Wireless Key Finder
Locate lost keys instantly. Finds keys up to 60 feet away Includes two color-coded key fobs Uses two AAA batteries (not included). No more misplaced keys—our new wireless key finder locates your lost keys with just the press of a button. Simply press one of the color-coded pager buttons on the compact wireless transmitter, and the matching key fob will answer with a loud, clear alarm from anywhere in your home. No more morning panics—just press one of the color-coded buttons and wait for the loud alarm to sound, showing you where to find your keys. The sleek, compact transmitter fits easily and unobtrusively on your countertop, desk or dresser, and will locate keys up to 60 feet away—through floors, walls, even sofa cushions. Lost your keys one too many times? Never lose them again with our Wireless Key Finder! Order yours today!
Just when you thought real music was on a downward spiral, we introduce the beloved Musical Ruler. Within hours, you can be the master of your own, fine Musical Empire. With the extensive guide and songbook, youll be playing for the masses in no time. Bend, twist, and twerk the heart and soul of the world and bring peace and harmony to all. Let the waves of sound caress the ones you love in ways no words can express and bring a healthy glow to the faces all around you (works great at the DMV). You'll soon wonder what life was even like before you played the ruler but then again does anything even matter before the ruler came into your life - One Ruler and one extensive guide and songbook per package. - Ruler is played by vibrating and manipulating its length at variable keys all identified on the Rulers face with precise detail. - Excellent for all musicians and music lovers. - The sound of this instrument is heavenly beyond comparison.
Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low levels of radiation. This one's nice because you might get a bonus super-power with it. But, once again, it leaves you with lifelong issues...
Universal Gadget Wrist Charger
One of the best parts of road trips is quality time playing our favorite handheld games. (This is, of course, why you insist someone else drives the vehicle.) But the problem with long road trips is that you often exhaust the battery life of your gaming system before the point on the road trip where you really, really need it...
X-mini v1.1 Capsule Speaker
"We love all the x-mini line of speakers and we're extra excited to offer this one because it's under $20! It's perfect for those not able to invest in one of the pricier models or for those who don't trust themselves to carry around a $40, $60, or $100 speaker. (These are the same people who sit on their sunglasses every summer.) We like the x-mini for conventions. It's perfect for a little ambiance during an RPG or for sharing a YouTube video with friends at lunch. As you may have figured out, the x-mini is the economy model in the series of tiny speakers. It still has huge sound (a 36mm driver), a modular Buddy Jack design that lets you join multiple x-minis together, and a kickin' bass. Plug the x-mini into your mp3 player, smartphone, or other audio device and enjoy up to 6 hours of quality audio before needing a recharge. Product Specifications Big sound in a tiny, portable speaker The economy model of the x-mini series of speakers Protective lid keeps the 36mm driver safe from the elements and helps you direct the sound Modular ""Buddy Jack"" design lets you connect a row of x-mini speakers Expanded BXS (Bass eXpansion System) for a fuller, richer low-end sound Stow-away 3.5 mm audio cable in the base of the speaker Speaker: Magnetically Shielded 36mm (4Ω) Loudspeaker Output: 2W Frequency Response: 120 Hz ~ 20 kHz Signal-to-Noise: ≥89 db Distortion: ≥ 0.3% Playback Time: Up to 6 hours Battery Voltage / Capacity: 220mAh Battery Charging Voltage: 3.7V ± 0.05V Battery Charge Time: 1 hour Dimensions: approx. 2.5"" x 2"" (with closed resonator) Net Weight: approx. 2 oz."
