New daddy game over diaper duty dark t shirt by CafePress
Yes, game time is over. Diaper duty is on. Happy Fathers Day and congrats to all the new daddys :) dad to be new dad
Lion Giraffe I Am A Genius Girls T-Shirt
Can't see the giraffe? No problem! This little lion put on some stilts. He's a genius. 100% cotton Wash warm; dry low Imported Listed in junior sizes
"Define ""Interesting"" Babydoll"
"Life is interesting. And by interesting, we mean surprising, unexpected, absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, gripping, riveting, entertaining, amusing, diverting, intriguing, and yes, even interesting like trying to land your gorramn ship without a primary buffer panel. Some other great uses for the word interesting: Curse: ""May you live in interesting times."" (Translation: ""We really hope the fates slap you upside the head like you deserve."") Not-A-Lie: ""That's an interesting hair color."" (Translation: ""Did you dip your head in sewage?"") Not-An-HR-Nightmare: ""What an interesting dress!"" (Translation: ""Where's the rest of it?"") Impending Disaster: ""It's certainly an interesting problem."" (Translation: ""We have no clue how to fix it."") Wash's definition of ""Interesting"" in white on a black, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note: These are sized differently than our standard babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. 39 in. 41 in. Front Length 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in. 29 in."
This is the shirt of xkcd's Comic #149, which is so far the most widely-distributed comic xkcd's ever done. It was spotted on the walls at Amazon headquarters and on some of the bigger blags. And now, as per your many email requests, here it is on a shirt! "Make me a sandwich." "What? Make it yourself." "Sudo. Make me a sandwich." "Okay." conversation on in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya Babydoll
"We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, ""Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."" Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. Black babydoll (fitted) shirt with white and red ""Hello my name is..."" sticker over the chest, with Inigo Montoya's full spiel wedged in there."
Bazinga! Fitted Ladies' Tee - Red, XL
Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14...
“I’m much more interesting on the internet” T-Shirt
The perfect t-shirt to lower expectations regarding your conversational skills, but raise your chances of gaining another friend or follower online.
Duct Tape Is Silver T-Shirt
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.; 100% cotton; Wash warm; dry low; Imported; Listed in men's sizes