Pop Quiz Clock
Pop Quiz, hotshot. Think back to a time when you were a young geek. Sure, you were brilliant at math, but being asked to solve problems on the chalkboard... That's the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, that time is over... Or is it? The smell of chalk, and the feel of the blackboard is still fresh in your mind. If you close your eyes, you can almost feel the eyes staring at your back as you labor to engage your brain and simplify the polynomial...
Star Trek Emotions of Spock Poster
Just as it is with your broccoli dogs, it is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want. For the Vulcans, our broccoli is emotion and even if emotion is covered in butter or tasty salad dressings, we still do not want it. Instead of attempting to force feed this emotional broccoli, we simply threw it out. Later, this caused issue when Vulcans entered the entertainment industry...
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Build Your Robot Family Car Decals
"Doesn't everyone always dream of building their own robot? It would cook, clean, empty the dishwasher, do the laundry. Maybe it could drive so you could nap in the car or maybe it would do the grocery shopping. Alas, the chances of building that dream robot are pretty slim once you've got three kids, a minivan, a dog...and a mortgage. But it's not too late! Now you can build your own family of robots with these mix and match robot family decals. Unlike those boring ""look how happy and nuclear we are"" traditional family decals, these nuts and bolts decals show the world that you are still cool, hip and rebellious! Now imagine if your children were actually robots. No more arguing about picking up their rooms, no more talking back. Straight A's. But, hey, one thing at a time. Product Specifications Build your own robot family with these mix-n-match decals More than 50 decals for endless combinations Decals for mom, dad, kids and pets Stick easily to any clean and flat surface Enough for two cars, a few windows, and some other places Each set includes 2 Dogbots and 2 Catbots (but with scissors, you could easily build additional Petbots from the parts of other robots!) Invented at ThinkGeek!"
$1.00 $11.99 (- 92%)
Bubble Wrap Suit
We had a dream: a dream of space travel, of living amongst all the aliens in the universe. Of course, were were mocked when we started wearing the bubble wrap suits. They thought we looked ridiculous. But who's laughing now? We are! (And we're flying through outer space while doing it, so our mockers looks very, very small.) Of course, there's always a jokester on board who decides it would be hilarious to pop all the bubbles in someone's suit. Listen, we know it's totally fun to do that, but now we have to buy a whole new suit for the big meeting with the aliens regarding a certain planet. They won't think we're cool if all our bubbles are popped. We can't break the ice at the interstellar mixer if there's nothing to pop! Product Specifications Bubble Wrap Suit for cosplay or everyday Inspired by the infamous space travel suit from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Only functional if used in conjunction with the word 'Zoltan". Recommended use with the 'Z' hand symbol as well. Elastic band waist on pants, hook and loop closure on jacket One size fits most adults: Chest (measure under armpits): 46" Waist (elastic band): 26" - 40" Inseam (crotch to floor): 30"
One Stop Chop Cutting Board
Your dog is going to hate this cutting board. In a normal kitchen, when one is prepping food for a meal, there's almost always a bit of carrot, a chunk of cheese, or a bit of bacon that falls to the floor and makes its way into the belly of an eager canine. With the One Stop Chop Cutting Board, these treats from heaven will be a thing of the past. The One Stop Chop Cutting Board is a raised, bamboo cutting board with three food prep containers. Slice and dice your ingredient, then use your knife to slide it directly into one of the drawers. Repeat for your other ingredients. Then pull out the drawers and dump your chopped ingredients directly into your pot or skillet. Bam! Food prep that is sliced, diced, and organized and with every morsel going directly where it should. Product Specifications Slice, dice, and organize like a master chef Raised cutting board with storage drawers underneath Bamboo surface treated with mineral oil, durable and beautiful Three prep drawers pull out so you can slide chopped food in them Bring the drawer to the stove for easy & spill-free cooking Materials: Bamboo surface, BPA-free plastic drawers, rubber feet Dimensions: 16" x 11" x 1.75" Drawer Dimensions: 3.5" x 8" x 1" (three drawers)
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Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorite Nintendo characters, grouped mostly by game. Collect Samus Aran, Ridley, and Metroid to complete the orange set, or Link, Zelda and Ganondorf to complete the green. Power-up your characters and build them toward being invincible. Zip your star past go, collect your $200 and drive your friends into bankruptcy. But we hear ya. You're sayin', "Monopoly takes FOREVER! I wanna kill my family members by the third hour! Mario isn't going to make it any better!" (Gosh, you're loud and demanding. Good thing we love you.) We're happy to announce that Nintendo Monopoly comes with Speed Play rules that keep the game fast and fun. So not only does Nintendo-izing it make it better, it makes it as speedy as Mario when he's high on invincibility star.
$29.99 $39.99 (- 25%)
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Few things in this world are pleasant if the words used to describe them include silent and deadly. We're talking about ninjas, here. What were you talking about? Ninjas are the silent assassins of the far east. Sent to kill their targets, or to die trying. Ninjas were designed to be completely undetected while they do their deadly deeds. They wore all black to remain invisible. They stepped softly to remain silent...
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
LEGO® Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp
You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5" tall
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Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
$4.99 $7.99 (- 38%)
Ah Choo Nose Shaped Pepper Grinding Mill: Hilarious Home Kitchen Gadget
Everyone nose fresh-ground pepper tastes best! Ah Choo pepper mill makes grinding a sneeze--make that breeze! Plastic. Approx. 4 x3 . Peppercorns not included.
KitchenAid 3.5 Cup Food Chopper
Mince, chop and puree with ease using the 3.5-cup Food Chopper from KitchenAid. With simple one-touch operation and two speeds, it features a domed lid with an opening so you can add wet ingredients like oil or broth while it's in use - perfect for making pesto or a small batch of soup.