Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).
Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
What a wonderful idea! Tetris piece shaped lamps that you can stack. Of course, you're going to have to be sure to stack them non-optimally. If you make a straight line, sure, you'll get points, but then your lamp will disappear! Hang on, let us double check that... Oh, phew! It has just come to our attention that when you stack these lamps they do not disappear like in the actual game...
Indoor Outdoor Fireplace
Wall Mounted Indoor/Outdoor Fireplace Imagine a cozy fireplace you can hang from the wall, indoors or out - in your bedroom or dining room, on a porch or in a gazebo. Portable, vent-less fireplace burns safe, clean gel fuel that crackles and glows like a real fire. Heat-resistant plating with a powder-coated finish. Mounting hardware included. 27 1/4"w x 22 1/2"h x 5 1/2"d, 24 lbs. No assembly required. Can hold up to 3 cans of gel fuel (sold separately). Each can burns about 2 1/2-3 hours. Allow 2-3 weeks. No rush delivery.
by SkyMall, Inc.
Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener
Imagine yourself in a diplomatic situation. There you are, emissary for the Federation to the Romulan Star Empire. Your duplicitous host offers you a bottle of his oldest and finest vintage of Ale. The greenish-blue liquor seems to glow with the promise of good times, laughter, and the feeling of brains bashed in and served on wheat toast in the morning...
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
$10.39 $12.99 (- 20%)
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Coca-Cola Retro Vending Fridge, Red - CVF18
Coca-Cola Makes Good Things Taste Better! Coca Cola fans & collectors will love this 10 can capacity retro vending fridge. Color: Red.
$140.00 $189.99 (- 26%)
The Star Trek Cookbook
Is there one food that humans, Klingons, Bajorans, and Vulcans would like? If so, what would it taste like? How would you prepare it? Could you find all the ingredients locally? This is the task that faced Neelix, chef for the U.S.S. Voyager, every time he takes on the challenge of feeding its crew of 140 food critics. But over the course of their journey, Neelix learned a few tricks of the trade. He had to, just as a matter of self-preservation. And, lucky for us, he's written it all down into The Star Trek Cookbook. Neelix throws wide the vaults of interstellar haute cuisine, revealing for the first time the secret preparation techniques behind all those exotic dishes and drinks. The favorite foods of characters from every Star Trek series and movie are here, all adapted for easy use in twentieth-century kitchens. The Star Trek Cookbook also features a complete guide for whipping up the all the drinks served at Quark's. Fun, and easy to use, The Star Trek Cookbook is your indispensable guide to the food of the stars!
The LED Lighted Dog Collars
"This collar’s unmatched design features super bright LEDs. With 3 different light modes for complete visibility, this dog collar ensures that you and your pet can be seen up to 1/2 mile away during walks. It’s also soft, lightweight, water-resistant and fully adjustable. Small: 1"" wide, fits necks 11.5”-15.5"" Medium: 1"" wide, fits necks 15.5”-19.5"" Large: 1"" wide, fits necks 19.5”-23"""
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Chocolate and Nuts Caramel Apples
3 chocolate nuts caramel apples. Granny Smith apples in caramel and Belgian chocolate. Macadamia, almond, and cashew caramel. Rolled and embellished with fancy nuts. Arrives in an elegant gift box. Go nuts! The Golden Edibles 3 Chocolate and Nuts Caramel Apples gift box takes everybody's favorite treat, the caramel apple, and gives it a gourmet twist! These delicious artisan crafted apples couldn't be more perfect. Each succulent Granny Smith apple is covered in creamy caramel and rich Belgian milk chocolate then decorated in fancy nuts. This beautiful package in particular features a white chocolate apple with macadamia nuts, a gushing almond volcano apple, and another absolutely coated from top to bottom in cashews. All 3 caramel apples are carefully nestled inside an elegant gift box ready to be passed on to a lucky recipient.Gift Basket IncludesGift box, 3 Caramel applesEnsure freshness: During warm weather, we highly recommend selecting Next Day or 2 Day shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all, you selected chocolates, not chocolate sauce. Also, please note that to avoid spoilage, some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness.Please note that for this item, the following services are available during the checkout process:Multiple Ship-To, which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order.Future Delivery, which lets you select a specific date for delivery, so your gift arrives at the perfect time.About Chocolate Covered Company, Inc.Based in Southern California, Chocolate Covered Company is dedicated to providing heavenly treats that satisfy your sweet tooth every time. Its unique and delicate berry creations are hand-dipped to perfection using the finest imported chocolate. This Intimate Chocolate Experience is backed by excellent customer service as well as creative design and careful packaging. This ensures that your gift remains secure and fresh while in transit. Are we nuts? Oh, heck yes we are! In fact, we are three different kind of nuts when it comes to dressing up our Granny Smith apples dipped in caramel and Belgian chocolate. We're macadamia, almond and cashew. How about you?
