Bacon Lip Balm
"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."
Invader Zim Gir Bacon T-Shirt 2XL
"This T-shirt features Gir riding his pig with only one thing on his mind: ""Bacon!"""
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ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack
"We like bacon. We like bacon on our sandwiches. We like bacon on our chicken. We like bacon in our cream puffs. We like bacon in our salads. We like bacon. And now we can have some super yummy bacon in our lollipops. But not any ordinary lollipops; these suckers have all the curves of real, sexy, delicious bacon. Read on, to learn about the culinary joys of the Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack. Each Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack comes with (you guessed it) six individually-wrapped suckers. That's awesome enough, but there's more! You get your six in three flavors (two of each). There's Maple, Honey, and BBQ - each one more delicious than the last. The Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack are fantastic and handmade, just for you. They're a great way to span the time between second breakfast bacon and elevenses bacon. For nutrition information, click here. Savory Candy Bacon Lollipops Six Pack Yummy, smoky, bacony flavored lollipops - in three delicious flavors. Three flavors (2 pops of each): Maple, Honey, and BBQ. Individually wrapped and hand poured in the USA. Bacon bits are soy and flavoring (no real pig). Dimensions: (not including the stick) 4"" x 1.5"" x 0.25"""
Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound
"Tony Stark has some pretty keen armor, right kids? Well, one part of his armor can actually be bought. Check out the ""Iron Man"" Power Band below. But that's too much to give to a little kid. We gotta keep those cool movie props for ourselves, right adults? Well, kids like lights and sounds, so get them these Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound instead! These Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound are perfectly sized for kids (they fit up to a 5"" wrist). And better yet, these suckers have neato motion-activated lights and sounds (well, one unit has lights, and the other has lights and sounds). AND BETTER YET, if you put them together (by their powers combined!), they have a super powerful atomic megablast awesometacular lights and sounds combo. At least, we think it's that much fun. Get a set of Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound for your mini superhero(ine) today. They'll thank you - with JUSTICE!. Iron Man Power Bands with Lights & Sound For ages 5-10 (based on average wrist size) A kids version of those worn by Tony Stark in ""The Avengers"" - but these have lights and sounds! Set of two - one band lights up and the other makes lights and sounds. Put them together and get a special light and sound sequence. Bands are motion activated (and have an on/off switch for super time outs). Batteries 3 LR44 (included). Size: Fits most children 5-10 years old - band will stretch to fit about a 5"" wrist. Dimensions: (light up part) 2"" x 1"" x 1"""
It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words Bacon Soap debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4 x 2-3/8 x 7/8 (9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm) tin.
Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans
It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2 x 1-1/2 x 1 (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
Sizzling Bacon Candles
You know what's great about bacon? Everything! Well, that's not entirely true. Nothing so devastatingly awesome as bacon could possibly come without a slight downside. Bacon is delicious, but it's high in fat. Bacon smells amazing, but it's high in cholesterol. It's true - healthwise, bacon leaves a lot to be desired, but just smelling bacon is possibly one of the most amazing things in the world. Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course! You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from cheap chinese wax, and filled with a chemical cocktail of synthetic furanones and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. Nasty. These premium scented candles are long-lasting and made from actual rendered bacon fat using a top-secret process that preserves bacon's natural aromas and essential oils. Burning one of these not only fills your room with gentle light, but also that most awesomely wonderful bacon smell. Nothing else even comes remotely close to the actual smell of cooked bacon except the real thing.
Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce
Bacon makes everything taste better. Cheeseburgers, scallops, baked potatoes, kittens (kidding!), chicken - heck adding bacon to bacon even makes bacon taste better. But alas, bacon is kind of hard to pour. To this end, we sought out the best bacon BBQ sauce we could find. And boy did we find a dandy. Behold, the aptly titled Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce. Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce is exactly what you'd think it is based on its name. It's spicy (thanks to a couple of kisses from cayenne peppers); it's BBQ-y (thanks to the hard work of our BBQ Sciences Squadron); and it's deliciously bacon-y (thanks to, well, bacon - plus those kittens we joked about eating earlier). Get a couple of bottles of Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce and pour it on everything. Your life needs more bacon-y goodness. For nutrition information, click here. Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce Smoky, bacon-y, with a touch of cayenne pepper - this sauce is ready to baconate anything! Award winning sauce at the National Buffalo Wing Festival! Net Wt.: 12 fl. oz.
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
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Bacon Flavored Croutons
Every once in a while, someone in the office goes on a health kick. For a while, there were a group of ThinkGeek monkeys that had a Salad Club. Every member brought in a certain veggie or topping and we had a fiesta of vegetation during lunch. It was pretty fun for a while, but it eventually died because let's face it, eating a bowl of veggies every day is kinda boring. Bacon Croutons are about to change the salad game. Remember the revelation you had when you realized that salads could be a vehicle for ranch dressing? You're about to have a similar life-changing experience. And don't limit yourself to salad! Bacon Croutons are great on soup, crushed up on top of baked macaroni & cheese, as breading for fried chicken, and of course, used in your favorite Thanksgiving stuffing recipe. Bacon on, friends! Product Specifications Bacon-flavored croutons will make your salads tasty again Amazing smoky flavor for mouth-watering happiness Use them on soups, as breadcrumbs, and in stuffing too! Weirdly enough, these are vegan and kosher.
