Sterling Silver & 18K Yellow Gold Dragon Bracelet
From the Naga Collection. An intricately carved dragon adds a touch of the exotic to your wrist, grasping a golden ring clasp in his mouth. ;Sterling silver and 18k yellow gold; Diameter, about 2½" ;Ring clasp; Made in Bali; Please note: Bracelets sold separately.;
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Naga 18K Yellow Gold & Sterling Silver Dragon Coil Ring
From the Naga Collection. This stylized design features a dragon coil in sleek sterling silver accented with 18k gold detailing. ;18k yellow gold;Sterling silver;Diameter, about 0.5";Imported;
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Christian Audigier Women's 'Quebec' Tattoo Western Boot
Brand: Ed Hardy. Style: Quebec. Size: Women's US 10. Color: Grey. Designed by Christian Audigier. Faux-suede upper with classic Ed Hardy tattoo-inspired prints. Studded straps add an edgy appeal. Man-made lining and sole. Boot has a 12-inch shaft, a 1-inch heel & a 15-inch circumference.
Black Red Eye Halloween Spider Dangle Earrings
Here is an awesome pair of black spider Halloween dangle earrings. They measure 1 long. A perfect item for gift giving or for yourself. Earrings come to you in a foil gift box though may be a different box color than the one shown.
Hematite Tone Skull Design Post Earrings
Here is a spooky pair of hematite tone skull design post earrings. These dark skulls have a sneering smile on their face! Remember, your earrings will come to you in a beautiful foil gift box perfect for gift giving. Box may be a different color than shown.
Burnished Silvertone Cameo Dangle Earrings Fashion Jewerly
Here is a lovely pair of burnished silvertone cameo dangle earrings. Measures 1.5 in length. These elegant earrings are just the thing to add a little class to your style! Remember, your earrings will come to you in a foil gift box perfect for gift giving, or for you! Box may be a different color than shown.
Jeffrey Campbell Studded Seattle Love Boot at Free People - BLACK / SILVER STUDS
Distressed black leather lace-up tall combat boots with studded detailing along both sides of laces, as well as on upper back of boot. Zips all the way down the outer sides of each boot. Stud detailing around bottom sides of shoe all around. Leather feels super supple and perfectly worn in. The ultimate cool rock chick boot. *Jeffrey Campbell, designed exclusively for Free People *Leather Upper and Lining *Goodyear Hand-Welted Leather Sole *Import *12 1/2" shaft height, 1 1/4" heel **A Goodyear welted sole is a near-indestructible sole comprised of multiple layers of leather, stacked together and glued, then fastened through the sole with small cylindrical pegs of wood individually hammered in. It's a very laborious and time consuming process but creates a sole that can be reworked years later and able to last a lifetime.
Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush
"'Twas a long time ago, Longer now than it seems in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told began with the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun. For the holidays are the result of much fuss and hard work from the worlds that create them us. Well you see now, quite simply that's all that they do, making one unique holiday especially for you. But once, a calamity ever so great occurred when two holidays met by mistake. The Nightmare Before Christmas is one of our most favoritest movies of all time and space. And now, we have the perfect pals to share the movie with: these adorable Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush. Jack, Sally, Zero, and Oogie are all ready to be cuddled and hugged by you. They are cute, they are lovable, and Oogie is 100% not full of bugs. Get them quick to make sure you have a happy holidays. Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush - they're simply meant to be . . . yours! Nightmare Before Christmas Mini Plush Cute, mini, and huggably-delicious plush versions of Jack, Sally, Zero, and Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Perfect for gifts (for others or for yourself) for any holiday. Dimensions: Jack: 6.5"" x 4"" x 2"" Sally: 6.5"" x 3.5"" x 2"" Zero: 6.5"" x 9"" x 3"" Oogie: 6.5"" x 4"" x 2"""
Star Wars Family Car Decals
