Building Brick Slippers
One of the dangers of being (or living with) a construction bricks enthusiast is the chance of stepping on a brick with bare feet. That is a world of pain that is only rivaled by stepping barefooted on a wayward d4 or Looney pyramid at a gamers house. Ow, ow, ow. While we were soothing a sore foot as a result of one such accident, we had a brilliant idea: BRICK SLIPPERS. You don't want to step on bricks with your bare feet, but now you can step INTO bricks with your bare feet and be super comfortable. They'll even shield your feet so you can step on real bricks without fear of injury. Our Brick Slippers are one size fits most, but if you have monster feet, check the dimensions below. Product Specifications Colors: Red and Blue Materials: 100% polyester Care: Hand wash the surface/spots only Size: One size fits most Interior dimension (toe to back of heel): 12.25" (roughly a men's size 12, max)
OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy
And so, to make a long story short (too late!), we captured the UFO and used their alien technology to advance the pastime of thumb twiddling. Oh, you should have been there. Well, at least you can enjoy the fruits of our labors with this other-worldly named OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy. Read on, till truth make all things plain. Each OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy is six discs combined in a very special way. If you turn them inside out (or outside in), they will form a sort of 3d kaleidoscope. Plus, since each disc is detachable, you can combine to form new patterns and lengths. Just the thing for idle hands to enjoy losing their idleness to. As you manipulate your OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy, you'll realize (somehow) that OSM stands for Object for Spatial Manipulation and it's pronounced "awesome." OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy Turn it inside out and watch the endless, 3D, kaleidoscopic pattern. A much more enjoyable way to pass time and keep your hands nimble than twiddling your thumbs. Great stress reliever. Adding your own meditating sounds is optional. Lead, phthalate, and BPA-free. Pull them apart and make your own patterns and length. Available in Black or White (or get one of each and mix-and-match). Dimension: approx. 3.75" x 3.75" x 1.75"
When we saw this necklace, we knew it was perfect for our audience. It works both for straight-up Apple fangirls and also the girl who has to get under the hood of every gadget. For the former, this pendant is ready to go right out of the box. The default pulse that comes preprogrammed is reverse engineered from the Apple “breathing” LED pattern. The latter can get in and tinker with how the pendant's LED flashes to her heart's desire, because it's completely open source. The source code, circuit board files, schematics and CAD files are posted on GitHub. The pendant is machined from 6-series aluminum. Each iNecklace contains a circuit board with pulsating LED and two CR1220 batteries (one for now, one for later). The pendant is on a 18″ sterling silver 1.6mm diamond-cut curb chain that has been treated to inhibit tarnishing. Comes packaged in a black velveteen box.
Globe Ice Lantern Kit
"Fire and water don't seem like they should be friends, but they are when they meet in the proper way. And what is that proper way? Why, by freezing said water into a ball of ice and putting fire into the center - thus creating one of the most unique lighting solutions since setting collecting lightning in jars. They are called Globe Ice Lanterns and we offer them to you in this aptly-named Globe Ice Lantern Kit. People in cold climates have actually been making ice lanterns for bajillions of years. The Globe Ice Lantern Kit brings this beautiful bit of retro-tech to everyone, though, as it's easy to make in your own house or office. All you need is an empty freezer and water. We won't go into the particulars, but you'll be building a shell of ice under which a candle (regular or LED) can rest. OR, flip that sucker around and have a frozen punch bowl or giant shrimp cocktail display piece. Use them inside as centerpieces or outside to line your driveway or something, Globe Ice Lanterns are elementally beautiful. The lanterns you'll create with your Globe Ice Lantern Kit are cool and hot - literally (literally, literally). Globe Ice Lantern Kit Make 2 sizes of ice lanterns easy in your own freezer. Globes range from 8-30lbs (soccer ball size to large basketball size)! Make 6 Globe Ice Lanterns with this kit. Just add water and freezer (not included, of course). Can be used in any climate or season, inside or out. Of course, the colder it is, the longer they'll last. Includes: 1 Detailed Instruction Guide, 6 Premium Heavyweight Balloons, 6 Clean-burning Candles, 3 Easy-close Clips, 2 Small Freezing Bases, 1 Large Freezing Base, and 1 Insulating Disk. Extra Details: Small Globe Ice Lanterns: approx. 7-8"" diameter will last about 5-8 hours (using LED lights could double these times). Large Globe Ice Lanterns: approx. 11-13"" will last about 12-24 hours (using LED lights could double these times)."