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Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
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From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2 (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! Also great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it's one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box
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If you've ever been eating brunch and your slice of crispy bacon had a delicious run-in with the maple syrup from your waffle, you need to stop reading and just click BUY NOW. This is your condiment. The condiment to end all other condiments. On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue. Bacon Jam is made with love by Kay, a woman who knows her jams, jellies, and bacon. It's a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, even waffles. We'll warn you, though, once you've had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won't go back to mere fruity jams. You'll be ruined saved for life. For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications Sweet and savory jam for a perfect breakfast treat Made by a small business specializing in homemade style foods Jar contains 4 ounces of savory sweetness One year shelf life unopened Refrigerate after opening
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Fox Run Microwave Bacon Rack
Cook your bacon quickly and easily with the Fox Run microwavable bacon rack. Simply lay your strips of bacon down, cover them with one or two paper towels to prevent grease splatter. Place rack in center of microwave and cook on high for one minute per bacon strip. This tray can also be used for drying herbs or dehydrating sliced fruits in the microwave
I Love Bacon!
*Author: Rockmill, Jayne/ Fink, Ben (PHT) *Publication Date: 2010/10/26 *Number of Pages: 136 *Binding Type: Hardcover *Language: English *Depth: 0.50 *Width: 8.00 *Height: 7.75
The Bacon Cookbook
Bacon. It''s crispy, salty, smoky, sweet . . . and totally irresistible. Renowned food writer James Villas offers 168 intriguing ways to savor the flavor of everyone''s favorite meat, ranging across America and around the globe. You''ll find familiar favorites like Spaghetti alla Carbonara and Cobb Salad as well as more exotic but equally delectable fare, such as California Hangtown Fry and Portuguese Egg and Bacon pudding. Illustrated with beautiful color photographs throughout and featuring sources for today''s best artisanal and international bacon, The Bacon Cookbook is your guide to a world of bacon possibilities and pleasures.
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Nice! Bacon Jerky
Smart. Quality. Everyday. This Bacon Jerky Is A Tasty Snack With A Smoky Flavor That Will Leave You Ache'n For More. These Strips Are Packet With Protein, Making Them A Great On-The-Go Snack, Or Even When It's Time To Kick Up You Boots And Relax With This Meaty Treat. Natural Smoke Flavor Added.
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Bacon Magnetic Poetry
The Bacon Poet Magnetic Poetry Kit comes with over 200 words guaranteed to get your linguistic lymph-nodes limbered up for a word-smashing good time. Consider if you will such precious words as sizzle and hizzle wrapped around toast and spattered on the stove. Crave quiet? Brew everyone with delicious satisfaction! Yes, friends, glorious bits of existential chicanery like this could adorn your breakfast meat chiller (aka the fridge)! What are you waiting for? Honestly, we've had quite a few sets like this cross our threshold here at the Megaplex but few have inspired such feats of crisp perfection. Burn everything and add this set to your cart right now. It plays so well with pepper (and other magnetic poetry sets). Product Specifications Over 200 words From the makers of the Original Magnetic Poetry Set 100% compatible with other magnetic poetry sets Lots of regular words in addition to special bacony-breakfast goodness!
$5.99 $11.99 (- 50%)
Bacon Genie - Microwave Bacon Cooker
Cooking tool for cooking bacon Greatest way to quickly prepare bacon in the microwave Patent pending design Can cook up to 12 slices at a time Bacon hangs freely while cooking, facilitating quick drainage of grease into the bottom reservoir of the Bacon Genie Easy transportation and disposal of grease Makes great tasting honey bacon every time Dishwasher safe
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101 Things To Do With Bacon
Everybody loves bacon, and these delicious recipes feature it in much more than just breakfast dishes. You''ll find new twists on old favorites as well as inventive new recipes for salads, soups, sandwiches, appetizers, entrees, and even desserts! Try Asparagus, Bacon, and Caramelized Onion Pizza; New England Clam Chowder; Bacon, Egg, and Colby Cheese Quesadillas; Bowtie Pasta with Broccoli and Bacon; Crispy Fried Rice; and Savory Bacon Smokies.Bacon and bacon recipes are appearing in the news, cited as a food trend, featured on the Food Network, and most recently as an element in desserts.Eliza Cross is an award-winning author and journalist. She also develops recipes and styles cuisine for corporate and print media. Eliza is the founder of the bacon enthusiast society BENSA International. She lives in Centennial, Colorado. Bring home the bacon!
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A humorous bacon with a moustache design Funny Shower Curtain Are you looking for that final touch in your bathroom to really bring the room together? Well this brings down the curtain Add some flair to your bathroom with a new shower curtain. Whether it's chic, funny, silly, or artistic, this customized curtain looks great and helps keep your floors dry.Comes in one size: 69 x 70. 100% softened polyester. Standard size with 12 stitch-enforced eyelets for hanging. Shower rod, rings, or liner not included.
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"Kids in old time movie had the biggest lollipops. They looked so good, it's no wonder the evil dudes with long curly mustaches and top hats always wanted to steal them. But then the hero saved the day and they all walked into candy land, where everything is edible. Ok, so we're thinking about candy a lot. But we're also getting a craving for breakfast. Time to combine candy and breakfast in perfect harmony; presenting the Bacon Lollipop. Each Bacon Lollipop is full of smoky bacon flavor. It's also quite large (4"" diameter) and swirled, just like the suckers of old. Start one at the beginning of the day, and it should last (depending on your tongue skills) quite a while. Lick it through meetings, lick it through lunch, lick it on your way home. And then once your Bacon Lollipop is all finished, you can just start another one. YAY. For nutrition information, click here. Bacon Lollipop Looks like an old time lollipop and tastes like bacon! Pretty bacon colors. Dimensions: 4"" diameter lollipop."
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