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Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella
"The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella. Glide it out of its nylon sheath. Hold it by its space-age plastic handle. Feel the balance. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will shudder when you pull it out. For, apart from looking unbelievably awesome, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is a dang fine umbrella. It comes in full Katana size and travel Tanto size - for however you need to pack it.It will keep you dry and the envy of your friends. Precipitation doesn't stand a chance. Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword. In fullisized ""Katana"" and travel-sized ""Tanto."" Push button opening. Nylon ""scabbard"" included - (Katana size has adjustable shoulder strap). Dimensions: Katana: 38.75"" long x 41"" opened diameter Tanto: closed: 16""; opened: approx. 27.25"" long x 38"" diameter"
$19.99 $29.99 (- 33%)
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
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Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
$4.99 $7.99 (- 38%)
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
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Small Druzy Stone Studded Ring
Recapturing the breathtaking beauty of the natural world in an elegant crystal-inspired design, our glittering druzy ring embodies effortless, unexpected glamour. Each unique stone is set in gleaming 14k gold plate with a hand-hammered texture, and turning your hand this way and that makes this sparkly stunner instantly catch the light.
by C. Wonder
$24.99 $38.00 (- 34%)
Rock Star Dog
EXCLUSIVE Are you ready to rock? Our truly original a-DOG-able" arrangement is! Complete with sunglasses, earring, spiky hairdo and dog collar, this punked-out puppy is crafted from the freshest white and orange carnations by your local florist. A fun and festive surprise that will have your special someone dancing in their seats! Rock star-inspired a-DOG-able" arrangement created by 1800Flowers designer Pauline Ladato features white carnations, orange carnations and variegated pittosporum Accented with sunglasses, a foam dog collar, foam hair piece, wire earring with rhinestone cross, eyes and a nose Arrangement artistically designed in a willow dog bed lined with moss; measures 9.5"W x 7"D x 3.5"H Personally created and hand-arranged by your local 1800Flowers florist; available in Clark, East Brunswick and South Plainfield, NJ Our florists select the freshest flowers available so floral colors and varieties may vary
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Blue Stone Chain Bracelet
Silver look chain bracelet with blue small and large set stone detail. Measures 8.5 cm, by Freedom at Topshop100%Metal.
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ARGO Heavy Strap Boots
Pewter chunky boots with strappy buckle detail. Heel measures approx 3in 100% Polyurethane. Do not wash.
Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord...
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Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
$29.99 $49.99 (- 40%)