Forever Alone Statuette
Opening the front door of your mansion, the entryway is beautifully lit by a massive crystal chandelier. Upstairs are a variety of empty rooms you run past in the middle of the night, because of ghosts and all. Downstairs is the huge kitchen that houses the monolithic steel fridge, which contains a bottle of mustard, a jar with six green olives, and a Styrofoam to-go box that was here before you moved in. Just past the kitchen and the living room with the big screen, solitary Ikea Poang chair, and gaming console (with one controller) is your library. Your massive library houses hundreds of leather-bound books, warmly lit by your fireplace. On the mantle, just below a painting of you in a velvet robe, is a series of ivory busts. Among them: Shakespeare, Bach, Lincoln, Athena, Einstein, and one you've recently added. It will have been a decade tomorrow that you've lived alone in this house and it's time you commemorated that feat. Now, among the marbled faces of the greatest individuals in history you have... the Forever Alone Statue. Time to celebrate. You would invite your friends, but... come on... Product Specifications A beloved/hated internet meme, in statue form Now you won't be forever alone. You'll have this! Individually casted in resin and hand-painted Designed in Norway, now manufactured exclusively for ThinkGeek Dimensions: 7 inches tall with support stand Weight: 1.5 lbs.
Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container
"When a Time Lord needs to send a message, technologies like pony express or email just won't do. The psychic container is where it's at: every bit of your message conveyed in exactly the way you meant it to be heard and felt by the recipient. Of course, if it's a bad message, then the sight of the little flying box is not a welcome one. This replica of the psychic container features motion-sensitive light changing effects. Tap the top to turn on the white glow. Tap again for white flickering mode (the most psychic-looking of the effects, in our opinion!), and tap yet again to go into color mode which cycles through a rainbow of colors. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front, reminding us that a Time Lord is eternal. The Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container makes a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table. Product Specifications Time Lord Psychic Container from the BBC TV series Doctor Who Officially licensed Doctor Who collectible From the episode ""The Doctor's Wife"" written by Neil Gaiman Color changing plastic cube with glowing and flickering effects Three modes: Color change, white glow, and white flicker Simply tap the cube to begin the light effects, tap again to turn off Automatically turns off after 10 minutes to conserve battery life Makes a great bedside night light Dimensions: 3.63"" x 3.63"" x 3.63"" Batteries: 3x LR44 batteries (included)"
Retro Series Compact Refrigerator Freezer
"Retro Series 3.1-Cubic Foot Compact Refrigerator Freezer Best of all, this mini refrigerator-freezer has the look and feel of a fabulous 1950 s diner, but has the appeal of a modern appliance. Featuring an adjustable thermostat, separate freezer compartment, bright interior lighting and a spacious, clear fruit and vegetable crisper, the unit also has two removable shelves and storage for 2-liter bottles. It's a fun and stylish addition to any kitchen, rec room or home office! Features Include: Retro styled mini-refrigerator with 3.1-cubic foot capacity Full range adjustable thermostat Separate freezer compartment Spacious, clear fruit and vegetable crisper and two removable shelves Can dispenser holds up to 6 cans of beverages Tall beverage storage holds 2-liter bottle Dimensions: 19.00"" L x 21.00"" W x 33.00"" H Weight: 70.00 LBS"
Chocolate Zombie Bunny
Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are... screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It's a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn't going to stop his murderous rampage. This is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent lagamorph you ever set eyes on! He's not going to nibble your bum; he's going to tear you limb from limb with his nasty, pointy teeth. It's a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. All you need to do is sneak up on him (easier said than done, we've lost several warehouse monkeys to rabbit attacks) and once you've nabbed him, take him out quickly. Use your teeth, brave Knight! Grasp the rabbit firmly in your hands, shove his head in your mouth, and behead him with a single chomp. The cleverest amongst you may notice this item was one of our gag products for April Fools. Problem is the gaggle of regular chocolate bunnies usually available for mid-morning snacks at the ThinkGeek office somehow became infected with a deadly T-Virus. Rather than allowing these delicious infected rabbits to rampage and attack the ThinkGeek staff we decided to ship them to your house... thus turning April Fools into reality. Please enjoy. For nutrition information, click here. Product Specifications No ordinary rabbit Zombie bunny made of solid white chocolate May or may not infect you with a zombie virus Not a silly little bleeder that will nibble your bum April Fools product turned real! Really, this is 8 ounces of vicious, delicious white chocolate Made in the USA
Imagine if a bacon maker actually existed. You keep keep it on your desk in your office and just push a button for a piece of bacon whenever you got hungry. Now, imagine having a bacon maker machine at home. Kids get hungry, just send them to the bacon maker, so you can continue watching TV, playing games, or creating more such fabulous machines! Life would be great! Don't you think? This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Bacon making machine printed on a 100% cotton slate t-shirt. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
Electronic Bubble Wrap Keychain
One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it's good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every bubble. You can't let even one survive or your mission as bubble popper has failed. But what happens when you desire the joy of popping bubble wrap but don't have the time to invest in popping a full 60' roll? Welcome to the future, my friends; electronic bubble wrap is here. Each keychain device has 8 rubbery little "bubble" buttons. They have a pretty close tactile feel to actual bubble wrap. Guess what happens when you push one? That's right, you hear a little pop. In a nutshell, that is the simple beauty of the electronic bubble wrap keychain. But there is one bonus, and here's where the OCD can kick in a little. Every 100th "pop" is not a pop at all, but a silly sound: a boing, a bark, a rude noise, etc. And since you can easily pop (pun intended) the keychain in your pocket, you'll always have bubble wrap when you need it most (you know, like when your boss starts talking). Dimensions: 1.75" x 1.5" x 0.5"
Smart Mass Thinking Putty
The ultimate stress reduction office toy is here. Of course you remember playing with putty as a kid...
BAWLS Caffeinated Mints
Spiked with the same high-caffeine Guarana that fuels the amazing BAWLS soft drink, these fizzy sweet mints are some of the best candies around to help you stay up all night. They are even slightly carbonated to mimic that authentic BAWLS experience. And they taste great! Each tin contains approximately 75 slightly carbonated BAWLS mints. Each mint contains about 1 milligram of caffeine (via Guarana & pure caffeine). Contains real sugar (each mint has about 1...
Pixel Time Wall Clock
Back when videogames cost a quarter per play, and nobody had phones in their pockets, geeks would spend their hard earned cash in dimly lit yet brightly colored arcades. The din of bleeps and bloops was hypnotic, and drew passers by within, like some kind of insidious 8-bit pitcher-plant. Arcades, like Las Vegas casinos, were designed to lure you in and keep you there, so as to keep collecting your coins. No view of the outside world, no clocks, no sense of time at all...
Apple MD481LL/A 16GB iPod Nano 7th Gen - Slate
The redesigned, ultraportable iPod nano now has a larger, 2.5-inch Multi-Touch display. Play your favorite songs, browse Music by genre, or listen to Genius playlists and FM radio, or watch movies and widescreen videos on the bigger screen. A perfect workout partner, iPod nano tracks your steps, your runs, and burned calories and syncs to the Nike+ website to challenge friends. And with built-in Bluetooth technology, you can wirelessly connect to speakers, headphones, or car stereos.--In the Box: iPod nano, Apple EarPods, Lightning to USB cable, Quick Start guide-Features-2.5-inch Multi-Touch Color display with 240-by-432 Pixel resolution-Only 5.4-mm thin making it the thinnest iPod ever-Easy-to-use controls to quickly adjust volume, or play, pause, and change songs-Bluetooth 4.0-Widescreen video-FM radio with Live Pause-Built-in pedometer for fitness -Built-in Nike+ support for voice feedback and syncing to nikeplus.com-Anodized aluminum in seven gorgeous colors-Up to 30 hours of music playback-Apple EarPods -Works with Mac and PC-Specifications-Display: 2.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display (240 x 432)-Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz
