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USB Super 16 Port Hub
$159.99 $63.99
USB Super 16 Port Hub
"When meeting a new person, the instant you tell them you work at ThinkGeek, you get interesting reactions. Most of them are ""OMG, you're so lucky!"" (Yep, we are!) The best one heard recently by one of our monkeys was, ""ThinkGeek... that's the place with all the USB stuff, right?"" It sure is! If it's cool and powered by USB, we probably have it. Problem is, most computers only have 2-4 USB ports. How are you supposed to choose between your humping dog and your pet rock? With the 16 Port USB Hub, you don't have to make that decision. Plug in your phone, iPod, flash drive, external HD, digicam, SnowBot, fiber optic Christmas tree, plasma ball, jellyfish mood lamp, pet rock, turntable, robot owl, humping dog, Lilliput mini monitor, LED beverage cooler, and missile launcher - at once. Its built-in power supply ensures you don't need another AC adapter and there's even a switch that allows you to switch the hub between two computers. Just don't come crying to us when you win the award for ""Most Annoying Cubicle Ever"" at work."
ThinkGeek
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
$24.99 $14.99
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
ThinkGeek
The Gun Mug
$9.99
The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
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Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
$14.99
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
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Whiskey Stones
$19.99
Whiskey Stones
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
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Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
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Roll-Up Keyboard
$19.99 $15.99
Roll-Up Keyboard
"With the popularity of netbooks, tablets, and other tiny typing devices, our fat fingers often yearn for a normal-sized keyboard. Alas, if we're traveling, our full-sized keyboard stays at the office with our docking station, so we are the Lords and Ladies of Typos. Or perhaps in your house there are tiny fingers on your keyboard... the kind of fingers that are often sticky and covered in who-knows-what? If you have geeklings, you've probably had your share of stuck keys and dead keyboards after a drink-related oopsie. Enter the Roll-Up Keyboard, ready to solve both problems! The internal components are sealed inside a single-piece silicone case, preventing damage from debris, moisture, and most anything you can spill on it. It's easily hand-washed with gentle cleansers and is constructed without screws or sharp edges, so it's perfect for kids or klutzes. The soft-touch keys, including numeric keypad, Sleep, Wake, and Power keys are silent and responsive for easy typing wherever you go. Just roll it up and stick it in your laptop bag. Product Specifications 108-key roll-up keyboard for typing on the go 100% silicone, latex-free construction, virtually indestructible Silent operation makes it ideal for computing away from home Ergonomic key arrangement, including Power, Sleep, and Wake keys Number, Scroll, and Caps Lock with LED indicators Easy-to-clean, hygienic surface resists dust, moisture, spills, and contaminants. Wipe clean with a damp cloth. (Do not clean with any harsh solvents.) 5,000,000 keystroke switch life Voltage: +5 V DC +/- 250 mA USB cable length: 50 inches Dimensions: 19"" x 5.5"" x 0.6"" Weight: 10 ounces Made for Windows, but works on Macs, too! (The Windows key works as the Command key on a Mac.)"
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Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
$49.99
Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System
If you put your hand far enough into the crack of your couch in the basement you're likely to find an old SNES game cartridge... reach a little further and out comes a pop rock encrusted NES cartridge. Problem is, no matter how far you burrow, you'll never come up with a full Nintendo classic game system... and you'll never ever find a system that plays both NES and SNES games. Well luckily the Retro Duo NES/SNES Game System is here to solve all your 8 and 16 bit gaming needs...
