"Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape, Bacon, 1.88""x 10 Yards"
High performance strength and adhesion characteristics: Strong and durable: Perfect for crafts and projects
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Periodic BaCoN V-Neck Babydoll
"Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt."
$9.99 $14.99 (- 33%)
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Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
$1.49 $3.99 (- 63%)
Bacon Lip Balm
"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
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If you've ever been eating brunch and your slice of crispy bacon had a delicious run-in with the maple syrup from your waffle, you need to stop reading and just click BUY NOW. This is your condiment. The condiment to end all other condiments. On those mornings when you have time for toast but not enough to fry up some bacon, Bacon Jam will come to your rescue. Bacon Jam is made with love by Kay, a woman who knows her jams, jellies, and bacon. It's a combination of bacon, onion, garlic, honey, maple syrup, coffee, and spices. Sweet and savory, Bacon Jam is delicious on toast, muffins, biscuits, even waffles. We'll warn you, though, once you've had a taste of Bacon Jam, you won't go back to mere fruity jams. You'll be ruined saved for life. For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications Sweet and savory jam for a perfect breakfast treat Made by a small business specializing in homemade style foods Jar contains 4 ounces of savory sweetness One year shelf life unopened Refrigerate after opening
$8.99 $14.99 (- 40%)