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Victorinox Huntsman Knife, Red
£29.60
Victorinox Huntsman Knife, Red
Ideal for household use as well as camping and hiking, this Huntsman Knife from Victorinox features 15 tools including a corkscrew and a pair of scissors.Just 9.1mm in length, this Huntsman Knife from Victorinox can easily be stored in your pocket or rucksack and features 15 tools including a can opener and screwdrivers so you can be prepared for anything.Colour Swatch:RedAdditional Notes:Camouflage ColourLength: 91 mmHandles: Cellidor1. large blade 2. small blade 3. corkscrew 4. can opener 5. - small screwdriver 3 mm( also for Phillips screws) 6. cap lifter with 7. - screwdriver 6 mm 8. - wire stripper 9. reamer, punch 10. key ring 11. tweezers 12. toothpick 13. scissors 14. multi-purpose hook 15. wood sawAge Restricted:YesBrand:VICTORINOXColour:Red
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Lifesystems Mountain Leader First Aid Kit, Red
£50.00
Lifesystems Mountain Leader First Aid Kit, Red
Packed with everything a mountain leader needs to care for a large group of up to 14 people, this compact First Aid Kit from Lifesystems is essential and has been used by survival training schools in the UK. Designed with the help of expedition doctor Hugh Montgomery and members of the British Special Forces medical team, this should be carried by all mountain leaders in their pack.GeneralMedicationBandagesDressingsColour Swatch:RedBrand:LIFESYSTEMSColour:Red
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UKplay365 11 in 1 Emergency Survival Pocket Knife Multi Tool Card
£1.99
UKplay365 11 in 1 Emergency Survival Pocket Knife Multi Tool Card
This Survival Tool is small than a credit card, easy to carry ,it's ideal for camping, hiking, backpacking, hunting, trail riding, or just to keep in your car. Featuring a variety of useful survival tools, this nifty gadget fits easily in your pocket for on-hand convenience. A can opener, screwdriver, wrench and saw blade are just some of the functions offered by this all-in-one survival tool. Attach it to your keychain with the convenient key ring hole or stash it in the included pouch.
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Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows
$7.99
Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows
"Sometimes we only have a few seconds to get going in the morning. Other times we need to wake up, but we also crave decadent chocolate. And sometimes we just want to eat marshmallows for no other reason than because. Well, luckily for us, then, that we found these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows. Get ready to fall in love. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are tiny squares loaded with chocolate and caffeine. Loaded with 100mg of caffeine per piece, to be precise (that's more than a standard energy drink), and so much chocolate there are even chips of the stuff (so don't worry when you crunch a little). Seriously, kids, these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are the Ambrosia the Greek Gods wished they had. No more writing - we got some mallows to eat! For nutrition information, click here. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows Delicious chocolate marshmallow squares - with 100mg of caffeine per mallow! Just imagine mixing them with caffeinated hot cocoa (see below)! 12 pieces per package, in a resealable pouch. Only 50 calories per mallow. Made with non-GMO ingredients, all natural, and Kosher! Dimensions: approx. 1.5"" x 1.5"" x 0.5"" (single mallow)."
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Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
$9.99 $7.49
Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
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ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils
$5.99
ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils
Anything that stands in the way of us cramming yummy food into our mouths in our enemy. The most common cause of this is not having the proper utensil. Well, consider the problem solved. Just get yourself a pair (or few) of ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils, and you will be prepared for almost every eating situation. ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils are three of the most common utensils all mashed into one. You get a fork. You get a knife. You even get a pair of chopsticks! The tips of the chopsticks are even textured for better gripping! The only things these can't pick up are soups and melted ice cream. But shoot - just drink those. Always look classy by having the proper utensil at hand (and not clumsy, if you find things you just can't eat well with chopsticks). ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils - get eating! ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils On one end you have a fork and a knife, on the other you have chopsticks. With one pair of ForkChops, you'll be ready for almost any food! Made of food-safe polystyrene. Reusable and dishwasher safe (top shelf only). If eating super hot foods (like soup), don't leave the ForkChops sitting in the heat for too long. While they have a melting temp of 300° F, they will get a little wibbly. Dimensions: approx. 10.25" long.
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Credit Card Lightbulb - Single
$4.99
Credit Card Lightbulb - Single
It's mighty dark in your wallet, a perfect haven for wallet grues. These spawn of old text adventures wreak havoc by de-magnetizing your credit card strips and making that $10 bill you're sure was in there... disappear with out a trace. Largely unknown, the wallet grue is responsible for billions of dollars in losses every year from unsuspecting wallet users. Now you can banish those pesky grues and impress your friends with the Credit Card Lightbulb...
