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Red Mumbai Tassel Hipster Bikini Bottoms by Heidi Klein
Red hipster bikini bottoms featuring ruched side detail ties to the side with a tassel finish and gold tone ends. Model is a standard UK 8 and is wearing a size FR 1. This item runs true to size.
Two And A Half Men: Complete Seasons 1 - 8 Box Set (28 Discs)
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in the Emmy Award-nominated Two and a Half Men, a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, a son/nephew and the many women who surround them all. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.
If man were meant to fly he would have been born wearing a jetpack. But he wasn’t. So allow us to tweak Mother Nature’s nose with this incredible personal flying machine that uses pressurised H20 to rocket wannabe superheroes 10 metres above the water at speeds of up to 35km/h. Up, up and WTF!
Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
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Spock Cookie Jar
"If you have a sweet tooth, you might think that your cravings for sugary delights are totally illogical. Out of nowhere, your brain screams, ""COOKIE!"" Suddenly all of your thoughts veer off course and all you can think about is sinking your teeth into a soft, squishy, sweet chocolate chip cookie. You can feel the texture of it. The way the sugar seems to make a beeline from your taste buds straight to the pleasure center of your brain. Truth is, those cravings are totally logical. Our bodies are programmed to want sugar, fat, and salt. These desires live deep in our caveman brains. When we find a food that has a combination of these things - say, a warm, soft, gooey chocolate chip cookie - our brain lights up like a carnival. Thus, Spock here doesn't judge your cookie cravings. He knows they're totally logical and he’s equipped himself to provide you with the sugar, fat, and salt your brain wants. Nom away! Product Specifications Ceramic cookie jar shaped like the bust of Spock Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Can easily hold a package of store bought cookies, or an equivalent amount of homemade noms Love your Spock Cookie Jar - hand wash only"
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Dosh Desmopan Wallet
There are all kinds of ways to carry your money nowadays - you can fold your bills into a leather pocket with your credit cards and ID stuffed inside. Alternatively, you can fold duct-tape together, or even use toughened paper. Nothing wrong with those methods of remuneration-management, but if you're one of the digerati - the high-tech masses that frequent stores like ThinkGeek, you may be after something more. You're like double-o English superspy: you're constantly surrounded by the highest-technology, and the finest style imaginable (assuming meh t-shirts count as style). Consequently, your personal accessories must reflect that maxim. You need to carry a wallet that's made of the newest modern materials, that's big enough to hold your money and all your cards, and looks as sharp and clean as a tuxedo jacket. The Dosh Tux wallet fits that need precisely! 6 slots for holding all your cards, and an aluminum moneyclip for all your folding cash. Slim, clean and stylish with that high-tech edge you've come to expect from ThinkGeek. Now you can outfit yourself with your magnetic grappling gun, Rolex with laser and garrotte wire and two-way wireless radio transmitter secreted away inside your left maxillary first-molar as well as an incredibly posh wallet with enough bills to tip your doorman. You're not a barbarian, after all.
$49.99 $74.99 (- 33%)
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Withings WiFi Scale
Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. We all know how to get there. Diet and exercise. Sure, there's also experimental gene therapy, but even if you take that route, you still have to accurately monitor your progress. Yes, any scientific endeavor has to be properly metered and recorded so that adjustments can be made for optimum results. If the needle on the scale isn't moving in the desired direction fast enough, say, you can increase your workload, or decrease the cheetos. The problem is, your standard bathroom scale is horribly inaccurate, and it's difficult to translate the scribbled weights you've recorded on the back of your Netflix envelope into truly usable data. Enter the Withings WiFi scale! This gorgeous hunk of glass and aluminum weighs you in kilograms, pounds, or stone with an accuracy of 100 grams. This is all well and good, but what makes this scale so gosh-darned special? WiFi! By giving your scale access to the interwebs, it posts your every weight measurement sample to your own private custom webpage that tracks your body mass and shows you your progress. View your results in tabular or graph form, even on your iPhone using the included iPhone app! It not only monitors your weight, and BMI - it measures up to 8 total family members on each scale, auto-recognizing each one as they step on the scale. If you or your family are part of an online fitness program, like Weightbot, and Fitburn, it can auto-share your data with those services, expanding your ability to reach your fitness goals!
