USB Squirming Tentacle by ThinkGeek
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Marshmallow Fun Company Marshmallow Shooter, Camo Series
The Camo Marshmallow Shooter delivers loads of fun, firing miniature marshmallows at a range of approximately 30 feet. Hunt down the neighborhood prey or surprise an enemy from a camouflaged position. The Camo Marshmallow Shooter magazine holds 25 rounds for non-stop fun! The Camo Marshmallow Shooter brings a whole new meaning to having marshmallows around the campfire. The Camo Marshmallow Shooter is perfect for kids, teens, and even adults who want to get out a little harmless aggression. The Camo Shooter is also an excellent toy as it gives your kids more physical activity with family and friends. The Camo shooter is part of the Marshmallow Shooter toys that won the Creative Child Magazine s 2004 Seal of Excellence Award. Place your order for one of the top marshmallow shooters on the market. No matter how civilized you are, no matter how refined your etiquette, sometimes you need to get in touch with your Inner Commando and let out a little harmless aggression. If that sounds right, then the new camouflage Marshmallow Shooter is the model for you. Pump action fires mini-marshmallows 30 feet in rapid succession. Perfect for raiding pool parties and backyard barbecues! The easy-to-refill magazine holds 20 rounds of super-soft ammo for nonstop action -- enough to softly pelt deserving neighbors, family members and coworkers. Victory is sweet!
The Marshmallow Shooter is an excellent addition to the office arsenal, shooting calamitous confections over 30 feet. It is easy to fire and reload, making it perfect for quick attacks (or rapid defense). The Shooter holds up to 20 marshmallows for extended office campaigns, and is capable of rapid fire for laying down cover for coworkers. Truly Ammo-licious! The Marshmallow Shooter is a Creative Child Magazine 2004 seal of excellence winner - which means it is perfect for the office...
Most offices have many levels, both in social structure and in geometric space. This can present difficulties when planning office raids and attack strategies. For many missions a rapid fire, sugar-spewing shooter is what is needed (see the Marshmallow Shooter below). But sometimes that's just not enough. For the times when you need heavy fire, you need the Marshmallow Blaster. Firing one regular sized marshmallow (not included) at a time, the Marshmallow Blaster has the power to hit targets up to 40 feet away. Easy to load and reload. Just pump the handle to build up air pressure, then lock and load a marshmallow. The handle of the pump conveniently doubles as a stock for added stabilization. You can even load up a shotgun blast of mini marshmallows, for a good scatter shot. This is the Sultan of Sugary Shoot-outs, the Colossus of Confectionary Combat, the Bazooka of Bite-Sized Bonbons - you get the idea. Add a Marshmallow Blaster to your arsenal and office domination is almost guaranteed. And, dare we say, victory will indeed be sweet. The Marshmallow Blaster can fire any brand of regular sized marshmallows, sold separately. Remember, marshmallows are a fat free projectile.
Beating Heart Stress Relief Pillow
"We're no stranger to stress here at the ThinkGeek office. We toil night and day tortuously sorting through shiny new toys and electronics while we down loads of caffeinated beverages and try to select only the choicest gadget fruits to satisfy your discerning palette. Yep... it's a tough job but we have these handy Stress Relief Pillows to help out. Clutch them to your chest and they vibrate with a special rhythmic heart beat to calm your nerves. We were skeptical at first, but found that they really do de-stress even the jaded amongst us. The amazing thing about My Beating Heart is that every time you turn it on, an entirely unique heartbeat rhythm is created. In fact, every rhythm itself gradually changes and subtly dances, algorithmically modeling the heartbeat in a deep meditative state. This isn't a pre-recorded rhythm and this isn't a ""heartbeat sound."" This is a physical heartbeat that realistically changes over time. Our hearts naturally begin to dance and sync with the hearts of other we hold or hug. This is a phenomenon we have observed for ages. Hugging the Beating Heart a few minutes allows the calm and dreamy beat to relax the body, ease the mind, and cajoles the spirit Product Features Plush heart pillow relaxes you by its rhythmic vibration Every time you turn on the pillow an entirely unique heartbeat rhythm is created Heartbeat vibration changes slowly over time to better mimic a real heart Auto shut off mechanism Large Pillow measures 14"" x 14"" x 4"", Small Pillow is 9"" x 9"" x 3"" Powered by one 9V battery (included)"
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Betsey Johnson Pink Crystal Illusion Necklace
In the mood for love? Show it in Betsey Johnson's sweet styles. This illusion-style necklace features three layers of pink crystal hearts, glass pearls, and shiny bows. Setting and chains crafted in antique gold-tone mixed metal. Approximate length: 15-1/2 inches + 3-inch extender.
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
Dragon Ear Wrap - Right Ear
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into your ear (like dragons do), but he doesn't require any special piercings; a single, standard earring hole will do. Gotta be in your right earlobe for this to work, though...
SEPHORA by OPI Jewelry Top Coats Be-Claus I Said So 0.5 oz
A brilliant finishing touch that acts like jewelry for your nails. Add a dazzling glimmer to your tips. Suspended inside an irresistible clear top coat are glints of glitter. For a subtle jeweled effect, apply one coat to bare nails or over your favorite nail color. For a little extra sparkle, apply multiple coats. Sephora by OPI brings together two extraordinary companies: Sephora, the world's authority in beauty, and OPI, the leading manufacturer of professional quality, chip-resistant nail products. Sephora by OPI nail products are always free of Dibutyl Phthalate (DBP), Toluene, and Formaldehyde.