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OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy
$17.99
OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy
And so, to make a long story short (too late!), we captured the UFO and used their alien technology to advance the pastime of thumb twiddling. Oh, you should have been there. Well, at least you can enjoy the fruits of our labors with this other-worldly named OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy. Read on, till truth make all things plain. Each OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy is six discs combined in a very special way. If you turn them inside out (or outside in), they will form a sort of 3d kaleidoscope. Plus, since each disc is detachable, you can combine to form new patterns and lengths. Just the thing for idle hands to enjoy losing their idleness to. As you manipulate your OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy, you'll realize (somehow) that OSM stands for Object for Spatial Manipulation and it's pronounced "awesome." OSM: Spatial Manipulation Toy Turn it inside out and watch the endless, 3D, kaleidoscopic pattern. A much more enjoyable way to pass time and keep your hands nimble than twiddling your thumbs. Great stress reliever. Adding your own meditating sounds is optional. Lead, phthalate, and BPA-free. Pull them apart and make your own patterns and length. Available in Black or White (or get one of each and mix-and-match). Dimension: approx. 3.75" x 3.75" x 1.75"
ThinkGeek
Globe Ice Lantern Kit
$29.99 $1.99
Globe Ice Lantern Kit
"Fire and water don't seem like they should be friends, but they are when they meet in the proper way. And what is that proper way? Why, by freezing said water into a ball of ice and putting fire into the center - thus creating one of the most unique lighting solutions since setting collecting lightning in jars. They are called Globe Ice Lanterns and we offer them to you in this aptly-named Globe Ice Lantern Kit. People in cold climates have actually been making ice lanterns for bajillions of years. The Globe Ice Lantern Kit brings this beautiful bit of retro-tech to everyone, though, as it's easy to make in your own house or office. All you need is an empty freezer and water. We won't go into the particulars, but you'll be building a shell of ice under which a candle (regular or LED) can rest. OR, flip that sucker around and have a frozen punch bowl or giant shrimp cocktail display piece. Use them inside as centerpieces or outside to line your driveway or something, Globe Ice Lanterns are elementally beautiful. The lanterns you'll create with your Globe Ice Lantern Kit are cool and hot - literally (literally, literally). Globe Ice Lantern Kit Make 2 sizes of ice lanterns easy in your own freezer. Globes range from 8-30lbs (soccer ball size to large basketball size)! Make 6 Globe Ice Lanterns with this kit. Just add water and freezer (not included, of course). Can be used in any climate or season, inside or out. Of course, the colder it is, the longer they'll last. Includes: 1 Detailed Instruction Guide, 6 Premium Heavyweight Balloons, 6 Clean-burning Candles, 3 Easy-close Clips, 2 Small Freezing Bases, 1 Large Freezing Base, and 1 Insulating Disk. Extra Details: Small Globe Ice Lanterns: approx. 7-8"" diameter will last about 5-8 hours (using LED lights could double these times). Large Globe Ice Lanterns: approx. 11-13"" will last about 12-24 hours (using LED lights could double these times)."
ThinkGeek
Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls
$79.99
Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls
Monsters are a real and serious threat to the sanity and sleep quality of parents everywhere. As long as our geeklings think that monsters present a real danger, they won't sleep. And if the geeklings don't sleep, nobody sleeps. The problem with your standard night light is that it only illuminates one part of the room. Sure, you could plug in multiples, but at that point, you might as well leave all the lights on. The Glo Nightlight looks a bit like alien plant life...
ThinkGeek
Carnivorous Creations Plant Terrarium Kit, Multicolor
$29.99 $24.99
Carnivorous Creations Plant Terrarium Kit, Multicolor
Carnivorous kit lets you grow your own meat-eating plants in a boglike setting. Growing dome provides a place for your hungry creations to thrive and can be decorated with a number of scenic decals. Unique planting mixture offers a rich, peat-based compound for an ideal environment. Blue swamp rock creates a colorful, eye-catching surface for your plants to grow between, and Bog Buddies toys can be use to decorate the swampy scene. Seed packets feature over ten kinds of hungry species, including: venus fly trap, yellow trumpet, hooded pitcher plant, purple pitcher plant, pale trumpet and temperature sundew plants. Plants are easy to grow, offering a resilient organism that's simple to maintain. Details: Set includes: growing dome, planting mixture, swamp rocks, seed packet, 3 photo decals, 3 bog buddies, information sheet & instructions. Ages 4 years & up Model no. 4099160 Size: One size. Color: Multicolor. Gender: Unisex. Age Group: Kids.