The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron
Now that they've mostly recovered from the twisted mind maze that was the original Annoy-a-tron, send them on a new journey of "self discovery" with the latest version featuring 6 sound choices, it's at least twice as fun (and annoying) as the original. For effective deployment, we humbly suggest the following sounds and locations, but you can conduct your own field research for more insight. The cricket chirping sound is interesting because someone will instinctively look near the ground when trying to locate a cricket. So, placing the Annoy-a-tron several feet or more above the ground will help to obscure its location. The 15kHz sound is also interesting because this frequency range of sound cannot be heard by everyone. In older adults or those with deteriorated hearing (a condition known as presbycusis) this high frequency sound will not be audible, while others will clearly hear the sound and find it quite annoying. They also might think they are going crazy because people nearby will report that they don't hear anything. Assuming you have done your part in selecting a suitable hiding location for the Annoy-a-tron, it will do its part to drive your co-workers slowly mad with its short and seemingly random beeps. And when someone does locate the Annoy-a-tron, they're not going to know what it is - which is almost as much fun as watching them search for it. Muahaha... ** - The 15kHz 'Teen Buzz Tone' is a frequency that young people can hear but older folks cannot. Sometimes younger folks cannot hear it and sometimes older folks can hear it, but, in general, it's called the 'Teen Buzz' tone. When you can hear it, trust us, it's annoying. Dogs agree. The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron Features: Amazingly small Six sounds choices: Beep 12kHz electronic noise sound 15kHz 'Teen Buzz Tone' electronic noise sound Cricket Doorbell Random/Alternating sound mode Battery included (lasts 1 month+ of continuous use) Embedded Rare-earth Magnet for easy hiding Single push button to change sounds Please note: after removing battery tab you may need to push down slightly on the magnet to re-seat the battery correctly (you may even hear a small click) Battery: CR2032
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
Withings Smart Baby Monitor for iPhone
Want to catch up on work but need to keep tabs on your geekling too? Withings Baby Monitor makes it easy with their app for iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch. Just look at the things it lets you do: Watch high-resolution video (with pan-tilt, zoom, and night vision!) Listen in on your baby with crystal clear sound Play lullabies with the touch of a button Talk soothingly to your baby from across the house (or across the world) Turn the nightlight on or off Receive alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity changes Withings Baby Monitor is awesome for parents who travel or nights with a babysitter or at Grandma's house! Nothing beats the peace of mind you get being able to peek in on your geekling any time you want. Check the tech specs here for all the goodies! But wait! You don't need a baby to use this amazing device. It is a high-quality webcam and its wireless nature makes it a handy spy camera if you want to keep an eye on your roommates, officemates, or other unsavory characters. Product Specifications The most amazing baby monitor EVER. Ever, srsly. All features can be used via your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch Monitor your geekling from anywhere in the world 3 MP high definition video with pan-tilt, zoom, and wide-angle LED infrared night vision up to 5 meters with automatic activation Crystal clear sound so you can hear baby and baby can hear you Multi-color LED nightlight Sends text alerts for motion, sound, temperature, and humidity Free & secure WithBaby account can be accessed by up to 3 caregivers Totally wireless, Li-iOn battery charges via micro-USB
JOYSTICK-IT Arcade Stick for iPad
"Bring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. Simply press down to attach the JOYSTICK-IT to your tablet based computer's screen for improved gaming. No wires or batteries needed. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps. Any game that has an on-screen control pad of some kind is perfect for the JOYSTICK-IT. Simply run your game of choice, place the JOYSTICK-IT over the on-screen control pad and push down. The JOYSTICK-IT sticks to the glass of your display and is ready for action. The lightweight solid milled-aluminum construction of the JOYSTICK-IT adds more precise movement and faster response time for enhanced playability. When you're done, simply pull-up on the JOYSTICK-IT to remove from the screen. Hardware Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT works with any device which features a capacitive touchscreen. This includes the iPad™ and many Android™ tablets. The JOYSTICK-IT will work with mobile phones that have capacitive touchscreen displays, however it may not be ideal for this purpose because of its size. Game Compatibility The JOYSTICK-IT will work with any game that features a virtual on-screen control pad of some kind. Games that use swiping, swipe-style joypads, joypads with variable on-screen locations, or complex finger based gestures will not work properly with the JOYSTICK-IT. Product Features Add a real physical joystick to your tablet computer for enhanced gaming precision Works with thousands of different games No wires or batteries required Removable and reposition-able. Will not harm your screen. Solid milled-aluminum construction Laser etched crosshair design on top of stick adds thumb traction Invented and designed by ThinkGeek Patent Pending design Games seen in demo video include: Pac Man (Make Sure to set control to ""Joystick"" in game options) Edge (Make Sure to set control to Arrows in game option) Reckless Racing HD iDracula Ridge Racer iFighter ToyShop Dig Dug Remix CubedRR HD Space Blast HD Galaga Remix Babylonian HD Monster Dash Soosiz HD MX Mayhem Vector Racing iPad™ is a Registered Trademark of Apple, Inc.. Android™ is a Registered Trademark of Google, Inc.. This product is not an officially licensed product from Apple, Inc. or Google, Inc.."
