Easter Tulips Happy Easter Lunch Napkins (16 count)
These Easter Tulips Lunch Napkins (16 count) have a light green background with fresh pink and yellow tulips on them and the words Happy Easter.
Beanbag Cellphone Chair
Your cellphone is a trusted friend. It has been there for you when you needed a ride, felt lonely, or just had to talk to your mom. All it has asked in return is the occasional charge. Your phone loves you, so it's about damn time you did something nice for it. You can start with a nice place for your phone to sit. Sure, some may laugh at you, but your buddy deserves the best. You owe it to your phone to make his downtime the most comfortable possible...
West Bend Egg & Muffin Toaster 4-Slice, Black
Find Toasters at Target.com! The Back to Basics egg and muffin toaster is designed to toast 4 slices of bread and has an attached a poacher to accommodate 2 eggs. It can also reheat or defrost precooked meat. This multifunction toaster has 4 wide slots to toast bread, bagels or croissants. The egg and muffin toaster has a removable crumb tray to make cleanup a breeze. The browning level can be adjusted for toasting the bread to the desired color. This 4-slice toaster has a cool-touch exterior for safe handling. The non-slip base offers stability during use. Color: Black.
QUESADILLA MAKER PERP9.5 NONSTICK GRIDS EASY CLEAN
Hamilton Beach Small Appliances Quesadilla Maker 95 Nonstick Grids Easy Clean
Cubic Zirconia Clip Post Earrings
CZI3345: Features: -Earrings.-Material: Sterling silver.-Top quality man made gem.-Tarnishing and scratching resistance.-Hard durable metal.
"Sometimes you don't want big, flashy statement apparel that shouts ""I AM A GEEK!"" For instance, in corporate America, our t-shirts are generally frowned upon. For places that consider polos and khakis casual wear, we have an option that lets you show just a little bit of your true self any day of the week: superhero earrings. These earrings, made from surgical stainless steel, feature Marvel and DC Comics icons. The discs are each 1/4"" in diameter with a slightly domed appearance. On the die-cuts, the Punisher is 1/4"" wide by 3/8"" tall. The Batman is 3/8"" wide by 1/4"" tall. The Superman is super-sized: 5/8"" wide by 1/2"" tall. All have 18-gauge posts with butterfly-style, friction (push) backs. Product Specifications Sold as a pair. Made from 18G 316L surgical stainless steel. Not intended for use by children 12 and under. Dimensions: Discs are 1/4"" diameter. Die-cut are 1/4"" x 3/8"". For our customers with nickel allergies: these are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel."
Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
BiKN for iPhone - Lost & Found Tagging System
"Unless you're hyper-organized, we can bet you've lost something in the past week. Your keys? (Under the pile of mail.) Cell phone? (In the bathroom.) Purse? (In the kitchen.) Dog? (Visiting the neighbors.) Kid? (Looking for Narnia in your closet.) Cash-stuffed aluminum briefcase? (Replaced with a decoy and already long gone.) If you've ever wished you could keep tabs on everything important with just the tap of a finger, BiKN (beacon) does just that. The BiKN iPhone case syncs with two thumb-sized tags, which you can attach to the things you lose most frequently. Launch the free app and you can track those items from your phone. The Find Mode will lead you directly to the location of your tag. Page Mode will send a message from your phone to the tag. And our favorite, Leash Mode sends you an alert if the tag (attached to your child, pet, or cash-stuffed aluminium briefcase) wanders too far from you. What if you lose your phone, you ask? Easy. The BiKN tags can page your phone's case, even if your phone is off or dead. Get one for the scatterbrained mastermind in your life. Product Specifications Smart case for iPhone 4/4S finds your lost items Thumb-sized BiKN tags can be clipped to your keys, purse, kids, or dog Precision-designed to be sleek and durable Three location modes: Find: Launch the app and it will lead you to the tag. Leash: Set an alert to sound on your phone if your tag gets too far from you. Page: Send a message from your phone to broadcast from your tags. Use a tag to find your phone, even if your phone is off or dead Color: Black & blue case with gray & blue tags Includes: 1 Smart case for the iPhone 4/4S 2 BiKN tags MicroUSB charger Free myBiKN app (download in the App Store) Tag Dimensions: 2.3"" tall x 1"" wide Batteries: Tags hold a charge for several weeks, recharge via microUSB (included)"
BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure...
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Brownie Bar Factory
No, no, we don't want to chomp on the wee Girl Scouts. They are the suppliers of Thin Mints, after all! We're taking about fresh from the oven, warm, fragrant, chocolatey brownies. The kind that are crunchy on the edges and soft in the middle. When the going gets tough, we want to be in our Mommy's kitchen right at the moment when she hands us our corner piece from the brownie pan. When you're craving brownies, you don't have to call Mom anymore. (But really, she'd appreciate a call now and then for other reasons.) Just pull out your Brownie Bar Factory and a box of your favorite brownie mix. Follow the directions on the brownie mix box and then pour the thick chocolate batter into the molds, close the top, and in 15 minutes, you will have a half dozen piping hot and delicious brownie bars. We will warn you that for your waistline's sake, it's best to bake brownies when friends and family are around. They are delicious and tempting and you will eat all six by yourself if left to your own devices. Our recommendation? Grab some ice cream and hot fudge and have a Brownie Sundae Party. Just be sure to invite us, okay? Product Specifications Bake a batch of brownies in 15 minutes Makes 6 brownie bars, each 1.8 x 3.5 x 1 inches Works with any brownie mix or recipe May work with cake or cookie mix if you're willing to do some experiments in the name of Bakery Science. (Remember to eat your mistakes!) Stores vertically so it fits in small spaces Uses 25% less electricity than a conventional oven BPA-free, FDA compliant food-safe materials used throughout PTFE & PFOE free non-stick surface Dimensions: 10 x 4 x 7.9 inches
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
Embroidered Open Knit Scarf
A semi-sheer scarf featuring an open knit pattern with colorful embroidered streaks. Frayed ends. Knit. Lightweight. DETAILS:51.25'' W x 51.25'' L 66% polyester, 34% viscoseWash and dry with like colors Imported
Violet Plus +Advance Colored Contact Lenses
Get an Instant makeover with color contact lenses! Accessorize your eyes with the +Advance color enhancer. It's more than just the dual or tri tone.