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Astronaut Ice Cream Balls
$9.99
Astronaut Ice Cream Balls
Before you die, you owe it to yourself to go to the moon. Sure, it's a little commercialized, but they do have a couple good rides there. And if you can get the "Whalers on the Moon" song out of your head, make your way to the little booth near where the dude with the Méliès-esque head tends to stay, you'll find a booth with the most delicious treat. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls, to be precise. And boy, are they yummy! Astronaut Ice Cream Balls takes everything you love about astronaut ice cream (the freeze dried-ness) and combine it with that theme park favorite dotted ice cream treat (the mini ball-ness). Each tube is full of three different flavors (the classic neapolitan): chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla. Plus, once you eat them all, you can use the tube to hold your extra tiny space gear. Or quarters. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls - the Pluto-sized food with the Jupiter-sized taste! For nutrition information, click here. Astronaut Ice Cream Balls Freeze dried ice cream in tiny balls for your enjoyment. Ready to eat right out of the tube! Mix of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla balls. A full meal for super tiny astronauts. No refrigeration needed. Reusable container. Net Wt.: 0.35oz Container Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter x 4"
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Canon 9332A011 Binocular - 12x 36 mm - Armored
£573.98
Canon 9332A011 Binocular - 12x 36 mm - Armored
With surprisingly compact design and low weight, these 12x36 IS II binoculars contain awesome power. Distant objects jump into view with intensity and clarity. Image Stabilization puts an end to shaky images, with subjects appearing solid and steady.;, Powerful 12x magnification;, Image Stabilizer for stable view;, Lightweight and compact;, Long 14.5mm eye,relief;, Doublet Field Flattener for even images;, Long battery life , 4 hour continuous operation;, Easy,to,grip curved surfaces;, Only lead,free glass used;Little Powerhouse;, The first surprise with Canon's Binoculars 12x36 IS II is just how much power is compressed into this compact pair of precision optics. Distant and barely visible objects jump suddenly to view with intensity and clarity.;Steadying influence;, The second surprise is how remarkably steady objects appear. Canon's Image Stabilization (IS) technology is so effective, it will seem as if your binoculars are fixed to a sturdy support. Within two thousandths of a second of being shaken off the optical axis by vibrations, the IS mechanism swings into action to correct the incoming light path by precisely the right amount, effectively eliminating hand shake and delivering a steady image. Your binoculars can even be used for viewing from a moving vehicle. The super efficient IS system gives you 4 hours of continuous use off a single set of batteries.;Beautiful design;, Nature lovers will appreciate the low,reflectance exterior and low gloss front covers, which help avoid disturbing birds and other wildlife. The large IS button at the top and centre of the binoculars is easily accessible by a finger from either hand, as is the large focusing knob, which has a reassuringly smooth action. Durable, large rubber covers over the entire objective lens assemblies provide impact resistance. The eyepieces have large rubber eyecups for comfortable, easy viewing.;Wide view, flat field;, Canon has achieved a generous 60 apparent field of view, allowing users to see more of viewed subjects. Canon's Doublet Field Flattener lenses deliver beautiful, flat, distortion free images. Long eye relief permits users to see the full field of view from up to 14.5mm from the eyepiece lens, ideal for sunglass or prescription glass wearers.;Precision Optics;, The binoculars draw on Canon's 70 years experience in precision optics and lens development to deliver high resolution, bright images. Canon's Super Spectra lens coatings deliver vivid, high contrast images with accurate colour balance, eliminating unwanted internal reflections that cause 'flare' and image 'wash out'.