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
$12.99 $10.39
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
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Scratch & Scroll Mousepad
$12.99
Scratch & Scroll Mousepad
"The Note To Self evolves as we evolve. As teenagers, we grabbed a pen and wrote things on our hands or arms. Sometimes, this worked perfectly. At other times, we strained our brains trying to remember why we wrote 3:30 on our wrist. Where were we supposed to be? Make-up test? Karate? Picking up the little sister? D'oh. Then we got smart. We started keeping lists in Notepad. Then we remembered the milk. Then we had Evernote. Then we realized all the technology in the world wasn't catching EVERYTHING we had to remember, so we went old school with paper and pencil. Gosh, could this get any harder? It's certainly a case for hiring an evil henchman or three. The Scratch-n-Scroll is a mousepad and to-doodle list in one. The writing surface *is* the mousepad, so when the phone rings and you're having to jot down things quickly, you don't have to scramble for a pen. Simply jot notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus. It's just like that Magic Slate you had as a kid: lift up the semi-transparent sheet on top and the notes disappear, leaving a clean writing surface for next time. Bullet Headline Magic Slate meets mousepad! 9.4 "" X 8.4"" Slim, portable design Smooth scrolling surface like a standard mouse pad (but slightly larger) Non-slip back pad keeps it from sliding around your desk Works with any optical or ball-based computer mouse Write on the pad with your finger or the included stylus Lift the semi-transparent top sheet to erase"
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Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils
$49.99 $19.99
Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils
"Regular yellow pencils are boring. Sure they still write and erase and all that (and they smell and taste great - right?), but they really haven't changed much over the years. Well, get ready to see what happens to the classic pencil when it passes through our Awesome-fier 2000 machine. Get ready to see this Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils. Each Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils comes chock full of 25 of the coolest pencils ever. The Linden wood insides are black, as is the eraser. And as if that wasn't awesome enough, these pencils are triangular. Why? So they can't roll off your desk or table, that's why! Each pencil in this Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils is a top-of-the-line, fancy-pants pencil of pure writing superstardom. And you deserve no less. Box of Black-Wood Triangular Pencils The most awesomest pencils ever! Made by Rhodia - the hyper-cool company that's been producing kickbutt writing supplies since 1934! Black Linden wood body and black eraser look like no other pencil! Triangular pencils will not roll off your desk! Every bullet point gets an exclamation point! 25 pencils per box! HD lead grade and number 2, FTW! Dimensions: Full Box: 3"" x 2.5"" x 8""! Each Pencil: approx. 7.5"" long!"
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Golden Robot USB Flash Drive
$24.99
Golden Robot USB Flash Drive
Golden Robots are the wave of the future. Our old pal C3PO started the fad. Remember Tik-Tok? No, not that song you've heard blasted from your annoying neighbor's car stereo, the automaton from Return to Oz! Golden robots are all over Futurama: Calculon, Hedonism-Bot, and even alternate reality Bender! All robot, all gold, all the time. Suddenly feel the need for a golden robot companion of your very own? Getting a little sad about it, even? Well fear not! Our Golden Robot USB Flash Drive will stand by your side - and on its own two feet as it bends over, inserting its USB noggin into your computer. This USB Flash Drive is shaped like a little humanoid robot and is super shiny (in the literal and Firefly sense of the word). Pop off the round helmet to reveal the USB connector. His shiny gold brain will hold 4 GB worth of data: plenty for some tunes, important documents, and that program you're going to load into your company's bank software. The best part? He's posable! That's right - he's smart AND handsome. What a catch! Just don't tease him about being bald - he's a bit sensitive. Product Specifications Posable golden robot USB Flash Drive His brain holds 4 GB of data, ready to share with you Bend him, pose him, seat him by your laptop Shiny in the literal and Firefly sense of the word Be fashionable before it's fashionable: golden robots are the future!