Giant Futurama Plush
Despite the huggable nature of these giant Futurama plush, we feel the need to warn you about the dangerous of overhugging. Remember the story of Malachi Jr., the son of Malachi and Malachi's wife. Man, did that boy love to hug! He loved hugging so much that he would practice hugging on a big bottle just so he could be sure he could give his dad the best hug ever when he got home. But the story ends in tragedy - when Malachi, Jr. fell into a river, his arms were so tired from hugging that he couldn't save himself and hold on to a branch. Hug in moderation, Futurama fans. It'll be hard since these plush are so huge and awesome, but we hope you take the lesson of young Malachi Jr. to heart. Choose from three giant plush from the animated TV series Futurama: Bender to be your drinking buddy, Nibbler and his dark matter to remind you to change your underpants, and Zoidberg to mate with you. (Actually, it's best you don't do that last part.) Product Specifications Giant plush from the animated TV series Futurama Each over 12" tall! Three characters available: Bender - poseable arms Zoidberg - poseable arms Nibbler (with mini plush dark matter in his underpants) - poseable arms and legs
Minecraft Periodic Table Tee - Black, S
Thus far, the Periodic Table of Minecraft has successfully cataloged 25 naturally occurring elements. It seems that all aspects of the universe can be split into Ore, Natural, Liquids, and Nether. But, it has come to the attention of Minecrafts' biggest minds that this Table might need modification to accommodate other subsections like Foliage, Chest, and Fruit. At that time, we will be reprinting. 100% cotton black colored t-shirt with periodic table printed in the front.
Bubble Gum Phone Stand
Properly propping up your phone for watching videos or surfing the internet can sometimes be sticky, but our charming stand provides a handy solution. Small and pliable, this innovative accessory is designed to look just like a chewed gum, giving it an adorably cheeky appeal. Suction cups at either end keep it anchored for hours!
X5 Titanium Anodized Ultraviolet LED Flashlight
When the average Joe thinks about UV light, they probably have visions of hippie black light parties or glow-in-the-dark mini golf places. If they're addicted to crime-themed TV shows, you can throw in the search for bodily fluids that haven't been completely scrubbed from the scene of a homicide. But we're geeks. And if there's one thing we do, it's taking things several steps further...
Secrid Aluminum Cardprotector
"Modern day pickpockets don't need to touch you to steal your money. Radio Frequency Identification Theft or RFID Theft, can happen in your local coffee shop while you wait in line for your favorite human fuel. More and more modern cards are RFID enabled, including your driver's license and probably your passport, too! Any hacker with the right technology can scan your card just by getting close to you. You'll never know it happened until it's too late. Think your credit card company has the safety of your data at heart? Check out this video of Adam Savage explaining why they aren't allowed to do an episode of Mythbusters about RFID technology: Watch Adam discuss it here. Something tells us we'd better start taking action to protect ourselves! The Secrid Aluminum Card Protector is an ultra slim credit card holder that shields your cards from RFID scanners. With a click, all of your cards will slide out gradually so you can pick the one you want to use. (A special coating inside prevents them from slipping all the way out until you pull the one you want.) Slide them back in and they'll stay safe and secure. Secrid calls the Aluminum Card Protector a ""firewall for your wallet"" which made us think of Johnny Cash's ""Ring of Fire"" which then made us realize we should stop thinking immediately. Product Specifications Protect your cards from RFID scanners Prevents identity theft and fraudulent use of your credit cards Holds up to 6 standard sized credit cards or ID cards Press a button to slide the cards out gradually Materials: Aluminum Dimensions: 3.7"" x 2.4"" x 0.3"" Weight: 1.6 oz"
Hello Sweetie Glow-in-the-dark Ladies' Tee
How do you stay spoiler-free? You can't avoid Twitter and Facebook. You can't tell your friends to shut up (or can you?). So when you're away from your TV for one week's episode, sometimes you need to shut yourself up in an internet-free room, stick your fingers in your ears, and sing the Doctor Who theme until you can watch the next episode. This ladies' cut t-shirt 100% cotton grey colored t-shirt has "Hello Sweetie" written in Gallifreyan, the lost language of the time lords - and in English when the lights are off. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Please note that this shirt runs small. We recommend ordering a size up if you would like a looser fit. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 40 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in.