We had some fun conversations in the office as we tried to come up with families that we could create with this set of stickers. Dad as Darth Vader, Mom as Slave Leia? Ew, no. Dad as Chewbacca, Mom as Padmé Amidala? Let's not think about that. Dad as Han Solo and Mom as Leia would work, but would they really produce a Yoda and a tiny Stormtrooper? Show off your family's love of Star Wars with this set of 50 character decals, featuring 19 distinct characters from the saga. Everyone can pick the character that suits them best with plenty of decals left over for a second vehicle, a bedroom window, or an X-wing Fighter. If anyone asks about the canonically-impossible family on your back windshield, just blame your children. Nobody could be mad at their adorable faces for pairing up Luke Skywalker and C3PO. Product Features Family member decals based on the Star Wars universe Show off your family's love of Star Wars on your cars Includes 50 decals total, 19 distinct characters Characters included: Tall characters: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala, Slave Leia, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Stormtrooper Short characters: Yoda, Jawa, Ewok, R2-D2, Little Stormtrooper, Little Princess Leia, Little Luke Skywalker Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Exclusive product designed by ThinkGeek Sticks to any clean, flat surface (best on windows!) Sorry! Scum and Villainy Booster Pack no longer available
Old Navy Womens Jersey Maxi Dresses - Carbon
Old Navy Rounded neckline with built in shelf bra Adjustable spaghetti straps Empire waist with tie belt Available in mixed chevron striped print or solid styles Soft, medium weight jersey blend Slightly fitted through body Maxi length dress Model is 59" and wears a size S numeric size 4 XL,XXL
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint either. So it's up to you to fly your Bat flag high with this super sweet Batman Money Clip. It's a tiny batarang that folds protectively over your precious money, keeping it from flying away...
Bow Skull Tank Top
This off-white tank top features a blurry black skull. She's wearing a pyramid-studded bow in her, uh, hair. 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Babydoll
"We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, ""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."" Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with white and red ""Hello my name is..."" sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there."
Funtasma By Pleaser X-Ray Knee-High Boots
These knee-high boots feature an X-Ray skeleton print, lace-up front, side zipper closure and a sexy heel.; 18" tall; 4 1/2" heel; 3/4" hidden platform; Man-made materials; Listed in women's sizes; Product Notice
Gargouille Dragonology Wooden Construction Set
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Tony Stark Light-Up LED Iron Man Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotubes into your brain. The chest-mounted uni-beam is powered by photons, which it collects and then disperses when the wearer enters a dark area. For all body parts covered by the Mark IX's new form factor, the suit provides protection from adverse weather conditions, UV rays, and temperature extremes. It is designed for up to two days of use inside Earth's atmosphere, although after the first 12 hours of use its effectiveness is reduced. After 24 hours, it begins to act as a repulsor. The Iron Man Arc Reactor Shirt has three components: the t-shirt, a light panel with a long cable, and a battery box. When fresh batteries are in the battery box and the unit is switched on, the Arc Reactor shines brightly. So this particular arc reactor isn't going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that glows? That, we can provide. Product Specifications Officially licensed Marvel collectible Black cotton t-shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Looks like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually the Iron Man Mark IX suit Flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior Provides protection from adverse weather, UV rays, and temperature extremes With fresh batteries in the battery box, Arc Reactor will glow when switched on Will not prevent shrapnel from reaching your heart Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: 1. Detach cable from battery box. 2. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. 3. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in warm water with like colors and tumble dry on low heat.
C&C California - High-Low L/S Maxi Dress (Black) - Apparel
6pm.com is proud to offer the C&C California - High-Low L/S Maxi Dress (Black) - Apparel: Cozy up in a chic CC California dress with a few surprising details. ; Ultrasoft tri-blend construction creates a fluid drape. ; Gentle gathering at scoop neckline. ; Long sleeves. ; High-low hem. ; Slip-on design. ; 50% polyester, 38% cotton, 12% rayon. ; Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. ; Made in the U.S.A. Measurements: ; Length: 52 in ; Product measurements were taken using size SM (US 4-6). Please note that measurements may vary by size.
