Giant Gumball Machine
If super-size sweetshop chic is what jollies your lollies prepare to be gobsmacked by this truly enormous 6.5ft Giant Gumball Machine. Capable of holding 20,000 gumballs, it’s the mother of all sweetie vending machines. Chew on that!
360 Spring Speaker
Make a concert out of a concertina with this nifty little micro-speaker that unfolds like an accordion to boom out better noise. What a solution to your tinny, tiny amplification problems: simple, clever and far more useful than trying to play a real concertina too!
Star Wars Chop Sabers (Darth Vader)
The Fork is strong come dinner time, but how is the average Star Wars fan supposed to retain their dignity whilst eating chow mein? Easy, with a pair of chopsticks fashioned to resemble light sabers. Officially licensed by Lucasfilm, these are the utensils you’re looking for. Help you they can, yes.
Like and Dislike Stamps
Why verbalise your opinions when you can unequivocally thump them out in seconds with these ink-loaded rubber stamps emblazoned with the infamous Like/Dislike icons from Facebook. Thumbs up!
Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife
Emerge victorious in the battle of gizmo one-upmanship with this truly ludicrous, implement-packed Swiss Army knife. It's not exactly pocket-friendly but that's hardly surprising as it boasts 85 implements and is said to have well over 100 functions.
Firebox of Retro Sweets (Box)
White Chocolate Fish and Chips, Fizzy Cola Bottles, Black Jacks, Gobstoppers and more. Up to two kilos of 10 varieties of sweets in one, big jar.
Moller Skycar M400
Why travel in 2D when you can travel in three dimensions? The Skycar will put an end to road rage. Stuck behind slow-moving traffic? Then take to the air, my man.
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Styled like it’s straight out of the Cunningham's kitchen, this classic-looking machine will let you churn out fruity slushies, iced coffees, or chilled cocktails to your heart’s content. Happy days!
Original Beard Hats (Grey with Brown Beard)
Does a man make a beard, or does a beard make a man? Ponder this and other silly questions while stroking your very own chunky knit face fur.
USB Flash Drive Heroes (4GB Ninja)
Is it a bird, is it a reindeer, is it a ninja? You choose because each one of these wacky flip-top USB sticks is disguised as a cute, rubbery character. Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing files, spreadsheets and photos of your ever-expanding gizmo collection.
Pac-Man Heat Changing Mug
Give tea breaks a retro-geeky twist with this officially licensed mug adorned with the legendary Pac-Man maze. Pour in hot liquid and the pill-scoffing icon appears, along with his ghostly pursuers, as if by magic. Wakka wakka ‘ulp!
Giant Gummi Worm (Orange/Blue Raspberry)
Quench your Gummi cravings and pretend you’re devouring a comedy snake with this, the world’s biggest Gummi Worm. Eye-poppingly, gob-droppingly huge, this gelatinous 4000 calorie beast is 26” long with a 5” girth, making it 128 times bigger than a regular Gummi Worm. Om nom nom!
Giant Retro Sweets Tube
Packed with all the old-school sweeties you can get your teeth into, this bountiful drainpipe weighs an astonishing 2.2kg.
Marshmallow Fluff (3 Pack of Original)
The best bit of a toasted marshmallow is that squishy, melty bit in the middle. But trying to spread it is harder than pulling apart a Jammie Dodger. Enter this delicious goo that can be spread and scoffed in seconds.
Perfect for fans of the game, this mighty Minecraft mug is built just like a building block.
Self Stirring Mug
Give your hot drink a rejuvenating swizz with this brilliantly bonkers gadget. Just press a button on the handle and it’ll spin your brew into a steaming vortex.