Kohl's
Black Forest Ent Tree Statue
$149.00
Black Forest Ent Tree Statue
Bark, the Black Forest Ent Tree Statue Raising his twisted and gnarled arms, this ferocious-faced tree ent (Anglo Saxon for giant) was inspired by the imaginative troll-tales of Tolkien and other fantasy spinners. Our two-foot-high inhabitant of Middle Earth was amazingly sculpted 360 degrees, cast in quality designer resin and painstakingly hand-painted to help you protect your very own kingdom. A Toscano exclusive for home or garden! 16"W x 12"D x 24"H. 15 lbs.
SkyMall, Inc.
Raptor Skeleton Sculpture
$34.95
Raptor Skeleton Sculpture
Raptor Skeleton Garden Sculpture Surprise garden visitors with your own archeological "findings!" Be your very own archeologist with this sun-bleached discovery from the Mesozoic Era! Unearth your very own raptor with this three-piece sculpture sure to surprise garden visitors as they discover an archeological dig hidden right in your landscape. Stretching over two feet long, this quality designer resin sculpture replicates the weathered bones of extinct reptiles that once roamed the earth. The flat back allows for optional wall hanging. 27"W x 2"D x 10 1/2"H. 4 lbs.
SkyMall, Inc.
Designer 60 x 60 Redondo Whirlpool Tub - Finish: White
$3,196.20
Designer 60 x 60 Redondo Whirlpool Tub - Finish: White
HYDR1459: Features: -Bathtub.-Oval shape.-Two person tub.-Soft touch electronic on/off control switch with 30 minute integral timer.-Ozone sanitation system.-Anti vortex safety suction.-Automatic purge.-Center drain location.-6 Fully directional adjustable PVC jets.-Capacity: 80 Gallon.-CUL, UL, UPC, USPC and IAPMO listed.-Made in USA.-20 H x 60 W x 60 D. Construction: -Lucite cast acrylic construction. Specifications: -2.25 HP single speed pump. Collection: -Designer collection.
Buy.com
Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles
$17.95
Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles
"Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles Catch those crevice crumbs with ease. This handy USB-powered Micro-Vac is a handy tool that cleans up dust and lightweight crumbs that get stuck in hard-to-get cracks and crevices. Use with power from a USB port on your computer, or in your vehicle using a USB power adapter (not included). What You Get Swiss+Tech USB-powered Micro-Vac Flexible rubber nozzle Bristle nozzle Manufacturer's 1-year limited warranty Swiss+Tech USB-Powered Micro-Vac with 2 Nozzles Features Collects dust and small dirt particles from your car, home or office USB powered - quickly plugs into a USB port for instant power LED light helps you see the area you're cleaning High-power button for extra suction Small size means you can easily store it in a glove compartment or desk drawer Twist off dirt cup to quickly empty dirt from the vacuum Specs Material Composition: Plastic Measurements: Approx. 6.3""L x 1.2""W x 1.6"" Deep Weight: Approx. 0.18 lb. Country of Origin: China Notes"
HSN.com - Home Shopping Network
R200 Massage Chair Recliner - Color: Brown
$1,344.99
R200 Massage Chair Recliner - Color: Brown
Repose R200 Massage Lounger Chair Recliner Automatic Programs Contemporary.Authorized dealer-warranty is valid.Paradise is just a touch away with the new REPOSE model R200 Massage Lounger. Total 3 Auto Massage Programs. Kneading, Knocking and Synchronized Massages. Easy to use remote control embedded on the side of chair. Also offers Calf and Thigh Airbag Massages from light to firm. Automatic Recline and Incline, with automatic timer and a contemporary design. R200 also swivels 60 degrees from left to right.
Buy.com
Glow in the Dark Path Markers
$14.95
Glow in the Dark Path Markers
Glow in the Dark Path Markers Illuminate your flower beds or mark your walkways with the Glow in the Dark Path Markers by Trademark Home Collection. 15 pieces of plastic path markers allow you to configure your path markers where you want them. Eight brown rock like markers are accentuated by 7 glowing markers, each marker attaches to a 2.45 inch nail to hold securely where you place it. Highlight your garden or path with the Glow in the Dark Path Markers by Trademark Home Collection. Features: Durable Plastic Construction 8 Brown Rock Styled Pieces Each Measure: 9.67 x 4.02 x .24 inches 7 Glowing Pieces Each Measure: 3.12 x 4.02 x .28 inches 23 Nails Each Measure: 2.45 x .32 x .32 inches Combine Pieces to form a Path up to 99 inches Long No Batteries Required
SkyMall, Inc.
