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7-Eleven Slurpee Maker
"Everything is better with the internet. We can work from home, shop from home, put in orders to our favorite pizza place without talking to a human being on the telephone (from home), but until now, making a Slurpee at home didn't occur to us. But now, we have a 7-Eleven endorsed Slurpee Machine! Make your own Slurpees with your favorite juice or sugary soft drink. Add ice and salt to the machine, pour in soda or juice, crank the handle, and freshly frozen Slurpee pours into your cup, ready to refresh you and give you the sugar high you so desperately need. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up Make your own 7-Eleven Slurpees at home Add your favorite fruit juice or non-diet soda ""ThinkGeek, why can't I use diet soda?"" The Slurpee-making process works best with sugary drinks. You can use diet drinks, but you won't get the right consistency. (The reason 7-11 can do it is because they have industrial strength machines.) Includes: Slurpee Drink Machine, 2 cups, 2 straws, instructions, and 1 coupon for a free 7-Eleven Slurpee Dimensions: 10.75"" x 5.75"" x 10"""
$19.99 $49.99 (- 60%)
Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows
"Sometimes we only have a few seconds to get going in the morning. Other times we need to wake up, but we also crave decadent chocolate. And sometimes we just want to eat marshmallows for no other reason than because. Well, luckily for us, then, that we found these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows. Get ready to fall in love. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are tiny squares loaded with chocolate and caffeine. Loaded with 100mg of caffeine per piece, to be precise (that's more than a standard energy drink), and so much chocolate there are even chips of the stuff (so don't worry when you crunch a little). Seriously, kids, these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are the Ambrosia the Greek Gods wished they had. No more writing - we got some mallows to eat! For nutrition information, click here. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows Delicious chocolate marshmallow squares - with 100mg of caffeine per mallow! Just imagine mixing them with caffeinated hot cocoa (see below)! 12 pieces per package, in a resealable pouch. Only 50 calories per mallow. Made with non-GMO ingredients, all natural, and Kosher! Dimensions: approx. 1.5"" x 1.5"" x 0.5"" (single mallow)."
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
"Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, ""Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!"" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called ""a hero who may appear once in a hundred years"" and a ""crimson demon of war."" Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth."
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
$4.89 $6.99 (- 30%)
Hobbit Map of Middle Earth
J.R.R. Tolkien's imagination of Middle Earth was detailed and complex. From the subcontinent of Beleriand of the First Age, East to the lands of Rhun, West to the Shire and South to Mordor, adventure and surprise were around every corner of the ancient lands...
Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool
We'll admit it. The geek hatred of the unitasker has swung the pendulum way too far in the other direction. Now there are multitools that do eleventy-billion things and they still fit in your pocket... if you don't plan on putting anything else in there. Just suck... in... the gut... and stuff the tool in the pocket - quickly! THERE! It fits. What is that stabbing pain? Don't mind that - it's just the corkscrew attachment...
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Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
$3.99 $7.99 (- 50%)
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Assassin's Creed III Tomahawk
"We've been staring at the cover art for Assassin's Creed III and drooling ever since it was released. For starters, it's just a really powerful image. But it also features a really badass, yet sexy tomahawk. Our brains started thinking about how we could craft one for our next convention. (And a tiny one for Timmy, of course.) Then we saw it... A true warrior's weapon, assuming your metal of choice is convention-approved PU latex, this instrument of war is over 19 inches of pure grace. Sculpted to look just like the weapon in the game, it's the final piece to your Assassin's Creed cosplay ensemble. It feels great in the hand, weighted nicely due to the fiberglass core, and will serve you well for Halloween, cosplay, or any day you'd like to put an axe in someone's head without being arrested. Product Specifications Finish off your Assassin's Creed costume with this handsome weapon Silver colored foam hatchet blade shines like justice Fiberglass insert gives it a hefty feel in your hand Perfect for cosplay (conventions have rules about real tomahawks, sadly) Dimensions: approx. 19.68"" long"
$34.99 $44.99 (- 22%)
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NERF Jolt Mini Blaster
"Get the Office War Ten Pack for an instant NERF office battle! One thing about office warfare: though a skirmish might have ended, the battle is never over. Ever. You should be armed at all times, just in case the battle suddenly resumes. That can be daunting, though, since most NERF guns are bulky. Don't worry - we've got you covered. Just get a NERF Jolt Mini Blaster or two to hide in your pocket and you'll always be armed and ready. The NERF Jolt Mini Blaster is a perfect just-in-case blaster. It's just slightly bigger than an adult hand, so it easily conceals anywhere - this also makes it a gorgeous stealth blaster. Just load an Elite dart in (it comes with two) and pull down the plunger. Though it's tiny, the NERF Jolt Mini Blaster will send that dart over 40 feet to your target. There's nothing more to be said other than if you value your skill in office warfare, you need at least three NERF Jolt Mini Blasters (one for each hand) on your person at all times. Good luck out there. NERF Jolt Mini Blaster A super tiny, super powerful NERF blaster. Easily hides in any pocket; even in the palm of your hand! Two Elite darts included. Shoots over 40 feet! Dimensions: approx. 5"" x 4"" x 1.25"" (loaded, but not locked)."
$49.99 $59.99 (- 17%)
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Star Trek Bat'leth Letter Opener by ThinkGeek
As a member of the Klingon race, it can be hard to accept anything as 'too difficult'. A big issue a Klingon male faces is a test of his fine motor skills. We are killing machines, fighters; we are vastly more concerned with a warrior's life, tlhIngan maH! But, when left alone and the mail has arrived, opening a letter proves to be more difficult than ghang love. But, thanks to the Bat'leth Letter Opener, we can attack these letters with the ferocity of a true warrior... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
$11.99 $19.99 (- 40%)
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"
The Horse Head Mask
Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as a day, but sometimes they endure. This is one of those stories. This is the story of the Horse Boy of Aberdeen. It started, as most bizarre things do, in Japan...
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""