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Umbrella Umbrella
Umbrella Umbrella
We love the look of this umbrella so much, we're gonna say it twice. That's why we call it our Umbrella Umbrella. If you were a corporation (with, say, multinational bioengineering / pharmaceutical interests) and you had to buy an umbrella, this would be the one you'd want. The red and white alternating panels? It just says "corporation" and "umbrella." Umbrella. Corporation. Doesn't that just have a nice ring to it? Really. What more could you want from an umbrella? Protection from the elements? It's got that, too! This is an automatic-opening, compact nylon umbrella with a metal handle and a 42 inch arc. It features a matte-black handle and black button on top. Plus, this one includes a flexible, black wrist strap, which is valuable when you're swinging it as a bludgeon against invading zombie hordes. You know. Like you do.
by ThinkGeek
$14.99  
8-Bit Sunglasses
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8-Bit Sunglasses
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...
by ThinkGeek
$2.99   $7.99   (- 63%)
Caffeinated Nixie Tubes
Caffeinated Nixie Tubes
"A ThinkGeek Exclusive Candy - now with 200mg of caffeine per tube! Dr. Timmy sat in his lab contemplating his youth, which grew more distant with every passing thought. Mainly, he reminisced about his favorite childhood candies. One in particular stood out. It was basically a paper tube filled with powder candy (we won't mention names, but you know what we mean). Suddenly, Dr. Timmy threw back his head and began to laugh. He dashed about his lab, flipping switches and throwing levers. There was a crash of lightning and Dr. Timmy held in his hands a thing of beauty. A test tube filled with powder candy (like he remembered), but with a mad scientist twist: it was now loaded with caffeine. And thus, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes were born. If we do say so ourselves, Caffeinated Nixie Tubes are to die for. They are sweet, they are sour, and each tube is loaded with 200mg of caffeine (more than most energy drinks)! Each pack has five mouth-watering flavors and uses encapsulated caffeine technology to bring you the most buzz without even a hint of caffeine taste. Here's how we recommend taking them (for maximum potency): get a buncha spit in your mouth and pour the whole tube (or as much as you can) under your tongue. Then let it dissolve a bit; swish it around in your mouth; savor the flavor and feel the buzz; and then swallow. Trust us, if you ""shoot up"" like that, the caffeine of our Caffeinated Nixie Tubes will get into your blood faster. Dr. Timmy wants you to stay awake forever; Dr. Timmy prescribes Caffeinated Nixie Tubes! For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Nixie Tubes Delicious sour powder candy, loaded with caffeine! 200mg of caffeine per tube. Flavors: Cherry, Lemon/Lime, Fruit Punch, Watermelon, and Blue Raspberry Each pack contains one of each flavor. Each tube is 8g of power powder goodness."
by ThinkGeek
$7.99  
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
"The zombies are coming. And not just regular zombies, oh no. Well, some regular zombies, of course, but also zombies with cones on their heads and in disco attire. But what's a homeowner to do? That's right: cultivate a garden. Because if video games have taught us anything, it's that the best way to repel the undead is with a lawn full of just the right plants. And now the battle is for realsies with these Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures. The Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures bring everything you love about the game right into the real world. 3.75"" tall and ready for action. There's the Peashooter, the Sunflower, and three types of zombies (Regular, Conehead, and Disco) to take the war off your smartphone, monitor, or tablet and onto your desk. Sure you can collect one of each of the Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures, but we know you wanna buy a ton so you can act out full games. Go ahead. We won't stop you. Time to copy/paste the genius wording of the game's creators: ""Time to soil your plants!"" Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures Stylized vinyl figures of one of the bestest games in the universe: Plants vs. Zombies. Choose from: Regular Zombie, Peashooter, Disco Zombie, Sunflower, and Conehead Zombie. Collect them all (and then some) and stage your own live action Plants vs. Zombies battles! Dimensions: approx. 3.75"" tall."
by ThinkGeek
$9.99  
Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
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Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
by ThinkGeek
$7.49   $9.99   (- 25%)
Color Chainmail Bracelets
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Color Chainmail Bracelets
"In the days of yore, a lady would give her preferred knight a token -- usually a piece of fabric tied to his armor -- as a symbol of her support. These were called a favor because they denoted which knight was her favorite. But as we learned in A Clash of Kings there are badass lady knights too, and they're not the type to wear fancy silk dresses. What can you give her that's both colorful and knightly? These Color Chainmail Bracelets are the perfect gift for any knight in your life, male or female! They feature lightweight aluminum chains and colorful rubber rings in your choice of black, blue, purple, or red. Put one of these favors on your wrist and you'll surely conquer all your enemies and become the ruler of all the kingdoms! Product Specifications Chainmail bracelets for fans of knightly armor Aluminum chains and rubber rings Stretchy but doesn't lose its shape Colors: Black, Blue, Purple, Red Length: 7"" plus a bit of stretch For our customers with nickel allergies: these bracelets are made with aluminum and rubber. It is free of both lead and nickel. They meet the guidelines set forth in EU Nickel Directive 94/27/EC."
by ThinkGeek
$36.74   $48.99   (- 25%)
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
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Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
by ThinkGeek
$4.99   $12.99   (- 62%)
Ceramic Zombie Mug
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
by ThinkGeek
$14.99  
Water Powered Clock
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Water Powered Clock
OK, so generating electrical power from water might not require quantum math, but it is pretty darn interesting. And it's nice to see science and engineering play nice together to bring folks like you an attractive desktop clock that is powered solely on water (or really any electrolytic fluid like soda, coffee, BAWLS or even Beer). We would be civilized to only call you moronic if you bought this clock and used BAWLS to power it, but in the end you are the music maker, you are the dreamer of dreams and I suppose we would just have to respect that decision. The water clock will display the time and date in clear easy to read numbers just moments after you fill the liquid reservoirs in the back with the liquid of your choice. We've had ours running for weeks so far and the water levels have barely descended and we haven't had to refill it at all. How does it work? Magic mostly. And a little bit of science too. The internal converter simply extracts electrons from water (or other liquid) molecules and provides a steady stream of electrical current acting as a fuel cell to generate power to the clock. Attractively packaged with translucent blue siding and a mirrored front. You can even use the water reservoirs on the back to hold flowers! But guess what? Flowers aren't included! Neither are batteries! Neither is the water! Sad? Here, giving you the dimensions should make you happier: 6" x 4" x 2 1/2". Now buy one.
by ThinkGeek
$6.99   $11.99   (- 42%)
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
by ThinkGeek
$49.99  
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box
Rule #1 of living in a land of zombies is Cardio. How do you fuel up for a lot of cardio? Carbohydrates. Gotta eat that pasta and those Twinkies if you're going to have the energy to stay on the run. And always remember, survival is a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then you should definitely sprint. The Zombie Survival Kit Lunch Box is a metal lunch box ready to hold in all of your zombie fighting fuel. Pack it with Twinkies, Tactical Bacon, caffeinated gum, and energy drinks, everything you'll need to stay alive. Product Specifications It's a Zombie Survival Kit! Just kidding, it's a lunchbox. Can't it be both? Materials: Metal w/plastic handle Dimensions: 7.75" x 6.75" x 4"
by ThinkGeek
$12.99