The Gun Mug
Most mornings, caffeine is required before your brain properly engages. Attempting to startle or aggravate a geek before he's had his morning jolt is asking for a world of hurt. Geeks can be downright snippy before they've had a chance to properly wake up. Extreme care must be taken in these circumstances. Every morning, without fail, there's that worthless jerk in the office that's been awake with the sun, and, with extreme perkiness, tries to engage you in mindless banter. Your synapses fire just enough to remind you that, indeed, you hate that guy. Relying entirely on your lizard brain to work the controls on the coffee dispenser, you pour a piping hot cup-o-joe into your Gun Mug. Seeing the handle and the trigger-grip, said jerk gets the message quickly and backs the hell off. Nobody wants to mess with a geek with a gun. Even if that gun is only loaded with coffee. Features Black ceramic coffee mug with pistol grip Looks bad-ass in your hand Holds 8 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Five by three by four inches Gun mug safety is no joke. Keep your gun mug properly maintained and clean at all times Dishwasher safe
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
Key West 8-Piece Queen Bedding Set
Give your room a vacation vibe. A must for the beachcomber, this tropical set shows off shells and star fishes. The square decorative pillow continues the theme with an embroidered seashell to top it all off. From Victorian Classics.
WEN(R) by Chaz Dean Healthy Hair Care Kit
A three-piece set of WEN essentials for gorgeous, healthy hair. Cleanse, condition, nourish, and repair your locks with this collection of WEN favorites for all hair types. The five-in-one Cleansing Conditioner will pamper and invigorate your stressed-out tresses with its luxurious formula of herbal extracts like aloe leaf juice and sweet almond oil. The Re Moist Intensive Hair Treatment is a super nourishing, weekly mask that promises to give your hair more body and a beautiful, healthy shine. The Replenishing Treatment Mist is a lightweight, hydrating formula specially designed as a quick pick-me-up to increase volume and body between washes. This set contains: - 12 oz Sweet Almond Mint Cleansing Conditioner - 2 oz Sweet Almond Mint Re Moist Intensive Hair Treatment - 2 oz Sweet Almond Mint Replenishing Treatment Mist It is formulated Without: - Sulfates - Phthalates Designed to streamline your daily hair cleansing routine, the Cleansing Conditioner replaces shampoo, conditioner, deep conditioner, detangler, and leave-in conditioner. Research results: Based on a 3-week study of participants using the Cleansing Conditioner: - 97% agreed their hair was shinier - 90% agreed their hair had more bounce and body - 90% agreed their hair was less frizzy
Nail Polish Dryer - Monkey Shape
Don't have enough patience to wait for your nails to dry? Afraid that you will mess up your freshly painted nails and have to do it all over again? Now with our cute monkey blower, your time and work will be saved! You just need to put your finger on the plate of bananas and the monkey will blow and dry your nail polish automatically!
Ed Hardy Limited Edition Notebook Skin, Love Kills Slowly
Popular, tattoo-inspired design adds unique style to your notebook Compatible with most notebooks up to 17in. wide. Skins can be cut and customized to fit your computer. Easily removable with no scratches or residue.