Cute and Astute Necklace
When you flaunt smart styles like thisMonserat De Lucca necklace, everyone will take note! After starting on a whim, this L.A. brand has diligently created pieces that celebrate confident and whole-hearted self-expression - like this clever necklace. Featuring a string of metallic, math equation pendants, this scholarly style is a wise choice in any outfit. Wear it over a Peter Pan-collared blouse with a pair of tapered trousers, patterned socks, and loafers for avant-garde beauty that really makes the grade!
X-Ray - Stainless Steel Boy Pendant w/Lace
Zable's new X-ray pendant necklace features a lovable, devil-horned little boy in stainless steel with X-ray outlines in blue for a cute and funky look. Signature gift box included, Made in Italy.
Flower Pattern Fingerless Lace Gloves With Ruffle Wrist Length
Lovely Light Weighted Wrist Length(2BL) flower pattern fingerless lace gloves with elastic ruffle trim. Gloves have a little stretch to them for a great fit. One size fits all. Approximately 6.5 long from bottom to fingertips with 2 ruffle. (When laying flat) LENGTH, TIGHT or LOOSE depends on your arm circumference.
Stretch Velvet Gloves Opera Length
These Womens Opera Length(16BL) Velvet gloves are one size fits all because of the stretch quality and easy to wear and comfortable. This is a slip on glove, there are no buttons. Approximately 22.5 in length from the tip of the middle finger to the end of the glove. (When laying flat) LENGTH, TIGHT or LOOSE depends on your arm circumference.
Stretch Velvet Gloves Below-The-Elbow Length
These Womens Below-the-elbow(8BL) Velvet gloves are one size fits all because of the stretch quality and easy to wear and comfortable. This is a slip on glove, there are no buttons. Approximately 15.5 in length from the tip of the middle finger to the end of the glove. (When laying flat) LENGTH, TIGHT or LOOSE depends on your arm circumference.
Gorgeous Stretch Matte/Shiny Satin Gathered Fingerless Dress Gloves
Gorgeous Stretch Matte/Shiny Satin Gathered Fingerless Dress Gloves. The hand portion is fingerless and there is a place for the thumb. Great style, with a separate covering for the thumb. The gloves are shirred up the back of the hand and arm. White, Black-Matte Finish Satin/Other Colors-Shiny Satin.This glove measures approximately 10.5 long. LENGTH, TIGHT or LOOSE depends on your arm circumference.
Doctor Who USB Dalek Desk Defender
"Every office has that person. You know, the one who ""borrows"" your stuff. When your scissors are missing, you know exactly who has them. When your bag of snacks is mysteriously low, you can tell who's been noshing on them. Politely asking them to QUIT IT doesn't work with these people. You need an ally, one that can exterminate the problem. The Dalek Desk Defender comes complete with a super-long USB cable, so even if your last remaining port is way in the back of your tower, your Dalek can still stand at the front lines. The motion sensor will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away depending on the lighting in your office. While you're sitting at your desk you can keep it in silent mode so it doesn't drive you crazy with talk of extermination. Just be sure to turn it on before you leave for lunch. Product Specifications Motion activated Dalek will protect your desk Can detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away When activated, it will shoo away intruders with talk of extermination Plugs into any available USB port Three settings: Sound & LED - Motion detector on with sound and light LED - Motion detector and light on, no sound Off - Motion detector off Includes the following phrases: Exterminate! Time, Jump, Imminent Repair. Hover SFX Gun SFX"
Skulls. Everybody has one. Some have two or more! Those lucky devils get to wander around fancy dress parties, chatting up girls and saying, "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet." Some skulls are enormous, some are quite small, and some have USB 2.0 connectivity. I'm guessing yours doesn't? Well, waste no time and upgrade your skull today! No, put down that power-drill...
Betsey Johnson Rose Bud Stud Earrings
Evoke vixen-style glamour with these Betsy Johnson rose bud stud earrings. Featuring hematite accents with a glittery finish.
