Fairies. They are tiny. (Unless we're talking the True Blood version of fairies, but we won't go there today.) But how do fairies stay so tiny? For starters, they're always moving. Humans don't see fairies often because they're just THAT FAST. Zip. Gone. Also, fairies are constantly preparing food for humans to lure them into Fairyland and out of the real world. Since party hosts rarely have a chance to eat, again, fairies are at a calorie deficiency...
Like A Zombie Girls T-Shirt
This fitted black tee features a front screen text design that reads "I (Heart) You Like A Zombie Loves Brains."; 100% cotton; Wash warm; dry low; Imported; Listed in junior sizes
Honey Badger Talking Plush
"Here at ThinkGeek, we pride ourselves in being fun for geeks of all ages. So, what does one do when there's a meme that gets 90% of its humor from words one doesn't say in polite company? We'll just let you fill in the blanks, because if you're a fan of the Honey Badger, you know exactly what words are. This is definitely an R-rated honey badger. What does that mean? By MPAA standards, it means that you'll hear the F word more than once while enjoying your Honey Badger Talking Plush. The Honey Badger is a true bad_ _ _, _ _ _ _ing gross, and doesn't give a _ _ _ _ about what you think. In fact, he doesn't give a _ _ _ _ if you buy him or not. He's just going to smack the _ _ _ _ out of our robot warehouse monkeys. Please, save the robot warehouse monkeys. Product Specifications Talking Plush version of everyone's favorite animal, the honey badger Recommended age: 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian R-Rated (you'll hear the F word more than once!) Looks snuggly, but will rip your head off Includes 6 phrases from the viral video: Honey Badgers are quite bad_ _ _ and out of their _ _ _ _ing mind. Ewww… that's so _ _ _ _ing gross! Honey Badger don't give a _ _ _ _. Look at that sleepy _ _ _ _. Honey Badger just smacks the _ _ _ _ out of it. It's getting stung like a thousand times… it really doesn't give a _ _ _ _! Dimensions: 15"" long"
Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense). The Shooter holds up to 20 marshmallows for extended office campaigns, and is capable of rapid fire for laying down cover for coworkers. Truly Ammo-licious! The Marshmallow Shooter is a Creative Child Magazine 2004 seal of excellence winner - which means it is perfect for the office...