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Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe
$49.99 $29.99
Mo-Tool Wood Inlay Axe
We got 99 problems, but a tool ain't one. For starters, there are certain people in our survival party that will not shut up. Seriously, one of these days we're gonna get ambushed by walkers because someone needed to express how much their feet hurt from walking. Boo. Hoo. We've got miles to cover if we're going to get to the Safe Zone. Also, there's a curious munching sound coming from the back of our party which may possibly be Mindel eating all our rations. The Mo-Tool Axe is quite possibly the handsomest multitool in your zombie survival arsenal. It's an axe, hammer, wrench, knife, can opener, wire cutter, file, and pliers all in one. There's even a handsome handcrafted red oak handle that'll look even better with the blood of a few zombies rubbed into it. Until the zombies come, we'll be hanging this bad boy from our belts for all our summer camping trips. Product Specifications Handsome and useful zombie survival multi-tool Includes: Axe Hammer Wrench Straight knife Serrated knife Saw Flat head screwdriver Phillips screwdriver Can opener Pliers Wire cutter File Handcrafted red oak handle Comes in a belt pouch for easy carrying
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USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
$19.99 $7.99
USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer
The shared refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash... of drinks. But you never want an entire case of soda at once. You just need one can. Plug in this small single-can beverage cooler/warmer into a USB port and keep a can on your desk for when you really need it. The LED Beverage Cooler is retro styled and has a small blue LED inside. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold at the same time...
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Strobe Light Keyring: Globe Strobe Keyring
£6.19
Strobe Light Keyring: Globe Strobe Keyring
The Globe Strobe is a fantastic Strobe Light Keyring. Turn it on and watch the white strobing light become a spectacle as you spin it around. Hypnotic and perfect for clubbing and nights out, this little strobe light will have you mesmerised. Turn it slowly and it has a similar effect to 3D glasses, rotate it quickly and the colthes separate to circles of red, green and blue. If you are off to an outdoor concert, firework display or party, make sure you have a Strobe Light Keyring to hand so you can join in the light display. The Globe Strobe Keychain will clip on to bags, zips, keyrings and belt loops for instant flashing fun!
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Flare 850
£65.00
Flare 850
They say there's no rest for the wicked. Yet, if you've been trekking hard all day, you'll be in need of some well-deserved rejuvenation. Enjoy some quality shut eye beneath the stars in the supremely cosy, state-of-the-art Berghaus Flare 850 Sleeping Bag. Designed specifically for warmer nights, it features a breathable nylon shell and generous shape to keep you covered from head to toe. Insulated with Berghaus's premium AT Fibre fill, it works hard to regulate your temperature 24/7 - whatever the clime. Maximum temperature comfort rating is a generous 13.8c whilst the minimum extreme comfort rating is an impressive -2.2c. Since the bag weighs only 893g, it's fast becoming a favourite with backpacker's needing to save crucial weight.
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Twistick Key Ring Corkscrew In Weatherproof Hard Case
£6.50
Twistick Key Ring Corkscrew In Weatherproof Hard Case
When opening a bottle of wine, the corkscrew always seems to be nowhere to be found. When you go to a friend's house and they too have misplaced the corkscrew. With the True Utility Twistick you'll always have a corkscrew nearby, attached to your key chain. Picnics can now be taken with ease and no more desperate attempts to open the wine bottle somewhat ruining the romance. The Twistick is a fully functional key-ring corkscrew measuring only 66mm long fitting neatly alongside your keys. It consists of a stainless steel bar that passes through the corkscrew helix creating a working corkscrew. Attached to a split key-ring attachment it will sit perfectly as not only a functional but a beautifully designed key ring accessory. Put it on your key ring, attach it to your bag wherever you feel a corkscrew will be of use have one to hand with the True Utility Twistick. It makes the perfect gift for any wine lover or for someone who just always likes to be prepared. This True Utility product is now packed in a weatherproof Hard Case which has been designed to be perfect for storing all the items you want to keep safe. Measuring just 120mm long, you can fit in the things you need whilst still fitting it in your pocket. alone it is a product in itself offering great value for money from your True Utility purchase. Most mobile phones fit allowing you piece of mind when you are out exploring or on the beach. Money and matches will remain dry in this splashproof container. Personal cameras, credit cards, and most GPS systems will also fit neatly inside. Made from 1.8mm thick the plastic container is strong enough to withstand your travels whilst being thin enough to not get in the way. Weighing only 59g it won't hold you down or be considered an extra weight amongst your kit. The black clip is designed to easy to open with just one hand quickly and efficiently so you can get your belongings out whenever you need them. Please note: this container is not waterproof but it is mo...