$89.99 $99.99 (- 10%)
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Love Chocolate Covered OreoÂ® Cookies
15 Chocolate coated Oreo cookies. Hand-dipped in Belgian milk chocolate. Embellished with mini hearts and heart candies. Comes in black and gold gift box. Say I love you with Golden Edible 15 Piece Love Milk Chocolate Covered Oreo Cookies and your special someone will see how sweet you can be. Everyone's favorite cookie has been dunked in Belgian milk chocolate and decorated with loving mini-hearts and heart candies. These 15 cookies arrive nestled in an elegant black gift box with gold lettering by the Chocolate Covered Company. All it needs is a personalized gift card from you!Gift Basket IncludesGift box, 15 milk Chocolate-covered Oreo cookiesEnsure freshness: During warm weather, we highly recommend selecting Next Day or 2 Day shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all, you selected chocolates, not chocolate sauce. Also, please note that to avoid spoilage, some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness.Please note that for this item, future delivery is available, which lets you select a specific date for delivery, so your gift arrives at the perfect time. Call 800-461-6836 for assistance with delivery options.About Chocolate Covered Company, Inc.Based in Southern California, Chocolate Covered Company is dedicated to providing heavenly treats that satisfy your sweet tooth every time. Its unique and delicate berry creations are hand-dipped to perfection using the finest imported chocolate. This Intimate Chocolate Experience is backed by excellent customer service as well as creative design and careful packaging. This ensures that your gift remains secure and fresh while in transit. If, indeed, the way to someone's heart is through their stomach then winning them over is a done deal when you've got these chocolate-covered Oreos. The all-time-favorite cookies are draped in rich Belgian chocolate then drizzled with more or adorned with sweet pink hearts. These beauties beat bonbons any day! Arriving at your doorstop in an elegant black and gold gift box.
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Apple MB528LL/A 8 GB 2nd Generation iPod Touch - Wi-Fi - 3.5-inch LCD Display - Black
The iPod touch has always been an amazing iPod. And with its groundbreaking technologies including a Multi Touch screen, the accelerometer, and 3D graphics and access to hundreds of games, iPod touch puts an amazing gaming experience in the palm of your hand. It comes in 8 GB, 16 GB, and 32 GB models with new volume controls and a built in speaker. Play hours of music. Create a Genius Playlist of songs that go great together. Watch a movie. Surf the web. View rich HTML email. Find your location and get directions with Google Maps. Browse YouTube videos.
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Glow in the Dark Loo Roll
Whether you're a scruncher, a folder or a one sheet wonder we guarantee you'll be impressed by this loo roll that glows in the dark. Yes, it’s pretty pointless but you’ll be grateful when you’re wallowing in its reassuring glow during late night wiping sessions.
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Washing Machine Carry On Suitcase
SUITSUIT 20" Carry-On Trolley Case (washing machine) Be the centre of attention and the envy of your fellow passengers as you effortlessly glide by with this sleek, super cool SUITSUIT light weight 'washing machine' carry-on trolley case. Fits in the aircraft cabin as hand luggage on all airlines including budget and charter flights. You will get noticed with this funky ABS hard shell light weight luggage. Strong racing style wheels for super smooth manoeuvrabiliy Light and impact resistant Locking trolley system with push button control and multiple height stops TSA lock SUITSUIT branded interior with mesh lid compartment, packing straps and interior pockets Grab handle for extra stability when loaded Material: ABS; Capacity: 34L Size: 54 x 36 x 20cm Weight: Only 2.4 kg SUITSUIT carry-on trolley cases have a two year guarantee.
