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Maze Pen
$3.99 $1.99
Maze Pen
You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you? Didn't think so. Oh well. We do love mazes, but we've been stuck in this one for quite some time and it's a little difficult to find the way out. There are these semi-plush walls that make rectangular boxes in which there are almost always desks. Some of the enclosures are decorated with plush versions of terrifying monsters like mindflayer rats and young Elder Gods with big blue eyes. There's even a member of the Locust Horde, but we're pretty sure Big Chap from Alien has him under control. There seems to be multiple sources of fluorescent lighting, but they're not turned on. It's a bit dark in here... are you sure you haven't seen the exit? This pen is for every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. (That nosebleed really helped future maze-goers find the way out. Hooray for "helping!") It's a simple black pen with a maze inside. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side. Great replay value! Turn around and move the ball back to the beginning when you're done! Whoa. Perfect for folks who like to fidget in meetings and have been forbidden from playing with their iPhone by management. Product Specifications Pen that contains a maze with a little ball Move the ball through the maze to win Excellent way to entertain yourself during boring meetings Does not contain an oubliette. (Oh, don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.)
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Advanced Graphics 1107 Howard Big Bang Theory Cardboard Standup
$41.29
Advanced Graphics 1107 Howard Big Bang Theory Cardboard Standup
A lifesized standup is the perfect way to add a unique item to your decorating. Our collection of life sized stand ups, standees, fat heads, and cutouts is second to none, whether you are looking for Sheldon or Penny cardboard standups you have come to the right place. All of our standups are made of cardboard and come unassembled. Some easy assembled is required for all of our cardboard standups, simply follow the included directions and you can have a full size replica of your favorite Big Bang Theory cast members. We have a great selection of the main characters, including Leonard, Howard, Raj, Sheldon and Penny. Be sure to plan ahead when purchasing our cardboard standups because this item is printed to order, which takes 3-4 business days. So please take this into account when ordering your standee.Learn how to assemble your standup. Standup dimensions 70 x 28 Made of heavy cardboard High quality laminated image Attached easel to make free-standing Requires extra processing time, see shipping calculator for details; Party Themes, TV Shows and Movies, The Big Bang Theory; Sold as each
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Advanced Graphics 1106 Raj Big Bang Theory Cardboard Standup
$41.29
Advanced Graphics 1106 Raj Big Bang Theory Cardboard Standup
A lifesized standup is the perfect way to add a unique item to your decorating. Our collection of life sized stand ups, standees, fat heads, and cutouts is second to none, whether you are looking for Sheldon or Penny cardboard standups you have come to the right place. All of our standups are made of cardboard and come unassembled. Some easy assembled is required for all of our cardboard standups, simply follow the included directions and you can have a full size replica of your favorite Big Bang Theory cast members. We have a great selection of the main characters, including Leonard, Howard, Raj, Sheldon and Penny. Be sure to plan ahead when purchasing our cardboard standups because this item is printed to order, which takes 3-4 business days. So please take this into account when ordering your standee.Learn how to assemble your standup. Standup dimensions 70 x 19 Made of heavy cardboard High quality laminated image Attached easel to make free-standing Requires extra processing time, see shipping calculator for details; Party Themes, TV Shows and Movies, The Big Bang Theory; Sold as each
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Mini Microscope For iPhone
$29.99 $19.99
Mini Microscope For iPhone
"Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too. The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world. Bullet Headline Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S Attaches to the lens of your camera Zoom in at 60x magnification Three built-in bright white LEDs included See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more Take photos of the things you're examining and share them Dimensions: approx. 1.46"" x 1.61"" x 0.67"" Batteries: 3x LR1130"
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Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
$9.99
Portal Turret LED Flashlight w/ Sound
Cave Johnson here. Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product: the turret. We box 'em up and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral. We're done here." - Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: Turrets If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes..