$56.99 $68.99 (- 17%)
Golden Edibles 6 Gourmet Chocolate Caramel Apples
The best thing that goes with chocolate is more chocolate, and with the Golden Edibles 6 Gourmet Chocolate Caramel Apples gift box you get nothing but the world's finest Belgian white, dark, and milk chocolate. This is a gift box full of treats that are great for every season and any connection. Each succulent Granny Smith apple is covered in creamy caramel and rich Belgian chocolate then decorated with caramels, chips and more. Every variety of chocolate themed caramel apple creation is included in this exquisite package. Someone special to you will get to choose between elegant white caramel, multi-chocolate lover's caramel, elegant dark caramel, yogurt chip caramel, elegant milk caramel, and the deliciously gooey caramel & caramel apple. All 6 caramel apples are carefully nestled inside an elegant gift box ready to be passed on to a lucky recipient.Gift Basket IncludesGift box, 6 Caramel applesEnsure freshness: During warm weather, we highly recommend selecting ""Next Day"" or ""2 Day"" shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all, you selected chocolates, not chocolate sauce. Also, please note that to avoid spoilage, some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness.Please note that for this item, the following services are available during the checkout process:Multiple Ship-To, which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order.Future Delivery, which lets you select a specific date for delivery, so your gift arrives at the perfect time.About Chocolate Covered Company, Inc.Based in Southern California, Chocolate Covered Company is dedicated to providing heavenly treats that satisfy your sweet tooth every time. Its unique and delicate berry creations are hand-dipped to perfection using the finest imported chocolate. This Inti
Ghirardelli Chocolate Cookbook
The Ghirardelli Chocolate Cookbook entices chocolate lovers with more than eighty decadent recipes. This book is lavish with photographs of creamy, rich chocolatey desserts, and archival art from the company's private collection recalls an era long past. Hardcover - 160 Pages
by Ghirardelli Chocolate
Starbucks® Seasonal Coffee Sampler
Starbucks® Seasonal Coffee Sampler
by Hotel Chocolat
Cupcake in Bloom
EXCLUSIVE Sweet as a cupcake. Without the calories. Surprise someone special this season with a hand-crafted, truly original hot pink carnation confection. Topped with a playful cherry pick, it's a wonderful welcome for birthdays, thank yous, or any day you want to send a smile. Truly original arrangement of the freshest hot pink carnations and white poms Designed by our florists in a green cupcake cup container; measures 2.75"H Comes complete with a realistic red cherry on top for more lasting smiles Arrives in our exclusive cupcake box packaging Arrangement measures approximately 6"H x 6.5"L Our florists select the freshest flowers available so colors and varieties may vary
Mini Business Card File Cabinet
You've collected hundreds of business cards since that last conference. Now, they're scattered between stacks on your desk, stuffed into files, mixed into papers, and wrinkling in your back pocket. That's hardly the way to maintain a proper business relationship. This little file cabinet looks like a shrunken version of the real thing, but holds up to five hundred business cards. Two drawers pull out, letting you shuffle through your entire collection...
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iLaunch Rocket Launcher for iPhone
"Coworkers. Can't work with 'em; can't punch them in the face. Well, you can if you don't mind it being followed by a chat with HR, a trip to the police station, and a long period of unemployment. We like to promote a more entertaining and legal way to get revenge on your coworkers: office weaponry. The iLaunch Rocket Launcher is a missile launcher controlled by your iPhone, iPod Touch, or iPad. Licensed by Apple, this beauty will work with any device running iOS 5.0.1 or higher. After a quick charge and setup, you'll be able to strike fear into coworkers as far as 25 feet away. Claim more than 1400 square feet of your office by firing at will (and Will, that chatty guy from PR). With the iLaunch Rocket Launcher, you can finally have some peace and quiet in your cube. Product Specifications Shooting distance of around 25 feet (will keep people far away!) 270 degree horizontal rotation, vertical flexibility of over 40 degrees Battle with other iLaunch Rocket Launchers in your office Can be used indoors or outdoors Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession on an automatic rotation Rechargeable battery, just plug into your computer's USB port Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth Use touchscreen control or G-sensor control Package contains: iLaunch Rocket Launcher Rechargeable Lithium Battery (1000mAh, 3.7V) USB charging cable (27 inches long) 4 foam missiles Instructions Free iLaunch Controller App is available on the App Store Compatible Devices: iPod Touch (3rd or 4th gen), iPhone 4S, 4, or 3GS, iPad, iPad2 System Requirements: iOS 5.0.1 or higher Dimensions: approx. 4.8"" x 3.2"" x 4.9"""
$69.99 $79.99 (- 13%)
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USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"
$11.99 $27.99 (- 57%)
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Necklace
A primitive model? Nothing primitive about this necklace! Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear one around your neck could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some color, a beautiful nucleus, and a few negative charges to make it more exiting...
