1. "I just don't think I trust men. That's the problem. I can appreciate a beautiful-looking man, but he's not my type".
2. "David called me up and said 'If you have the opportunity, go to a forest alone at night, under the full moon, and become like an animal'. So I ran naked through woodland, howling like a wolf, getting stung by stinging nettles. To be honest, I do weird shit like that all the time".
3. "I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined". (To James Corden and Dave Fanco on 'drop the mic').
4. "I'm wearing underwear with a penis and vagina on it holding hands".
5. "I wish my school days could have dragged on a little longer, or that I could go back and do it later in life".
6. "I fall asleep everywhere! Someone recently asked if they could publish a book of pictures of me sleeping because there are so many".
7. "We are all a quarter good, a quarter bad, a quarter animal and a quarter child which equals a whole bunch of crazy".
8. "They're like lips, they're like noses, they're like eyeballs, you should be able to have them out all the time if you want. Nipples are beautiful things, don't hide them".
9. "I'm a world class Beat Boxer; you should hear the noises I can make with my mouth".
10. "I wanted to be a Disney Channel star! I wanted to be Hannah Montana".
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