Skulls. Everybody has one. Some have two or more! Those lucky devils get to wander around fancy dress parties, chatting up girls and saying, "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet." Some skulls are enormous, some are quite small, and some have USB 2.0 connectivity. I'm guessing yours doesn't? Well, waste no time and upgrade your skull today! No, put down that power-drill...
USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
The shared refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash... of drinks. But you never want an entire case of soda at once. You just need one can. Plug in this small single-can beverage cooler/warmer into a USB port and keep a can on your desk for when you really need it. The LED Beverage Cooler is retro styled and has a small blue LED inside. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold at the same time...
DC Comics MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"The key to being an effective superhero or heroine is to be there when people need you. When trouble is afoot, you're there. When it seems everything is going to hell, you're there. Not only are you there, you're wearing a super awesome outfit and wielding some handy weaponry or tools to get the job done right. We wished for a superhero to help us quickly move files from device to device... and MimoMicro swooped in! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a DC comics hero Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide"
USB Squirming Tentacle
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils...
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag iPod Touch adapter: 5 includes a 5th gen iPod touch adapter 4/4S includes a 4th gen iPod touch adapter Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other device besides the iPod touch models mentioned above. Dimensions:1.37" tall x 1.22" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces
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Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
$143.99 $179.99 (- 20%)
Apple - Macbook Air - Intel Core I5 Processor - 11.6" Display - 2gb Memory - 64gb Flash Storage
This laptop features 64GB flash storage to easily accommodate your special photos, videos, important documents and more. An 11.6" LED-backlit widescreen display ensures easy viewing.
by Best Buy
Raptor Skeleton Sculpture
Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture Surprise garden visitors with your own archeological "findings!" Be your very own archeologist with this sun-bleached discovery from the Mesozoic Era! Unearth your very own raptor with this three-piece sculpture sure to surprise garden visitors as they discover an archeological dig hidden right in your landscape. Stretching over two feet long, this quality designer resin sculpture replicates the weathered bones of extinct reptiles that once roamed the earth. The flat back allows for optional wall hanging. 27"W x 2"D x 10 1/2"H. 4 lbs.
by SkyMall, Inc.
The Closer You Get, The Slower Ill Drive Bumper Sticker
Send the message loud and clear, quot;Don't tailgate mequot; But since yelling won't help, let your bumper do the talking. Funny Sticker Bumper Tell the world how you feel Our bumper stickers are perfect for expressing yourself while cruising down the highway or just for posting on the wall. Size: 10 x 3. Available in Opaque white or Transparent clear. Printed on 4mil vinyl using water and UV resistant inks - means no fading in the sun or bleeding in the rain..
Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas
Beyond the Outer Rim, spins a stormy planet. Long, long ago, climate change led to all the continents being submerged - forcing the inhabitants to build cities on stilts. The planet is, of course, known (by the few who know) as Kamino. Apart from always being rainy, it's a place famous for two exports: clones and Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas...
ALFI Brand Showerhead LED LED5008
NBT1004: Features: -Water temperature is below 113'f lights glow blue.-Water temperature is between 114'f - 121'f lights glow red.-Water temperature is over 122'f lights flash red.-Replace your old shower head with this exciting new product.-Universal so it will fit any standard shower head by simply unscrewing the old one by hand and attaching the new one.-Shower arm is not included.-Head can be used with either wall or ceiling mounted arm.-Modern stylish design.-Completely polished chrome made to match or stand out from your other bathroom fixtures.-High quality.-Made out of brass, not plastic, so it's made to last, not just to look good.-Wall or ceiling.-High tech rain shower head powers the LED lights using a built in hidden dynamo.-Lights will automatically turn on when water pressure is turned on.-Mechanical components are warranted against defects for five years from the original purchase date. Color/Finish: -Auto temperature detected light color change.-The shower head will automatically change colors according to the temperature of the water. Dimensions: -Dimensions: 0.33'' H x 12'' W x 12'' D. Warranty: -Limited lifetime warranty against manufacturing defects in materials and workmanship.-ALFI brand products are warranted for normal use and exclude defect or damage caused by or resulting from misuse, abuse, neglect, scratches, dents, abrasives, chemicals, improper installation/care/maintenance (whether performed by a plumber, contractor, service provider, or unqualified person), or alteration. This warranty does not apply to the replacement of components where damage is caused by normal wear and tear, dirt, lime scale, aggressive water conditions, or harsh or abrasive cleaners or materials. If a product is defective, the limit of damage is the cost of the defective material. Our warranties are nontransferable. ALFI brand is not liable for consequential damage, labor loss, or expense of any nature.