Doctor Who TARDIS Projection Alarm Clock
Generally, if you're waiting for someone (like Godot or the Doctor) it's best not to stare at a clock. Everyone knows time moves more slowly when you're staring at the clock. It's just like boiling water or waiting on the next George R.R. Martin novel. You can't make it happen faster by watching it. But you're a loner, a rebel, and you're not going to follow the rules...
Bluewave Bluetooth Audio Receiver
Ever been bummed out when you found a totally awesome speaker dock that only worked for that other phone? You know, the one you don't have. We know this happens a lot because every time we post a cool iPhone speaker dock, there are comments from sad panda Android users. We're with you there, which is why we were really stoked to find this product. The Bluewave Bluetooth Audio Receiver is an adapter that converts any iPhone Speaker Dock into a wireless speaker system compatible with iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android, Windows Phone, Blackberry, and more! You did just read that correctly. Go back and find that iPhone dock that made you cry, Android friends. You can has nao! After a quick and easy setup, you'll be able to use that iPhone speaker dock with any Bluetooth capable smartphone. You don't even need to dock your device: just walk in range and your tunes will happily blast forth from the speaker dock. Product Specifications Play your music from any iPhone speaker system No iPhone required! Works with iPad, iPod, Android, Windows Phone, Blackberry Allows you to use your old dock with the iPhone 5! All you need is a Bluetooth capable device Automatically connects when you walk in range Check email, tweet, and play games while your tunes play Remote control function right from your device No need to dock: works totally wirelessly No hassle design uses a direct connection to the 30-pin iPhone speaker device Uses Bluetooth Version 2.0+ EDR for high quality audio Power is supplied via your iPhone speaker dock Wireless range: Over 30 feet
Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit
"Paper airplanes are awesome for relieving office boredom, attacking a coworker or sibling, or sending messages around the Ministry of Magic. But sometimes paper airplanes need just a little more oomph - a little more power. Well, the time has come to easily add that extra power with the PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit. First, make your airplane. Oooo, nice one. Then, you just slip your PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit propeller-stalk thing onto your paper airplane. It clips to the front, with the prop sticking out the back. Hold the battery pack up to the front and enjoy the sound of the propeller motor winding up. After 20 seconds (and don't do more, or you'll blow out the capacitor), you're fully charged and ready for at least half a minute of awesome, propeller-driven flight time. Get yerself an PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit, and you will be the ruler of the air! Please Note: Paper for paper airplane is not included. But, c'mon, you can just steal that from work. PowerUp™ Electric Paper Airplane Conversion Kit Add a rechargeable, motor-driven propeller to your paper airplane. Carbon fiber body - super durable and light weight. Designed by Shai Goitein. Charge Time: 20 seconds. Flight Time: approx. 30 seconds per charge. Batteries: 3 AA (not included). Dimensions: approx. 7.25"" long."
