Do you sip your coffee from a demitasse? Is your pinky extended? Gah! Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children. Finally, it should be drunk from a vessel that is worthy of the finest caffeinated beverage on the planet. Any mug you dare drink coffee from should be big enough to hold 20 ounces of Joe, and be big and heavy enough to use as a melee weapon should the Zombie Apocalypse finally come. Your wish is our command, bitches. This mug's handle is shaped like a face-smashing set of brass-knuckles, and will put anyone around you on notice: I'm drinking my coffee, dammit. Interrupt me at your own physical peril.
Lock Laces Pink
Lock Laces. Lock Laces are a patented elastic lacing system for athletes. Never worry about tying and untying your laces again thanks to and easy-to-use cord lock! Makes it easy to slip shoes on and off. Custom fit thanks to elasticity and cord lock. Lock Laces provide stretch-fit comfort and locked-in safety. One size fits all. 48" inches long but stretch to 72".Made from the same material as bungee cords, Lock Laces won't break, dry rot, or loose elasticity. Special fiber repels water. Lock Laces are convenient, comfortable and flexible!
Osiris Men's Serve
You'll have sick style on and off the board in these Osiris Maxx 242 skate sneaks. Smooth synthetic leather upper with round toe, perforated side inlays and toe detailing, contrast tattoo-style printed skull and floral toe and heel wrap side overlays, tonal or contrast stitched padded heel and cushioned collar with mesh leather trimmed logo tongue, bar lacing, keeper straps. Fabric lining, cushioned logo insole, textured midsole, grippy rubber logo outsole.
Yamaha Dtx700sp Electronic Drum Set
The Yamaha DTX700SP Electronic Drum Shell Pack provides the endless sonic variety of electronic drums with the comfortable, responsive feel of Yamaha' breakthrough TCS (textured cellular silicone) drumheads. When using headphones, the drums themselves are nearly silent, allowing you to play any time inspiration strikes, even at 4AM in an apartment complex!The Yamaha DTX700SP shell pack includes the DTX700K module, RS500 rack, and DTP700P pad set.DTX700 Module:With 1,396 percussion and other instrumental voices (and 50 pre-set drum sets), the module offers an incredible variety. However, for those who need even more sound choices, personal wave samples may be imported directly into the module with the included 64MB flash-ROM. Over 50 songs are also included, plus several rhythm-helping educational games, for plenty of practice options. An AUX input allows you to play along with your iPod or other audio player. There is also a USB connection for plugging the module directly to your computer for music production. You can also record yourself playing along with the included or self-provided songs.XP80-DTX Snare PadThis 8" snare pad has a textured cellular silicone head for authentic acoustic snare drum feel. The free-floating design eliminates accidental cross-talk. Three playing zones (head, open rim, and closed rim) allow you to trigger different sounds from these separate areas.XP70 Tom PadThis single-zone 7" pad includes the same TCS head as the snare drum to offer the most realistic acoustic response available.KP65 Kick PadThe KP65 rubber kick pad is large enough to accommodate either single or double kick pedals.The RS500 rack uses curved steel pipes for a compact setup that offers durability, stability, and features a ball clamp that lets you precisely position the snare pad.Kick pedal and cymbal pads are sold separatelyDTX700 ModuleXP80-DTX snare pad3 XP70 tom padsKP65 kick padPre-Assembled RS500 RackAux in for playing along with your iPodJam with the included songsUSB Port64MB Flash ROMXP80 SnareRS500 Rack System
Navy Commando M-16 Full-Auto AEG Airsoft Gun
Features:Auto Electric Gun - AEGFPS-250Full Auto - Semi AutoWorking SafetyRechargeable battery & Wall charger includedDetachable laser Aim SightDetachable Flashlight for night playRed Dot Crosshair Collapsible StockForegrip for better aimMagazine capacity 30 roundsCaliber: 6mm BBs (0.12g)37 in LengthWeight: 6 lbsPackage Includes:Navy Commando Airsoft AEG M16 Flashlight (batteries included).Laser (batteries included).Red Dot Scope (batteries included).ForegripDetachable Magazine.Rechargeable Battery.Wall Battery Charger.Safety GlassesBB SpeedloaderEnglish Manual