Spring Step Cheyenne Boots (Black) - Women's Boots
Rustle up a fun cowgirl look in the Cheyenne boots from Spring Step.Leather upper in a casual Western boot style with a round toeStitching and overlay detailsEmbroidered floral detail at the shaftSmooth lining cushioning insoleTraction outsole 2 inch heel
Baby Dragon Earring Studs
Sometimes you just gotta capture yourself a metallic dragon (or two) and attach them to your head. Why? Maybe you're showing off your Targaryen bloodline. Maybe you're secretly a Dovahkiin. Or maybe you just think dragon hatchlings are adorable and want to keep them close. All we know is that you don't want to upset these little guys, cause if they use their cone of cold into your ear, you're going to have brain freeze worse than the coldest Slurpee you've ever had. Note that these earrings are immune to neither acid nor cold, so please handle with care. These tiny dragons, made from English pewter, are a little under 1/2" tall and wide, and a little over 1/2" deep (including the post). Each weighs just over 1/3 of an ounce. For our customers with nickel allergies: the dragons are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. It is free of both lead and nickel. The post is surgical-steel, which is a mixture of chromium, nickel and molybdenum. The back is plastic.
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
The statement on this shirt is great. It's not just a reference to one of our favorite pop culture phenomena, because ... think about it. You probably could kill people with your brain. Have a psionic character in an RPG? Ding. Know how to mix acids and bases? Ding. Use dangerous skills learned on MythBusters for fun and profit? Ding. There are so many opportunities to use your mind as a dangerous weapon we're surprised you don't have to have it registered...
Kirks Folly Harvest Dragon Magnetic Enhancer
The Harvest Dragon guides you on a spectacular adventure. See long-lost lands as you peer over the scaly body and webbed wings of this mystical magnetic enhancer. The epoxy enamel-accented features in shades of golden yellow and warm bronze tones bring the mighty creature to life. His underbelly sparkles in the light with glowing topaz aurora borealis crystals, and a luminous green marquise-shaped crystal serves as the dragon's eye. Create your own unique look by wearing it with any of your Kirks Folly magnetic necklaces. From Kirks Folly.
Batgirl Costume Babydoll
In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Black, 100% cotton shirt with the logo on the chest and utility belt printed in yellow across the waist of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.
We're All Mad Here Babydoll
"Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. Continue another 100 meters. Take exit on left toward March Hare's house. You have arrived at your destination, a large arm-chair at one end of a table set out under a tree in front of the house. Tenniel's engraving of Alice peering up at the disappearing Cheshire Cat printed in yellow, black, and a very Alice blue with the words ""We're all mad here."" on a purple babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Also, you want to tumble dry this on LOW. Hot will make it shrink. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Front Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in."
2 x Packs of 3D Scorpion Pattern Style DIY Nail Art Decal Sticker Finger Decorator Beauty Item from UltraBarato Gadgets
Product Features:- Nail stickers with 3D scorpion pattern.- Beautify your nails with this nail sticker set.- Add sparkle to your nails.- Quick and easy to apply, stays for days.- Easy to use:.---Select a design and peel off the sticker---Place the sticker on nail/tip and rub it gently s
"We had the strangest dream the other night. (What, your job doesn't have group nap time with shared dreams?) Everyone at ThinkGeek had turned into zombies and we were shambling around Northern Virginia in search of brains to eat. Just as we were nearing George Mason University, this group of delicious brains turned the corner and faced us with guns in hand. Shots were fired. A warmth filled our bellies but it was not our undead blood oozing out. It was chocolate. The smell of cocoa and cream filled the air as we transformed into chocolate zombies. The last thing we remembered was the survivors descending on us, eating our delicious chocolate brains. If you've ever wanted to turn zombies into chocolate, you can do so with these delicious Chocolate Bullets. Each ammo tin contains 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets. No responsible gun owner has allowed us to try to load 'em up and fire them to see if they really turn zombies into candy, but we figure that when the zombies are knocking down our door, they'll be more amenable to such things. Product Specifications Delicious milk chocolate bullets look like the real deal 20 rounds of .50 caliber milk chocolate bullets May or may not turn zombies into chocolate edible zombies Delivered in a reusable, lockable, and stackable mini ammo tin Dimensions (tin): 5"" x 3.5"" x 3.5"""
Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age by Scatha the Worm, the flightless dragon kept it, along with the other swords of legend amongst the other spoils he had stolen...