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect disaster wrought by adorable white bunnies. Guess we'll be seeing you on Chiron Beta Prime. Karotz is the redesign of the popular Nabaztag rabbit you may remember seeing on ThinkGeek about 5 years ago. He's back and better than ever! Customize your Karotz with any of the 400 apps available (or code your own). Your bunny can inform you of what's shaking on your social networks, publish your status updates, play your favorite music, and even serve as a check-in point that emails you a photo of your child when they arrive home from school. If you're in a long distance relationship, you can "marry" two bunnies together and they'll mirror each other's ear motions no matter how far apart they are. Karotz speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and can teach you new things or enable your laziness. That's no ordinary rabbit. Product Specifications Karotz is the smartest electronic lagomorph on the block Speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and wiggles his ears to serve and entertain you Some things you can do with Karotz: Monitor your home from your iPad, iPhone, or Android phone. If you're a parent, you can have Karotz email or text you when your kids get home from school. Post to Facebook or Twitter just by talking to your Karotz, even pictures, videos, and music. Have Karotz read the internet to you. Wake up with Karotz, who will play you the song of your choosing Play and learn: Karotz is a polyglot and can teach you a new language Hook Karotz up to any of 400 apps (with more on the way) to simplify your life (or at least make it more fun!) Package contains: 1 smart Karotz rabbit 1 power supply with international adaptors 1 mini-USB cable 1 user's manual 2 recordable Flatnanoz (yellow and green) Technical specifications: Windows/Mac/Linux compatible Arm 9 Processor, 400 MHz, 64 MB RAM 256 MB Flash Memory Integrated microphone Integrated speakers Volume control Wi-Fi antenna Webcam RFID reader 1 USB 1.1 port 1 mini-USB port 1 LED 360 degree rotating ears Removable ears (magnetic) 1 push button 4 languages: French, English, German, Spanish Dimensions: 9.6 x 5 x 5"
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Midnight Shot Extended Range Night Vision Camera
Digital cameras aren't exactly the most exciting gadgets these days... that's why you can trust your friends at ThinkGeek to up the ante and deliver the Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera. You get 12.0 megapixels and an invisible infrared flash to light up your subjects in total darkness. Or experiment with Infrared photography that lets you do crazy stuff like see through some types of fabric and materials. The Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera is switchable between standard photography mode and infrared night-shot mode. When you enter night-shot the infrared blocking filter normally over the lens retracts to let all infrared light through, at the same time a super-bright IR LED invisibly illuminates (to your eyes) the entire scene. You'll notice that during the daytime in night vision mode you can see through some types of clothing, paper and other various thin materials. This is because infrared light can penetrate these surfaces while light visible to the human eye bounces off. The Midnight Shot sees both visible light and infrared light, making both viewable to humans. If you want to accentuate this effect you can make your own (or buy) an infrared filter which allows only infrared light to pass through, eliminating the visible light spectrum. Here are some details: http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/04/the-improved-diy-infrared-filter-for-stygian-photogs/ Important Note: Respect the privacy of your fellow humans and don't use the Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera for evil. Product Features Night vision digital camera: Shoot in total darkness up to 20 feet Switch between night vision or daytime mode Shoots stills or videos Built-in IR illumination without flash Lens: f=7.45mmm Image Sizes: 1.3M: 1280 x 960 - 3M: 2048 x 1536 - 5M: 2560 x 1920 - 9M: 3488 x 2608 -12M: 3920 x 2490 Digital Zoom: 8x LCD Display: 3” LTPS LCD Focus: Fixed Focus Range: 0.4m ~ Infinity / Macro 0.12 - 0.4m Shutter: Electronic Shutter Speed: ¼ - 1/3000 seconds Exposure EV: AE/+-2EV (1/3 EV Step) Flash: Electronic Flash Night Vision: 3 LED IR Illumination Internal Memory: 16MB External Memory: Uses standard SD cards up to 8GB Photo Format: JPEG Video Format: AVI Video Resolution: 640 x 480 Battery: 900mAh 3.7v Li-ion Dimension/Weight: 97x59x18mm, 108.5g
Drinklip Portable cupholder
"It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you ""need"" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25"" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size)"
Video Swim Mask
Little did you know, all the underwater scenes in The Little Mermaid were filmed using Video Swim Masks. (You see, the local Merpeople Videographers Union 42 refused to work the project, so humans had to be used.) The scuba diver crewmen couldn't handle all their gear and their video cameras, so the great Mouse himself outfitted them with these stylin' yellow masks and told them to go forth and shoot all of the magic that happens under the sea. Take it from us, darling, it's better down where it's wetter and you'd better be wearing the mask that lets you capture video of the fishes dancing to the hot crustacean band. This is the world's only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera that works swimmingly in pools, lakes, or the ocean. Keep your hands free as you swim all the way to a depth of 15 feet! Turn the camera on, choose a mode (video or still) with the upper button, and press the shutter to record pictures or video. The friendly LED inside the mask lets you know which mode you've selected. Downloading images once you've gotten your land legs is simple - just plug the mask into your computer's USB port with the included cable. There's even software included that allows you to edit your content. The built-in 16 MB memory can store up to 27 high resolution pictures or up to 52 seconds of video. A microSD card slot allows you to expand memory up to 2GB for additional pictures or videos.