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Mega Stomp Panic - Audio Reality Experience
$29.99 $14.99
Mega Stomp Panic - Audio Reality Experience
We've been dying for a toy that reminds us of those hyped-up TV commercials in the 80s. Something that was just SO DARN COOL that we begged our parents or guardians to call a 1-800 number to order it for us. Something so amazing that we would sit anxiously by the mailbox for 4-6 weeks for delivery. If you remember, though, those toys never turned out as awesome as they looked on TV... But now WE ARE THE CREATORS OF DREAMS, geek friends. ThinkGeek has invented a totally awesome toy and it's so much better than anything we ever played with as kids. Introducing Mega Stomp Panic, ThinkGeek's Audio Reality Experience. And what exactly is an Audio Reality Experience? Glad you asked young geekling. Traditional masks are a disguise based upon VISUAL appearance. The Mega Stomp Panic creates an experience using SOUND only. The sounds from the Mega Stomp are synchronized to your steps and stomps, giving the illusion that you are generating them yourself. Mega Stomp Panic - Audio Reality Experience Video: But what does it do exactly? Mega Stomp turns you into something rad, no experience necessary. When you walk, Mega Stomp will make you sound like you're a robot, a zombie, a monster, or even splashing in the rain. Every time you step or stomp, the mega stomp senses your movement and plays an appropriate sound effect to complete the audio illusion. How do I use it? Just clip Mega Stomp Panic to your pants, turn it on, and select your sound effect. Then all you need to do is walk and grin until your face freezes that way. How does it do it? Using a solid state accelerometer, the Mega Stomp senses the vertical movement of your body every time you take a step. If your body moves more, it assumes you have stomped. Then of course some batteries and a sprinkle of pixie dust are added and voila... an amazing audio based experience. Can I wear a experience over it? Sure! As long as you have a waistband to clip Mega Stomp on, you can wear it with anything. Just be aware that Mega Stomp does have a futuristic blue glow. If you don't want that to be seen, put it under your experience. Of course, regular action shots can't show off the sheer awesome of the Mega Stomp Panic. If you're dying to share your Mega Stomping with the world, upload a video to YouTube and then link it in the comments below. Product Features Recommended ages: 14+ Audio fun for cosplay, role-play, or everyday stomping about Mega Stomp senses your leg movements when you step or stomp, then plays perfectly timed sound effects to create the audio illusion. Each sound environment features different sound effects for stepping vs stomping. Supporting background audio sets the mood for each environment. How to use it: Clip Mega Stomp Panic to your waistband Turn it on Select your sound bank Walk and stomp around, enjoying the mayhem Sound banks included: Hydraulic Robot (robot walking, crushing things) Rainstorm (walking in puddles, splashing in puddles) Zombie Attack (squishy walk, dragging a d...
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Mini Business Card File Cabinet
$12.99
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection...
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Periodic Table Refrigerator Magnets
$9.99 $6.99
Periodic Table Refrigerator Magnets
There are many memorization techniques in the world. . You can open the book and read, repeating important phrases over and over for hours. You can listen to the book-on-tape version while you sleep. You can also lie back and have somebody jam electrodes into the base of your skull and have your operator beam the pilot program for a B-212 helicopter directly into your brain. Two of these are fairly ineffective, and one is just a movie... The most effective way to learn is through immersion...
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Quantum Bits
$19.99 $11.99
Quantum Bits
Every once in a while, we give you a product that requires a little bit of imagination. Bacon-flavored things? No need for imagination. Highly caffeinated things? No need for imagination. Adorable plush of your favorite characters? No need for imagination. Quantum Bits? You'll have to put on your imagination hat and let us tell you why you'll love 'em. Quantum Bits are little chips with super-bright LEDs inside. They light up in response to vibration and thus far, here's what we've imagined doing with them: Desk Toy: Fun to poke, tap, flick, toss from hand to hand, etc. Anger Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam fist on desk. Frustration Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam face on desk. Runner's Friend: Glue to the backs of your sneakers for nighttime runs. Oontz Oontz Oontz: Put Bits on subwoofer. Turn on tunes. Oooh, trippy. Maker's Friend: Integrate them in your creations. Send us pictures! Each set of Quantum Bits comes with eight chips and each chip has a lifetime of 100,000+ flashes. Got any other cool ideas? Mention them in the comments below! Product Specifications Set of eight motion-sensing LED lights 100,000+ flashes per chip Use them for: Amusement at work while on boring calls Superglue to your sneakers for running at night Bright lights for your subwoofer Integrate them into your building projects ...who knows what else you crazy kids will do! Dimensions: Each bit is 1.25"x 0.5" x 0.25"
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Hubbard Scientific 610 Physiographic Relief Globe 12 Inch Diameter
$55.69
Hubbard Scientific 610 Physiographic Relief Globe 12 Inch Diameter
Physiographic Relief Globe 12 diameter Study Earth s anatomy inside and out with this unusual globe. Special two piece construction provides students cross-sectional view of the Earth s interior depicting crust mantle inner and outer cores. Detailed notations specify temperatures air densities distances and atmospheric layers. Globe surface shows all major landforms in raised relief. Markable globe includes comprehensive Teacher s Guide.
