1. Okay, we've arrived. Must scope out potential NYE kiss.
2. *Nope. Nope. Hell no. Never. Maybe. Nope*
3. Yaaaaas. Spotted a hottie.
4. Oh, that must be his girlfriend gyrating on him. Dammit.
5. F*ck this sh*t. Every f*cking year.
6. I should have stayed home and got takeout.
7. I hate every person here. Apart from my friends, but I don't want to kiss them.
8. There are so many couples. Why are they all wearing matching sparkly accessories?
9. Bollocks. It's 11:00 PM, I have an hour to find someone to kiss.
10. Why are we made to feel that we need a NYE kiss? What if I don't want to kiss a stranger at midnight just because society tells me too.
11. Then again, what else am I meant to do at midnight? Stare at the floor? Hide in the bathroom?
12. If some creep tries to kiss me I will go ape shit. Just 'cus it's NYE doesn't mean you get a haul pass to be a perv.
13. I am 100% champagne drunk right now. The worst kind of drunk.
14. Oh, hello, brooding man in the corner who is 100% the kind of guy I promised to steer clear of in the New Year.
15. Technically it's not the New Year yet.
16. F*ck it, he'll do.
17. 1, 2, 3
18. Happy New Year!!!!
19. Okay now to ghost this fella I've just kissed. Abort, abort, abort.
20. Where are all my friends?
21. Next year will be my year, and I'll be one of these gross sparkly couples.
22. Is this what my life has come to? I'm hiding in the bathroom avoiding brooding man.
23. Ooo another bottle of champagne.
24. Uber time. Deffo Uber time. Before I vomit all over this very expensive sequin dress that I will only wear once.
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