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
$49.99
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
ThinkGeek
Care Medical History Bracelet Pink
$19.99
Care Medical History Bracelet Pink
The Care Medical History Bracelet &Nbsp;&Nbsp;&Nbsp; &Ldquo;The World&Rsquo;S First Electronic Medical Id Bracelet!&Rdquo; X-Small: 6.5 In/15.9 Cm Small: 7 In/17.9 Cm Medium: 7.5 In/19 Cm Large: 8.25 In/21 Cm X-Large: 9 In/22.9 Cm The Care Medical History Bracelet Allows You To Carry All Your Medical And Emergency Contact Information On Your Wrist! Unlike Old Fashion Medical Alert Bracelets, The Care Medical History Bracelet Can Carry All Your Emergency Information Like Drug Prescriptions (To Avoid Drug Interactions), List A Specific Medical Condition (Such As Diabetes Or Alzheimer&Rsquo;S), Emergency Contact Information (Including Your Photo), Doctor&Rsquo;S Name, Insurance Information And More! In Case Of An Emergency Or If You Are Incapacitated, Emergency Personnel Can See The Medical Alert Symbol On Your Care Medical History Bracelet And Know Right Away That It Contains Emergency Medical Information. The Design Of The Care Medical History Bracelet Allows The Band To Be Plugged Into Any Pc, Including Laptops Carried By Emergency Personnel. Your Medical Information, Including History, Can Then Be Easily Accessed. The Care Medical History Bracelet Is Designed From A Durable Safe Polyvinyl Chloride Resin And A Homopolymer Suspension Resin And Contains No Latex. The Design Has A Locking Mechanism So You Can Wear It With Confidence And It Is Waterproof! It Is Perfect For A Loved One, Anyone With A Medical Condition, Caregivers, Athletes, Business Travelers As Well As Parents Who Want To Leave Their Children&Rsquo;S Emergency And Medical Information With A Babysitter. There Are Already Several Major Medical Clinics That Are Providing The Care Medical History Bracelet To Their Patients As Part Of Their Patient Care Program. Therefore, You Can Be Assured That It Is Trusted By Medical Professionals. It Works By Simply Inserting The Enclosed Software, Which Can Be Read In English Or Spanish , Into Any Computer And Entering Your Information. The Software Is Easy To Navigate And Can Hold Information For Either Yourself Or Your Entire Family! Once You&Rsquo;Ve Entered The Information Into Your Computer Just Download It Onto Your Care Medical History Bracelet And You Are Ready To Go. Your Information Can Be Updated At Anytime And Can Even Be Printed Out So You Can Provide A Hardcopy Of Your Information. (The Hardcopy Will Contain All The Information Normally Required During A Doctor&Rsquo;S Visit And Can Save You Time From Filling Out The Numerous Forms Required While Visiting A Doctor Or An Emergency Room.) The Care Medical History Bracelet Will Provide You With &Ldquo;Peace Of Mind&Rdquo;! Instructions Are In English And Spanish.