Steampunk Crystal Orb Watch Pendant
Wandering the hallways of our favorite conventions, we're constantly amazed by the steampunk costumes. Some folks construct their own, spending hours and hours cutting leather, sewing fabric, and gluing on gears. Others take the collector's approach and pick up their costume one perfect piece at a time: a skirt from this shop, boots from another, a tiny top hat from yet another. Either way, we have an enormous amount of respect for the love that goes into a steampunk outfit...
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Verbarius Digitless Clock
"Learning a new language is best when you can immerse yourself in it. That's how we learn our first language and it's the fastest way to learn your second, or third, or fourth. But if you're just trying to get by for a vacation or business trip, learning your numbers is the most valuable thing you can master. You'll be able to handle your money, get on the right train, and understand when people give you directions. Huzzah! Verbarius is a digitless clock. It tells time through the use of words rather than numbers. Instead of seeing ""2:30,"" your Verbarius will say: ""Half past two"", ""Two thirty"", or one of many other ways to say a increment of time. It comes preloaded with English, German, Spanish, French, and Russian, but if you connect your Verbarius to the manufacturer's website, you can download over a dozen other languages from Esperanto to Klingon to Welsh Product Specifications Digital clock can tell time without digits! Great for learning your numbers and time-telling in a new language Comes with five preloaded languages: English, German, Spanish, French and Russian Additional languages are available for download (instructions in the box!): Belarusian, Dutch, Esperanto, Estonian, Finnish, German (Bern), Hungarian, Italian, Klingon, Lettish, Portuguese (Brazil), Portuguese (Portugal), Slovenian, Swedish, Tatar, Turkish, Ukranian, Welsh, with more being added! LCD screen behind midnight tinted glass USB port is on the back of the clock Power source of 110/220v, backup battery in case of power failure Package includes: Clock, power cord, USB connector, CR2032 battery, 512 MB SD card (to store language data) Dimensions: 7.9″×2.8″×1.7″"
$170.99 $189.99 (- 10%)
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Swarovski Earrings, Pink and White Crystal Hearts
Forever a romantic at heart. Pink and white crystals dance on these Swarovski heart earrings, crafted from mixed metal. Approximate drop: 1 inch.
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Nothing screams "college geek" like piles of laundry that sit forever. Now we've got just the thing to complete your apartment or dorm room: this toxic waste drum laundry basket! Perfect for those of us who put off laundry until the last minute and need a place to...dispose of our dirty shirts and socks...
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Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
$19.99 $29.99 (- 33%)
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Soft Kitty Mug
"Sheldon: Did you offer him a hot beverage? Leonard: No. Sheldon: Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset, you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea. Howard: Tea does sound nice. Sheldon: You heard the man, Leonard. And while you’re at it, I’m upset that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa. Upset people require hot beverages and nothing is more upsetting than being sick. There is science you could be doing, but instead you're stuck in bed coating tissue after tissue with mucus and germs. Your fever is so high that you can barely remember your name, nevermind the brilliant idea you were going to write about in your next paper. Oh dear. Perhaps it's time to have your favorite roommate bring you a hot beverage in your Soft Kitty Mug. Product Specifications Soft kitty mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or cocoa Holds 12 ounces of your favorite soothing hot beverage Love your Soft Kitty Mug: Hand wash for longest artwork life Dimensions: 3.75"" x 3"""
$6.99 $9.99 (- 30%)
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Utili-Key 6-in-1 Tool
The lightest, most compact multiple tool ever developed! If you feel lost without your trusty knife at your side, this tiny multi-tool can give you some great company. Easily closes to attach to any key ring, making it super easy to carry. Several screwdrivers and two different cutting surfaces give this little tool a ton of usefulness. Very lightweight and blends in with your other keys on your keyring. The Utili-Key has these features.
