How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living
In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world,
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Zombie Foot Dog Toy
Our copywriter monkey would like to admit something. When she's not watching full series of sci-fi shows on Netflix or cheering for the survivors on The Walking Dead, she's an ID Addict. Yep, true crime. The best part about true crime shows (other than stupid criminals)? Search and rescue dogs! There's nothing cooler than a pup who can follow their nose straight to a missing child, an escaped baddie, or (grossest case scenario) a dead body...
Adult Zombie Gloves
Find costumes, accessories and props at Target.com! These zombie gloves for adults are sure to complete your costume for your next halloween event. The 100% pvc pieces are perfect for giving your look the finishing creepy touch. You will look absolutely scary with these grey zombie hands.
Zombie Hot Sauce
It hasn't been scientifically proven yet, but we're going to hop on the train that believes that eating spicy food results in a higher metabolism and weight loss. Then we can prepare for the zombie apocalypse while eating hot wings and buffalo shrimp. After all, we could leave work and go straight to the gym or go home and make some wings with Zombie Hot Sauce. One of those sounds much more appealing. Zombie Hot Sauce is thick and smooth and coats your wings with a blanket of peppery warmth and spices. And let's not leave it with just wings! Zombie Hot Sauce makes a delicious topping for chicken sandwiches. Ever had pizza with hot sauce instead of tomato sauce? You're missing out on something divine. Zombie Hot Sauce will deliver the zombie buzz that will prepare you for the end times - or at least make your brains taste delightfully marinated. Product Specifications Thick and smooth hot sauce will burn those extra calories without cardio* The zombie hot sauce buzz will prepare you for the end times If it doesn't, it'll at least marinate your body for the zombies Each bottle contains 5 ounces of liquid amazement Scoville Rating of 360 *NOTE: There is no definite scientific proof this works. But researching sure is fun!
Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
Surviving the Zombie Outbreak
Ok, some think it will come via virus. Some think it will come from drugs or from outer space. Some think it will come from evil sorcery or other stuff we can't think of. But regardless how it starts, we all need to make sure we're prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Get your tools together, get your food stashed away, but more importantly, get this book: Surviving the Zombie Outbreak. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak assumes the zombie outbreak will be caused by a virus, but what it teaches applies to any sort of zombie uprising. You'll learn about firearms and weapons, what to wear, what NOT to wear, home defense, mission planning, working together with others, and even ethics of the new world order. Oh, and tons more. Surviving the Zombie Outbreak will make sure you're ready and prepared - and best yet, it's small enough to fit in your emergency bag. Keep a copy on you at all times and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it through this. We wish you luck.
So you've destroyed the brains of your first zombie. Congrats! But now what? What do you do with the festering, rotting body? It was just this question that plagued (get it?) us at TG Zombie Defense HQ. We thought about mailing them to someone we didn't like, but that was just too costly (and he had already been zombified, anyways). After a lot of discussion, we decided the only sensible thing to do with the re-dead undead was to eat them. A few experiments later, we discovered the only safe way to eat zombie corpses was to turn them into Zombie Jerky! Zombie Jerky is a delicious way of dealing with the undead. Seriously, though, Zombie Jerky is really just tasty chunks of teriyaki beef jerky - accented with green stuff. Packaged in a neato specimen pouch, Zombie Jerky will prove to everyone that you'll eat anything (and also earn you lots of grossed out looks). And all the while, you'll know it's not really ex-people. Or is it?!? Hey, zombies have been eating us for years - it's time for us to return the favor with Zombie Jerky. For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Jerky Delicious teriyaki beef jerky, packaged to look like zombie flesh. A whole 15g of protein in each serving! Net Wt.: 1.25 oz.
Edible Dried Zombie Skin
"There's that old saying: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But how does this apply to the zombie invasion, you're wondering. Well, let's just say that people will run out of food before the zombies do. So, why not do like the zombies and eat your enemy. That's right: cook and eat the zombies! Or, maybe, just munch on some Edible Dried Zombie Skin. Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn't really made out of zombies. It's actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it's delicious! It's all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts - promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you'll get all the tastiness of the ""skin"" and all the joy out of the funny looks of others. For nutrition information, click here. Edible Dried Zombie Skin Looks like peeling, desiccated zombie skin, but it's really yummy dried seaweed treats! Vegan, all natural, and gluten free. A deliciously crunchy snack. Net Wt: 0.4oz (approx. 2 servings) Package Dimensions: approx. 9.5"" x 5.75"" x 0.75"""
Apple MB528LL/A 8 GB 2nd Generation iPod Touch - Wi-Fi - 3.5-inch LCD Display - Black
The iPod touch has always been an amazing iPod. And with its groundbreaking technologies including a Multi Touch screen, the accelerometer, and 3D graphics and access to hundreds of games, iPod touch puts an amazing gaming experience in the palm of your hand. It comes in 8 GB, 16 GB, and 32 GB models with new volume controls and a built in speaker. Play hours of music. Create a Genius Playlist of songs that go great together. Watch a movie. Surf the web. View rich HTML email. Find your location and get directions with Google Maps. Browse YouTube videos.