Think Gum Energizing Gum
Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery). If you like thinking (and we know you do), then get yourselves some Think Gum now - your brain will thank you. Each pack contains 12 pieces. For nutritional information, click here. And now, there's hardcore science to back it all up! Click here for a ThinkGum study summary in Appetite [PDF]
Glow in the Dark Constellation Creations
Whether you believe the stars are symbols of the gods, your ancestors looking down on you, or balls of gas billions of miles away, you can admit that there's something awe-inspiring about a cloudless, starry night. While forming a star takes the universe billions of years, you can create whole constellations on your ceiling or wall in just minutes with this kit. Simply tape up the constellation template, press a self-adhesive star through each hole, and remove the template. BAM, constellation. The stars charge by day via sunlight or your lightbulbs and when the lights go out, they'll glow until you fall asleep. Which begs the question, if you never fall asleep, will they glow forever? There's only one way to find out, kids! Product Specifications For Ages 5 Years and Up Create glowy constellations in just minutes 150 self-adhesive glow-in-the-dark stars 10 constellation templates with fun star facts Stars charge up by day and glow when its dark Just like real stars, they shine brightest when its fully dark Instructions and glossary of star terms included
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
Robot Tea Infuser
They don't have emotions (yet), but robots are slowly taking over all the boring jobs we didn't want to do ourselves. They skim our swimming pools, vacuum our floors, spy on our children, and now they brew us the perfect cup of loose leaf tea. If you've been waiting to hop on the loose leaf tea wagon, now is the perfect time to join the revolution. The Robot Tea Infuser is made of stainless steel. Pop open his chest compartment and load it with your favorite loose leaf tea. Close it up and he's ready for an invigorating dip in your hot tub mug of scalding hot water. His adjustable arms allow him to hang freely without getting his head wet. When your steeping time is done, the infuser tray below the robot prevents dripping as you carry him to the nearest waste containment vessel. Product Specifications Stainless steel tea infuser shaped like a robot Put your loose leaf tea in the robot's chest compartment His adjustable arms hug the sides of your cup as he takes a dip At the end of your steep, the infuser tray acts as a saucer to prevent drips Fits any size mug (he can hug them all!) Gift idea: Combine with Timmy's Tea Sampler
CB Radio iPhone Handset
Sometimes, when you're barreling down the highways of life, you just have to reach out your voice into the darkness and see who's there - to let the faceless void fill with your words and thoughts and peek into your soul for a time. Why? Because that's what truckers do. They do it with CB radios, just like TV and movies of the 80s taught us. Well, the 80s are in our past, but the tech has been adapted for our present. Presenting, the CB Radio iPhone Handset. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is just a lot of fun. Plug it into your iPhone (or any smart phone with a 3.5mm headphone jack) and get ready for loads of retro fun. A dial on the side turns the unit on and pumps up the volume, it's got a belt clip, blah blah blah. But the real joy of the CB Radio iPhone Handset is the mute button. All it does is mute the other side of the conversation, but what it really does is make the experience all the more like a real one-way CB dialog. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is great for whenever you want to talk to your good buddy and feel like the cubicle trucker you are. CB Radio iPhone Handset Looks just like you ripped it off an old CB radio. Microphone integrated into cord for better sound pickup. Features: Answer and Hang Up button. Volume Control and Power On/Off dial. Mute Button - mutes the other side to feel more like a real one-way CB radio. Belt Clip. Handset works as just a speaker, too! Works with any smart phone with a 3.5mm earphone jack including the iPhone 5 (Answer and Hang Up button, however, will only work on phones with this function). Batteries: 2 AAA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 3" x 2.6" x 0.8" - with 20" long curly cord (relaxed state).