$4.99 $9.99 (- 50%)
Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Pivot Power Mini - Wall Plug/USB Combo
We assume that the homebuilders of the current age are adapting their designs to work better with our modern, electronics-fueled lives. But unfortunately, most of our abodes were built in the days of yore, when the idea of having to plug in more than a lamp and an alarm clock by your bed was just ludicrous. You only need the one phone that hangs in the kitchen, duh! Pivot Power Mini is a bedside champion for home and travel. Plug it into any outlet and it will instantly provide you with two standard outlets, arranged so you can plug in even the most bulky of adapters, and two USB ports. Now you can have a lamp, and alarm clock, your phone, and your tablet handy by your bedside, getting all nice and charged. It's also a must-have for hotel rooms when there are never, ever enough outlets. Pivot Power Mini even folds up to fit easily in your suitcase or laptop bag. Product Specifications Turn an outlet for two things into an outlet for four! Plugs into a standard electrical outlet Provides 2 standard plugs (arranged to handle even big adapters) Also provides 2 USB ports to charge up devices Perfect for your bedside charging needs A must-have for travel (especially for conventions) Folds up to fit easily in a suitcase or laptop bag
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
Golden Edibles 6 Ultimate Caramel Apples
Hand-dipped deliciousness at its finest, the Golden Edibles 6 Ultimate Caramel Apples gift box is a gourmet blessing for any sweet tooth. These scrumptious artisan crafted apples couldn't be more perfect. Each succulent Granny Smith is drenched in creamy caramel and then given another layer of rich Belgian chocolate before being decorated in candies. All 6 apples are unique from one another with flavors like multi-chocolate lover's, caramel & caramel, multi-colored chip caramel, yogurt chip, Oreo lover's, and M&M lovers. These stunning treats are carefully nestled inside an elegant gift box ready to be passed on to a lucky recipient.Gift Basket IncludesGift box, 6 Caramel applesEnsure freshness: During warm weather, we highly recommend selecting ""Next Day"" or ""2 Day"" shipping at checkout. We can guarantee proper delivery of chocolates and perishable goods only if one of these delivery options is chosen. After all, you selected chocolates, not chocolate sauce. Also, please note that to avoid spoilage, some perishables may be replaced with items of comparable value and deliciousness.Please note that for this item, the following services are available during the checkout process:Multiple Ship-To, which allows you to send gifts to several recipients with a single order.Future Delivery, which lets you select a specific date for delivery, so your gift arrives at the perfect time.About Chocolate Covered Company, Inc.Based in Southern California, Chocolate Covered Company is dedicated to providing heavenly treats that satisfy your sweet tooth every time. Its unique and delicate berry creations are hand-dipped to perfection using the finest imported chocolate. This Intimate Chocolate Experience is backed by excellent customer service as well as creative design and careful packaging. This ensures that your gift remains secure and fresh while in transit.
Corn Dog Factory
"The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is the food. Oh, scoff if you must, but there's something about the funnel cake, cotton candy, and various meats on sticks that bring 'em in from miles around. For one, the cooking implements have the ancient caked-on goodness of carnivals of yore to help ""flavor"" each recipe. Blech. The other thing that keeps 'em coming is how tough it is to make funnel cake, deep-fried twinkies, or corndogs that didn't come from the freezer. Until now. The dream that came through a million years, that lived on through all the tears, has finally arrived - Making your own corndogs at home! But don't let the limits of convention stop you from trying something new! Chop up a little jalapeno into your cornmeal batter for a kick! Substitute a little buckwheat flour or maybe ground almonds in the cornmeal for some nuttiness! Or, you can do like we did in the video - make bacon corndogs, son! Food on a stick is about to go through a revolution. Making your own corndogs at home may not put those thieving carnies out of business, but at least you won't have to wait until the State Fair to get your corndog fix!"
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
Unless you're ingesting only pure rainwater and distilled pure grain alcohol, you're ingesting poison. That's right, Mandrake. Just like the global communist conspiracy, anything you drink will infiltrate and corrupt from within. That's why we're strong believers in total commitment. As long as you're going to drink poison, you may as well make sure your drinking vessel of choice makes it look the part. Sure, we all have hard jobs - Ice-cream Fluoridation Administrator, Director of Survival Mineshafts, Nuclear Rodeo Cowboy - but at the end of the day, we could all use a drink, amirite? So grab your highball, and pour yourself a nice tall glass of something tasty. Oh, and if you can make it green and slightly radioactive, even better. These glasses look the part, alright. Each set of two glasses look like little 55 gallon drums except they're just twelve ounces, and they're made of borosilicate glass. Still, with the nuclear hazard logo etched in the side, and filled with some sort of green luminescent liquid on-the-rocks, they're guaranteed to be the hit of the party.