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Laser Stars Projector
$169.99 $119.99
Laser Stars Projector
"Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes to conquer the entire Universe (and any parallel universes you might stumble across while conquering this one). And to properly conquer the known Universe, you'll need a a nice reliable star map. The Laser Stars Projector is not that map, but it sure does seem like one. And the second most important thing a Universe conqueror might do besides conquering Universes is seeming to conquer Universes. Keeps you buttered up for the real thing. Ok, carrying on then... When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. That's the only way we can describe it. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at the ThinkGeek headquarters has at least one 'Oh My Gods, that's Frakking brilliant!' moment. But ThinkGeek, what IS the Laser Stars Projector really? It's a unit about 10inches tall that projects a combination of green laser stars and blue (slightly ultraviolet-ish blue) clouds onto your ceiling, walls, pets, etc. Both the clouds and the stars are constantly moving and morphing, just like a proper Universe should. And there are literally thousands of green laser stars to look at. There are two ways you can adjust your Laser Stars Projector, first you can pivot the projector itself 180 degrees horizontally around the base so that you can control *where* it is projecting in your room. It can literally fill up an entire ceiling and portions of several walls at once. And the other thing you can adjust is the intensity of the blue gaseous clouds, from zero to full intensity. ThinkGeek, I'm a techie. How does it really work? The Laser Stars Projector utilizes a state of the art Diode Pumped, Solid State (DPSS) green laser combined with custom developed multiphase diffractive holographic optics, super luminous diodes and precision motors to produce the laser stars effect. The coherent light produced by the DPSS laser passes through a passive diffractive holographic optical element, which in turn passes through a circular periodicity electromechanical wheel, which is driven by a precision motor to create the soothing motion of the star field. So there. Hurry, get one before your friends do. Then plug it in, turn it on, and tune out... Features: Uses Green Laser and Holographic technology 2 built-in precision glass lenses Creates thousands of stars with or without blue cloud formations Ac Adapter Included (US Only - 120V) Unit Dimensions: 10"" tall x 9"" wide x 7"" deep Please note: It's difficult to portray what the Laser Stars Projector projects here in images because it works best in the dark. The images tend to mute the green stars and exaggerate the blue clouds a bit. But we've tried our b..."
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Diablo III Mistress of Pain Socks
$11.99 $8.99
Diablo III Mistress of Pain Socks
"We're pretty sure that Cydaea, the demon Maiden of Lust, was the original goth gal. Black corset, bare neckline, skull leggings adorning her legs...all six of them. Okay, maybe goths today don't have six legs, but her outfit was just made for clubbing, or lounging in the dark. And now you too can rock that look with these Diablo III Mistress of Pain socks. The skulls on your knees will certainly make others weak in theirs. And if a band of adventurers barges into your domain to rid the world of evil, no need for a costume change! You're already dressed for that party. Product Specifications Diablo III socks in alluring gold on black One size fits women's shoe sizes 4 to 10, and calf size 15""-16"" Buy three pairs and go to the next costume party as Cydaea!"
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Skull in Cage with Flashing Eyes Halloween Fancy Dress Decoration
£29.99
Skull in Cage with Flashing Eyes Halloween Fancy Dress Decoration
Skull in Cage with Flashing Eyes Halloween Fancy Dress Stage Prop. Fantastic quality prop for Pubs, Shops, Halloween Parties, Stage Productions etc. This foam cage features a skull with red flashing eyes. Attached to the top are chains and a hook for hanging. Approx dimensions are as follows: Height 12.5' (32cms), Width 9' (23cms), Depth 9' (23cms), Hanging Chain 5' (13cms). Requires 2 x AAA Batteries (Not Supplied) *Please Note - This is a Halloween/Theatrical prop not intended as a toy, it is not suitable for children under the age of 14.
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Halloween Metal Pumpkin Lantern
£12.99
Halloween Metal Pumpkin Lantern
Our gorgeous pumpkin lanterns add instant atmosphere to your home at Halloween. Made from metal with a cut-out 'jack-o-lantern' face, and finished with metal leaves and curled wire for decoration, this fantastic Halloween metal lantern gives a wonderfully ghoulish effect when a lit candle's placed inside! Achieve maximum spooky effect without the mess and effort of carving your own fresh pumpkin, with the added bonus that you can re-use it year after year! A small trapdoor at the back allows a tea light to be placed inside. Made from: metal Dimensions: Height 21cm Width 24cm Depth 20cm.