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Compact MicroLite Black 3LED Key Ring Torch In Weatherproof Hard Case
£6.25
Compact MicroLite Black 3LED Key Ring Torch In Weatherproof Hard Case
It makes sense to always keep a torch nearby, but it makes even more sense to keep a torch on your key ring. Sleekly designed and engineered the True Utility Compact MicroLite is nothing like your standard torch. It is the torch that you can always keep on you and always trust to be the brightest possible white light whenever you may need it. Its sleek black casing may look beautiful but it is much more than just a pretty case, made from toughened aircraft grade machined aluminium finished in stylish chrome. This tough casing is designed to make sure your flashlight is durable enough to last you through many different situations you'll need it to face with you. It is also made to be water resistant making sure you don't need to worry about it if things get a little bit wet. This durable casing holds an amazing 3 bright white LED lights for an amazing beam that shines brighter than you could think ever possible all from the included 4 lithium batteries. This True Utility product is now packed in a weatherproof Hard Case which has been designed to be perfect for storing all the items you want to keep safe. Measuring just 120mm long, you can fit in the things you need whilst still fitting it in your pocket. alone it is a product in itself offering great value for money from your True Utility purchase. Most mobile phones fit allowing you piece of mind when you are out exploring or on the beach. Money and matches will remain dry in this splashproof container. Personal cameras, credit cards, and most GPS systems will also fit neatly inside. Made from 1.8mm thick the plastic container is strong enough to withstand your travels whilst being thin enough to not get in the way. Weighing only 59g it won't hold you down or be considered an extra weight amongst your kit. The black clip is designed to easy to open with just one hand quickly and efficiently so you can get your belongings out whenever you need them. Please note: this container is not waterproof but it is most def...
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FireStash Waterproof Keyring Peanut Lighter
£6.99
FireStash Waterproof Keyring Peanut Lighter
Water and fire are two words that have never gone together. The True Utility FireStash changes everything. If you get a standard lighter wet and you need to use it right then, you've lost your fire. If its rained all night and your matches have been soaked through you won't be able to use them until hours later hoping to dry them out. This miniature waterproof lighter fits alongside your keys whilst maintaining a flame that will always be there for you, rain or shine. This petrol lighter is refillable and the same size as your door key at only 45mm long. It is essential for any outdoor activity as the waterproof neoprene 'O' ring makes sure water will never put your flame out. It has an extendable wick within its unbelievably small dark chrome zinc alloy casing, making it an amazing key ring accessory as well as purposeful one. It comes with a 20mm split key ring attachment so you can put it on your keys or attach it to your belt. Wherever you put it with the FireStash you'll always have a lighter that is ready and prepared for anything.
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Invicta Men's Russian Diver Green Camouflage Dial Green Rubber
$199.00
Invicta Men's Russian Diver Green Camouflage Dial Green Rubber
Invicta 1197 Russian Diver men's watch offers black ion plated solid stainless steel case with cap protected lefty crown. This great watch also features precise quartz movement, highly scratch resistant and durable flame fusion crystal, high quality green rubber strap with black ion plated buckle clasp, water resistant up to 100 meters and green camouflage dial with date display and luminous hands & Arabic numeral hour markers.
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Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils
$49.99
Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils
"You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, and then you hear the noise of a savage beast: your stomach. It is empty and angry about it. Good thing you are at a Renn Faire, where great food is always close at hand. And good thing you have your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils on your belt, so you can eat in style. These Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils are beautiful. Hand-forged, heat treated, and sturdy as heck, they'll easily make a meal out of whatever food dares to cross your path. They look old, tough, and conveniently store in the included all-leather holster. We call it a holster because that implies quick draws for feasting emergencies. Get your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils today, and be the toast of the feast tomorrow. Please Note: Your utensils will arrive a little oily, as they are given an oil bath quench when the forging process is complete. We recommend giving them a thorough scrubbing with steel wool. You will notice the black coating will flake off in places, giving your utensils an old, well worn look - this is completely natural. It's what will help make your set unique! Awesome 3 piece utensil set - hand-forged with a traditional blacksmith's twist design. Knife arrives dull, but can hold an edge. All three utensils are made of iron - just for you. Includes: Fork, spoon, knife, and leather holster (with belt loop and leg tie - colors may vary). Dimensions: Knife: 8"" long Fork: 8"" long Spoon: 7.5"" long Holster: 14.5"" long"
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Battle Mug
$223.99
Battle Mug
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included. Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It's perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you'll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don't forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country. Product Specifications The most badass mug ever created Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles Includes a standard issue M4 carry handle Individually serialized and limited edition Fun idea: Bring your Battle Mug to an engraving store and get the bottom engraved with the name of your favorite soldier. Love your mug: Hand-wash. Dishwasher detergents are very high in alkalinity, which will strip the anodic coating of your Battle Mug and cause permanent damage.