J&R Computer/Music World
Apple MD094LL/A 2.9GHz 21.5" iMac Desktop 2012
What is the most advanced Computer Desktop on the planet? It is the latest 21.5-inch iMac. This iMac has a huge LED-backlit widescreen display, third-generation Intel quad-core processors and the latest NIVIDA graphics - and much more. No desktop has ever brought so much to the table. -In the Box: iMac, Apple Wireless Keyboard, Apple Magic Mouse, Power cord; Software: Mac OS X Mountain Lion, iLife & 1-Year Limited Warranty-Features-All-new ultrathin design - Just 0.2-inch (5 mm) thin at its edge, the new iMac packs a remarkably powerful computer into a gorgeous design.-Beautiful widescreen display - It's been re-engineered to reduce reflection by 75 percent and make you feel even closer to the action.-The latest technologies - With third-generation Intel processors, superfast NVIDIA graphics, Thunderbolt, and breakthrough new Storage options, the slimmest iMac yet is also the most powerful.-B>Specifications-Intel Core i5 2.9GHz Quad-Core Processor with Turbo Boost up to 3.6GHz-6MB L3 Cache -8GB 1600MHz DDR3 Memory (4GB x 2, Max: 16GB)-1TB (5400RPM) Hard Drive-21.5-inch (diagonal) LED-backlit Display with ips technology (1920 by 1080 pixels)-NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M Graphics with 512MB of GDDR5 memory-FaceTime HD Camera-Integrated Stereo speakers & Dual microphones -802.11n Wi-Fi Wireless LAN; IEEE 802.11a/b/g compatible-Bluetooth 4.0 Wireless Technology-10/100/1000BASE-T (Gigabit) Ethernet-SDXC card slot-Ports: 4 x USB 3.0, 2 x Thunderbolt (Mini DisplayPort Output with support for DVI, VGA, and dual-link DVI -adapters sold separately), Headphone jack (optical Digital Audio out), RJ-45 LAN-Power: 100 -240V AC, 50-60Hz-Approximate Unit Dimensions (HxWxD): 17.7 x 20.8 x 6.9 inches (45.0 x 52.8 x 17.5 cm)-Approximate Unit Weight: 12.5 pounds (5.68kg)
J&R Computer/Music World
Nikon 1 J2 10.1MP Digital Camera with 10-30mm Lens Kit - Red
Find digital cameras at Target.com! Create your most exciting photos and hd videos yet. Capture all the wonderful moments of your life in the brilliance they deserve. The nikon 1 j2 will inspire your creativity to new heights with fun, artistic in-camera effects, an ultra-high-resolution display for framing and sharing your shots, enhanced controls and the remarkable speed, precision, low-light performance and stylish, compact design that has made the nikon 1 system so popular. Discover a new passion for creative photography.
Penny Skateboards Nickel Classic 27" Plastic Skateboard Complete
The Nickel Classic 27" Plastic Skateboard Complete From Penny Skateboards. Each Penny Skateboard is built with the highest quality raw materials and fanatical attention to detail. Penny.
Pivot Power Mini - Wall Plug/USB Combo
We assume that the homebuilders of the current age are adapting their designs to work better with our modern, electronics-fueled lives. But unfortunately, most of our abodes were built in the days of yore, when the idea of having to plug in more than a lamp and an alarm clock by your bed was just ludicrous. You only need the one phone that hangs in the kitchen, duh! Pivot Power Mini is a bedside champion for home and travel. Plug it into any outlet and it will instantly provide you with two standard outlets, arranged so you can plug in even the most bulky of adapters, and two USB ports. Now you can have a lamp, and alarm clock, your phone, and your tablet handy by your bedside, getting all nice and charged. It's also a must-have for hotel rooms when there are never, ever enough outlets. Pivot Power Mini even folds up to fit easily in your suitcase or laptop bag. Product Specifications Turn an outlet for two things into an outlet for four! Plugs into a standard electrical outlet Provides 2 standard plugs (arranged to handle even big adapters) Also provides 2 USB ports to charge up devices Perfect for your bedside charging needs A must-have for travel (especially for conventions) Folds up to fit easily in a suitcase or laptop bag