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Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
$19.99 $10.00
Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing Tetris in a game with no long pieces. Pivot Power made us squeal with nerdly glee. With up to six adjustable outlets, we can pivot this surge protector in such a way that we can actually use all the outlets. Every plug fits into every outlet. And if that wasn't cool enough, you can also use Pivot Power's ... powers to wrap around furniture or squeeze a surge protector into hard to reach places. (The long cord helps with that too!) With 672 joules of rock-solid protection, Pivot Power is poised to be our new favorite surge protector - why not give it a shot and see if you agree? Product Specifications Adjustable power strip that holds large adapters in every outlet Standard features six adjustable outlets, Jr. features four adjustable outlets: every kind of plug fits into every outlet No more unusable outlets! Just pivot and fit it! 672 Joules of rock-solid protection Flexible shape pivots around furniture and hard to reach places Crazy reach: Standard features four feet of cord with a flat head plug, Jr. features two Conforms to UL Std No. 1363, Certified to CSA Std C22.2 No. 21
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Silver Plated Love Heart
£20.00 £15.99
Silver Plated Love Heart
Remember being young and gifting your crush with a little Love Heart sweet? Or with a love letter they'll keep forever? Spread the love with a perfect replica of the classic Love Heart candy! Make somebody smile with a random little token of affection! We think this would make a lovely valentine's gift and if you're brave enough to leave one for your crush, we're pretty sure they'll get the hint! Now you can share the love the adult way, with these adorable silver plated love hearts that can be cherished forever. You know what they say, don't grow up - it's a trick. - J.F.
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Flower Grenade Throw and Grow
£12.00 £9.99
Flower Grenade Throw and Grow
Where there's dirt, there can be flowers! That's the premise behind the Throw and Grow Flower Grenade, the masters of 'guerilla gardening'. The grenade shaped, clay pot contains buttercup, poppy and ryegrass seeds with the idea being to drop them in desolate places so the pot smashes and the seeds can grow and create life! What happens to the smashed pieces of the pot, we hear our eco friendly friends people cry? That's the beauty of the biodegradable nature of clay, as the pieces will dissolve when it rains. So now you can drop those flower grenades any time you see a patch of unloved wasteland, and not be accused of littering, or worse... This guerilla tactic will be in the name of Mother Nature! - R.K. Features: Grenade shaped, clay pots contain seeds that grow when they're thrown (and smashed) The idea is to bring some flora and fauna to forgotten wasteland Each grenade contains wild flower seeds: buttercups, poppies and ryegrass Buttercups and poppies will take at least 3 weeks to start growing, ryegrass 1 week
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Spaghetti Western Spaghetti Measurer
£3.99
Spaghetti Western Spaghetti Measurer
Spaghetti is gorgeously tricky to eat and even harder judging how much you need to cook. Too much and you'll be left with a mound that will quickly turn to rubber. Not enough and you will be cursing the Spaghetti Gods for leaving you with the short straw (!). That is why this Spaghetti Western Spaghetti Measurer will solve your gastronomic needs. To measure your spaghetti servings, fill the stainless steel rings with dried spaghetti and you will have the correct portions for one to four people. Themed with a Spaghetti Western reference, the measurer is in the shape of a grumpy Sheriff with strategically placed spaghetti measuring holes acting as bulletholes. A case of 'The Good, the Bad and the al Dente'! - R.K. Features: Stainless steel rings measure spaghetti before cooking Measures servings for 2, 3 and 4 people Hand wash in warm, soapy water Not suitable for dishwasher use Size: Dimensions: 26 x 22 x 0.5cm Weight: 64g
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Terrorist Tea Pot
£16.99 £14.99
Terrorist Tea Pot
Teatime control! I know who you are I know where you live... and I demand milk and sugar! Take control of teatime. Have your demands met with the Terrorist Tea Pot but whatever happens don't let them see your face! The traditional British hand knitted cosy tends to resemble a woollen hat often featuring a bobble on top. According to comedian Billy Connolly if a man is left alone in a room with a tea cosy and he does not attempt to wear it he is not be trusted. Tea cosies in fiction include the eponymous items in Edward Gorey's The Haunted Tea Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas. Some tea cosies are just evil. The Suck UK Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including a tea pot and a balaclava tea cosy. The pot holds 1.5 litres (50oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea! A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown the scary or the inexplicable the kneejerk reaction is to laugh which may go some way to explaining why some zany creator came up with the Terrorist Tea Pot a dichotomy if ever there was one. So if you like your tea aggressively strong then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and a top cuppa - we say make tea not war! Features:    A very menacing tea pot with dark intimidating eyes A balaclava tea cosy to keep the identity of your tea-time terrorist a tightly guarded secret Tea pot holds 1.5l (50oz) Cups spoons and saucers not included. Please note: Do not let children handle scolding water or tea. Size: Dimensions: 48.5 x 22 x 67.5cm    Weight: 8.3kg