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Authentic Models Magnifying Glass With Stand
$116.13 $98.00
Authentic Models Magnifying Glass With Stand
Dimensions: 9.75L x 4.5W x 7H in. . Hand-built from solid brass and rosewood. Choose from the available finish options. 3x magnification. Perfect executive gift. Give your desk a bit of steam-punk style with the Authentic Models Magnifying Glass With Stand. This handsome and practical magnifying glass is hand-crafted of solid brass with rosewood accents. It offers three-times magnification and is fully adjustable/removable. Color: Bronze.
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Meade 900x Microscope with 28 Piece Kit
$29.98
Meade 900x Microscope with 28 Piece Kit
The Meade 900x Microscope Kit is a complete starter set with everything you need and much more. That's edu-tainment! Both children and adults can enjoy grand discoveries within the 28-piece accessory set. You'll find slides samples and tools for all kinds of exploring.The Meade 900x Microscope offers magnification options of 100x 400x and 900x with a rotating color filter wheel that brings out the best of your samples. Viewing angle is adjustable for personal preference. Use the built-in electric light or the attached mirror for natural illumination. The slide stage has clips to keep your specimen secure. The microscope tools and accessories all fit neatly in the handy carrying case. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) About MeadeThe most trusted name in optics Meade established itself as the industry leader with its world-renowned telescopes. Cutting-edge technology and user-friendly designs are what make Meade a top choice among hobbyists and professionals. This is what you can expect with every optics product that carries the Meade name.
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Classic Black Kit Cat Wall Clock
$49.99
Classic Black Kit Cat Wall Clock
Classic Art Deco design from the 1930sEyes and tail move back and forthMeasures 15.5H x 4W x 2.5D inchesQuartz movement and analog dialPerfect for kitchen or child's roomA great conversation pieceRequires two C batteries (not included). A true American classic. You may remember watching the eyes and tail move back and forth when this clock hung in a kitchen from your childhood. The Classic Black Kit Cat Wall clock showcases a classic Art Deco design that has been around since the 1930s. It'll bring a touch of whimsical retro style to your home and a smile to your face. And because children love this clock too it makes an fabulous addition to your child's bedroom or playroom. This analog wall clock operates with quartz movement and requires two C batteries (not included). Let the fun times start ticking! Add this classic kit cat wall clock to your decor today. Forget about winning a staring contest with this classic Art Deco cat clock. This mountable plastic cat is ever watchful as its eyes and tail move from side to side. Sure to captivate your guests the grinning cat is based on a design that originated in the 1930s and is ideal for adding a playful touch to a kitchen kid's room or office. Simply add two C batteries to power up this clock which features quartz movement and an analog face.
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Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
$129.99
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
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Staple Free Stapler
$5.99
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
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Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
$69.99 $59.99
Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
Having grown up in the era of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, we've always wanted to shrink down to super tiny size and experience a world where a blade of grass could serve as a slide and we could ride on the backs of giant ants. Of course, that would also mean we'd probably get eaten by something. A grue? Doubtful. It would probably be a robin who mistook us for a very colorful bug. Don't get shrunk; make tiny things huge instead! Just plug the Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope into your computer via your USB port and you can view specimens or objects on your computer screen at 10x, 40x, or 150x magnification. This microscope is great for examining small objects like coins, stamps, rocks, relics, insects, plants, gems, circuit boards, and even your own skin. Want to go on the road? Plug it into your laptop and head out into the field to explore. Take snapshots or short videos of your discoveries to share with friends. Product Specifications Handheld digital microscope powered by a 2.0 USB cable Built-in 2MP digital camera for snapshot images and videos Power: 10x to 40x and 150x LED Illumination CD-ROM contains software for basic image capture and organization as well as simple measurement function (on Windows based operating systems) Computer Requirements: Windows 7, Vista, or XP; most MAC 10.4.9 and later, CD/DVD Drive and open USB port Dimensions: 4.25" x 1.25" Weight: 4 oz Drivers available for download
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Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
$39.99
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard
If Batman had a clipboard, it would be this one. If Superman was a clipboard, it would be this one. Why? Because this clipboard is bulletproof. Yeah, you read that right: bulletproof. It can hold paper AND stop a 9mm bullet in its tracks. We call it the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard, and when you get yours, you can call it whatever you want (we recommend something awesome like "Awesomeboard," "The Boardinator," "Bill," or anything else you can think of)...