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Steampunk Wrist Monocular
"The fog is thick today, as we enter New York City's airspace. It's too thick to dock at our scheduled landing platform. The crew thinks fast. Private Gawthrop scrambles to a free window, removes the brass monocular from the leather pouch on his arm, and scans the horizon. He sees it and yells out the course correction. Thanks to his quick thinking and his Steampunk Wrist Monocular, we moor at the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building. We made it. And, ironically, our cargo was a big shipment of the Steampunk Wrist Monocular, which we offer now to you. As soon as you flip the lever and watch the monocular open up like an eye, you'll be in love. The leather arm pouch is weathered to look like it's been in use for generations - same with the antique brass look of the monocular itself. The Steampunk Wrist Monocular will be an easy addition to your steampunk ensemble and one which has the most important feature (to us): it's not just decoration, but a functional product. Look through your Steampunk Wrist Monocular today, and view the future through the eyes of the past! Steampunk Wrist Monocular Beautifully outfit your steampunk costume with this fully-functional monocular. Weathered leather wrist pouch included. Monocular is made of antique-looking brass and has lever-action opening. Magnification: 2X Dimensions: Wrist Pouch: approx. 13.5"" x 4.5"" x 1"" (laid flat). Monocular: approx. 4"" x 2.5"" x 2"""
$35.99 $44.99 (- 20%)
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and stuff. That's why we just had to snatch up a bunch of these Diecast Sonic Screwdrivers. They have the beauty of a collectible with a very realistic twist...
$23.99 $34.99 (- 31%)
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
The Baby Owner's Manual
The birth of your child - what a miracle! But then you bring the little creature home and you realize that you have no idea what to do with it. "Why didn't this thing come with an instruction manual?" you cry out in vain. You try moving it up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right...but where are the B and A buttons? Why is it screaming? How do you get it to stop? And what, oh all that is holy, is that horrid smell? STOP!!! Take a deep breath...
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Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things
From alternative energy simulations to sneaky animated origami to paper airplane experiments, Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Objects is jam-packed with engaging and educational projects for the wannabe detectives, scientists, and adventurers in us all. This book is volume 3 in the awesome Sneaky Uses series by famed author and gadget-man, Cy Tymony...
$7.99 $9.99 (- 20%)
Reclaimed Wood Chalkboard
Overview: Crafted with raw material from reclaimed wood (pallet, construction and old homes), Metal used is recycled from articles such as water gutters and other similar items, Wood, metal, MDF, Wipe clean, Imported, 18.5"w, 3.75"d, 23"h, Web exclusiveDescription:This vintage wall mount features a washable chalkboard with graphics of all 12 months (printed in French!) and 31 days. Complete with 3 slots for holding chalk or other accessories; and 6 total hooks at the bottom for hanging coats, scarves or whatever. Arrives with brackets at the back for proper wall placement.Shipping Information:This item will ship via UPS Ground and is only available for delivery within the continental United States. Shipment to international locations, U.S. territories, Alaska, Hawaii, P.O. boxes, APO/FPO addresses and express ship methods are unavailable for this item.
by Urban Outfitters
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Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case for iPhone 4/4S
You love your iPhone for all the amazing apps that keep you entertained and organized. And for Siri, even if she won't marry you. But typing things on your iPhone drives you insane. Either you take 10 minutes per text to get it perfect, or you just let things fly however they come out (which has earned you not one but three appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect). Those days are over. The Bluetooth Keyboard Case will turn your iPhone 4 or 4S into the sleek and accurate texting machine you've always wanted. It's a hardshell plastic case with a slide-out keyboard that connects to your iPhone via Bluetooth. Setup is simple and you only have to do it once for your iPhone to learn to love its new friend. Finally, you'll be able to two-thumb type like the days of yore and still enjoy all your favorite App Store goodies. Product Specifications Bluetooth Keyboard Case lets you type accurately on a real keyboard Setup is simple and only has to be done once for your iPhone to recognize the keyboard No more appearances on DamnYouAutocorrect because of your bad typing! All necessary ports, buttons, and camera lenses are unobstructed Compatible with iPhone 4 and 4S
$29.99 $49.99 (- 40%)
Magnolia Casual Fruitti Hammock Chair & Pillow Set
If you want a relaxing respite from the hustle and bustle of your busy schedule this summer the Magnolia Casual Fruitti Hammock Chair & Pillow Set is just what you need. The weather- fade- and-mildew-resistant 100% polyester Sundure fabric has the luxurious feel of cotton making this single-layered hammock more breathable than quilted hammocks. It comes with a matching seat pillow and a coordinating back pillow to envelop you in such comfort that you might never want to get back indoors! A matching tote bag makes it super easy to carry this hammock with you when you go on vacations. With bright blue lime green purple orange and white stripes the seat pillow matches the rest of the chair while the colorful tropical fruit motif on the back pillow adds to its fun casual look. Hanging hardware is not included as there are many ways and places to enjoy this chair. A pamphlet with suggestions and instructions is included. Designed for years of enjoyment this hammock chair is just what you need to soak in the summer sunshine. Additional features: Weight capacity: 250 lbs. Spreader bar width: 33 inches Approximate height from seat to top of ring is 4 feet Seat pillow measures 18L x 18W inches Back pillow measures 24L x 19W inches Tote measures 16L x 24 W inches (not including the straps) Wood spreader bar is attached to 100% polyester rope Pillow insert is 100% polyester Indoor/outdoor is weather resistant fade resistant and mildew resistant Zipper closure on pillow for easy cover removal Pillow covers are machine washable About Magnolia CasualMagnolia Casual sweeps you off your feet and into the relaxation zone by offering a wide variety of hammocks and swings along with complementary comfortable pillows manufactured from fade- and mildew-resistant polyester that holds up well to outdoor use. Based in Pascagoula Miss. Magnolia Casual's Sundure Fabrics are colorful and the hammocks and swings are built for durability and years of enjoyment. The compan
YTC SUMMIT 6244 Crystal Skull with Movable Jaw - C-12
Crystal Skull with Movable Jaw. Height: 4.75 . Made of cold cast resin. Satisfaction ensured. Made from the finest materials.
