Cordies Cable Organizers
We know things. Things that only geeks who have delved too greedily and too deep could ever discover. Unfortunately, we can't tell you all of them. But for now, one little revelation. It's a little known fact that cables left to tangle behind your desk will eventually gain sentience and emerge from the dusty depths to kill you. Seriously, we wouldn't lie. That's why we sell so many cable managing doodads. Swallow the blue pill and go on with your happy life, okay? Let us continue saving the world; it's our sacrifice for the good of our geek brethren. Swallowed? *checks your mouth* Good. Let's move on... Cordies is a desktop cable management system that organizes all the cables on your desk. You know, the ones for your computer, docking station, phone charger, headphones, and that ridiculously noisy USB toy that everyone in your office hates. (It's okay, we grok the appeal it has to you. We're the same way.) Cordies snugly holds your cables so they're weighted down and won't slide off your desk when disconnected. There are three loops and each loop can hold multiple cables stacked on top of each other. Product Specifications Cable management system for your desk or workstation Keeps your cords from sliding into the void behind your desk Prevents your cords from tangling and creating an elder god or spaghetti monster Four loop spaces can accommodate a few cables each Great for power cords, USB cords, cell phone chargers, audio cables, headphones, Firewire and more Made of weighted flexible rubber for a perfect grip Color: Dark Charcoal Grey Dimensions: 3.5 inches wide
Collapsible Shot Glass
There are several of us who grew up in scouting programs, where the motto is Be Prepared. As such, we carry our Swiss Army knives and a home emergency kit and all that good stuff. Unfortunately, there's no program that teaches you how to be prepared as an adult. You know what we mean...
Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain
One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it's good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every bubble. You can't let even one survive or your mission as bubble popper has failed. But what happens when you desire the joy of popping bubble wrap but don't have the time to invest in popping a full 60' roll? Welcome to the future, my friends; electronic bubble wrap is here. Each keychain device has 8 rubbery little "bubble" buttons. They have a pretty close tactile feel to actual bubble wrap. Guess what happens when you push one? That's right, you hear a little pop. In a nutshell, that is the simple beauty of the electronic bubble wrap keychain. But there is one bonus, and here's where the OCD can kick in a little. Every 100th "pop" is not a pop at all, but a silly sound: a boing, a bark, a rude noise, etc. And since you can easily pop (pun intended) the keychain in your pocket, you'll always have bubble wrap when you need it most (you know, like when your boss starts talking). Dimensions: 1.75" x 1.5" x 0.5"