"APPLE MacBook Air 11"" Intel Core i5 Laptop with 2GB RAM & 64GB Flash Storage"
"Apple MacBook Air laptop with 11"" Intel Core i5, 2GB RAM and 64GB Flash Storage. Features an integrated Intel Graphics HD 3000 processor, an ultra-fast Thunderbolt port and built-in Wi-Fi and Bluetooth technology making it easy to stay connected from just about anywhere. Powerful, professional computing is at your fingertips with Apple's phenomenally slim and lightweight MacBook Air."
"LG 42"" Diag. Plasma TV with Triple XD Engine &Real Cinema"
"Can an HDTV so slim and sleek deliver the robust entertainment experience you're searching for? With the 42PA4500 42"" class TruSlim plasma HDTV, the answer is a resounding yes! What makes the 42PA4500 plasma HDTV special? With a TruSlim frame, this TV takes up less space, giving you more room for other entertainment accessories--and creating a sleek look that fits into your modern decor. The Resolution Upscaler will enhance standard-definition content, such as old movies or Internet videos, to near-HD resolution. Plus, with a 600Hz refresh rate, motion blur for fast action--like sports, action movies, and video games--is virtually eliminated! What can it do for me? Give you a truly breathtaking visual experience, for one! All your entertainment needs are right at your fingertips. With a variety of inputs, including HDMI and USB 2.0, you can hook up your computer to watch videos or view photos on the 41.6"" diagonal plasma screen, or watch content from a USB flash drive right on your HDTV. Connect a Blu-ray player or video game console and immerse yourself in enhanced high-def entertainment! Is it easy to use? You'd better believe it! You can effortlessly adjust the picture to your liking with Picture Wizard II with just a few taps of the remote, cycle through all your inputs in seconds, and sync all your HDMI-connected devices through a single remote for convenience. What's in the box? 41.6"" diagonal 42PA4500 plasma HDTV, stand, remote control, and manual. From LG. With a TV that has a built-in high-definition tuner, HDTV may be received from broadcasting companies that transmit high-definition signals, or may require a subscription to a digital cable or satellite service to receive HDTV programming, where available. Contact your local cable or satellite provider for details and costs if you are interested in high-definition TV from your service provider."
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Hannah Louise Lamb Ireland Cufflinks
Striking graphic Ireland Cufflinks hand pierced by Hannah Louise Lamb, with oxidised shamrock detail.
Men's Archive Billfold Wallet black
PUMA Heritage leather wallet: Stylish leather wallet from the PUMA Archive. Closable coin compartment with snap fastener. Large compartment with banknotes and multiple slots for cards. 100 % real leather with slogans in gold foil print on the inside. Stamped PUMA Heritage logo, PUMA Cat logo and PUMA Archive all-over print. Measurements: 11 cm x 9 cm x 3 cm
Vuzix iWear (Wrap 920)
We've seen some amazing eyewear in our time but Vuzix take the cake because they allow you to view movies and games on virtual big screens. Immersive? It's like mainlining a movie.
Fatboy (Original Black)
Sofas and chairs are terribly last century when compared to this incredibly versatile beanbag. Simply sink into its squishy embrace and prepare to relax like never before - indoors or outside.
Managing to look thoroughly modern and like an Alpine horn, this spectacular ceramic device acts as a passive amplifier for your iPhone’s built-in speaker.
Agility Saietta R Bike
More than just an exercise in style, this stunning urban sports bike will shift from 0 to 60 in four seconds – and all with an electric engine.
Marchi Mobile eleMMent RV
Hit the road, oligarch styley, in the world’s most luxurious RV. Pimped up beyond belief, the 40ft eleMMent is a high tech palace on wheels and features a rooftop patio, huge bedroom, luxe spec bathroom and lounge fit for an oil baron. The only downer is the 1.9 million price tag.