Gummy Bear Light
"We love gummy bears for their deliciousness, but did you know these fun facts about our favorite chewy treat? Gummy bears originated in Germany, where they're known as Gummibärchen, which means ""rubber bear."" Haribo, the original gummy bear company, started in 1920. We wonder if speakeasies in the US soaked gummy bears in vodka... Many brands of gummy bears aren't vegetarian or kosher because they contain porcine gelatin. (We wonder where the bacon-flavored gummy bears are?) There was a fear that gummy bears made with bovine gelatin could transmit Mad Cow Disease to humans. After much testing, it was determined to be a ""minuscule"" risk. This particular gummy bear is not to be eaten. Really, he's made of plastic and he doesn't taste very good. He's an accessory that makes an adorable nightlight for a wee geek's room or quirky ambient lighting on the desk of a grown-up geek with a sweet tooth. Just squeeze his rubbery belly and the built-in LED will glow. Bullet Headline For Ages 3 and Up Red gummy bear makes a fun nightlight for your wee geek Adult geeks with a sweet tooth love them, too No matter how tasty it looks, do not eat it Squeeze the bear's belly to turn the light on or off Timer switch on the base provides a 1 hour automatic switch-off Batteries: 2 AA for portable use (not included) or plug in via a DC to USB cord (included). USB cord does not charge the battery. Dimensions: 3"" wide x 3"" deep x 7"" tall"
Mini Microscope For iPhone
"Every time we get a new iPhone accessory, we're like HOLY CRAP WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. Go on, ask the you from 20 years ago if you can imagine having a device that fits in your pocket that can check email, watch TV shows, video chat with your siblings from across the country... Yeah, the you from 20 years ago just told you to shut up. We know, that's what we said to us too. The Mini Microscope for iPhone transforms your smartphone into a mini microscope capable of 60x magnification. Attach the Mini Microscope to the camera lens of your iPhone 4 or 4S and you can zoom in on just about anything. Three built-in bright white LEDs will shed light on your subject and even allow you to reliably verify watermarks. And of course, since it is attached to your camera, you can take photos of everything you're examining and share them with the world. Bullet Headline Microscope attachment for the iPhone 4/4S Attaches to the lens of your camera Zoom in at 60x magnification Three built-in bright white LEDs included See tiny things, verify watermarks, and more Take photos of the things you're examining and share them Dimensions: approx. 1.46"" x 1.61"" x 0.67"" Batteries: 3x LR1130"
The LED Lighted Dog Collars
"This collar’s unmatched design features super bright LEDs. With 3 different light modes for complete visibility, this dog collar ensures that you and your pet can be seen up to 1/2 mile away during walks. It’s also soft, lightweight, water-resistant and fully adjustable. Small: 1"" wide, fits necks 11.5”-15.5"" Medium: 1"" wide, fits necks 15.5”-19.5"" Large: 1"" wide, fits necks 19.5”-23"""
Brookstone Bluetooth® Silicone Keyboard for iPad® Tablet
Brookstone Bluetooth® Silicone Keyboard for iPad® Tablet, Pink
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
Light Show Fountain Speakers
As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys in neon t-shirts. (We're sure it's a TCG.) Outside of Treasure Island, we can watch a show about pirates that involves fire and explosions. Then it's off to our favorite casino for some Texas Hold 'Em. If your trip to Vegas isn't complete without the fountain show at the Bellagio, our Light Show Fountain Speakers are relevant to your interests. Plug them into your iPod, mp3 player, or computer via the included USB cable and start up your tunes: the water inside will dance to the beat and the 4 multi-colored LEDs will light up. Take your tunes to a new level with the Light Show Fountain Speakers and your wallet to a whole new high since you won't need to go to Vegas for a fun fountain show. Product Specifications Let your music dance before your eyes Plug your iPod, mp3 player or computer in and start the music Water bounces to the beat Multi-colored LEDs light up the water Comes with water inside and is sealed tight Looks great in the dark Added Bonus: Awesome reflection on the ceiling. Make sure you look up USB cable included Compatibility: If you can plug it in via USB, it'll work! Power: 5v USB (can be plugged into a smartphone/tablet charger) Dimensions: 9 inches tall