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Digital Protractor
$14.99
Digital Protractor
Remember those plastic half circles you used in school to measure angles with? Those protractors where you sort of had to guess based on all the little lines? They were ok at the time, but we like being more exact. We like knowing within a decimal place of a degree how big an angle is. That's why we love this Digital Protractor. But that's not the only reason. Read on, friends, and learn why! Sure the Digital Protractor takes all the guesswork out of measure an angle. Sure you can use it for math problems at school. But take this baby to your DIY haven, and you'll really fall in love. The rulers are both stainless steel and super durable. And get this: not only does it measure angles, but you can actually lock it down at any angle you need. That way, you can draw lines (for your plans, on the wood you are going to cut, etc.) at exactly the angle you want. And how durable are the rulers of the Digital Protractor? Let's just say, be careful: you could easily use it as a zombie fighting tool to cave in heads. Yup, they're THAT durable. Add a Digital Protractor to your DIY tools today - you'll be glad you did. Digital Protractor Use to measure angles and/or draw lines at specific angles. Measures angles to one decimal place - with digital accuracy (±0.3°). Stainless steel rulers measure in cm and in. Hanging hole on each ruler to hang or anchor for measurements. Locking knob locks Digital Protractor at the angle of your choice. Battery: 1 x CR2032 (included) = over 3,000 hours of continuous use! Dimensions: One Ruler Side: approx. 1.38" x 7.87" x 0.1" Whole Protractor Extended: approx. 1.38" x 15.75" x 0.79"
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Credit Card Lightbulb - Single
$4.99
Credit Card Lightbulb - Single
It's mighty dark in your wallet, a perfect haven for wallet grues. These spawn of old text adventures wreak havoc by de-magnetizing your credit card strips and making that $10 bill you're sure was in there... disappear with out a trace. Largely unknown, the wallet grue is responsible for billions of dollars in losses every year from unsuspecting wallet users. Now you can banish those pesky grues and impress your friends with the Credit Card Lightbulb...
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DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
$9.99
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
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Verbarius Digitless Clock
$189.99 $170.99
Verbarius Digitless Clock
"Learning a new language is best when you can immerse yourself in it. That's how we learn our first language and it's the fastest way to learn your second, or third, or fourth. But if you're just trying to get by for a vacation or business trip, learning your numbers is the most valuable thing you can master. You'll be able to handle your money, get on the right train, and understand when people give you directions. Huzzah! Verbarius is a digitless clock. It tells time through the use of words rather than numbers. Instead of seeing ""2:30,"" your Verbarius will say: ""Half past two"", ""Two thirty"", or one of many other ways to say a increment of time. It comes preloaded with English, German, Spanish, French, and Russian, but if you connect your Verbarius to the manufacturer's website, you can download over a dozen other languages from Esperanto to Klingon to Welsh Product Specifications Digital clock can tell time without digits! Great for learning your numbers and time-telling in a new language Comes with five preloaded languages: English, German, Spanish, French and Russian Additional languages are available for download (instructions in the box!): Belarusian, Dutch, Esperanto, Estonian, Finnish, German (Bern), Hungarian, Italian, Klingon, Lettish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Slovenian, Swedish, Tatar, Turkish, Ukranian, Welsh, with more being added! LCD screen behind midnight tinted glass USB port is on the back of the clock Power source of 110/220v, backup battery in case of power failure Package includes: Clock, power cord, USB connector, CR2032 battery, 512 MB SD card (to store language data) Dimensions: 7.9″×2.8″×1.7″"
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Rubik's Cube Alarm Clock
$22.99
Rubik's Cube Alarm Clock
"The 80's saw many trends come and go - our favorite, of course, was legwarmers, but coming in a close second were those colorful cubic twisty puzzles that boggled our minds. Remember solving them with a screwdriver? Yeah, we did that, too. We won't tell if you don't. Eventually, though, we figured out how to solve the thing properly. Before too long, we got fast at it - fast enough to compete professionally! There's even one monkey that can glance at each side for a few seconds, close his eyes, and solve it in less than a minute. He's a genius, but he's also memorized the phonebook. Up to ""G."" Kinda scary. Since we live the cube, it's time to BE the cube. Our desktops will show our love for the venerable puzzle from the days of Duran Duran. The LCD display of this unique clock shows the time, sure, but give the top-row a twist, and you can switch the display between the Alarm, Calendar, and even the Temperature settings! There were lots of great things about the 80's, certainly. We're just taking those great ideas and updating them for the new millennium. Now, if we can just bring back the piano necktie..."