LEGO® Star Wars Darth Vader Desk Lamp
You're doing evil, evil deeds every weekday from 9 to 5. You're kicking flowers, stealing candy from puppies, and trampling the rights of babies all from the comfort of your ergonomic desk chair and you like it. You're drunk on the power! But there's that spot on your desk that needs just a little bit more light. Evil light. Unleash the illumination of the Dark Side with the LEGO Darth Vader Desk Lamp. Study your evil schematics under the evil glow of his evil lightsaber, which contains no fewer than 12 evil LEDs. Position Vader's arms and legs in whatever configuration makes your evil heart swell with evil glee. You can even remove him from his evil stand if you require his evil a little further from his home base. Product Specifications For Ages 8 years and Up WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small Parts. Not intended for children under 5 years of age. Unleash the Dark Side on your desk with a Darth Vader lamp Pose Darth Vader's arms and legs however you want Lightsaber has 12 super bright red LEDs Can be used on or off the base Officially licensed LEGO and Lucasfilm collectible Batteries: 3 AAA (included) or use optional USB power Dimensions: 7.5" tall
Star Trek Fine Art Prints - Neutral Zone
You were thinking about setting up your living room to look like the deck of the Enterprise. It makes sense: you could set up a projector for the view screen... but of course, "some people" think that's not practical. Maybe not so "grown-up." But you'll show them... with these beautiful, colorful Trek-themed art prints. In each of the four paintings, artist Jeff Foster brings an impressionist style and a feel for color to the ships of the Star Trek universe...
Based on xkcd's Compiling comic, this shirt increases your programming and swordfighting skills to 18. Note: The first decoration the Code Monkeys + our token BOFH undertook when we got to the new office was to abscond with the projector, blow this comic up huge on a piece of foam core, and take some markers to it. And a fine job they did, indeed, while their code was compiling. "I'm not slacking off. My code's compiling." on the front with office swordfighting on the back in white on a black 100% t-shirt.
Star Trek Next Generation Uniform Tee
Welcome to the Enterprise-D, Starfleet's flagship in the 24th century. Under the command of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the ship's crew explore the universe, discover new life, and sometimes get stuck inside a big room fighting with a hologram. They also wear uniforms that look like these t-shirts. You can wear the red shirt of command, like Riker or Picard, wear the blue of science and medicine like Beverly Crusher, or join the yellow-shirted Geordi in engineering or Worf on security and operations. Each t-shirt displays the color of its department along with the image of a communicator badge. 100% cotton t-shirts in gold, red, and slate colors with Star Trek Next Generation logo on the top left.
Star Trek Uniform Tunic Tank
One of the downsides of being in an occupation that requires a uniform is being stuck in a color that does nothing for your skin tone. There is only so much makeup can fix when you're an Autumn wearing Spring, dangit! The good news about these tunic tanks is that you're not really working for Starfleet, so you can totally wear blue if you don't know the first thing about space sciences or gold if you haven't passed your test to be in command. Pick the right color for you, departments be damned! Or... and we are just throwing this out there, you could buy all three! 96% cotton and 4% spandex Star Trek uniform tunic tanks in red, gold, and blue. Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The sleep tank itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions. S M L XL Chest 34 to 36 in. 36 to 38 in. 38 to 40 in. 40 to 42 in. Waist 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. Hips 40 in. 42 in. 44 in. 46 in. Front Length 32 in. 33 in. 34 in. 36 in.
Periodic BaCoN T-Shirt - Charcoal, XXXXL
Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian...
Steampunk Crystal Orb Watch Pendant
Wandering the hallways of our favorite conventions, we're constantly amazed by the steampunk costumes. Some folks construct their own, spending hours and hours cutting leather, sewing fabric, and gluing on gears. Others take the collector's approach and pick up their costume one perfect piece at a time: a skirt from this shop, boots from another, a tiny top hat from yet another. Either way, we have an enormous amount of respect for the love that goes into a steampunk outfit...
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Tray
"You may wonder why you need this ice cube tray. Here are a few facts*: Makes ice faster than an Imperial starship Kessel Run? Yeah, it can do that in less than twelve parsecs Won't get you into any Imperial entanglements Can make it point five past lightspeed Definitely not a piece of junk; has it where it counts The Millennium Falcon Ice Tray creates ice or candies in the shape of the famed ship of Han Solo. Safe for melted chocolate, the fridge, or the freezer, this food-safe silicone tray can do it all. Each tray makes two big Millennium Falcons, suitable for things like margarita glasses. Or eating, if it's chocolate. Nobody will call you a scruffy nerfherder with ice this awesome. *Facts may not be entirely factual. Product Specifications Ice tray creates ice in the shape of the Millennium Falcon Makes 2 big Millenium Falcons Can be used to make chocolates and candies too Material: Food-safe silicone, dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6.25"" x 4.25"" x 1"""
8-Bit Flower Bouquet by ThinkGeek
We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray by ThinkGeek
You're at an Aperture Science reunion party that GLaDOS is throwing; it's just you and a bunch of robots, a total circuit-fest. There's no food or drinks and nobody is talking to anyone, at least in any audible language you can understand. So, it's basically a silent gathering of robots and you're standing alone in the corner. You found yourself some water, which was surprisingly difficult, but it's warm. Hot, actually, because it came from a cooling tank for the incinerator... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
"We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'. You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. Despite what this shirt suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. Carlsberg Brewery was the location of Søren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. ""Skunked"" beer is more properly termed ""light-struck."" When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer. Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in white on a beer-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt. Okay. So it may not be the same color as your beer of choice, if you drink, say, pilsner or stout. We aimed for the middle ground to cover most of our beer drinkers. Oh, and please wear responsibly."