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Zombie Soap
$7.99 $4.99
Zombie Soap
"It's been a loooong day of eating the living. All those fingers to nibble and brains to slurp! And it would be oh so much easier to move around and eat your fill if it wasn't for those maggots living in your leg muscles. Or that pus leaking out of your eye socket. Or your intestines rotting in the hot sun. Plus, you have a hot date tonight with that girl (or guy . . . it's hard to tell at that state of decay) you met as you both feasted during that insurance convention. And guess what? You STINK! Lucky for you we found Zombie Soap. Zombie Soap is a vegetable-based glycerin soap, lovingly handmade just for you. And since it's handmade, each bar will be slightly different (just like zombies). But all will look like a bloody square of soap, and they'll make your skin all clean and nice smelling. Zombie Soap is perfect for all those hard to reach abscesses and cavities on your dirty body. Zombie Soap - strong enough for the living, but made for the undead. Zombie Soap Perfect for cleaning the rot off your disgusting zombie body. Actually, it's lovely soap, slightly bloody looking, ready to be used or given as a gift. Handmade in USA, so no two soaps will be exactly alike. Gift bag with toe tag attached (for easy gifting or identifying the body later). Ingredients: Vegetable-based glycerin soap, cosmetic colorant, and fragrance oil. Dimensions: approx. 2.5"" x 2.5"" x 0.75"""
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M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
$49.99
M48 Kommando Ranger Hawk Axe
"As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We're going to assume nobody's found a silencer for that sweet shotgun of yours so it's going to be mighty loud when you double-tap that walker. That noise will attract more zombies, exactly what you don't need. The M48 Ranger Hawk Axe is lightweight enough to go wherever your party travels. Its wide, upswept axe blade is perfect for cleaving the skulls of the undead with precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel. Just wipe it off on the nearest moss-covered tree and you're good to go. It features a nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass and black nylon cord wrapping and includes a nylon snap button sheath with D-ring.There's even a compass to guide you back to your camp once you've cleared the area. Product Specifications For the (mostly) silent killing of zombies Lightweight and portable axe Features: Wide, upswept blade made of precision cast 2Cr13 stainless steel Nylon reinforced handle with 30% fiberglass Handle wrapped with 14 ft. of removable paracord Nylon snap button sheath with mounting loop and accessory pocket Removable carabiner Military styled compass Dimensions: 7 5/8"" X 15 1/2"""
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Gamer Grub Energy Snacks
$7.99
Gamer Grub Energy Snacks
It's been six hours since you started your gaming session. Everything is going great: your team of online warriors is completing quest after quest. Suddenly, you hear the growl of an angry beast. But this beast lives in the real world, and it's growing violent. It's your stomach and it's hungry. But you don't want to get up to get food and let your party down by not being there for them. What's a gamer to do? Well, if you have some packs of Gamer Grub Energy Snacks, your problem is solved. Gamer Grub Energy Snacks are the first snacks designed just for gamers. The resealable packaging is designed to keep your fingers grease-free and your keyboard crumb-free; just tear the top and pour into your mouth. Of course it's delicious (else, why would we even offer it to you?) - but the best part is all the vitamins and neurotransmitters crammed into these yummy snacks. Each vitamin and mineral is selected by grubby scientists to give you all the goods to boost your cognitive functions. Not only will Gamer Grub Energy Snacks slay the vile fiend of hunger, it will also give your brain the power trip it needs to let you game until your butt fuses with your chair and you literally become one with your computer. Yeah, Gamer Grub Energy Snacks really are that powerful. For nutritional information, click here.
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ToolLogic Firesteel Knife
$29.99 $19.99
ToolLogic Firesteel Knife
The native North American cube dweller survives in a habitat that rarely requires reliable access to fire. However, should he leave the protection of the office and enter into a more hostile environment, fire may quickly become a very valuable ally. It provides warmth, protection, light and companionship - not to mention it’s great for cooking hot dogs. The ToolLogic Firesteel Knife features a razor sharp blade and emergency signal whistle plus a premium magnesium alloy fire starter. The Firesteel combined with a special notch on the blade delivers an intense shower of sparks at nearly 3000º. It will even spark when wet! At just 2.7 oz it's perfect for a wide range of uses and it deserves a place in your backpack or emergency survival kit.