Walgreens
Care Medical History Bracelet Green
$19.99
Care Medical History Bracelet Green
The Care Medical History Bracelet &Nbsp;&Nbsp;&Nbsp; &Ldquo;The World&Rsquo;S First Electronic Medical Id Bracelet!&Rdquo; X-Small: 6.5 In/15.9 Cm Small: 7 In/17.9 Cm Medium: 7.5 In/19 Cm Large: 8.25 In/21 Cm X-Large: 9 In/22.9 Cm The Care Medical History Bracelet Allows You To Carry All Your Medical And Emergency Contact Information On Your Wrist! Unlike Old Fashion Medical Alert Bracelets, The Care Medical History Bracelet Can Carry All Your Emergency Information Like Drug Prescriptions (To Avoid Drug Interactions), List A Specific Medical Condition (Such As Diabetes Or Alzheimer&Rsquo;S), Emergency Contact Information (Including Your Photo), Doctor&Rsquo;S Name, Insurance Information And More! In Case Of An Emergency Or If You Are Incapacitated, Emergency Personnel Can See The Medical Alert Symbol On Your Care Medical History Bracelet And Know Right Away That It Contains Emergency Medical Information. The Design Of The Care Medical History Bracelet Allows The Band To Be Plugged Into Any Pc, Including Laptops Carried By Emergency Personnel. Your Medical Information, Including History, Can Then Be Easily Accessed. The Care Medical History Bracelet Is Designed From A Durable Safe Polyvinyl Chloride Resin And A Homopolymer Suspension Resin And Contains No Latex. The Design Has A Locking Mechanism So You Can Wear It With Confidence And It Is Waterproof! It Is Perfect For A Loved One, Anyone With A Medical Condition, Caregivers, Athletes, Business Travelers As Well As Parents Who Want To Leave Their Children&Rsquo;S Emergency And Medical Information With A Babysitter. There Are Already Several Major Medical Clinics That Are Providing The Care Medical History Bracelet To Their Patients As Part Of Their Patient Care Program. Therefore, You Can Be Assured That It Is Trusted By Medical Professionals. It Works By Simply Inserting The Enclosed Software, Which Can Be Read In English Or Spanish , Into Any Computer And Entering Your Information. The Software Is Easy To Navigate And Can Hold Information For Either Yourself Or Your Entire Family! Once You&Rsquo;Ve Entered The Information Into Your Computer Just Download It Onto Your Care Medical History Bracelet And You Are Ready To Go. Your Information Can Be Updated At Anytime And Can Even Be Printed Out So You Can Provide A Hardcopy Of Your Information. (The Hardcopy Will Contain All The Information Normally Required During A Doctor&Rsquo;S Visit And Can Save You Time From Filling Out The Numerous Forms Required While Visiting A Doctor Or An Emergency Room.) The Care Medical History Bracelet Will Provide You With &Ldquo;Peace Of Mind&Rdquo;! Instructions Are In English And Spanish.
Walgreens
Bubble Wrap Suit
$14.99
Bubble Wrap Suit
We had a dream: a dream of space travel, of living amongst all the aliens in the universe. Of course, were were mocked when we started wearing the bubble wrap suits. They thought we looked ridiculous. But who's laughing now? We are! (And we're flying through outer space while doing it, so our mockers looks very, very small.) Of course, there's always a jokester on board who decides it would be hilarious to pop all the bubbles in someone's suit. Listen, we know it's totally fun to do that, but now we have to buy a whole new suit for the big meeting with the aliens regarding a certain planet. They won't think we're cool if all our bubbles are popped. We can't break the ice at the interstellar mixer if there's nothing to pop! Product Specifications Bubble Wrap Suit for cosplay or everyday Inspired by the infamous space travel suit from the movie "Dude, Where's My Car?" Only functional if used in conjunction with the word 'Zoltan". Recommended use with the 'Z' hand symbol as well. Elastic band waist on pants, hook and loop closure on jacket One size fits most adults: Chest (measure under armpits): 46" Waist (elastic band): 26" - 40" Inseam (crotch to floor): 30"
ThinkGeek
Magnetter Key Hanger
$15.99
Magnetter Key Hanger
In the realm of household organization, there's nothing simpler than a hook. They're good for keys, coats, and pirates. Come-on, who ever saw a pirate without a hook? By the way, if you ever ask a pirate why they always wear an eyepatch, they'll probably tell you - "...yar, first day with the hook..." Modern day pirates wouldn't replace a lopped-off hand with a hook, no sir. They would have gone high-tech. Imagine slapping a ten pound neodymium magnet to the end of their stumps! Well, maybe that's a bad idea. Those suckers would be hard to pull off of a cannonball, and you really want to be able to drop those before you fire them out of a cannon. Still, magnets of a certain size are useful. Tirelessly holding onto your keys, for example, with no visible means of support. It's almost magical! Take this plain sheet of polished wood for instance. Just touch your key ring to this board, and hidden magnets grasp your booty (your keys, sicko) and hold fast! Sleek and modern, they hold onto your keys without the potential for massive eye-trauma.
ThinkGeek
Aurora Glow Solar String Lights
$50.99
Aurora Glow Solar String Lights
Aurora Glow Solar String Lights Illuminate your outdoor spaces with beautiful and festive solar powered hand-blown glass string lights. Six lights crafted from hand-blown glass and luminescent details adorn a clear wire and come complete with six high powered LED lights and copper hanging hooks. Aurora Glow string lights are powered by the sun, with a solar panel located nearly 15 feet away from the first glass globe. The hand-crafted Aurora Glow string lights are beautiful wrapped amidst the greenery of an arbor, archway, tree or deck railing. Perfect for an outdoor room or beneath an umbrella! Equipped with a photo light sensor, the lights will turn themselves on at dusk and off at dawn. Totally sustainable, hang beautiful Aurora Glow string lights once and enjoy their artisan glow every night! Length: 25 Feet Order yours from Brookstone today!