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Geek Magnetic Poetry Kit
$11.99
Geek Magnetic Poetry Kit
"Do the letters USB, PHP, and IEEE mean anything to you? From the folks that brought you Magnetic Poetry comes the GEEK edition! Now that innuendo-laden poetry on your fridge can have a geeky bent to it. (Yes, we read your fridge. And stole your last soda. Sorry 'bout that.) But seriously, when you're standing around in the kitchen waiting for your ramen to spin around in the microwave, you need something to do with your monkey paws and brain and to keep them occupied. Why not create epic stanzas of epicness? Quest for the perfect quatrain! Get iambic on some pentameter! We're going to give you our Best Ever Tip for managing Magnetic Poetry, so listen up. When you're taking it out of the box, breaking apart the individual words and admiring all the amazing geeky vocabulary you'll get to play with, organize them! If you're super OCD, you could do alphabetic order, but our favorite method is to pull out all the pronouns, prepositions, and conjunctions and place them on the edge of the fridge in their own area. That way, when you're trying to write ""his galactic empire"" you don't spend an eternity searching for ""his."" (And really, what would be wrong with HER galactic empire, eh?) The box for Geek Magnetic Poetry says that you can create ""terabytes of geek inspired poetry without so much as a keystroke."" Ummm... okay, we'll just let that one slide. Unless YOUR fridge stores data. In which case, shoot us your address, we're coming over. Product Specifications For Ages 8 and Up WARNING: Small Parts - Not intended for children under 3 years of age Embrace your geek muse with magnetic poetry 200 words, including everything geeky you can dream of Stick to fridge, locker, (some) whiteboards, or any steel surface Great entertainment while stuck in the kitchen waiting for food Do not eat magnets. Perforated toilet paper is awesome. Perforated intestine, no so much."
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Brewzkey Beverage Key
$3.99 $2.79
Brewzkey Beverage Key
Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.
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Minecraft Sticky Notecube
$9.99 $7.99
Minecraft Sticky Notecube
We all know crafting is hard work, but there’s also a million details to keep track of as well. While you could go around putting up signs everywhere, you’re going to run out of space pretty quick. Not to mention the fact that you probably have better things to do with all that wood. That’s where the Minecraft Sticky Notecube comes in handy. With 600 pages of stone patterned goodness, the Minecraft Sticky Notecube provides plenty of room for your ideas, reminders, and shopping lists. But why stop there? As you peel away each note, you’ll experience the productive thrill of mining as the textured cracks bring you closer to your next big breakthrough. And unlike the stone blocks in Minecraft, our revolutionary printing technology leaves no cobblestone residue behind. There’s no mess to clean up, and no inventory to shuffle. You just grab another note cube and pick up your office novel right where you left off. You might say the Minecraft Sticky Notecube is the ultimate cure for writer’s block. Product Specifications Designed to resemble a stone block “Cracks” as you peel away each note Leaves no cobblestone residue once fully mined Officially licensed Minecraft product 600 pages, 3” x 3” x 3”
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Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer by ThinkGeek
$14.99 $10.49
Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer by ThinkGeek
Star Wars Gifts: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was Powerpoint. (The Empire is all about bureaucracy. You know they had Powerpoint.) In order to draw attention to important parts of presentations, Grand Moffs would point with lightsabers, but when they got carried away over ROI, they'd put it right through the expensive projection screen, and somebody'd have to call to get it replaced. It's a costly business. Much like leaving the projector bulb on. Looking at you, Executive Team... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Doctor Who In Your Pocket
$8.99
Doctor Who In Your Pocket
"There are a lot of things you'd like to exterminate on a bad day. The traffic on the commute to work. That guy who cut you off. Your boss who has changed the scope of this project eight times in the past three days. People who talk during a new episode of Doctor Who. Of course, really exterminating them is still illegal on Earth, so you'll have to make do with this fine keychain. Doctor Who in Your Pocket is a keychain fob with exactly six buttons. Each of these buttons is tied to a phrase or sound effect from the Doctor Who TV series, most notably those belonging to the Daleks, Cybermen, K-9, and the sexy TARDIS herself. Press a button to Exterminate that guy who cut you off. Upgrade your boss to one that knows exactly what he wants before assigning a project. And finally, vworp vworp vworp away in the TARDIS when life gets a little too much to bear. Product Specifications Press button, receive Who sounds Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible Classic lines from Daleks, Cybermen, and K-9. Six Phrases: You are an enemy of the Dalek; you must be destroyed. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! You will be deleted. Delete, delete, delete. You must be upgraded. Upgrading is compulsory. Affirmative, Master. Vworp, vworp, vworp (TARDIS materialization sound) Batteries: 3x LR44 (included) Dimensions: approx. 3.5"" long"