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Extra Large Chinese Elm Indoor Bonsai Tree
ask seller a question This amazing extra large Chinese Elm bonsai tree makes a wonderful gift for any ocassion. We get nothing but great feedback from people that have received our bonsai trees as a gift. You really can make someones day by giving them a spectacular gift that could last for years to come. Our bonsai trees are always packed to the highest standard using a tried and tested secure packing system that we have perfected over the past 10 years. We do not sell any trees that are anything but 100% healthy and have been well looked after. We are a professional bonsai mail order service. Made from: The Chinese Elm is an indoor, or outdoor, bonsai tree and if kept indoors will stay evergreen all year round. This tree can be pruned as hard as you like and is one of easiest bonsai species to care for. A free care guide is included with every purchase. Dimensions: The tree's average height will be between 48-57cm including the pot. The ceramic pot is approximately 30cm wide and the trees of this size are roughly 25 years of age.
Pulp Fiction (B&W Guns) by Mini
High Quality Art Print Poster measuring 40 x 50cm
Muhammad Ali (v Liston Portrait) by Mini
High Quality Art Print Poster measuring 50 x 40cm
Calvin Klein CK One Eau De Toilette 100ml
Calvin Klein CK One Eau De Toilette 100ml. A naturally clean, pure and contemporary fragrance. This light, relaxed scent is meant to be used lavishly and can literally be splashed all over the body. CK One reflects the three basic elements of the brand. Individuality - the freedom everyone is looking for. Unity - speaking to a diverse group who share this attitude. Sexuality - a subtle, honest version of sexiness., Spray applicator, Eau de toilette.
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Practical Genetic Algorithms
This book deals with the fundamentals of genetic algorithms and their applications in a variety of different areas of engineering and science. Most significant update to the second edition is the MATLAB codes that accompany the text. It provides a thorough discussion of hybrid genetic algorithms Features more examples than first edition.
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
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Blue Claw Foot Socks
Blue claw foot socks. 76% Cotton,22% Nylon,2% Elastane. Machine washable.
Seve Ballesteros Watch
Own a piece of golfing history with Jaermann & StÃ¼biâs Seve Ballesteros watch. Crafted from the golf clubs with which the legend won the 1995 Spanish Open, each case is linked to a specific club, making it the ultimate commemoration of this renowned event. Seve Ballesteros Spanish Open watch Functions: hour, minute, large second, course timer and GMT A10 calibre automatic movement Silver-tone bezel Scratch-resistant sapphire glass 1.5 mm thick Shock absorber with flexible stem Rubber strap with folding buckle Engraved with the Jaermann & StÃ¼bi griffin Case diameter 44mm Stainless steel with brushed and polished finish Made in Switzerland
Andrews Links Stroke Play 1759
Up your game with this limited edition St Andrews Links stroke play watch, finely crafted for Harrods by Jaermann & StÃ¼bi. It is the first mechanical timepiece that counts the strokes during the game, adds up the total score and compares it with the handicap, and is developed and produced in the companyâs atelier. St Andrews Links Stroke Play 1759 watch JS02 golf counter complication A10 calibre automatic movement Silver-tone bezel Engraved with St Andrews Links coat of arms on reverse Louisiana alligator leather strap with folding buckle Each watch individually numbered High quality stainless steel case Made in Switzerland
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Vertu Constellation Pure Collection Chocolate Mobile Phone
Vertu Constellation Pure Collection Chocolate Mobile Phone
Apple iPod Touch 64GB White - 4th generation
Packed full of fun new features. Face time: Now you can talk and see friend using Wi-Fi just log in and find your friends to talk and see them over Wi-Fi connection to another 4th Generation Touch or iPhone 4. HD video capture using either of the 2 cameras and upload them straight to You Tube or Face Book or sync onto your Mac or PC. Improved gaming due to the A4 processor also used in iPhone 4 and iPad and the Game Centre feature allows to play friends or go up against others in multi player games. Up to 40 hour battery playback. Features: Brand: Apple 64Gb Face time Connect to Wi-Fi HD Video Improved gaming 0 Hour battery life
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White Cow Beastie Easter Egg
Discover our striking new eggs for those who like theirs wildly stylish! Hollow-cast white chocolate egg with 6 praline and caramel-filled mini eggs. The Beastie Egg is printed with an all-natural cocoa butter cow transfer and finished with thick white ribbon.