Handmade Leather Wings with Harness
"You can pick up fairy wings at your local costume superstore. They're pastel and flimsy and made of lots of fibers not found in nature. And if that's your thing, then, hey, more power to you. But us, we were looking for something more substantial. So when we found these leather wings, individually handmade by an artisan in Seattle, we knew we had to have them. They have a flexible wire frame that runs down the ""fingers,"" which makes them shapeable so your dragon or bat form can be uniquely yours. They're built on a sturdy leather harness with five different buckles, and they ain't going anywhere you don't want them. Just remember to take your wingspan into account before walking through doorframes or you could accidentally throw yourself at the floor (and miss, hopefully). Handmade Leather Wings with Harness Constructed of genuine leather. Built on a wire frame to allow for a certain degree of shaping. Wings themselves have two small buckles with 7 adjustment points each; they adjust from 29"" to 32 1/2"" wide. Both 1"" wide shoulder straps have 22 adjustment points each; they adjust from 19 1/2"" to 31"" long. Chest strap has 9 adjustment points; it adjusts from 11"" to 15"" wide. Chest strap can be fastened above or below breasts. Folks with wider shoulders and torsos will want to fasten it above. Folks with smaller frames will probably want to fasten it below to ensure it is snug. Dimensions: approx. 30"" wide x 22" high"
Doctor Who Cell Phone Alert Charms
"If there is one thing the Doctor hates, it's missing a call on his cell phone. And sometimes, he's in a place where he has to be very quiet and sneak about so he doesn't get seen. Lucky for him, then, that whilst traveling the universe he found a little shop selling baby Daleks and Cybermen - really tiny, pocket-sized Daleks and Cybermen. They were too small to cause any harm, but they did have one curious feature. When exposed to certain frequencies, they would spin in a circle and cause random lights to flash. The good Doctor knew he had a powerful tool at his disposal so he bought a ton of the little creatures and disappeared into his workshop. When he emerged, he had invented the Dalek Cell Phone Alert Charm. Later, by popular demand of folks who were a little creeped out by Daleks and Cybermen, he used the same technology to reproduce his trusty vehicle, the TARDIS. Just hang one off your jacket, computer bag, navel ring, etc., and any time you get a call on your cell phone, your very own Dalek, Cyberman, or TARDIS will spin around and little lights will flash near its base. It's just that simple. So, anytime you have to leave your cell phone on ""silent,"" just watch your charm to see if you have an incoming call. 'But hey,' you are wondering, 'Didn't you just say the Doctor invented these things? Then how did ThinkGeek get them to sell to me?' Let's just say we have friends all over the universe..."
DC Comics Bling Batman Logo Stud Earrings
This pair of stud earrings feature blinged out Batman logos.; Metal; Imported; Product Notice
Star Wars Chewbacca Messenger Bag
There are many things you should know about having a Wookiee as a friend. For starters, always, always, always let the Wookiee win. Put aside your pride. Take the fall in all games. Let him get into the bathroom first after a long road space trip. Let him get the girl. It'll be easier to pilot your ship if you retain all your limbs. Secondly, never under any circumstances refer to his messenger bag as a man purse. It's not his fault that all man-made bags are so puny...
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
ACCOUTREMENTS DUCKIE - DEVIL TATTOO
The Other Devil Duckies Think They'Re Tough But The Tattoo Devil Duckie Is The Toughest Of Them All. This Duckie Has Plucked Out All His Feathers Covered His Skin With Tattoos And Even Pierced One Of His Horns. He'S Made Of Soft Vinyl And Definitely Not Interested In An Office Job.
H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
SEPHORA COLLECTION Glitter Eyeliner and Mascara Evening Blue
A versatile, shimmering formula that adds glitter to the lash line and lashes with a dual-acting applicator brush. Get starry-eyed with this sparkling, glitter formula for lashes and lids. The applicator has both a liner brush and mascara bristles, making it the perfect tool for creating both a defined, long-lasting line and lashes full of glamorous glitter. This formula is hypoallergenic and has been dermatologically tested.
