Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
Star Wars Chop Sabers
But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come... and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They're lightsabers, they're chopsticks, they'll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and deftly maneuver your food with the power of the Force. We're not sure if you know this, but Yoda has been known to carve his Thanksgiving turkey using his lightsaber. Go forth, brave Jedi warriors, and use your chop sabers to mix just a little extra wasabi into your soy sauce. You can handle it. It is a known fact that eating sushi with chop sabers vastly strengthens your ability to ingest horseradish products. (By the way, did you know that researchers are trying to make a smoke alarm for the deaf using wasabi vapors? We're debating whether it would be more annoying to wake up to the sound of a fire alarm or the punch in the nose that only wasabi brings. What do you think?) Either way, wield your weapons and ready the way for a truly epic eating experience. Product Features Chopsticks in the shape of your favorite Jedi weapons Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible Imported from Japan Five styles to choose from: Luke Skywalker, green, 23cm long Luke Skywalker, blue, 23cm long Darth Maul, red, 23 cm long -they snap together, too! Not sure how you'd eat like that, though. Darth Vader, red, 23 cm long Yoda, green, 20 cm long Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry.
Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand...
Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"