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
iPhone Powered Personal Fan
Are you a “fan” of Apple products? Do you enjoy a nice cool breeze whilst being super cool on your iPhone? Are you having a good, hearty laugh at these puns? Then get yourself an iPhone Fan and be the ultimate fanboy or girl. Flexible blade material, lightweight construction, and a super quiet motor make this fan a breeze. (Okay, okay, we'll stop.) It uses minimal power to run and is compatible with all iPhones and iPod Touch models...
Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
SNES USB Controller
The early 90s gave us arguably the best console system ever created: the SNES. With games like Super Mario: All-Stars, Street Fighter II, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Super Mario World 2, Chrono Trigger, and Donkey Kong Country, it was a miracle that the world population continued to rise; most people stopped leaving their houses. But, sadly, technology advanced and SNES fell into the background. It became harder and harder to revisit the system when Nintendo continued to release better and better systems. The SNES was relegated to a box in the basement, attic, or storage unit, never to be seen again. But now we have the emulator! The emulator allows gamers to get the SNES system onto their computers and fall in love with their favorite games all over again. The only issue with computer play is that you’re limited to experiencing the best video game system ever made on your lousy keyboard. Meh. With the SNES USB Controller, all you need is a USB port and your tears will fade away. An exact replica of the original 6-button and directional pad brick controller, you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to a year before your SNES went up in smoke from too much gameplay. Product Specifications Plug and Play SNES controller to play emulator games No extra driver required, all you need is a USB port Super sensitive buttons for precision control Supports Windows and MAC
Andru - Android Robot USB Device Charger
We Android geeks are an interesting bunch. For all our various reasons, we are avoiding buying an iPhone. Maybe we like to customize our devices. Maybe we like having access to our files. Maybe we like options in general. No matter what the reason, we love our lil droids. And finally, we have an accessory just for us! Andru is made especially for Android phones, although he won't complain if you use him to charge other USB devices. Plug your USB device into his noggin and then plug his feet into the nearest power strip or outlet. He'll happily stand by while your device charges and let you pose his arms and tousle his antennae. Product Specifications Adorable Android charger for Android phones & USB devices Moveable arms and flexible antennae Eyes light up while charging and in standby Choose: Green, Dark (black), Chill (white), Andra (pink) Comes with his own stand and USB cable (micro) Input: 120 ~ 240v AC, Output: 5V/1A DC Material: Plastic with a soft matte finish Level V efficiency Dimensions: 2.5" tall, 48" cable
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
Automatic Wine Opener with Foil Cutter
"The only wine opener you’ll ever need. One-touch operation easily removes natural or synthetic corks Foil cutter is built right in—can’t be lost or misplaced Rechargeable—opens 50 bottles on a single charge Illuminated LED light ensures the unit is charging correctly Charging base and AC adapter included Measures 10.83""l x 3.16""w and weighs only 2.2 lbs. With one touch, this automatic wine opener removes natural or synthetic corks. The only automatic wine opener with a built-in foil cutter. You'll never have to search for a cutter again. Open your favorite vintage effortlessly—no struggling with corkscrews, no broken cork fragments in your wine. Just fit this sleek rechargeable opener over the top of the bottle and press the switch! Corks are neatly removed without spills or mess. A built-in foil cutter is included, making this the only wine opener you’ll ever need."