Brookstone
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Ladies' Shirt
$19.99
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Ladies' Shirt
Everybody likes photosynthesis. It's hard not to if you breathe. When we saw the new UV-sensitive ink, we knew what we had to use it for. Plus, printing the formula for photosynthesis on a shirt that reacts to sunlight is our super sneaky way of getting more Vitamin D into our customers. Here's how the shirt reads: 6CO2 + 6H2O + photons -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 Leaves and roots grow out of the formula when the shirt is exposed to UV light. The leaves and roots are visible but very faint indoors. The whole glorious mess is printed on an eco-friendly 100% certified organic cotton, 4.3 oz. natural (off-white) ladies' shirt. For maximum life of the design, machine wash cold, inside out. Do not iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 31 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 42 in.
ThinkGeek
John Moncrieff Memory Balloon Ceiling Light
£155.00
John Moncrieff Memory Balloon Ceiling Light
A unique balloon light, suitable for ceiling use. The memory balloon is a light inspired by memories of childhood, and is perfect for a child's room, nursery or anyone with a sense of fun! Our most fun light has to be this one! Take yourself back to those simple times with this playful light. This is one balloon that won't float away, allowing you to enjoy the light and its charming presence any time. Made from triplex glass, these lights are individually hand blown in the Czech Republic by Brokis and brought to you by John Moncrieff Lighting. Due to the hand made nature of the product, there can be colour dilution and variation or small bub
Notonthehighstreet.com
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
$49.99 $29.99
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
ThinkGeek
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
$79.99
The Ex - Unique Knife Set and Holder
We'll get right to the point with this product - it's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood. We're not sure who the designer might have been thinking of when he created this but we definitely like the results. And it includes five knives!. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and will be the talk of the party! It's an innovative knife suspension system with individual protective knife sleeves for each blade. The five knives are made from heavy gauge durable stainless steel. The slots are magnetized to secure knives in the holder. Overall, we'd say The Ex Knife Set is very cutting edge!
ThinkGeek
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
$24.99
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
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Lumadot LED Umbrella
$29.99 $14.99
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
ThinkGeek
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
$9.99
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
ThinkGeek
Drinklip Portable cupholder
$19.99
Drinklip Portable cupholder
"It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you ""need"" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25"" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size)"
ThinkGeek
Soylent Green Crackers
$8.99 $3.99
Soylent Green Crackers
"The year is 2022. The world has grown more crowded each year, and as the population has grown, the means to feed that population have dwindled. We couldn't go hungry; something had to be done. That's where the Soylent Corporation stepped in and saved us all. Forget their Soylent Red and Yellow - their crowning achievement has been Soylent Green. And now we share their wondrous invention with you: Soylent Green Crackers. Soylent Green Crackers are the food stuff the world has been waiting for. A pleasing green cracker is low in fat and full of spinach, high energy plankton, and a special blend of herbs and people. Wait, what? Did we say people? DID WE SAY PEOPLE? OH SNAP - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! Ok, it's not really people. But Soylent Green Crackers are delicious and a great conversation piece. So remember, Soylent Green Crackers are not really made of people. Or are they? For nutrition information, click here. Soylent Green Crackers Healthy crackers, powered by spinach and plankton. Beautiful (and frightening) vintage-look packaging! Fully licensed edible collectible (i.e. eat the crackers and keep the box!) May or may not contain people. 100% of the electricity used to make these crackers and box comes from green power sources. Net Wt: 4.4oz (approx 10 servings). Box Dimensions: approx. 4.5"" x 7.635"" x 2.5"""
ThinkGeek
Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
ThinkGeek
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
$29.99
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
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Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
$12.99 $4.99
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
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Leather Statement Cuff
$45.99 $29.99
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose from Courage: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) - e.e. cummings Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Super Me: If I gotta be me, I'm gonna be SUPER me!!! (with an inscribed lightning bolt above and attribution below) Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
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Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
$24.99
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...