Ciate Caviar Manicure™ Black Pearls
A two-step revolutionary nail art kit that inspires head-turning results. Created in London, this one-of-a-kind nail art innovation brings avant-garde catwalk nail styling to your fingertips. Featuring pearlescent beads for a 3-D effect, this kit includes everything you need to express yourself with your hands and become an instant nail connoisseur. This set contains:- 0.45 oz Paint Pot Nail Polish- 0.47 oz Caviar Pearls - Funnel- Tray It is formulated Without: - Parabens- Sulfates- Synthetic Fragrances- Synthetic Dyes- Petrochemicals- Phthalates- GMOs- Triclosan This cutting-edge manicure lasts at least 48 hours. To ensure your new manicure last even longer: seal the free edge of your nails with a top coat to ensure durability, make sure you allow the pearls to set for at least 15 minutes, and work on one nail at the time while nails are still wet.
Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray
Star Wars Gifts: That doesn't really have the same sort of dramatic impact, does it? Still, that's basically what Darth Vader meant when he was talking to Boba Fett in the bowels of Cloud City. Thankfully, you won't need to go to such extremes if your Han Solo Ice Cubes melt. You just stick them back in the freezer and through the magic of the exothermic process you'll have ice in no time at all...
DC Comics Caped Shot Glass
There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You're probably having a ton of fun while it's happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You're clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse. But if you'd like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do? Product Specifications Shot glasses with tiny capes and the logos of favorite supers Officially licensed DC Comics collectable Cape is removable for washing Set of three: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman Love your glass: Hand-wash for longest artwork life. Seriously, kids. Drinking isn't all it's cracked up to be. Be responsible.
The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what I was drinking when I took the picture, but feel free to use it for your daily double cappucino with a shot of skyrocket syrup. 8 ounce glass mug with the caffeine molecule printed in lime green. Not microwave safe. Logo may rub off if put in dishwasher.
Doctor Who Dalek Tumblers
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! It seems that all a Dalek does is walk roll around exterminating people. But that is a misconception. The Dalek also exterminate things like world hunger (how can you be hungry if you're dead?) and poverty (again, dead!). They're really a benevolent race when you think about it. Exterminate your thirst with this set of Dalek tumblers: red, orange, yellow, blue, and white. Each comes with a resealable lid and straw. We recommend not thinking about what's actually inside a Dalek while you drink. If you missed those episodes, we recommend not Googling to find out what's inside a Dalek. Ignorance is bliss. By bliss, we mean, the ability to drink out of a Dalek without getting grossed out. Product Specifications Five tumblers for fans of the Dalek. Buy one or all five Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Comes with resealable lid and straw Capacity: 16 ounces Materials: BPA-free plastic Note: Not recommended for hot drinks. Daleks prefer cold. Love your tumblers: hand wash only
Cocktail Chemistry Set
There are several rules for cocktails - 1. You must be twenty-one. 2. - A proper martini is made with gin and not vodka (sorry, but it's true). And 3. - Constitutional isomers of dimethyl ether, when blended with a combination of citric acids and disaccharides are damned tasty. If you can live by these rules, then you can be a certified scientific mixologist: one who is capable of using their immense intelligence to create astonishingly awesome alcoholic beverages. We've got your starter set of glassware right here. Beakers, vials and lab-stand right out of a mad-scientist's laboratory. Beware the pan-galactic-gargle-blasters, though. They are potent.
Collapsible Shot Glass
There are several of us who grew up in scouting programs, where the motto is Be Prepared. As such, we carry our Swiss Army knives and a home emergency kit and all that good stuff. Unfortunately, there's no program that teaches you how to be prepared as an adult. You know what we mean...