Think Gum Energizing Gum
Teachers have had it wrong all these years. Chewing gum in class is not a bad thing. Yes, it can sometimes lead to stickiness under chairs and rude slurping sounds. But it can also be a very positive thing if you're chewing the right gum, that is. And the gum you should be chewing is: Think Gum. Because Think Gum has everything in it to kick your brain's butt into gear (yes, your brain has a butt - take our word for it). It's true. The makers of Think Gum have loaded it with tons of naturally mind-enhancing stuff. There's peppermint to invigorate your mind and senses; rosemary (a neural protector) to keep your brain cells healthy; vinpocetine (a cerebral vasodilator) to increase blood flow to your brain and help with memory; bacopa to speed up information processing; ginkgo biloba to improve memory and cognition; and guarana to give you an all natural hit of caffeine (20 mg per serving - just enough to boost all the other memory enhancing ingredients, but not enough to make you jittery). If you like thinking (and we know you do), then get yourselves some Think Gum now - your brain will thank you. Each pack contains 12 pieces. For nutritional information, click here. And now, there's hardcore science to back it all up! Click here for a ThinkGum study summary in Appetite [PDF]
Star Trek Bathrobes
It was a late night in the sciences lab on board the USS Enterprise. The Captain said he needed a cure for the virox plague on Cor Caroli V, so that meant every scientist on the ship was hunched over a scanner. All night, your forehead was pressed into the scanner hood until your eyes burned. Those late night sessions always made for difficult morning shifts, and at 0800 you have to be up-and-at-em at your post. You roll out of your bunk and plod over to the foodslot for your morning coffee...
Star Trek Logo Mug 20oz
Waking up in space takes a little getting used to. You don't get a regular sunrise and sunset and your bacon and eggs comes out of a replicator, not off a griddle. But there's something comforting about sipping your coffee from the same big mug you drank from on Earth. This 20oz ceramic mug is printed on one side with the Star Trek command insignia, and on the other with Kirk's speech from the opening of Star Trek. And once you've finished your cup, you'll be ready to boldly go...
Head for the Thrills Earrings from ModCloth
Whatever mood you begin with, when you reach for these fabulous skull earrings, you'll feel instantly invigorated! Hammered copper heads dangle, grinning, from ...
Hoot and Holler Earbuds from ModCloth
Youre never shy about singing as you flutter around the house, so why not foster the same charming, carefree attitude when it comes to your accessories? Just pe...
Trek of the Trade Glass Set from ModCloth
Quench your thirst for intergalactic adventure with this set of four pint glasses featuring the likeness of your favorite characters from Star Trek The Original...
Enercell? 6-Outlet Power Strip (2-Pack)
Anchor Brand PVC/Polyester Rainsuits, Front Closure
Anchor Brand Rainsuit, PVC/Polyester, 2XL Size, Front Closure, Yellow
Smith & Wesson® Equalizer™ Safety Glasses
Smith & Wesson® ANSI Z87 Equalizer™ Safety Glasses, Blue Mirror
Sharpie® Liquid Accent® Pen Style Highlighter, Ten Color Set
Features loop that attaches to three-ring binders, planners and bags so you never lose your highlighter! Visible ink supply lets you know before you run out. Smooth ink flow for consistent highlighting. Chisel tip highlights both wide and narrow lines of
Raptor Skeleton Sculpture
Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture Surprise garden visitors with your own archeological "findings!" Be your very own archeologist with this sun-bleached discovery from the Mesozoic Era! Unearth your very own raptor with this three-piece sculpture sure to surprise garden visitors as they discover an archeological dig hidden right in your landscape. Stretching over two feet long, this quality designer resin sculpture replicates the weathered bones of extinct reptiles that once roamed the earth. The flat back allows for optional wall hanging. 27"W x 2"D x 10 1/2"H. 4 lbs.
Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles
"Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles Catch those crevice crumbs with ease. This handy USB-powered Micro-Vac is a handy tool that cleans up dust and lightweight crumbs that get stuck in hard-to-get cracks and crevices. Use with power from a USB port on your computer, or in your vehicle using a USB power adapter (not included). What You Get Swiss+Tech USB-powered Micro-Vac Flexible rubber nozzle Bristle nozzle Manufacturer's 1-year limited warranty Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles Features Collects dust and small dirt particles from your car, home or office USB powered - quickly plugs into a USB port for instant power LED light helps you see the area you're cleaning High-power button for extra suction Small size means you can easily store it in a glove compartment or desk drawer Twist off dirt cup to quickly empty dirt from the vacuum Specs Material Composition: Plastic Measurements: Approx. 6.3""L x 1.2""W x 1.6"" Deep Weight: Approx. 0.18 lb. Country of Origin: China Notes"
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Walgreens Ultra Soft Lens Cleaning Cloth
The Micro-Miracle Cloth For All Lenses: Anti-Reflective, Coated, Glass, Plastic, Binoculars, Cameras, Optic, Microscopes. Fabricated For High Absorption And Removal Of Smudges/Oil For Cleaner Lenses. Use As A Dry Cloth Or With A Liquid Lens Cleaner. Machine Washable So It's Re-Usable. Also Good For Compact Discs, Jewelry, Crystal And More. Includes A Free Pouch And Instructions. Made In China
Apple USB Power Adapter
Featuring a new, ultracompact design, this power adapter offers fast, efficient charging at home, in the office, or on the go. It works with any iPhone and all iPod models with a dock connector. Important note: This USB Power Adapter has fixed prongs for use in the U.S., Canada, Japan, Taiwan, and parts of Latin America.
Utili-Key 6-in-1 Tool
The lightest, most compact multiple tool ever developed! If you feel lost without your trusty knife at your side, this tiny multi-tool can give you some great company. Easily closes to attach to any key ring, making it super easy to carry. Several screwdrivers and two different cutting surfaces give this little tool a ton of usefulness. Very lightweight and blends in with your other keys on your keyring. The Utili-Key has these features.
3-Piece Dragon Sculpture
EXCLUSIVE! One look at this guardian of the garden and the imagination runs wild. Dramatic 3-piece sculpture echoes influences of Asia, where dragons are symbols of dominion over water, especially rain. And isn't that what every garden needs? Graceful, unexpected, and striking. Gray painted polyresin. Head size: 17" H x 7-1/2" W Body: 9-3/4" H x 11" W Tail: 12-1/2" H x 4-3/4" W 3-Piece Dragon Sculpture
Cold Weather Survival Kit for 2 People
"The Cold Weather Survival Kit, 2 Person: Winter is full of cold weather emergencies. You should be prepared in case you are stranded in your car on the side of the road, at a job site, or if you lose power and heat in your home. Be prepared for what Mother Nature has in store this year with a Cold Weather Emergency Kit. It contains lifesaving food, water and essential items to get through the night, dig your vehicle out of the snow, signal for help, and more! It also contains a Flashlight/Radio/Siren/Cell Phone Charger. Emergency Kit Contains: 1 Large backpack 1 Whistle/Compass 2 Survival blankets 2 Pairs of hand warmers 2 Body warmers 1 Book of waterproof matches 1 2400-Calorie food bar 12 Water Pouches 2 Ponchos 1 Bio Bag 6 Wipes 1 Pack of pocket tissues 2 Knit caps 1 Car HELP sign 1 Roadside warning triangle 1 Roll duct tape 1 Snow shovel 3 pc. 1 Emergency Power Station 1 Multi-tool Kit Dimensions: 16""L x 9""W x 12""Hl Weight: 18 lbs. *Actual contents may vary from what is shown in photo."
Kevlar Survival Cord
Kevlar survival cord makes a great addition to any survival geek's arsenal. Need to tie something down (or someone up)? Works for that. Stranded on a hostile alien planet and need to make a bow? Done. Going out to the woods or cosplaying at a convention? You’ll look like you’re prepared for anything...even if the only merit badge you have is in Twitter...
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
Yin Yang Double Unicorn Babydoll
“Master, I must learn the ways of the unicorn if I am ever to become one.” “Now, Clip Clop, as a young pony, you must understand something. Within every young mini-colt beats the heart of a mythical creature. A wild stallion blessed with a rainbow mane and a swirled dagger perched upon his mighty brow. But, to become the unicorn, one must understand the duality of his nature. Being a mythical beast is to be a monolith of greatness, but, to be so alone and yet so sought after means to rest not in the shadow of pride, but to prance in the sunlight of legend.” “I see, Master, so I am to become a unicorn when I am able to conquer my own prideful correlations to what it means to be a unicorn.” “Yes, my student. And, in doing so, you will become one.” 100% cotton red colored babydoll t-shirt with Unicorn printed in black and white
Unikeys Unicorn Key Caps
Unicorns have power - magic sparkly power! Their horns can be used to allow eternal darkness to reign in the form of Tim Curry. The tail hair is oft used in wand cores, and the dust filed from the horn can cure any disease when mixed into a potion. Handy! What is not as well known is, the Unicorn horn can also unlock any lock! It's true! Simply place one of your keys into the special silicon Unikey Unicorn Key Caps and watch the magic happen! Insert your Unicorn horn into your house door, and watch the bolt slide away! Warning! The use of Unicorn Horn is strictly regulated by the United States Department of Magic. The USDoM and the foreign signatories of the International Regulation of Magical Creatures Treaty of 1431 strictly regulate the usage of Unicorn and Unicorn related products. Any misuse of Unicorn Horn can result in stiff penalties including, but not limited to, shunning, loud 'tut's, and a firm talking-to.