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Country Fresh Chocolate Fudge Assortment
Satisfy your confectionery cravings with this chocolate fudge assortment. This rich array pleases any sweet tooth with the flavors of chocolate walnut, old-fashioned chocolate, peanut butter, and chocolate peanut butter. From Country Fresh.
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AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
Golden Robot USB Flash Drive
Golden Robots are the wave of the future. Our old pal C3PO started the fad. Remember Tik-Tok? No, not that song you've heard blasted from your annoying neighbor's car stereo, the automaton from Return to Oz! Golden robots are all over Futurama: Calculon, Hedonism-Bot, and even alternate reality Bender! All robot, all gold, all the time. Suddenly feel the need for a golden robot companion of your very own? Getting a little sad about it, even? Well fear not! Our Golden Robot USB Flash Drive will stand by your side - and on its own two feet as it bends over, inserting its USB noggin into your computer. This USB Flash Drive is shaped like a little humanoid robot and is super shiny (in the literal and Firefly sense of the word). Pop off the round helmet to reveal the USB connector. His shiny gold brain will hold 4 GB worth of data: plenty for some tunes, important documents, and that program you're going to load into your company's bank software. The best part? He's posable! That's right - he's smart AND handsome. What a catch! Just don't tease him about being bald - he's a bit sensitive. Product Specifications Posable golden robot USB Flash Drive His brain holds 4 GB of data, ready to share with you Bend him, pose him, seat him by your laptop Shiny in the literal and Firefly sense of the word Be fashionable before it's fashionable: golden robots are the future!
The Studio High-Definition Headphones in Purple
High performance on-ear headphones with precision engineered advanced speaker design powered amplification and powered noise cancellation you hear music the way it’s supposed to be heard. Over-the-ear design with sound-isolating technology. 40mm driver. High-powered digital amplifier 1/8" (3.5mm) stereo plug; also includes 1/8"-to-1/4" adapter. Apple® iPhone® ready via the included Monster iSoniTalk headphone cable with built-in microphone and answer button. Also features Control Talk for convenience. 4.3' cord length. Quadripole twisted pair cable construction 20Hz - 20kHz frequency response 110dB sensitivity 2 AAA batteries Rigid tour case antimicrobial cleaning cloth Owners Manual By Beats by Dre
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
The Donut Book (Paperback)
The Atkins Diet? Phooey! The South Beach Diet? Feh! What Americans really want to eat is something deep-fried and sugar-packed . . . hence our undying love affair with the beloved donut. And if anybody knows donuts, it's Sally Levitt Steinberg, America's Donut Princess. As a member of America's royal donut dynasty (her grandfather, Adolph Levitt, invented the donut-making machine), she knows more about this sweet indulgence than anyone else. The Donut Book is the product of Sally's great personal charm and life-long, in-depth donut scholarship. She covers high points in donut history: the arrival of the first donuts...
Books with Style My Favourite Dress
"FREE SHIPPING at shopbop.com. This lavishly illustrated book reveals the emotional attachment designers, celebrities, models, photographers, stylists, and fashion editors share toward their most treasured, favorite dress. Over 100 designers and key industry players from around the world describe the very personal reasons behind their choices in this gorgeous 400-page volume. * By Gity Monsef, Samantha Erin Safer, and Robert de Niet. * Hardcover, 400 pages. * 12"" x 8"" x 1.5"" * Imprint: Antique Collectors Club * ISBN-13: 978-1851495924 - No Color"
Books With Style Shop Your Closet - No Color
Just when you feared your overstuffed, eyesore of a closet was a lost cause, here's the antidote to all your closet woes. Closet expert and style maven Melanie Charlton Fascitelli is here to help you whip your closet into shape, refreshing your wardrobe and saving you time along the way. Made in the USA. By Melanie Charlton Fascitelli. Paperback. 176 pages. Imprint: Harper Paperbacks. ISBN: 978 0061343810 Measurements Width: 10in / 25.5cm Height: 8in / 20.25cm. Available sizes: One Size
Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal
Decal size: 37W x 30H inches. Made from thin, flexible vinyl. For indoor use only. Completely safe for walls; won't peel paint. Elegant graphic swirl theme in black and silver. Add a beautiful, elegant accent to a boring, drab wall with the Forever Twined Peel and Stick Giant Wall Decal. This gorgeous wall decal features graphic swirls in black and metallic silver. It will look great in a teenager's or adult's bedroom, and even makes a unique accent for your living room or other area. This design comes in 22 pieces, so you can rearrange them to create your own unique design. And if you ever want to change your pattern, these decals are simple to remove and rearrange as many times as you like - all without damaging your walls or leaving a sticky residue.Additional Features:Remove and reapply as many times as you likeAssembled image measures 37W x 30H inchesWipe clean with soft, damp cloth and mild soapDon't use glass cleaner; may cause colors to run