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Schrödinger's Cat Babydoll
"Twisted up in Schrödinger's uncertainty thought experiment, this historical kitty has been put through a quantum ringer that nobody should have to experience. After all it's tough work being both alive and dead simultaneously. Every student of physics knows that Schrödinger's 1935 paper regarding a hypothetical paradox involving a cat has perplexed and annoyed physics geeks for years. The basic idea; If the outcome of a circumstance is presently unknown and by observing the circumstance you will disrupt it, then it exists in all possible states simultaneously... Simple! At least to quantum physicists with massive craniums. And hey eventually this principle will seem commonplace, but by then our highways will connect galaxies and shirts like this will be so utterly obvious that they'll likely be dish rags. Don't get it? We propose the following thought experiment: Give your friend enough money to purchase the ""Schrödinger's Cat"" shirt (don't forget the shipping). Tell your friend to take the money and lock himself in a room with a cigarette lighter. Let your friend know that once in the room he is to randomly choose either to burn the money, or return in five minutes with the money intact. We emphasize that this must be completely random (aka, impossible for a human to determine but bear with us). Your friend must then stay in this box for eternity. Hey, that's how thought experiments work. Hopefully he/she is OK with that. Since you have no idea whether your friend will destroy the money, you will simultaneously either lose or recover that money. So in a quantum sense, if you extend that logic, you will simultaneously either be able to purchase or not purchase this very t-shirt which enabled you to make the choice in the first place. Isn't physics fun? Perhaps when it was based on Newton, but now things are getting really hairy. Just wait another 100 years, we haven't seen anything yet.... Black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Stretchy and fitted, not baggy like the guys' stuff! Printed in white with ""Schrödinger's Cat is Dead"" on the front and ""Schrödinger's Cat is Not Dead"" on the back. Note: Don't want to have to explain this shirt to strangers? Fear no more! We now have free Schrödinger's Cat Pocket Cards to go with your shirt. They're perfect to print out and keep in your wallet so you can hand them out and make your escape while said strangers are busy reading."
$9.99 $20.99 (- 52%)
Pi Symbol Ice Cube Tray
When hosting the next soirée at your geek bachelor pad you'll need the proper equipment to ensure success. All three major gaming consoles, a flat screen over 40" wide, a well trained dungeon master, a complete Star Wars action figure collection, and a fully stocked liquor cabinet are a must. But how about ice? You were planning to use that standard vaguely cubical stuff?.....
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Cardboard Safari Unicorn Trophy
"You've heard of canned hunts, right? That's when horrible people who are horrible at hunting pay other horrible people to put a fancy animal in a confined location so it's easier to kill. This practice makes us very sad pandas, indeed. Which is why we are such huge fans of the cardboard boxed hunt, made available to us by ThinkGeek's neighbors, Cardboard Safari. They make amazing hunting trophies and other sculptures out of recycled cardboard. The Unicorn Trophy is named Merlin, quite appropriately. A magical creature deserves a magical name. Laser cut for precision fit, you'll receive Merlin in a flat-pack box. Never fear, though! He's super easy to assemble and honestly, you can't expect us to just send you a trophy that you don't have to work for, do you? Merlin looks great in his natural white, but he takes well to paint if you'd like to fancy him up with colors and sparkles. The Merlin is perfect for a cubicle wall, and looks mighty shiny in any room. Product Specifications Hang the head of Merlin the unicorn on your wall Made in Virginia by Cardboard Safari Laser-cut for precision fit Packed flat for easy shipping, with totally easy assembly instructions Looks great in natural white, but can be painted to suit your style Made from non-toxic, recycled materials Dimensions: approx. 10"" wall-to-nostrils"
$11.99 $29.99 (- 60%)
Bazinga! Fitted Ladies' Tee - Red, XL
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
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Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
$6.99 $14.99 (- 53%)
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AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
$5.24 $6.99 (- 25%)
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Periodic GeNiUS Babydoll
"Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a PhD in Chemistry doesn't mean you can bake a soufflé. And nobody wins at Trivial Pursuit without at least knowing something about sports. (Luckily, sometimes it's about fencing.) This shirt says, ""I'm a genius, but I recognize it's only applicable periodically to my life."" Oh, and, ""Also, I dig chemistry."" The chemical formula for genius (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS genius...), Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, and Sulfur, printed with their atomic properties in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt."
$14.99 $20.99 (- 29%)
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Canned Unicorn Meat
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days...
$6.99 $9.99 (- 30%)
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
$10.39 $12.99 (- 20%)
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
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Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...