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Safe
The Doctor has always used a key to secure the TARDIS, but it's changed shape and size over the course of his 900-ish years. It's gone from a standard Yale key (like a real police box would have) to a spade shaped silver key to a double helix and back to the standard Yale key again. But one thing never changed: that one key was the only thing able to unlock the amazing vehicle known as the TARDIS. This TARDIS Safe will allow you to lock some of your prized possessions away from friends, family, coworkers, and alien life forms. Rest easy knowing that only you hold the key. When locked, the light on top pulses gently, awaiting your return. Turn the key and the light will flash and the distinctive vworp vworp vworp will play as the interior of the TARDIS is revealed. Product Specifications Keep your stuff safe from friends, family, and aliens Lock valuables inside the Doctor's TARDIS Only you have the little key that opens the TARDIS When unlocked, the TARDIS light flashes and re-materialisation sounds play When locked, the light gently pulses Batteries: 3 AA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 9" tall
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
HALO 3 MASTER CHIEF
This Supreme Edition Halo 3 Costume Features The Quilted Jumpsuit With Eva Armour Two-Piece Deluxe Helmet Gauntlets And The Boot Tops.Truly Spectacular! Mask Includes Led Searching Light On Each Side. Requires 4 Aaa Batteries (Included). (Armor: Chest Piece And Back Piece (Back Of The Chest). Codpiece Seat (Lower Back) And 2 Plastic Pouches. Arms: Gauntlets Shoulder Piece Biceps Guards. Legs: Thigh Guards And Shin Guards.)It Is An Officially Licensed Product.
LEGO® Mini Storage Boxes - Rectangle
As geeks, we're always concerned with how much data we can store. How full is our computer's hard drive? How many high res images can we put in our Dropbox account (and how many more people can we sign up to earn more space)? Can we fit that presentation on that free flash drive we got at the last conference? We're here to talk about a different kind of handheld storage: these boxes designed to look like LEGO bricks...
1/4 Scale Gollum & Smeagol
"It's hard to believe that the creature Gollum was once a handsome Stoorish Hobbit. It just goes to show what the One Ring will do to a person. Torn between his desire for the Ring and his original nature, he swings back and forth between good and evil. These two deluxe 1/4 scale figures show Gollum's snarl and Smeagol's concern. Pick your favorite side of the former Hobbit or get both! The details on these figures are out of this world. Not only are there 25 points of articulation, all the tiny things are there: liver spots on his skin, his scrappy hair, wrinkles, rotting teeth, even the blue of his veins is visible just under his thin skin. Turn him around and you can see the scars on his back from the time he was tortured in Mordor. These are amazing pieces for the serious Tolkien fan. Product Specifications Collector's edition figures, recommended for ages 14 and up Fully articulated - 25 points of articulation Tons of details: liver spots on skin, scrappy hair, wrinkles, rotting teeth, etc! Can balance in his signature crouch without falling Dimensions: 1/4 scale (roughly 10"" tall)"
Ever have one of those days when you just want to crawl in a hole and hibernate for a couple weeks until something blows over in your work or personal life? What you need is a little perspective, a hot beverage, a hug, and a super soft blankie to wrap yourself in while you watch something awesome on TV. Introducing Domo-kun, in super soft fleece blanket form. Domo's here to chomp you be soft and snuggly, chew you up keep you warm, and swallow you whole make all the bad things of the day melt away. He's perfect for a throw blanket in the living room or an extra layer of snuggles in bed, especially if you share your bed with a blanket-hogging monster. Product Specifications Wrap yourself in (or be eaten by) Domo-kun! Super soft and snuggly fleece throw Materials: 100% polyester Dimensions: 50" x 60" Yes, it is machine-washable!