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Lumadot LED Umbrella
$29.99 $14.99
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
ThinkGeek
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
$34.99
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
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FieldCandy Space Tent
$789.99 $399.99
FieldCandy Space Tent
"When we pitched this tent at ThinkGeek HQ, it was an awe-inspiring moment. It is just so darn beautiful. Luckily, while it is full of stars (at least the flysheet is!), entering the tent will not transport you to a faraway star system, unless that's what you usually dream about while sleeping. At the moment, Stephonee (Inventory Monkey & SpaceTweep Extraordinaire) has claimed it as her new office space. We only see her when she has to come in to use the bathroom. Hold on to your SeV hoodie, because we're going to tell you all about this limited-edition beauty: Limited Edition Artwork With the limited edition, digitally printed, designer flysheet (only 195 in the world with the ""Spacious"" design!) and you'll be hard-pressed to find a twin to your tent wherever your camping adventures may take you. Heavy-duty Construction The base tent is a high-performance A-frame storm tent, based on the hardiest expedition tents on the market today. Extreme weather is no problem. Flysheet The flysheet is 100% polyester, flex & tear tested, highly UV fade resistant, and waterproof to a minimum of 3m hydrostatic head. It is treated with Ultra-Fresh to prevent buildup of nasties like fungus and bacteria and coated with teflon for ultimate strength. The flysheet also provides you with a ""front porch"" to your tent, where you can store items that you don't want in your sleeping space. Pin back one or both sides of the front porch area to let more light into your inner tent. Zippers Zippers are from YKK, the world's leading manufacturer of zippers. The flysheet features a YKK zip with large inner and outer toggle protected by a Velcro zip cover. Pegging Points Pegging points are strong elastic and adjustable for security and stability. They're designed to prevent roof dipping and groundsheet rucking and include storm guy lines for extra protection in bad weather. Pegs FieldCandy pegs are hardened aluminum, extra strong and nigh-impossible to bend. A handy little hole is drilled in there for your custom peg puller. Spare pegs and a hammer for knocking pegs into the ground are included. Poles High quality, high strength, lightweight, precision-engineered aluminum alloy poles are quick and easy to set up. With a little wiggle they slot together all by themselves! Inner Tent Modern tents are made of plastic and hold moisture inside, resulting in a miserable muggy atmosphere. FieldCandy's inner tent is 100% natural cotton that breathes, making the air inside much drier and more comfortable. FieldCandy inner tents are sewn with cotton and the flysheets with treated polyester, both through flat felled seams, which are then seam sealed for maximum performance. Sleeping Space Bigger than your average 2-person tent, FieldCandy's inner tent has a light grey interior, a mesh window for ventilation & light, and a place to hang your lantern. You won't DIAF either, because the inner tent is fire retardant to EU and US standard CPAI-84. (But always be sure to keep all fire f..."
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Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
$29.99
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
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Video Swim Mask
$99.99 $39.99
Video Swim Mask
Little did you know, all the underwater scenes in The Little Mermaid were filmed using Video Swim Masks. (You see, the local Merpeople Videographers Union 42 refused to work the project, so humans had to be used.) The scuba diver crewmen couldn't handle all their gear and their video cameras, so the great Mouse himself outfitted them with these stylin' yellow masks and told them to go forth and shoot all of the magic that happens under the sea. Take it from us, darling, it's better down where it's wetter and you'd better be wearing the mask that lets you capture video of the fishes dancing to the hot crustacean band. This is the world's only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera that works swimmingly in pools, lakes, or the ocean. Keep your hands free as you swim all the way to a depth of 15 feet! Turn the camera on, choose a mode (video or still) with the upper button, and press the shutter to record pictures or video. The friendly LED inside the mask lets you know which mode you've selected. Downloading images once you've gotten your land legs is simple - just plug the mask into your computer's USB port with the included cable. There's even software included that allows you to edit your content. The built-in 16 MB memory can store up to 27 high resolution pictures or up to 52 seconds of video. A microSD card slot allows you to expand memory up to 2GB for additional pictures or videos.