DC Comics Pint Glass
"We weren't quite sure what to think of the announcement that DC was going to reboot. But now that we've gotten our monkey paws on a few and done some reading, some of us are getting into it. (The rest will happily remain comic grognards.) If you never got into comic books as a wee geek, there's no better time than now to hop in. The pool is fresh and new! And if you find yourself thirsty while reading, we have a solution. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite DC superheroes. Somehow, when Wonder Woman is on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the DC universe Choose: Justice League, Batman, Wonder Woman Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6"" (15 cm) tall"
Pi Symbol Ice Cube Tray by ThinkGeek
When hosting the next soirée at your geek bachelor pad you'll need the proper equipment to ensure success. All three major gaming consoles, a flat screen over 40" wide, a well trained dungeon master, a complete Star Wars action figure collection, and a fully stocked liquor cabinet are a must. But how about ice? You were planning to use that standard vaguely cubical stuff?..... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
The Alien Mug and Saucer
"Aliens are real. We believe it not because we're a key figure in an ongoing government charade, but because we have to believe that we are not the only intelligent life in the universe. And sure, sometimes we get a little obsessed and people start calling us ""Spooky"" or ""Trekkie"" but we know the truth is out there. One day, we'll all be in a big Federation of Planets and have beautiful half-Bajoran and half-Klingon children, much to the chagrin of our parents, who wanted grandbabies, not grand-half-aliens. But for now, we'll sip our coffee out of our Alien Mug and Saucer set. Before you get excited, it's not a flying saucer. That would be far too dangerous for the coffee. The ceramic mug features your stereotypical little green man alien head, hollowed out and ready to receive up to 16 ounces of coffee. Just be careful not to spill it on yourself, otherwise your pants are gonna be up all night. Product Specifications Ceramic alien head mug and UFO saucer Holds 16 ounces of alien hunting fuel Integrated handle included at no extra charge Dishwasher safe Dimensions: 5"" x 3"" x 4""; 1.8 pounds"
Ethanol Molecule Flask
Ever since we realized that sugar could be fermented into ethanol, the fun began. One of our earliest organic reactions became one that fueled our parties, our perfumes, our colorings, our medicines, and even our vehicles! But we're most concerned here with its psychoactive properties when a part of a delicious adult beverage. Whether it's a fruity wine cooler with barely any ethanol or high-proof spirits, we bow down to the first human to figure this bit of chemistry out. You are awesome and if you weren't dead, we'd buy you a beer. Remember that your favorite booze is all about the ethanol. This stainless steel flask is adorned with an ethanol molecule to remind you of just that. Please imbibe responsibly, okay? We kinda like having you around. Product Specifications Stainless steel flask adorned with an ethanol molecule Celebrate organic chemistry Isn't life better with - hic! - chemistry? Drink responsibly, okay? Know your limits. # Seriously, we mean it.
Star Wars 10 oz. Glass Set
Not into Blue Milk? These glasses are also great for Tihaar and Membrosia. Your liquids will never feel more loved (before you voraciously ingest them, you Sarlacc, you) than when they're held in these fabulous, six inch tall Star Wars glasses. Princess Leia stands on guard with her laser at the ready. protecting your ice water. Worried about your glass of orange juice? Han and Chewie have your back. Don't fret about your apple cider - Luke's got it covered, even in the midst of Yoda's rigorous training. And that rewarding beer at the end of the day? Well, Darth Vader and one of his many minions aren't going to judge you. So kick back, relax, and let the hate -- err, beverages flow through you. Here at ThinkGeek, we really like glasses. They're extremely efficient at taking liquids from larger containers (perhaps in chilled or heated environments?) and storing them until you're ready to ingest them. We don't know if you've noticed, but liquids can be sort of cumbersome to contain. They like to do things like drip, spill and stain. With these glasses, you can protect your liquids by mastering your prowess over the force (of gravity) in ways only seen in galaxies far, far away. And that was a long, long time ago.
Star Wars Death Star Tea Infuser
It's no secret that Darth Vader has anger issues. He's quick with the barking of orders and the Force choking. He rules by intimidation, which works... okay. We wonder, though, if Vader could take a page from a leader who had the admiration and respect of his crew: Jean-Luc Picard. And let's face it, the crew of the Enterprise were much better shots than the average Stormtrooper. What's the big difference between the two leaders? Tea, of course. Earl Grey. Hot...