Alex Toys Monster Art Center Kit
"Artists of all ages will have hours of entertainment with this big box of drawing and coloring saboveplies: Complete contents include 30 fine tip markers, 28 colored pencils, 28 crayons, 24 oil pastels, 12 watercolors, 1 water bottle, 2 brushes, 1 sponge, 1 palette, 2 drawing pencils, 1 pencil sharpener, 1 eraser, clear glue, white paper glue, and a carrying case (9.5"" x 13.5"" x 3.5""): Recommended for ages 4 and above"
Nike Team Training Small Duffel - Graphic Fracture Camo Print/Black/(White) - Nike All Purpose Duffels
Nike Team Training Small Duffel - Graphic is the bag to haul it all, and lighter than ever
Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller For Windows Black
New and improved ergonomic design enables maximum fort and endless gameplay The centralized glowing Xbox guide button gives quick access -to digital movie music and games libraries Enjoy an unprecedented level of rumble control by setting the rumble control to full medium low or off to match personal preference. -Features:-Play where you want - A 2.4 GHz wireless connection with up to a 30-foot range means you have more room to move. -Feel the action - Vibration feedback gives you a riveting gaming experience. -PC gaming at its best - Precise thumb sticks, two pressure-point triggers, and an 8-way directional pad help you stay in control. -Get more with four - A USB transceiver allows up to four controllers to connect. -Black
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Martin Universal Portfolio Acrylic Painting Art Kit
Durable nylon weave over metal frame portfolio. Everything you need to start painting. Acrylic paints, pads, brushes, palette, and more!. No assembly required. Portfolio dimensions: 10W x 12H inches. The Martin Universal Portfolio Acrylic Painting Art Kit is an all-in-one kit that includes the brushes, paints, and palette you need to get started in acrylics. The portfolio is constructed from a metal framework and covered with a durable nylon. It has multiple pouches and an interior adjustable strap to secure your artwork during transport. On the outside, the case has zip pockets and a large flap pocket, plus a handy handle and a padded shoulder strap.About Martin Universal/F. Weber Co.For a century and a half, the name Martin Universal and F. Weber Co. have been synonymous with quality art materials. Established in 1853 in Philadelphia, Pa., the Martin/Weber is the oldest and one of the largest manufacturers of art materials in the United States.
Doctor Who Series 5 Posters - Victory of the Daleks
As the story goes, little Amelia Pond had a crack in her wall. Then, an impossible man in an impossible box fell out of the sky. She fed him fish fingers and custard, and promised to return. She waited for fourteen years. When he did, they went on an incredible adventure from one end of the universe and back again. Along the way, they met Daleks and Vampires, Winston Churchill and Vincent Van Gogh. If you haven't seen Doctor Who, stop what you're doing right now and get caught up...
Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit
"Paper airplanes are awesome for relieving office boredom, attacking a coworker or sibling, or sending messages around the Ministry of Magic. But sometimes paper airplanes need just a little more oomph - a little more power. Well, the time has come to easily add that extra power with the PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit. First, make your airplane. Oooo, nice one. Then, you just slip your PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit propeller-stalk thing onto your paper airplane. It clips to the front, with the prop sticking out the back. Hold the battery pack up to the front and enjoy the sound of the propeller motor winding up. After 20 seconds (and don't do more, or you'll blow out the capacitor), you're fully charged and ready for at least half a minute of awesome, propeller-driven flight time. Get yerself an PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit, and you will be the ruler of the air! Please Note: Paper for paper airplane is not included. But, c'mon, you can just steal that from work. PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit Add a rechargeable, motor-driven propeller to your paper airplane. Carbon fiber body - super durable and light weight. Designed by Shai Goitein. Charge Time: 20 seconds. Flight Time: approx. 30 seconds per charge. Batteries: 3 AA (not included). Dimensions: approx. 7.25"" long."