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White chocolate cigarellos - Small box of 50
Belgian, white chocolate cigarellos (cigarillos) for the decoration of celebration cakes and desserts. White chocolate cigarellos are very popular for wedding cake decoration.
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Touch GrigioPerla For Men (EDT, 50ml - 75ml)
Modern and masculine, this scent redefines men’s fragrance with an effervescent blend of energetic spices. Enhanced by wooden and sweet tones, it’s a balanced blend that hits all the right notes. Key notes: cardamom, cinnamon leaves, and bergamot Regrettably, this product is non-returnable and non-exportable.
NEC MultiSync P701 - 70" Display
Maximize the impact of your messaging with the superior Full HD screen performance of the 70\" NEC MultiSync P701, a professional-grade LCD display ideal for even the most demanding digital signage applications. Boasting an industrial-strength design, the broadest connectivity, widest display control and the Enhanced Digital Signage technology suite, which touts more than 30 advanced features, this display delivers stunning visual impact for environments such as corporate boardrooms, rental and staging, airports, healthcare and retail.
LG 60PX990 60 inch 3D Freeview HD Plasma TV (Buy and SAVE!)
Comes with one FREE pair of Active Shutter 3D GlassesThe LG 60PX990 3D Infinia TV lets you convert your living room into a cinema or sports stadium with crystal clear picture quality that will have you transfixed.Get Ready to watch highdefinition TV for free with builtin Freeview HD bringing you the best of BBC ITV and C4 in stunning detail and incredible colours with no monthly fee or contract. Freeview HD provides up to 5 times the picture quality of standard definition freeview.LG 3D TV gives you the ultimate immersive viewing experience with sports videogames documentaries and movies bursting out of the screen. With LG you can experience the same breathtaking 3D effects that youve seen in the cinema.The LG 60PX990 3D Infinia is also a topoftherange 2D TV giving you the best in high definition.The incredible 60in screen has a full HD 1080pixel resolution and 600Hz plasma technology to create amazingly lifelike images and impressive detail with zero motion blur and razorsharp response times.LGs NetCast technology brings the best of the internet directly to your TV without the need for a computer. You can enjoy YouTube videos weather forecasts and online photo sharing.Visit freeview.co.uk to check Freeview reception in your area.Useful info:Resolution 1920 x 1080Contrast ratio 5000000:13D Active TV600Hz plasma technologyPicture WizardClear Voice IIIntelligent SensorNetCastWiFi Dongle included4 x HDMI; USB 2.0Wall mountable (bracket not supplied)Pair of Active Shutter 3D glassesDimensions: H 36.9 W 55.4 D 15 inchLG 60PX990 60in Freeview HD 3D Infinia TV LG helpline: 0844 847 5454.
Panasonic TH 65PF20ER 65" Plasma Full HD Display
To take maximum advantage of the inherently superior expression of self-illuminating plasma displays, the panel allows the PF20 series to emit light without the use of a pre-discharge. Its high contrast teams up - which forms the basis of image expression - to render rich textures in images with subtle shading and color differences.Panasonic plasma displays achieve rich shading with an incredibly accurate 6,144 equivalent steps of gradation in all scenes. These displays deliver richer gradation from brilliant whites to robust blacks, and faithfully reproduce the textural quality of the original video source.Panasonic plasma display panels use self-illuminating pixels to provide more vivid color and sharper images that never appear faded, even when viewed at an angle. Panasonic plasma displays deliver high-resolution images without losing the quality of the original video source.The front of the plasma display is covered by a hard glass panel that provides strong resistance to impact and breakage, thereby providing extra assurance against damage when used in busy public spaces. It virtually eliminates any need for additional protective covering.