So Now You're a Zombie
"Ah crap - you've been infected. Now you are going to die, be reanimated, and become one of the undead horde lurching all over the planet's face. But don't feel bad. Rejoice. So Now You're a Zombie is here to help. Holding your hand through your new un-life, So Now You're a Zombie will teach you everything you need to know to survive. All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in So Now You're a Zombie. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about ""life"" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, Flanking Zeds (aka people), the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall. All these tips and techniques will help you secure human prey and their all-important flesh and brains. So Now You're a Zombie - don't get hungry, get braaaaaains."