Roland V-Stage Electronic Drum Set
Bigger pads, stronger hardware, and enhanced V-Edit capabilities anchor this Roland TD-12KX V-Stage electronic drum set. The drum rack and mounting hardware have been redesigned, providing an extra-solid feel with enhanced pad-mounting and placement. The KD-120 kick pad is larger and more stable, as is the PD-105 floor tom pad offering a more natural look and feel to the electronic drum kit. Enhanced V-Edit features have also been added to the TD-12KX package for a wider variety of custom sounds. For drummers who want the best V-Drum sound and performance without the larger footprint and price of the flagship Roland TD-20KX, the TD-12KX is the ideal instrument.Enlarged drum padsFor an enhanced look and feel, the Roland TD-12KX's kick and floor tom pads have been upgraded to the larger KD-120 and PD-105, respectively. Not only do the bigger pads look more substantial, they also provide a more natural feel and response. Each pad in the electronic drum kit features Roland's patented mesh drumhead, which can be tensioned with a standard drum key.Roland TD-12 drum moduleUnbeatable soundWith the same stunning sound quality as the flagship TD-20, the Roland TD-12 drum module included with this electronic drum set provides hundreds of expressive instruments and play-along sequences in a streamlined, affordable package. Many of the sounds in the TD-12, from drums to cymbals, are COSM modeled for the ultimate in expression and realism. The drum module provides the same large, icon-based LCD as its big brother, the TD-20, and is housed in a road-tough, metallic black chassis with a friendly array of buttons, controls, and mix sliders. Twelve trigger inputs are provided, plus four audio outputs and MIDI I/O.Unrivaled V-editingEnjoy the dozens of expertly programmed kits in the TD-12from authentic acoustic sets to ultramodern electronic flavors. BRoland V-Stage electronic drum set includes:One TD-12 sound moduleOne KD-120 V-KickTwo PD-105 snare and floor tom padsTwo PD-85 tom padsOne VH-11 V-Hi-HatThree CY-12R/C cymbal padsOne MDS-12X drum rack TD-12 sound module has 560 drum and percussion sounds plus 262 backing instruments for play-along sequences and enhanced V-Edit capabilitiesKD-120 V-Kick offers natural, comfortable kick feel and stabilityPD-105 snare and floor tom pads provide a more natural look and feelPD-85 tom padsVH-11 V-Hi-Hat is compatible with standard acoustic hi-hat standsThree CY-12R/Cs offer the natural rebound, inertia, and "swinging" motion of an acoustic cymbal, as well as cymbal-choke capabilitiesMDS-12X drum rack with adjustable arms and ball-clamp holders
Doctor Who TARDIS Lunch Box
Can you imagine being like The Doctor and having to rediscover food every time you regenerate? It must be a bit like being a baby all over again. People say, "Here, try this!" You eye them suspiciously. You try the foodstuff and it's awful and you make hilarious faces. And like a baby, you probably end up enjoying combinations of foods that nobody else would think of - like fish fingers and custard. Even if your lunch plan doesn't involve Jelly Babies, The Doctor won't mind if you put it in his lunch box. Shaped like the top third of the TARDIS, this lunch box may in fact be bigger on the inside. We could certainly fit a lot of lunch food in it. Whether your Whovian is heading to the board room or the classroom, they'll love to carry their lunch in this classic meal lunch box. Product Specifications Limited edition TARDIS shaped lunch box Classic metal lunch box for fans of Doctor Who Holds more lunch food inside than you may think Tip: Carry the fish fingers and custard in separate containers, mix just before you intend to eat them. This prevents soggy fish fingers Dimensions: 8 5/8" wide x 6 3/4" tall x 4" deep (possibly deeper on the inside!)
Xbox 360 Live Marketplace 1600 Points - Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition
(Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB) Imagine it, build it! Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition lets you create worlds from the comfort of your sofa. Play alone or play with your friends. Explore, build and conquer! At night monsters come out, so make sure to build a shelter before that happens. After that, your world is your imagination. Turn your hours into minutes with Minecraft!
The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense). The Shooter holds up to 20 marshmallows for extended office campaigns, and is capable of rapid fire for laying down cover for coworkers. Truly Ammo-licious! The Marshmallow Shooter is a Creative Child Magazine 2004 seal of excellence winner - which means it is perfect for the office...