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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Pen
$29.99 $24.99
Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Pen
[ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT FROM THINKGEEK SECRET HQ, SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. NAMES MAY BE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY.] WALTER: What's that? [PETER HOLDS UP SONIC SCREWDRIVER PEN] PETER: It's our latest addition to the Doctor Who sonic screwdriver collection. This one's a pen, modeled after the eleventh Doctor's trusty sonic. WALTER: What's it do? PETER: It's a pen. WALTER: Does it light up? PETER: It's a pen. WALTER: Looks kind of like a sonic screwdriver. Can it open things? PETER: It's a pen, WALTER. You know, you write with it? WALTER: Oh. [DISAPPOINTED] So it's just a pen? PETER: It has both black and green ink! WALTER: I guess that's okay, if, like, you need to write or something. PETER: That's why you want a pen, I think... WALTER: So it doesn't light up? [PETER FACEPALMS] [TRANSCRIPT ENDS] As Walter and Peter discovered, it's a pen - just a pen. But when you need to write, do you really want gimmicks and lights? Or do you want something that writes reliably and just happens to be a fun reminder of something a little more exciting than a day at the office? Our thoughts exactly! It writes in black or green, but does not open, close, or fix anything. Unless said thing can be fixed by writing on it, in which case, this pen will fix it! Product Specifications Convenient, pen sized replica of the eleventh Doctor's screwdriver Writes in both black and green (but not at the same time - that'd be silly!) Does not actually open things, close things, or fix things (unless it can be fixed by writing on it) It's a (ballpoint) pen! That's it.
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Soft Kitty Slippers
$29.99
Soft Kitty Slippers
Soft Kitty is pretty successful at making us feel better. But you know what would make us feel better quicker? Soft KITTIES. Multiple kittens. At least two - one for each foot. It seems only right. You can name one Oppenheimer and the other one Zazzy. As it should be. These supercute, grey slippers feature Soft Kitty's head on the front of each. They are closed slippers, meaning they go all the way around your foot and have a heel to keep you from losing your kitties...
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Zhumell Alexander Brass Zoom Telescope
$299.98
Zhumell Alexander Brass Zoom Telescope
With its brass construction, the Brass Zoom Telescope expresses classic elegance and traditional sophistication. Beyond beauty, this telescope features an arc-mounted, refractor design with helical focusing rings. Fully coated achromatic lenses provide brilliant images, while the brass mounts allow you to move the telescope in all directions for ideal positioning. An internal image-correcting lens provides right-side-up images, making this telescope suitable for both celestial and terrestrial viewing. With its combination of elegant brass and handsome mahogany wood, this telescope will make an eye-catching accent piece in any setting.   About The Classic Connoisseur Collection The Classic Connoisseur Collection is in a class by itself. These precision-made, high -quality brass optics products make a stunning addition to any décor and are as functional to use as they are beautiful to behold.  
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Ninja Star Push Pins
$9.99 $4.99
Ninja Star Push Pins
"There are many nonverbal signs you can use to let those in your office know how you feel about them. You can leave a sticky note saying ""Good Job"" on their monitor. You can put laxatives in their coffee. Or, you can do as the ninjas done did: stick an angry note on their cubicle wall with throwing stars. Of course not real throwing stars, but Ninja Star Push Pins. Each set will bring you three Ninja Stars of posting doom. Each star has one corner cut off and replaced with two push pins, so when they are embedded in the wall (or cork board or foam board) they look like they were thrown with great force. And apart from looking cool in the wall, the stories of how the Ninja Star Push Pins got there in the first place will quickly become the things of office legend - because nothing adds emphasis to a sign or note like a Ninja Star."