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Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
$129.99
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
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Ghostbusters Plush w/ Sound
$9.99
Ghostbusters Plush w/ Sound
"When there's something strange, in the cubicle farm. WHO YOU GONNA SQUEEZE? Ghostbusters Plush! If the boss is mean, and it don't look good. WHO YOU GONNA HUG? Ghostbusters Plush! If you ain't afraid of no ghost, or if you are not afraid of any ghost, keep a couple in your office space. Squeeze a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to hear the chorus of the Ghostbusters theme song. Rather have something a little more grotesque? Squeeze Slimer and he'll make noises that will cause your neighbors to peek over their cube walls, prairie dog style. Perhaps they're afraid of ghosts? Product Specifications 9"" tall plush from the Ghostbusters movies - hug one! Stay Pufts: Squeeze to hear the Ghostbusters theme song Slimer: Squeeze to hear gross Slimer noises Choose: Happy Stay Puft, Angry Stay Puft, Slimer"
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Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
$29.99
Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tuned exactly to your finger length. After all this effort, you still get pwned by n00bs. What's the problem? Your rig may be awesome, and your brain may be sharp and quick, but if your body doesn't respond to your brain's commands correctly, you may as well be playing with mittens on. You need physical conditioning, Daniel-san, and there'll be no wax-on-wax-off, no sand-o-floor, no paint fence. The Xtensor is the only product on the market to perform with true biomechanical correctness, able to stimulate muscles and tendons in the hands, wrists and elbows that have been virtually off limits to all other devices. Repetitive gripping and squeezing of your game-controller or mouse forces extended isometric contractions of the flexor muscles of the hands and fingers producing an unnatural imbalance over time as the hands operate in a mostly closed position. For this reason, patients with hand, wrist and elbow disorders experience unnecessarily long healing times and high reoccurrence rates. Everybody got that? Flexing with the Xtensor between gaming sessions will make your reaction-times much quicker, and will mean no cramping hands after all-night fragging sessions.
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Broadsword Handle Umbrella
$39.99
Broadsword Handle Umbrella
King Arthur rode the land; the sound of clattering coconuts close behind him. He was searching, searching, but for what, he knew not. And still he searched. At long last, he came, exhausted, to a lake. He dismounted and allowed Patsy to get a drink. Alas, a dark cloud shadowed the lake and began gnashing its teeth and pouring out rain over history's greatest King. Suddenly, a chorus of angels was heard and a shaft of light illuminated a woman's hand rising from the water. It held the famed Excali-brella. King Arthur took it, and was wet no more. Patsy, however, developed a small cold. We commemorate this much chronicled event with the Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Really, nothing more needs to be said. Just look at it. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella is gorgeous. Its massive handle looks like you could draw forth a blade and cleave the raindrops in twain before they even had a chance to hit the ground. No form of precipitation will mess with you when you are armed with a Broadsword Handle Umbrella. Goes great with any business suit of armor or really, even just business casual chain mail. The Broadsword Handle Umbrella - just buy one already.
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Wee Ninja
$19.99 $9.99
Wee Ninja
Ninjas, traditionally, are stealth assassins - trained in a variety of fighting styles. There are times, however, when combat isn't required; when struggle needs not the exquisite edge of the blade, subtler means become necessary. Snuggles. Wee Ninjas spend most days training, and most nights ninjaing. When they're not ninjaing, they're perfecting the art of the Stealth Hug. They're also quite adept at the Sneak Snuggle, and the Fists of Tickle Fury. Cloaked in the night, these Wee Ninjas are perfect for cuddling their quarry into submission. The Wee Ninja is 9 inches tall and 8 inches wide, while his younger cousin, pocket ninja, is 5 by 5. Both ninja are as plush and cuddly as they are deadly.