Android Plush Robot
"You know what this copywriter monkey doesn't grok? The whole iPhone thing. Sure, they're cool, there are thousands of apps. They have a shiny apple on the back. You pay a lot of money for them (and then for their larger cousin). But are they really THAT special? ThinkGeek is divided down the lines of the iPhone and the Droid folks. Oh, then there's Brett and Julie who insist on keeping their Blackberries. Weirdos. Since there's been so much love on ThinkGeek for iPhones, what with all the cases and accessories, we figured it was time to throw some love toward our other favorite smartphone. If you're semi-permanently attached to your Droid by day, you know how hard it is to plug it in and leave it all alone on your nightstand at night. Why not snuggle this adorable green Android Plush Robot every night? He'll bring you sweet dreams... maybe even of electric sheep. Product Features WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3. Plush Green Android Robot, approximately 9"" tall Posable articulated head and arms For folks who are attached to their smartphone Also, for folks who don't grok why everyone else Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night As with all ThinkGeek robots, guaranteed to be three laws safe"
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain
One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it's good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every bubble. You can't let even one survive or your mission as bubble popper has failed. But what happens when you desire the joy of popping bubble wrap but don't have the time to invest in popping a full 60' roll? Welcome to the future, my friends; electronic bubble wrap is here. Each keychain device has 8 rubbery little "bubble" buttons. They have a pretty close tactile feel to actual bubble wrap. Guess what happens when you push one? That's right, you hear a little pop. In a nutshell, that is the simple beauty of the electronic bubble wrap keychain. But there is one bonus, and here's where the OCD can kick in a little. Every 100th "pop" is not a pop at all, but a silly sound: a boing, a bark, a rude noise, etc. And since you can easily pop (pun intended) the keychain in your pocket, you'll always have bubble wrap when you need it most (you know, like when your boss starts talking). Dimensions: 1.75" x 1.5" x 0.5"
"Quiz Time: I hatched from an egg. I hate apples. I live underground with a rabbit and I fart repeatedly when nervous or upset. Oh, and I'm covered in hair. Who am I? If you guessed Robin Williams, you're wrong (close, but wrong). I'm Domo-kun!! And I want to come home with you. Domo-kun - the world's favorite WTF? monster is now available in a lovable 6.5"" size. He's brown, baring his teeth, and ready to shower you with love or something. Domo is small enough to keep with you always...and great to share. Just be careful who you share your six inch, hairy monster with - 'cause that's how rumors get started. Product Specifications Brown, fuzzy, adorable Domo-kun plush A hair over 6.5"" tall Be careful or he'll eat everything you own Except the apples. Ew, apples."
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand...
American Crafts Gel Pen Canister 48 Piece Set - 1 ea.
Super smooth glitter packed gel ink and vibrant metallics make these pens a favorite among scrapbookers and card makers. They are great for journaling, titling, drawing, and all-purpose writing. Glitter gel pens write like butter Easily wash off of skin Safe for children to use This package contains forty-eight pens in a variety of glitter, metallic, pastel, and bright colors.
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
LEGO® Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks
"Did you know that the first interlocking LEGO bricks were produced in 1949? Sure they were a little different than the bricks we know and love today (those ABS bricks have been around since 1963), but still, that's a very long time. And hey, LEGO is so awesome that those bricks made in 1963 still connect with bricks made today. LEGO bricks are a prototyper and maker's dream, as they can easily build almost anything the mind can imagine. So, get ready to doubly unlock your creativity with these LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks. Doubly unlock? Yup, see here's what we use our LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks for. First, you use the inside to design and plan out your LEGO project du jour. And then, because each of the LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks has an integrated brick on the cover, you can actually build your creation right on the notebook. Or, you can use that brick for little LEGO ""doodles"" while you are thinking of what to write next. Get some LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks today (heck, get 'em all), and let the magic of LEGO inspire your life. LEGO Limited Edition Moleskine Notebooks Beautiful LEGO-ized versions of the world's best notebooks - with LEGO stickers to further make it your own. In two different sizes (small and large) and two different styles (ruled and blank). Each comes with an integrated LEGO brick on the cover, so you can build right on the notebook! Each notebook features a sewn binding, acid-free paper, rounded edges, elastic closure, cloth ribbon placeholder, and a rear expandable inner pocket. Pages: Small Notebooks have 192 pages; Large Notebooks have 240 pages. Notebook Dimensions and Info: Small Ruled - Yellow LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Ruled - Black LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"" Small Blank - Green LEGO screenprint and 2X4 brick - 3.5"" x 5.5"" Large Blank - Red LEGO screenprint and 4X6 brick - 5"" x 8.25"""
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...