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Shocking Pen
$5.99
Shocking Pen
This lovely desktop novelty needs little introduction, but we shall provide one so that we copywriters might keep our jobs. It's very simple. Just casually stick the shocking pen on your favorite co-worker's desk, then return to your own desk, go back to your or your ex's Facebook page, and patiently await. At some point, the presence of a novel looking thingy on the victims desk will stimulate their need to touch and interact with it. Much like a pickle might if it suddenly showed up on your desk. The victim will then pick up the pen, and, without even a nub of conscious motion, their thumb will immediately migrate to depress the top of the pen in hopes of discovering a fine new writing instrument. Instead, as they depress, they will complete a circuit that creates a small magnetic field, which then simulates an alternating current and provides relatively high voltage to the depression point on the thumb. It all happens in a split second, as will the screech and instant profanity, but the office memories will last a lifetime... Please note, this pen does not actually write as it contains no ink nor an appropriate tip to dispense said ink. So, I suppose we should have called it a 'Shocking Mock Pen' instead of a 'Shocking Pen' - but, oh well - you'll forgive us, right? To make you feel better we'll tell you that it's about 5.5 inches tall. Oh, and it's not for children. This is an adult novelty toy. Sorry Grandma, get Timmy this instead. WARNING!: This is a novelty gift item and is not intended to be used as a toy or on persons under the age of 14. This item EMITS ELECTRICAL SHOCKS, do NOT use this product on anyone suffering from epilepsy and/or heart conditions. Do not use this item on anyone that has a pacemaker.
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Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape
$11.99 $8.99
Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape
"When the crime scene tape just says ""crime scene,"" one always has to push past it. There could be supplies, ammo, or clues as to what caused this whole zombie apocalypse in the first place. But if that's the only crime scene tape you have, there could also be a murder of zombies waiting around the next corner. So, help warn your fellow survivors better by picking up some rolls of Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape comes in two flavors: ""Biohazard - Keep Out"" and ""Caution - Zombies Ahead."" Use whichever one is most applicable, or both (if the situation is that extreme). All tape looks just like real crime scene tape - yellow plastic with thick black letters. And you don't need to just use your Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape for real warnings; you can also put them up around your home or office for loads of hilarity. Some Biohazard tape blocking the office fridge, maybe? It's a zombie eat human world out there, so make sure you help yourself and others stay safe by using Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape. Biohazard and Zombie Crime Scene Tape Looks just like regular police tape, but these have more appropriate warnings. Choose Zombie or Biohazard (or get a few of each to really cover your butt). Length: approx. 50 feet per roll. Dimensions: approx. 3"" tall."
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LED Binary Clock
$24.99
LED Binary Clock
New Feature - Now Displays Time In True Binary As Well As Powers Of Two Binary Mode! Woohoo! It's easy for any self-respecting geek to figure out how to read this clock in a few minutes. Check out the image below for the details. Still don't get it? Then you probably shouldn't buy one, should you? Sure you could wing it and 'approximate' the time based on the position of the sun and act like you can read this clock, but you should probably go get one of these instead Computers use on/off switches to tell the time, now you can too! Get one of these puppies and you are on your way to truly becoming one with the binary... Each LED binary clock has these features/specs: Default mode displays time in 'Powers of Two' binary system Dim button on rear allows user to step down LED light output Startup option allows user to display time in 'True' binary mode (using the binary coding of 32/16/8/4/2/1) Size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 2" Packaged Weight: 10 oz BLUE LED with a silver face. *OK, some moms can read it. The kind with degrees in computer science. Our bad.
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Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
$14.99
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
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Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
$19.99
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
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Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
$7.79
Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says gadget enjoyment increases in direct proportion with the number of things said gadget has crammed in it. In simple terms: the more it do, the more we like it. And this Geek Pen does it all. This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool...
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Crosley Princess CR59 Corded Telephone - Pink
$49.95
Crosley Princess CR59 Corded Telephone - Pink
It's little, and it's lovely and you probably remember it in your sister's bedroom or at your mother's desk. The original desk phone was redesigned with this smart new look. The Princess, introduced in 1959, was compact and attractive. Featured in a variety of colors, including pastels, this unit had a smaller footprint to fit in those not-so-big spaces. With it's rounded edges, sleek lines and fashionable stylings it quickly became a favorite.