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SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet
$19.99 $9.99
SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet
Picture this: you are out boating with a friend, when suddenly you see a woman get trapped in branches of a fallen tree. She is struggling to survive, but the water is rough and risky to swim in. But you are wearing your SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, which you quickly unravel into 14' of paracord. You hold one end and give your friend the other. A quick swim to the trapped woman and you have her in your arms. Your friend then helps haul you in by pulling the paracord. It might sound like fiction, but the above is a true story. A life saved because of a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet (great job, Mike Harper). But you might not just save someone else's life, you know. What if you are in a building overtaken by Alan Rickman and his gang and you find yourself on top of a roof? Sure you could always use a firehose to swing to safety, but if you had a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, you wouldn't have to worry about improvising. See, these bracelets (which, by the way, you don't have to wear on your wrist - you can attach them to virtually anything) are ready to get you out of trouble. SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet - because stuff happens, so you might as well be prepared.
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Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
$9.99 $6.99
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
"Attention meat eaters! You're missing out on some of the best tasting cuts because they're considered too tough! Take flank steak, for instance. Deelicious! Though you'd better have some titanium choppers and pitbull strength jaws to work a well-done flank steak. You can get around it by cooking ""low and slow,"" meaning a low temperature cooking for hours. You're a man of action. You don't have time for low and slow. You need your food done yesterday! Woe be to he that gets in between you and your beef. It doesn't matter if that man is Father Time - you'd beat his ass anyway! But, what if someone were to show you how to get your beef wonderfully tender as well as delicious? Well, you'd buy that man a beer, wouldn't you? Prepare to pay up, pal. Introducing the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer! That's right - it's shaped like a set of brass knuckles, except that these are aluminum, and made for pounding beef and not some dude's face. Turn round steaks, skirt steaks and round-eye cuts into juicy and fork tender steaks worthy of your fork. Made from an aluminum alloy with a comfortable grip, you can wail away on a thick and tough hunk-o-meat. Take out your frustrations from the day, imagine that filet is your boss' face. Go to town, son. Features Aluminum alloy meat tenderizer with brass-knuckle style grip Show the toughest cut of steak who's boss Dishwasher safe"
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Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife
$39.99 $19.99
Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife
"We learn some pretty interesting things while researching for ideas about product copy. For example, our copywriter was researching ""mantis"" and stumbled across a link in Wikipedia for a word she did not know: eggcorn. Turns out, an eggcorn is a linguistic term for ""an idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar or identical in the speaker's dialect."" For example: preying mantis vs. praying mantis, shoe-in vs. shoo-in, and eggcorn vs. acorn. Pretty neat! We hope you learned something today and will now return you to learning about this slick knife. The Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife is a collaboration between Mantis Knives and Hawk Designs. It boasts a bottle opener and a butterfly knife and it will attach effortlessly to your keyring with its integral handle/latch configuration. The bottle opener can be accessed and used while the knife is still attached to the keyring, so there's no worry about forgetting your keys or your knife because they're attached for life (or at least until you have to go through airport security). Product Specifications Attaches effortlessly to any keyring with its integral handle/latch configuration Bottle opener can be accessed and used while knife is still attached to the keychain To activate the knife, a simple flip of the latch exposes the blade Overall Length: 3.750"" Blade Length: 1.990"" Blade Material: 400 series stainless Blade Style: Modified Tanto Edge Handle Material: 400 series stainless Lock Style: Patented latch-lock with integrated handle springs Carry System: Pocket Clip Weight: 3.1 oz. State Restrictions: Hawaii, Texas, Wisconsin These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws."
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Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
$49.99
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
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Tactical Sammich
$5.99
Tactical Sammich
"The only way to be ready for the zombie apocalypse is to begin preparing now. First, secure your safehouse. Then stock up on the essentials: water, ammo, comic books, socks, and food. And not just any food - 'cause if you'd got the guns and the ammo, what you need to be eating are sammiches. Lots and lots of sammiches. Tactical Sammiches are the only ones you need. Read on . . . then stock up. Ok, so these Tactical Sammiches are absolutely delicious. They come in two flavors (Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef) and are less than 300 calories each. But the most exciting part is: these sammiches have a 2 year shelf life. Yeah, you read that right. That means you can fill your bunker now with these yummy Tactical Sammiches, and they'll still be tasty when the zombies come. Just like you! Everybody wins. For nutrition information, click here. Tactical Sammich In two delicious flavors: Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef. Less than 300 calories per sammich! Shelf Life: 2 years (if stored at a temperature of 80°F or less - shelf life decreases as temperature rises). Net Wt.: 2.5oz (Pepperoni); 3.5oz (Honey BBQ Beef) Packaging Dimensions: approx. 8"" x 6"""
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