Every time cell phones change their form factors, we have to rethink our ways of accessorizing them. In the early days, you could dangle a charm from the antenna or maybe put some stickers or rhinestones on the back. Then phones evolved into having big screens and we expressed ourselves through our cases and skins. And now, we have the adorable trend of phone charms, cute little creatures that hang out in your headphone jack. Each Phonzie is blind-boxed because tokidoki believes in randomized cuteness. All your tokidoki favorites are in the collection: Adios, Ciao Ciao, SANDy, Mozzarella, Maxx, Donutella, Bastardino, Lion Papa, Savana, Prima Donna, Bambu, and Stellina herself! Pop your friend into your empty headphone jack and they'll stay securely fastened to your phone, keeping you company with their unbelievable cuteness. Product Specifications Adorable buddy to attach to your phone Pops into your headphone jack and stays put (Pop it out if you need to use your headphones!) Blind box packaging makes your charm a mystery All your favorite tokidoki characters are here 12 Phonzies in the set -- collect them all! Compatibility: Any device with a headphone jack Dimensions: 3/4" tall tokidoki Unicornos FAQ You say these are "Blind Boxed." What does that mean? It means you can't choose which one of the assortment you receive. If you buy one or more units of this product you will get a random selection of the figures shown. What if I buy five? Will I get five different models? Maybe. Maybe not. It is unlikely, but all five may be the same. They are random. I want a specific one now! Why can't you dig around in a box somewhere, find the one I want and mail it to me? Two reasons: 1. Our Robotic Warehouse Monkeys don't have the ability to discern the difference between various mini figures. They use their mechanical claw hands to reach into a box and pull some items for your order. You get what you get. 2. The packaging on these toys makes it hard from the outside to tell what figure they contain. We would have to open the sealed package and hunt for specific mini figures. This is not really feasible. Or a good idea. Plus, it lets us give you an awesome surprise, which we like doing.
USB Toast Handwarmers
"There was squee-fest in the ThinkGeek office when we got the sample for these USB Toast Handwarmers. The head Squee-er was Assistant Merchant Monkey Andrea, who danced down the halls singing about the cuteness of tooooast. Jazz hands while wearing stuffed toast gloves? Andrea did it. Since she's a huge fan of French toast (with challah, naturally), we weren't surprised that she latched on to these handwarmers and wouldn't let go. USB Toast Handwarmers are squishy and adorable, but the genius is when you plug them into the nearest USB ports and switch them on. In just a few moments, your hands will be wonderfully toasty. And yes, you CAN type while wearing them. Your friendly neighborhood copywriter monkey has been doing just that! Of course, she's under strict direction to return them to Andrea the French Toast Queen when she's done writing this product description. Get your own toasty warm hands and conquer your always-freezing office with adorable plush foodstuff. Product Specifications Strap some toast to your hands to keep them toasty warm Plug into your USB port and they get toasty quickly Set your level of warmth to low or high Adjustable strap lets you get them as snug as you like Size: One size fits most hands Dimensions: Each toast is 5.5"" x 5.5"" Weight: Each toast weighs only 2 oz Cord length: 57"" Compatibility: PC, Mac, Linux, any USB-enabled device that can handle 5V, 3W with 1.5M USB line. Note: While totally adorable, these are not suitable for children under 6. Addendum: Sadly, not edible."
N7 Tech Hoodie
"You have graduated from an elite training program. You should show that off. But not in a ""Hey look at me! I'm a big, famous, Marine"" kinda way. That's not how you do that. Something subtle like this N7 jacket. It's understated. It's stylish. It's elegant. Another person would have to be a player, too, to recognize it, so it's like a Mass Effect fan divining rod. Only it works. And let's face it. When we're talking about Mass Effect, this is one of the simplest decisions you'll have to make. 100% polyester hoodie features full-zip, N7 logo embroidered on chest, and stripe down the right arm. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Note: To extend the life of the hoodie, wash it with the zipper fully zipped. You don't want to end up wearing a rogue sock stuck to your face. Please reference the table below to choose your size. 100% polyester full-zip fleece hoodie. N7 embroidery on chest. Custom-sewn armour stripe panels down the right sleeve. Three exterior pockets. Blizzard-style neck for extra cold days (fastens with hook and loop). Sleek gunmetal N7 zipper pull. Metal drawstring caps. S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 42 in. 46 in. 49 in. 53 in. 55 in. 57 in. Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in. 33 1/2 in. Sleeve Length(from center back of neck inc. cuff) 34 1/2 in. 35 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. 39 1/2 in."