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Jumbo LED Binary Clock
$59.99 $41.99
Jumbo LED Binary Clock
"Binary started out as a way for geeks to master the world of computing, but here at ThinkGeek we understand that binary is mostly just another way for us to help you confuse your friends and co-workers. Enter the Jumbo LED Binary Clock. Simply slap this stylistic one foot square clock on the wall or on your favorite flat surface, select BCD or pure binary mode, set the time, and voila! You've just created an Instant Confusion Device (ICD) that actually tells the time. Congratulations! For best results do net setup your ICD in your local IT Lab as the chances of confusion will decrease to the point of non-compliance. Now simply wait for the next peon to walk across it's path and stare in dis-belief as the thick sludge of neurons between his ears fails to grasp any approximation of the truth before his eyes. Then just laugh to yourself and go back to playing Portal. But ThinkGeek, I'm Basically A n00b, How Do I Read It? - Glad you asked. All geeks were n00bs at one point (except maybe Linus, and that guy in the wheelchair). So we've created a simple, idiot proof visual guide to reading the clock in BCD mode. Available here. Easy. Pure binary mode is just as easy, but instead of visually we'll describe how you read it so you can sharpen your basic written comprehension skills. The horizontal bottom row represents the seconds, the 2nd row from the bottom the minutes, and the third from the bottom the hour. Then the six vertical columns are each assigned a value, from left to right, they are: 32, 16, 8, 4, 2, 1. Just sum up the values across the horizontal columns for hours, minutes and seconds - and voila! Instant mad time genius. Of course detailed reading instructions are included with each clock for those of you with ADD. Features/Specs: BCD or “True” binary display options, selectable by switch 12 hour and 24 hour display, selectable by switch 3 brightness levels Wall mountable, or can be used tabletop with included brackets Battery backup of time during power loss (uses 3 'AA' batteries, not included) Dimensions: 12.3"" by 12.3"" and is a slim 1.25"" deep. Available in your choice of crystalline blue or bright red LEDs"
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TimeSmart Self-Setting Projection Clock
$60.00
TimeSmart Self-Setting Projection Clock
See the time clearly on your wall or ceiling. Just plug in our self-setting projection clock and select your time zone. It automatically sets itself to the correct time--and thanks to its built-in projection feature, you won't even have to move your head to see it! Just open your eyes to view the time in large digits displayed on your wall or ceiling. Projector has focus adjustment to ensure a crystal-clear image and flips 180degrees to change the orientation of the image so you can see the time from any position in the room without moving the clock. A smart alarm clock loaded with user-friendly features. The TimeSmart Self-Setting Projection Clock has dual crescendo alarms with snooze to wake you gradually and let you set two separate wake-up times. Fumble-free pop-up alarm buttons are easy to find first thing in the morning. The easy-to-read display shows the time and has an adjustable backlight with five settings to choose from: High, Medium, Low, Dim or Off. TimeSmart clocks never need setting - or resetting. As with all of our TimeSmart clocks, the projection clock automatically sets the right time and resets after power outages or unplugging. It even remembers your alarm settings! The extra long-life battery back-up system lasts five years, so the time will always be accurate, even through numerous power interruptions. Plus, the clock adjusts to six time zones, and auto-adjusts for Daylight Savings Time. See the time clearly on your wall or ceiling with our TimeSmart Self-Setting Projection Clock. Order from Brookstone today!
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Clocky Robotic Alarm
$44.99
Clocky Robotic Alarm
Sleep. The demesne of Hypnos and Morpheus. Once the playground for the exhausted geek, now a wasteland of antiproductivity. Are you writing code? No. Are you pwning n00bs? No. Are you farming gold so you can buy that mount in Silvermoon? No. Sleep when you die, man. Staying awake is the only way to get things done anymore. So when your weekly intake of REM is limited to the single digits, you need an effective waking mechanism. Something to jog your mind as well as your body in an effort to pump blood back to your extremities and grey matter. Clocky is here! All Hail Clocky! This little wonderful wheeled alarm clock started as an engineering student's project. Having trouble waking up herself, Gauri Nanda developed Clocky to shriek annoyingly and effectively, waking you up. The fun doesn't end there, kiddies. It leaps off of your night stand, and drives around your room, making random turns and racing away from your grasp. Now you have to get out of bed and hunt the little bugger down to turn it off. Now, you're awake, and it's time to get things done. Booya.
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Flying Alarm Clock
$14.99 $9.99
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
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