Rise & Shine® Wake Up and Color Changing Light
"Fall asleep and wake gently and find serenity any time of day. Dims/brightens (15 levels) Use for sleeping Use for waking Serenity light waves through 250 colors Wake up to FM radio Dual alarm clock, wake up to beeps Sound machine plays your choice of 5 soundscapes Patented technology simulates the rising sun to wake you gently as nature intended. Sleep mode feature slowly decreases lamp's intensity to aid in falling asleep peacefully. In the morning, ""sunlight"" gradually grows brighter, and is accompanied by your choice of five nature sounds or FM radio, to help you ease into your morning. Synchronized sleep and wake programs help the body with cues to fall asleep, sleep more soundly and wake more refreshed and revitalized. You'll awake refreshed with reduced grogginess. Alarm clock option lets you wake to beeps (complete with snooze button!). However you choose to wake, the Rise & Shine Light features dual-settings so two wake-up times can be set. Plus, it fits neatly on any bedside table. Find serenity anytime of day. Our Rise & Shine Light is more than a FM radio alarm clock or wake-up light. It’s also a color-changing serenity light. The serenity light program gradually waves through 250 different colors of light creating a serene and peaceful environment for you to relax. Combine this with the soothing melodies of the sound machine to complete the experience. Wake up with the “sunrise” and feel relaxed any time of day! Order your Rise & Shine Wake-up Clock and Color-Changing Serenity Light from Brookstone® today."
Wireless TV Headphones
Great sound without the wires! Lets you hear every detail in your TV show, movie or music 2.4GHz technology provides crisp, clear wireless sound up to 150' away from the transmitter—even through walls Goes where you do—to the kitchen for a snack or to check on the kids—so you never miss a word Wireless desktop transmitter has USB and AUX IN connections for TV, CD/DVD player, PC/laptop or MP3 player Features auto noise reduction and high-def audio with deep bass effect Soft-touch padded headphones Adjustable headband for a comfortable fit Headset uses 2 AAA batteries (not included) Take in a late night show while your partner sleeps. Stop fighting over the TV volume once and for all! With our 2.4GHz Wireless Headphones, you can get crisp, clear, LOUD sound without disturbing those around you. Late night sports game? Partial to the evening news? Now you can listen to your favorite programs while your partner sleeps soundly beside you. Easy to connect—plus premium sound! The headphones’ wireless desktop transmitter has USB and AUX IN connections for TV, CD/DVD player, PC/laptop, or MP3 player. You only need to pair the headphones and transmitter to an audio source once. Use the same audio source again, and the headphones will automatically pair to the transmitter once it’s connected! Soft-touch padded headphones let you listen in comfort for hours. Headset uses 2 AAA batteries (not included) for 10 hours of continuous play. It’s OK—turn it up! With our 2.4GHz Wireless TV Headphones, everyone will be happy. Order yours from Brookstone today!
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
Mini Cupcake Factory
"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, even now. That guy next to you? He's a Replicant. How do we know? He's walking the streets in the rain with no umbrella. That, and he failed the Voight-Kampff. In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air will be so thick, it will be dark in the middle of the day. Coupled with the almost constant rain, you'll need to find a way to stay dry and light your way to the noodle shop down the street. Even if you don't live in a quasi-futuristic Los Angeles and you aren't a Blade Runner, you can still have the coolest umbrella on the street. With a push of a button, the shaft lights up, illuminating you and your path. Now, even in the darkest of nights, you're a lot more visible to the cars on the street, making your long walk home through the rain a lot safer.
Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Laser Stars Projector
"Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10"" tall x 9"" wide x 7"" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b..."