N7 Armor Stripe Tee
We've noticed something while playing through the Mass Effect games again: everybody has really toned bodies. There must be a heck of a personal trainer in some gym on the Normandy or on the Citadel or somewhere. Of course, with biotics, it's probably just programmed into them to burn off calories at an alarming rate. The rest of us will just have to hit the ol' treadmill in our quest to look more like Shep. At least we can catch up on listening to our podcasts... N7 Armor stripes in 100% premium cotton t-shirt in black. Please Note: The process of printing over the seam may cause minor imperfections.
Angry Birds Space Light-Up LED Lazer Bird Shirt
Lazer Birds iconic laser goggles are featured in this shirt. Is he Cyclops? Or is he a Cylon centurion? Either way, were a little weirded out by his roaming red eye. If youre looking to express your love for Angry Birds or just weird out your Battlesta
LEGO® Star Wars Abbey Road T-Shirt - Brown, S
While walking along the road, they saw a crosswalk and noticed a building across from there where there was some beautiful music playing. They just had to walk across to get to that building. They walked across (like you see in the image above), enjoyed the music, played happily in the park close by, and then when they got tired, they ate some fish and chips and went back home for a nap. What a wonderful way to spend a day!
Critical Hit LED D20 Die by ThinkGeek
We have two audiences for this item, so we'll address you separately: PLAYERS: You know that amazing feeling you get when you roll a crit? The sight of the "20" on your die blasts straight up into the pleasure center of your brain and you feel like a million astral diamonds. (Except when you roll a crit for initiative. That's just lame. Especially if you're the cleric... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Boba Fett Fitted Tank Top
"We love our friends at Her Universe, but sometimes their products are ever-so-slightly off from what we need. See, they sell this fierce tank top as part of a set. Specifically, it comes with a pair of panties that say, ""I have a Boba Fett-ish!"" across the rear. And a Boba Fett who is more or less chibi, depending on the size of your butt. It's cute. It's funny... once. We decided we didn't want to worry about what our Boba looked like or whether or not he was showing through our light-colored pants, so we asked if we could get just the tank. And they were happy to do it for us, which is just one of the many reasons we love them. For folks who want the kit and kaboodle for your.. kaboodle, you can pick it up here. For the rest of us who just need the tank (or who came factory-equipped with different sized tops and bottoms), we're here for you. Fierce, 100% cotton, red tank top with the Mandalorian symbol screenprinted across the front large in black. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Don't let the measurements scare you. You know how ribbed tank tops stretch? This one is meant to, also. It's 100% cotton. If you have a favorite tank top at home, measure it (when you're not wearing it) 1"" below the armpits, all the way around, and match that to the below. If not, make an educated guess. The mannequin above is 33"" around her breasts, and she's wearing a medium, so it's stretching c. 8 inches. Measure around the widest part of your chest. Subtract 8 to get a similar fit to the mannequin above. If you land between two sizes round down to have it fit tighter, up to make it fit looser. Also, since this shirt is 100% cotton, if you get one that fits you perfectly, do not wash it in warm water or put it in the dryer. Wash in cold and lay flat to dry. Likewise, if it turns out a little big, but not enough to warrant a smaller size, toss it in the dryer on tumble dry low with the rest of your clothes and it should shrink up a bit. S M L XL Chest 23 in. 25 in. 27 in. 29 in. Front Length 22 3/4 in. 23 3/4 in. 24 3/4 in. 25 3/4in."
Ice Speed Chess Set
The old men at the park will be green with envy. Pop these unique chess game ice trays in the freezer while you consider your opening move. Play a Winner Eat All game with frozen juice pieces and an aggressive strategy or use colored water and see how many games you can play before your pawns melt. Or just have chess piece ice for your mojito. Your move...
Origami Sticky Notes
Origami is a Japanese art which is practiced to create a representation of an object using paper folding and crease patterns typically without using glue or cutting the paper. Now you can practice origami in the office and make use of all the old sticky notes you have plastered to your desk. These Origami Sticky Notes provide something fun for those dull moments at the office. You can now re-cycle your old sticky notes and turn them in to paper 3-D models...