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Mini Cupcake Factory
$26.99 $17.54
Mini Cupcake Factory
"Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in the office squee with delight! One only has to look at adorable pictures of miniature horses to know the truth of this. So, in the epic battle of cake vs. cupcake, the cupcake has one point for its teenyness, if that's even a word. Another advantage the cupcake has is, due to its size, it has an extremely high crust-to-cake ratio. You know, that outer layer of extra caramelized batter that's soaked up some of the oil and has a slight give to the crumb? Nummy. Also, again - size related, the cupcake cooks in a mere 5 minutes time. So, if you include the time spent mixing and heating the cupcake pan, you're only 10 minutes away from craving to nomming delicious hot cupcakes! ThinkGeek knows you love cupcakes - mostly because we love cupcakes. Consequently, when we found this electric mini cupcake pan, we knocked over little old ladies to get at them. Each one of these little pans heats up in minutes, and cooks 7 cupcakes at a time in 5 short minutes. So you can go from craving to mixing to eating hot delicious cupcakes in less time than it takes to make five 2-minute eggs. Maybe our math is wrong? Apropos of nothing: in the UK, they're called ""fairy cakes."" Unfortunately for our british friends, though, this little guy only has a US 110v plug. Which is fine, really. More for us!"
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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
$49.99
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
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Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
$29.99 $6.99
Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
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Sow and Grow Bug Eating Plants
£8.49 £7.99
Sow and Grow Bug Eating Plants
Kids will love to grow their own carnivorous plants This gift box includes everything needed for kids to grow their own insect-eating plants. They will learn about nature and have fun whilst sowing and growing Venus flytrap plants and pitcher plants. Say no to insects and banish the bugs. Gift box contains: 1 packet of Venus flytrap plant seeds 1 packet of pitcher plant seeds 3 coconut husk starter pots 3 coconut husk compost discs which expand when watered 3 wooden plant markers Sow and Grow booklet with growing tips and puzzles Disclaimer: This pack contains real plant seed. The seed can die before or after germination. Please plant your seed as soon as possible. Due to the varying nature of the conditions that the seed are stored and grown in neither Gift Republic Ltd nor any other company supplying this gift can accept any liability in relation to any non-performance of the seed or coir discs and pots. Occasionally due to the nature and availability of the seed it may be necessary to substitute certain seed varieties with alternatives. Images shown are for illustrative purposes only. Please retain packaging for future reference. This is a novelty gift and must be regarded as such. Warning! Not suitable for children under 36 months. Choking hazard.To be used under the direct supervision of an adult.
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Garden Zombie
$99.99 $89.99
Garden Zombie
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
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Sundial and Stardial Pendants
$39.99
Sundial and Stardial Pendants
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to advertise those juicy bacon cheeseburgers on TV and ruin our diet plans? Yeah, see, now you're paranoid too. We've taken the mirrors out of our bathrooms to avoid that classic horror movie moment, too. We recommend you do the same. Preventative paranoia is the key to success. Part of our plan is eschewing traditional watches for the sundial. Inspired by designs from Babylonia, Egypt, the Celts of Northern Europe, the Mayans and Incas and Aztecs, we've found the most imaginative and accurate wearable sundials anywhere. Instructions for reading your new sundial are included. Batteries, however, are not. They're not needed! Who needs batteries to sense the rhythms of the solar system? Guaranteed to work as long as the sun rises... and we don't want to think about the day that stops happening. How the Sundial works... On a sunny day, suspend the sundial by its black satin cord. Through a tiny hole, a thin ray of sunshine will illuminate a number on the inside of the dial showing the time of day. This Aquitaine sundial was named after Eleanor of Aquitaine, who gave one to King Henry II of England so Henry would know when to return from the hunt for their love trysts. (One must always be timely for love trysts. Tryst us on that one.) How the Stardial works... Set the middle wheel to the month, hold the dial upside down, and sight the North Star through the center hole. Move the top of the dial's arm to align with the uppermost stars of the Big Dipper, and read the time on the inner dial where the arm crosses the hour mark! Star dials were first used in the 15th century by navigators and are extremely accurate because they are based on the North Star. Product Features Pewter sundial & stardial ring pendants Tell the time without electricity, gears, or other technology Modeled after historical timepieces Approximately 1.3 inches (3.3 cm) in diameter Comes with a 30" black silk cord (or supply your own chain)
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