Talking Bender Figure
Everybody loves a sarcastic, galactically saavy, cigar smoking, prank prone, selfish, beer drinking robot. Enter Bender. Bender was his mother's 1729th son. His father killed by a can opener, Bender went on to college and majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. This Bending Unit 22 is proof positive that every desktop needs a Talking Bender Figure before it can be considered complete. This 9" tall Bender will gladly chat with you when work gets boring...
Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
"You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
.375 Bullet Pen
"I believe it was Marcus Brody who said that the pen is mightier than the sword. Well, the gun is also mightier than the sword, at least for slaying from a distance. It stands to reason than a pen that looks like a bullet should be the mightiest weapon ever created. Right? Write? The .375 Bullet Pen uses a real .375 H&M Magnum Shell. Of course, it's inert. We wouldn't want you blowing your digits off while penning your grocery list. The perfect gift for hunters or outdoorsgeeks, this brother to the Fisher Space Pen will write in temperatures from -50º to 250ºF, underwater, in zero gravity, at any angle – even upside down! That's why they're the choice of ski patrols, search and rescue teams, law enforcement agencies, armed forces, and anyone who demands writing reliability in adverse conditions. Product Specifications Writes at any angle, even in zero gravity Writes in extreme temperatures from -30F to 250F Precision assembled, hand-tested, and lifetime guaranteed by manufacturer Materials: Brass and steel, tungsten carbide ball Ink Color: Black Dimensions: 5.2"" x 0.4"" x 0.4"""
Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band
We've seen the scene from the movie (Click here to see it if you haven't yet). Loki visits Tony Stark's pad and they chat. Tony is behind his bar pouring a drink, of course. He surreptitiously reaches down and puts on two Power Bands - then has a cool line about avenging the Earth (get it?). Ok, so, did you know that the Power Bands are real? Yup, and we got 'em! Presenting the Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! Now, the things they do in the movie are all special effects (added in post), but the Power Band is EXACTLY the same. That's right, this isn't a replica of a screen worn prop; the Power Band worn on screen is exactly the same as this one. So, buy an Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band and you'll instantly be just like Robert Downey, Jr. and Tony Stark (well, at least with what's around your wrist). Plus, the fact that it's made out of titanium, stainless steel, and carbon fiber is pretty frickin' sweet. Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band - may it be just the beginning of your superhero(ine) career! Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band Exactly like the Power Bands seen in "The Avengers" - worn by Tony Stark. Limited edition. Fully licensed Marvel collectible. Materials: Titanium, stainless steel, carbon fiber, epoxy resin, and two 100mT (1,000G) ferrite permanent magnets. Sizing: Medium: fits wrists 6.3" - 7.5" Large: fits wrists 7.5" - 8.5" Width: approx. 0.59"
CB Radio iPhone Handset
Sometimes, when you're barreling down the highways of life, you just have to reach out your voice into the darkness and see who's there - to let the faceless void fill with your words and thoughts and peek into your soul for a time. Why? Because that's what truckers do. They do it with CB radios, just like TV and movies of the 80s taught us. Well, the 80s are in our past, but the tech has been adapted for our present. Presenting, the CB Radio iPhone Handset. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is just a lot of fun. Plug it into your iPhone (or any smart phone with a 3.5mm headphone jack) and get ready for loads of retro fun. A dial on the side turns the unit on and pumps up the volume, it's got a belt clip, blah blah blah. But the real joy of the CB Radio iPhone Handset is the mute button. All it does is mute the other side of the conversation, but what it really does is make the experience all the more like a real one-way CB dialog. The CB Radio iPhone Handset is great for whenever you want to talk to your good buddy and feel like the cubicle trucker you are. CB Radio iPhone Handset Looks just like you ripped it off an old CB radio. Microphone integrated into cord for better sound pickup. Features: Answer and Hang Up button. Volume Control and Power On/Off dial. Mute Button - mutes the other side to feel more like a real one-way CB radio. Belt Clip. Handset works as just a speaker, too! Works with any smart phone with a 3.5mm earphone jack including the iPhone 5 (Answer and Hang Up button, however, will only work on phones with this function). Batteries: 2 AAA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 3" x 2.6" x 0.8" - with 20" long curly cord (relaxed state).
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Stand Back (Science)
We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial
The wind blows through your hair as you steer your personal dirigible along the wispy seas of air. For a moment, you forget yourself in the beauty of it all. But then you remember the lunch meeting you have. You quickly look to your wrist, get your bearings, and check the time - all without electricity. Because, naturally, you're using your Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial...
Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System
Yes, you're reading this right: a portable version of the Retro Duo NES/SNES system. So now you can take your 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games on the road! The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up to full-sized televisions as well. Use the included port adapter to connect two SNES (or equivalent) controllers...
R2-D2 USB Hub
There are lots of astromechs out there, but no design more popular than the venerable R2 unit. Sure, R4's are great, but they lack the personality R2 units are known for. Not everyone can speak in bleeps and bloops, but you won't have much trouble getting the gist of what they say. While we don't yet have the technology in this corner of the galaxy for fully automated repair droids like R2 units, we can get a portion of R2's versatility into something small enough to sit on your desk.
FreeLoader Pro Solar Charger
"Freeloader Pro is the ultimate solar charger capable of powering virtually every electrical device, anywhere in the world, whether on a beach, a mountain, jungle or the Polar ice cap. Freeloader Pro uses its high power solar panels or USB (cable supplied) to quickly charge its internal battery (7 to 9 hours in sunny conditions). Once fully charged Freeloader Pro is capable of delivering enough power to give a mobile phone 70 hours of standby time, 5000 page turns on an eBook or a 100% full charge for a digital camera battery. Also by switching its multi-voltage switch to 9.5V, the Freeloader Pro is capable of charging power hungry, high voltage devices such as MP4 players, portable DVD players and SLR camera batteries. The metallic push button ""Power Halo"" indicates how much power is in Freeloader Pro's battery. Made from tough aluminum and finished in a stylish ""piano"" black finish, Freeloader Pro is the perfect companion for travelers, journalists, explorers, mobile geeks, and anyone who demands the best. Included with the Freeloader Pro is the CamCaddy. The CamCaddy is a specially designed adapter that accepts virtually every type of camera battery whether a simple compact digital camera, professional SLR or a video camera battery. CamCaddy suits all sizes of battery (3.2v to 7.9v) using its variable slider bar and adjustable contact pins. Light weight and rugged, the CamCaddy is the ONLY camera battery charger capable of powering virtually all camera batteries."
Battery Thermokruzhkus Mug
Caffeine is our power source, whether it's from coffee or tea or BAWLS. What better way for us to visualize our batteries being charged than a mug with a battery that powers up when we fill it with our piping hot caffeinated libation of choice? This ceramic mug is classic black with a white outline of a battery on it. Pour in your hot liquid - anything over 96.8F (36C) - and watch the green cells within the battery light up. As your beverage cools (or is ingested) the battery will fade into emptiness, reminding you that you need a refill. Product Specifications Ceramic mug changes color when filled with hot coffee or tea Holds 10 ounces of your favorite hot beverage Watch the battery "light up" when your mug is hot Love your mug: hand-wash only. The extreme temperature of a dishwasher will destroy the color-changing parts of the mug.
Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones
"Gold Two? Standing by. Gold Three? Standing by. Gold Four? Standing by. Gold Five? Silence . . . . GOLD FIVE? (singing) Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub !) Coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah !) Coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa !) This opening vignette was brought to you by the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. You see, Gold Five, instead of wearing his standard helmet, was rocking a pair of these headphones and singing along to the joyous Ewok celebration song. Sure, Gold Five was the first and only X-Wing pilot to crash into a comet, but he sure loved good fidelity. And that's what you get with each pair of Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones. Styled in orange with easy to see Rebel insignias, these headphones don't just make an aural statement, they make a visual one as well. They say, ""I'm not putting up with Sith oppression anymore!"" But seriously, the Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones look awesome and sound fantastic. Plus they fold up for easy storage. That's all you really need to know. Buy some now, or Boba Fett will toss a kitty into the Great Pit of Carkoon. Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones Really cool Rebel Pilot colors and insignia set these headphones apart from all others. Standard 3.5mm audio jack to fit most MP3 players, etc. 40mm stereo speakers. Folds up for travel. Cord Length: approx 76"" long."
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug by ThinkGeek
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
So, it's mid-summer, and Mario wakes up full of energy. The sun is shining brightly and there's nary a cloud-that-looks-just-like-a-bush in the sky. He steps outside in his Tanooki bathing suit, and squints hard. The sun is-a so bright! So what does Mario do? Simple - he slips on a pair of 8-Bit Sunglasses. And now you can have your own 8-Bit Sunglasses. They are stylish, fun, actually work, and fit most adult heads. They probably won't fit Bowser's head, but most others...