Are you ready to play the game of yesteryear in the world of tomorrow? Cruise around the Futurama themed game board and use your Professorland Fun Bucks to buy up Planet Express, Future-Roma, and Mom's Friendly Robot Company. There are even six collectible tokens, including everyone's favorite robot with a shiny metal posterior. Hobnob with huggable industrialist Mom, dance with the Robot Devil, and take a mutated plunge into Sewer City and try not to get mutated while there. Mind the Hypnotoad! Custom Resi-Domes and People Hives replace traditional houses and hotels. Play it like traditional Monopoly (with a Futurama twist) or use the 60 minute speed play rules for a much shorter game. Happy gaming, meatbags. Product Specifications Monopoly in the year 3000 Hobnob with Mom, dance with the Robot Devil, mind the Hypnotoad Familiar, traditional Monopoly game play for 2-6 players, ages 8+ Player tokens include Bender & Hypnotoad Resi-Domes and People Hives replace the traditional houses and hotels Chance & Community Chest are now: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! and ATTENTION PUNY HUMANS! 60 minute speed play rules included - no more 5 hour Monopoly games!
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
24 Port USB Monster Hub
We have this problem with hubs, a circle of fail type of problem. We notice we require a hub. We count the amount of things we want to plug into said hub, and then we buy a hub of approximately that size. Then two months later, we realize we've acquired a bunch more things we'd like to plug in, but we don't have the available ports. D'oh. So we get a slightly larger hub. Which is great! For a couple months.....
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
Daakusaido (aka Dark Side)
"In today's lesson, subtitlers for Japanese bootleg DVDs will learn how to make English nouns plural. In order to make an object plural, add ""ses."" For instance: I hope that these dreamses really can't become. If the word already ends in ""s,"" add ""eses"" to make it plural. Some example sentenceses: I had enough of these politicseses. Send these troopseses only. This helpful grammar tip brought to you by some elephants and the Presbyterian Church. A Stormtrooper and Darth Vader on a red cotton t-shirt with the Japanese ""Daakusaido"" (aka Dark Side) vertically. Note: the print is distressed and the fabric is extra soft for a vintage feel."
Samurai Sword Chopstick Sets
"Eating Asian food is probably one of our pastimes here at ThinkGeek. Right by the office, we have a friendly Japanese place with sushi and bento boxes, a Vietnamese place to get our pho on, two scrumptious vegetarian Indian buffets, and even a Thai place with a garden dining area lined in hot pepper plants. And even though Sheldon would yell at us for using chopsticks to eat our Thai food, we do it anyway. You know why? Because eating with chopsticks is FUN with a capital FUN. When we first saw these, we were like, ""Oh cool! Chopsticks that look like samurai swords! WANT!"" Then we looked a little closer and realized that they're modeled after the weapons of actual samurai. Allow us to introduce you: Maeda Toshimasu (better known as Maeda Keiji) fought with Uesugi's clan and was best known for breaking through enemy lines in the battle against the Mogami with only eight riders. If you're ever in Japan you can check out Keiji's armor at the Miyasaka Museum. Sanada Saemon-no-Suke Yukimura (Sanada Yukimura for short!) was an excellent military tactician, winning battles even if his forces were outnumbered. He was called ""a hero who may appear once in a hundred years"" and a ""crimson demon of war."" Date Masamune was known as the one-eyed dragon due to his outstanding tactical skills and (more notably) his missing eye. Masamune's army was instantly recognizable by their black armor and golden head gear. Fan of Japanese stuff, eating Asian food, or swords? Maybe like us, you can say heck yes to all three. Pick up a set of these chopsticks and make your next meal infinitely more badass. Product Specifications Specialty chopsticks that look just like samurai swords Imported from Japan, where swords are serious business Detailed handles reproduce those of samurai swords Accented with gold highlights Functional and decorative, won't cut your tongue like a real sword Comes with a stand so you can keep your chopsticks off the dirty table between bites NOTE: ThinkGeek does not endorse putting real swords in your mouth."
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Fitted Ladies' Tee - Royal Blue, S
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paused the TV and went over to teh Intarwebs to do research. And indeed, we found the page by Sam Kass, the genius behind this version. His phenomenon must now be part of our life...
MythBusters' Gear - Failure is Always an Option
"Good scientists will tell you that any test that yields valid data is a valid test. They might be a bit depressed when they say it, but it's true. Other scientists who will argue that any test is valid if you learn something from the experience. This is particularly true of ones who can't predict what's going to happen. We're not talking about the ability to know ahead of time the result of an experiment. That's the point of doing the experiment in the fist place. But on the most basic level, what's going to happen? The sort of unexpected things that happen when you mix Jamie with C4 or killer robots and Grant (hint: they weren't killer to begin with). We kid. We kid. But failure is an important part of the learning process, in both science and life. If you haven't already heard it and have a free half hour, listen to Adam Savage's speech at Maker Faire Bay Area 2009 on some of his colossal failures for perspective. And then come back here and buy this shirt. Because failure is always an option. Adam's catchprhase from MythBusters, ""Failure is always an option,"" stenciled in yellow and black on the front of an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed MythBusters' gear."