DC Comics Pint Glass
"We weren't quite sure what to think of the announcement that DC was going to reboot. But now that we've gotten our monkey paws on a few and done some reading, some of us are getting into it. (The rest will happily remain comic grognards.) If you never got into comic books as a wee geek, there's no better time than now to hop in. The pool is fresh and new! And if you find yourself thirsty while reading, we have a solution. These glasses seem like your typical 16 ounce glass, except they are emblazoned with amazing artwork featuring some of your favorite DC superheroes. Somehow, when Wonder Woman is on the side of your glass, everything in it just tastes better. Product Specifications Pint glasses featuring artwork from the DC universe Choose: Justice League, Batman, Wonder Woman Everything in these glasses tastes 100% more super Capacity: 16 fluid ounces (1 pint) Dimensions: 6"" (15 cm) tall"
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Pac-Man Shot Glass 4-Pack
In 1999, Billy Mitchell stunned the gaming world by playing the very first verified perfect game of Pac-Man. A perfect game consists of playing the first 255 levels, eating every pill, pellet, fruit, and ghost, without losing a single life, and then eating as many pellets as possible on the last level by eating all but one, and then sacrificing a life, thus resetting the last level, then repeat until you're out of lives. This jams your score at 3,333,360 points, and makes you the envy of all geeks everywhere. To make that kind of achievement, your mind has to slip, zen like, into a trance-like state. You must become one with the game, flowing from pellet to pellet, slipping past ghosts like water around a rock. You must focus, and make the game everything... your entire world. You must see floating cherries in your dreams, eat power pellets for breakfast, and surround yourself in the maze. We can't help you in the dreams department - our Mesmermatic 5000 dream induction device hasn't reached human testing trials, yet, we've heard that a shot of certain beverages can loosen you up and help you achieve a more zen state. Let us know how that works for you. Product Specifications Shot glasses featuring Pac-Man and ghosts Classy black shot glasses with colorful artwork Inky, Blinky, Clyde, and Pac-Man (Pinky bailed on the photo shoot) Drink responsibly: you'll never beat the game if your brain is pickled! Love your shot glasses: Hand wash for longest artwork life Material: Ceramic
Collapsible Shot Glass
There are several of us who grew up in scouting programs, where the motto is Be Prepared. As such, we carry our Swiss Army knives and a home emergency kit and all that good stuff. Unfortunately, there's no program that teaches you how to be prepared as an adult. You know what we mean...
Pac-Man Pint Glass 2-Pack
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? At least ol' Pac left our glassware alone. He must get all the liquid he needs from the things he eats. If you need some sweet, arcade-inspired glassware, wokka-wokka yourself right to the BUY NOW button and these can be yours. Product Specifications Set of 2 pint glasses featuring Pac-Man Classy black with brightly colored creatures One glass features a Pac-Man level, the other is more of a fun design Love your glasses: hand wash for longest artwork life
Starbucks? Coffee Love Tumbler, 12 fl oz
We love a coffee tumbler that loves us back. When you've got a warm feeling inside, you just have to share it, and this 12-fl oz acrylic coffee tumbler shares its warmth with a show of hearts. When filled with a hot beverage, a row of red hearts appears on the back. This thermochromic coffee tumbler makes a truly warmhearted gift for Valentine's Day, or any day. Flip-top, snap-lock lid. Hand wash only. Do not microwave.
Brewzkey Beverage Key
Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.
Pavina Double Wall 8 oz. Glassware
On the surface, these glasses are cool because they make it look like your beverage is floating in mid-air. Delve a little deeper and you'll notice that the double-walled glass holds beverage temperature longer. It also prevents condensation and will save your coffee table. That's enough to impress the normals on your gifting list. But we're geeks, we're not going to stop there! This mouth-blown borosilicate glass, the same stuff traditionally used to make scientific lab glass. It's stronger than traditional glass because it substitutes boron oxide for the soda and lime in lesser glassware. Because boron particles are so small, the glass is stronger. Get nerdier, you say? Okay! Glassware made with borosilicate glass has very low coefficient of thermal expansion (~3 × 10−6 /°C at 20°C. What does this mean for the average bear? It means they're resistant to temperature swings and scratches. They won't get cloudy when you put them in the dishwasher. And they look hella sexy. Bodum Pavina Double Wall 8 oz. Glassware Set of two 8-ounce double wall drinking glasses Two-layer construction resists heat and prevent condensation Made of borosilicate glass, like scientific lab equipment Exceptionally strong, but very lightweight Keep hot drinks warmer and cold drinks cooler Note: Each glass is mouth-blown, so there may be minor differences in height, thickness, and weight Love your glasses: Avoid using metal spoons in them or smooshing them into an overcrowded dishwasher. Dishwasher and microwave safe - woohoo!
Kikkerland Unisex's The Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Kikkerland Unisex's The Day of the Dead Corkscrew, Housewares: The Kikkerland Day of the Dead Corkscrew Kitchen appliances don't have to be boring and Kikkerland knows it. Get a twist on your typical wine opener and impress your friends with the Day of the Dead corkscrew. *Metal skeleton corkscrew *Inspired by The Day of the Dead holiday in Mexico By Kikkerland
Henri Bendel Martini Glass
Sold individually Crystal Available Exclusively at Henri Bendel Made in Italy Dimensions: 7.5"H x 3.25"W
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, this Millennium Falcon-shaped bottle opener is perfect for the Han Solo in all of us! It's no piece of junk, either. She looks good and she's got it where it counts. Like Chewie, it's a faithful companion that'll open hard bottles for us and be by our side even if we drop our shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. This ThinkGeek exclusive collectible can't be found anywhere else. That's right, she's all ours... well, until she becomes all yours. This metal gadget comes with a magnet on the back to keep you from losing it, as long as you don't toss it out with the garbage or lose it gambling. And remember: don't drink and engage the hyperdrive! Product Specifications Bottle opener for smugglers and other scruffy types A ThinkGeek exclusive collectible! Metal shaped as the classic smuggler ship Magnet on back, sticks to your fridge Great for the Star Wars geek in your life Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Made from zinc alloy (heavy!) Dimensions: 4" x 3.25"
WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue. Hopefully, you'll get the idea... 10 ounce black mug with 'WTF?' imprint on front.
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
The Meh. Flask
"Somebody famous once said ""Work is the curse of the drinking class."" We couldn't agree more. We might actually like to extend the quote to say ""Work is the curse of the drinking class and something that gets in the way of leveling up."" But who are we to paraphrase? We are just a bunch of overworked, underpaid, lemmings - cogs in the wheel. We are nothing but psychedelic mushrooms to be pounced on, or coins to be collected at will by some massively wealthy plumber from Italy who won't stop evolving and taking our money. A toast to mediocrity! Stainless steel flask holds 6 ounces of your favorite beverage. It's laser etched with the simple, but all-powerful phrase, 'meh.' Supply your own readily available apathy for best results."