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Water Powered Clock
$11.99 $6.99
Water Powered Clock
OK, so generating electrical power from water might not require quantum math, but it is pretty darn interesting. And it's nice to see science and engineering play nice together to bring folks like you an attractive desktop clock that is powered solely on water (or really any electrolytic fluid like soda, coffee, BAWLS or even Beer). We would be civilized to only call you moronic if you bought this clock and used BAWLS to power it, but in the end you are the music maker, you are the dreamer of dreams and I suppose we would just have to respect that decision. The water clock will display the time and date in clear easy to read numbers just moments after you fill the liquid reservoirs in the back with the liquid of your choice. We've had ours running for weeks so far and the water levels have barely descended and we haven't had to refill it at all. How does it work? Magic mostly. And a little bit of science too. The internal converter simply extracts electrons from water (or other liquid) molecules and provides a steady stream of electrical current acting as a fuel cell to generate power to the clock. Attractively packaged with translucent blue siding and a mirrored front. You can even use the water reservoirs on the back to hold flowers! But guess what? Flowers aren't included! Neither are batteries! Neither is the water! Sad? Here, giving you the dimensions should make you happier: 6" x 4" x 2 1/2". Now buy one.
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Midnight Shot Extended Range Night Vision Camera
$179.99
Midnight Shot Extended Range Night Vision Camera
Digital cameras aren't exactly the most exciting gadgets these days... that's why you can trust your friends at ThinkGeek to up the ante and deliver the Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera. You get 12.0 megapixels and an invisible infrared flash to light up your subjects in total darkness. Or experiment with Infrared photography that lets you do crazy stuff like see through some types of fabric and materials. The Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera is switchable between standard photography mode and infrared night-shot mode. When you enter night-shot the infrared blocking filter normally over the lens retracts to let all infrared light through, at the same time a super-bright IR LED invisibly illuminates (to your eyes) the entire scene. You'll notice that during the daytime in night vision mode you can see through some types of clothing, paper and other various thin materials. This is because infrared light can penetrate these surfaces while light visible to the human eye bounces off. The Midnight Shot sees both visible light and infrared light, making both viewable to humans. If you want to accentuate this effect you can make your own (or buy) an infrared filter which allows only infrared light to pass through, eliminating the visible light spectrum. Here are some details: http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/04/the-improved-diy-infrared-filter-for-stygian-photogs/ Important Note: Respect the privacy of your fellow humans and don't use the Midnight Shot Night Vision Camera for evil. Product Features Night vision digital camera: Shoot in total darkness up to 20 feet Switch between night vision or daytime mode Shoots stills or videos Built-in IR illumination without flash Lens: f=7.45mmm Image Sizes: 1.3M: 1280 x 960 - 3M: 2048 x 1536 - 5M: 2560 x 1920 - 9M: 3488 x 2608 -12M: 3920 x 2490 Digital Zoom: 8x LCD Display: 3” LTPS LCD Focus: Fixed Focus Range: 0.4m ~ Infinity / Macro 0.12 - 0.4m Shutter: Electronic Shutter Speed: ¼ - 1/3000 seconds Exposure EV: AE/+-2EV (1/3 EV Step) Flash: Electronic Flash Night Vision: 3 LED IR Illumination Internal Memory: 16MB External Memory: Uses standard SD cards up to 8GB Photo Format: JPEG Video Format: AVI Video Resolution: 640 x 480 Battery: 900mAh 3.7v Li-ion Dimension/Weight: 97x59x18mm, 108.5g
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Freeloader Pico Solar Charger
$39.99
Freeloader Pico Solar Charger
Being a monkey, Timmy the ThinkGeek monkey is all too familiar with life in the wilderness, swinging from trees, flinging poo on unsuspecting ground-dwellers, eating bananas. But things have changed. Back in the day, you had to write a message on a leaf and send it from monkey to monkey across the jungle. Today, there are smartphones and netbooks and laptops - oh my! And do you know what? There's nowhere to charge your electronics in the woods. That's right - in the wilderness, there's nobody to hear your low battery beep. Enter a life-changing device for the electronics-savvy yet outdoorsy monkey like yourself - the Freeloader Pico, a compact and lightweight solar charger that will charge up your most vital electronic devices while you're far away from an outlet. That's right, you can freeload off the Sun! The premium quality crystalline solar cells will soak in the Sun's rays by day, and when night falls, you can plug your phone or GPS into the Freeloader Pico and charge it up in just a half hour! When you trek through the wilderness, do it with peace of mind knowing your vital devices will stay charged in case of emergency.