TOO TOO 0.3 OZ ROLLERBALL BLACK
Betsey Johnson™ introduces Too Too, a new sensational fragrance inspired by her love of dance and her passion for flirty fashion. Too Too is a fun, fresh perfume targeting the "it" girl who is youthful and effervescent. The vibrant scent is comprised of sweet passion fruit, sparkling mandarin, ginger, and strawberry leaves spun together with an underlying delicate pink musk that suggests femininity and warmth. To round it out, jasmine, Bulgarian rose, patchouli, sandalwood, and vanilla add just the right touch of radiance. With a vivacious packaging design and an alluring scent, Too Too conveys the free spirit of today's sexy, modern girl who is playful, cool and flirtatious. Rollerball. Carton is 4 1/2" high; 1" wide; 1" deepPerfumes and lotions can only be shipped UPS ground to addresses in the 48 contiguous United States.
Coach Poppy For Women 3.4 oz EDP Spray By Coach
COACH POPPY women's perfume was launched by the designer house of COACH in 2010. This scent possesses a blend of cucumber flower, mandarin, freesia, jasmine, water lily, gardenia, crccme br_l_e accord, cedarwood, sandalwood, vanilla and whipped marshmallow.
Snooki For Women 3.3 oz EDP Spray By Nicole Polizzi
All the way from the Jersey Shore, your favorite reality star brings you Snooki by Nicole Polizzi, the new fragrance for women. Exclusive to Perfumania, this fragrance embodies Snooki's personal style, incorporating leopard and zebra print and notes that are reminiscent of her favorite things on the boardwalk.This new women's fragrance, released in 2011, features the following notes: chilled lychee, quince flower, cool kiwi, pink cupcake accord, white jasmine flower, beach flower, sexy woods, seaside driftwood and sugared musk.
Mr Suicide Bathtub Plug
"Pushing the envelope with everyday objects, this universal bathtub plug designed by Massimo Giacon in 2000, features a ""dead"" Mr. Suicided that floats to the surface when you take a bath. Made in Italy.• 1 3/4x1 1/2""-4x4,4 cm"
Blood Bath Shower Gel
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to take a shower himself (filming a Hitchcock film is hard work, you know). Lucky for him, stashed away with his knife and wig, he has a bag of Blood Bath Shower Gel. And that means he'll not only get clean, but he'll have fun doing it. Blood Bath Shower Gel the perfect addition to your gory bathroom. It smells like cherry, cleans ya real good, feels and looks like extra thick blood, and has a rope to hang it from any nook or cranny of your shower. And hang it you will, because then the IV-styled blood bag will really show off its good looks. This crimson cleanser goes great with your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat (see below)! Blood Bath Shower Gel - it murders grime.
Nail Polish Dryer - Monkey Shape
Don't have enough patience to wait for your nails to dry? Afraid that you will mess up your freshly painted nails and have to do it all over again? Now with our cute monkey blower, your time and work will be saved! You just need to put your finger on the plate of bananas and the monkey will blow and dry your nail polish automatically!
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Beats by Dr. Dre Solo HD On-Ear Headphones - Bubble Gum Pink (900-
Find headphones and headsets at Target.com! Beats by dr. Dre solo hd headphones are made to be a lighter, on-ear version of studios. Compact enough to fit in your purse, beats solo headphones carry the powerful signature sound beats products are famous for. clearer sound. Deeper bass. beats solo hd on-ear headphones feature the original beats by dr. Dre signature sound profile in a smaller, sleeker, more colorful package. You get crystal clear highs and deep, rumbling lows in a lightweight headphone perfect for long listening sessions. almost impossible to break. every pair is now constructed of super-durable, flexible material, reinforced with a metal strip to...
USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Swarovski Holly Starfish Pierced Earrings
Glittering stars make a subtle statement of prettiness on any occasion. This pair of rhodium-plated earrings have clear crystals set in pavÃ©. The tiny crystals play with light in beautiful ways that people are sure to remember! The earrings come as a pair. Dimensions: 5/8 in x in
Betsey Johnson Rose Bud Stud Earrings
Evoke vixen-style glamour with these Betsy Johnson rose bud stud earrings. Featuring hematite accents with a glittery finish.
LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti
Times have changed since you got caught for doodling that cute girl's name on your desk in elementary school. Now you can mark your territory in a non-permanent electronic fashion with the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti. This set of 20 different LEDs each has a battery and a magnet attached. Pull the tab to activate, then toss them on any ferrous metal surface... they stick and glow brightly announcing to everyone in the vicinity that you were indeed there. But make sure you stick the LED Magnetic Digital Graffiti on stuff you own, or are able to remove them later... because gone are the days when you can post funny battery powered LED signs all over Boston and get away with it. WARNING This is not a toy. Keep away from children as this item contains small magnets and batteries. Make sure you use the Magnetic Digital Graffiti responsibly. Do not apply to property which is not your own.
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...