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SeV Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
$59.99 $38.99
SeV Personal Area Network Microfleece Pullover
"Let's face it, you really do not need a real coat when all you do is run from the house to the car to the coffee shop and then into the office. So we have the perfect answer for you... the microfleece pullover. It is a pullover with many secret surprises. The versatile microfleece pullover is a wardrobe necessity. The lightweight, breathable and wicking fabric is great for hiking, biking, travel..everything! The pullover has 5 pockets, including a specially designed chest pocket with a ZIP-PIP for sunglasses and ""back-up,"" patent-pending magnetic closures. The Weight Management System (WMS) for this pocket was an R & D coup...you can't imagine how much testing went into this design. The pullover also features the patented Personal Area Network (PAN), a detachable key chain, an epaulet to attach devices, like walkie-talkies, ventilation eyelets and an adjustable waist cord. Available in black microfleece. Machine Washable. Features: 7 Hidden Pockets, Improved PAN, ZIP-PIP, Hidden Epaulet, Collar Loops, Detachable Key Holder, Subtle Reflective Accents, Special Sunglasses Pocket. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. These are the measurements of the person wearing the shirt, not the shirt itself. S M L XL XXL XXXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in. Waist 30 in. 34 in. 38 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Length 29 1/4 in. 30 in. 31 in. 32 in. 33 in. 34 in. Neck 14 1/2 in. 15 1/2 in. 16 1/2 in. 17 1/2 in. 18 1/2 in. 19 1/2 in. Sleeve Length 33 in. 34 in. 35 in. 36 in. 37 in. 37 in."
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Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits
$29.99
Bare Paint Conductive Paint Kits
Ok, no long stories or goofy anythings. Makers out there - you need to get some of this Bare Paint Conductive Paint right now. It's that important. Why? Because it will revolutionize how you design circuits. Well, now how you design them, but what you put them on. Huh? We'll explain. Read on. Bare Paint Conductive Paint is just what the name implies: conductive paint. You can paint it onto walls, floors, any surface (except skin) and it will conduct electricity. From there, your imagination is the limit for what you can make. And get this: you can (once it's dry) paint over Bare Paint Conductive Paint to help it blend in to the surface it's on. AND, you can then add a new layer of Bare Paint Conductive Paint and the two layers won't interact (giving you the power of overlapping circuits). Get some now and start creating. Just don't forget to send us pictures, 'cause we want to be proud of all you make with your Bare Paint Conductive Paint. Bare Paint Conductive Paint Electrically conductive paint for painting circuits onto things. Yeah, you read that right: the paint becomes part of the circuit. Water based, nontoxic, and dries at room temperature. Perfect for painting onto any surface (except skin). Tech Specs: Density: 1.16 g/ml Surface Resistivity: 55 Ω/Sq @ 50 microns. Shelf Life Unopened: 6 months Drying Temperature: Bare Paint should be allowed to dry at room temperature. Drying time can be reduced by placing Bare Paint under a warm lamp or other low intensity heat source. Power Source: Bare Paint is intended for use with low voltage DC power sources and has not been tested with sources exceeding 12VDC. Higher voltages are not recommended. Repeat: Not for use on skin. Washes off with water - for easy clean up and correction. Includes an instruction/tip booklet on the top of the jar. Net Wt.: 50ml
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Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
$24.99 $17.49
Cool Shooters Ice Shot Glasses
"You are a party viking - a Norse God of Geek-shindigs, and your gatherings are legendary. If there isn't at least one visit from the police or ambulance, people are disappointed. People whisper as you walk down the office hallways, ""did you go to his party Friday night? Dude, Britney was there!"" The two biggest problems in hosting a truly epic party are keeping the drinks cold, and glass breakage. So, the good scientists at ThinkGeek Hootenanny Industries, L.L.C. realized there was a need begging for a product. After weeks of study and drinking well into the night, we found the Cool Shooters Ice shotglasses tray. This silicon rubber tray is shaped like the negative of picardie style shotglasses. Just pour in some water, stick them in the fridge for an hour or so, and unmold 4 perfect shotglasses designed to keep two ounces of your favorite alcohol deliciously chilly while keeping your precious Austrian crystal barware safe and sound. If someone breaks one, who cares? It's ice! Toss it in the sink and make another! ThinkGeek would like to remind everyone to please not drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk. Ooh, terrible joke. Was that a party foul?"
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