Stunning Summits Green Mound Juniper Bonsai - 14-inches high
The Stunning Summits Green Mound Juniper Bonsai will take your special recipient to new heights! The natural movement of the trunk and branches of this exceptional tree capture the essence of a bonsai, making this a popular variety. Arrives ready to assemble with a rock pot, giving the bonsai an environmental look, this tree is approximately 7 years in age and will stand 12 to 16 inches in height.
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
DIY Library Kit
"Are people always asking to borrow books from your awesome library? Do you find that those same people often keep those books a lot longer than you'd like? Do you desire to find a way to make money off of said people? Well, then have we got a product for you! No, it's not a DIY Robbery Kit - it's a DIY Library Kit! Just install the self-adhesive pockets into the backs of your books, and make your friends actually sign them out. Stamp the checkout card with the date your books need to be back by, and then wait. If your friends and/or co-workers bring them back late, assess them stiff fines. With the DIY Library Kit, you are the librarian (insert Conan the Librarian jokes here) and you make the rules. And since the DIY Library Kit effectively transforms your book collection into a library, you can now shush anyone you want. DIY Library Kit Everything you need to open your very own library - just add books. Keep track of who has checked out which books, and collect fines if books are returned late. DIY Library Kit Includes: 20 self-adhesive pockets, 20 checkout cards, date stamp, inkpad, and pencil. Dimensions: (pocket dimensions) 4.75"" x 2.5"""
A Guide to Your Spice Rack
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Harry Potter Hogsmeade T-Shirt
This black T-shirt features the sign that hangs outside of The Hog's Head pub, the secret meeting place of Dumbledore's Army in Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix. 100% cotton Wash cold; dry low Imported Listed in men's sizes
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
The world in George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series is huge and full of lots of people. And boy do those people like to eat. And now you can eat like a Lannister, too! Of course, you'll have to cook the food first, but that's why we found The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook. Every dish finds its roots in the pages that brought Westeros to life, including: Arbor Red Wine - the finest spirit in the Seven Kingdoms. The House of Stark's Venison, Apple, Cheddar Plaits - savory meat pies, fit for any Warden of the North. The Imp's Wild Strawberry Fool - a dessert light enough to make Tyrion smile. Wilding Grilled Pork Chops with Stir-Grilled Apples - the meal of choice at Craster's Keep. Tears of Lys - the concoction of choice for bartenders and assassins alike. And a direwolf's buttload more (over 150 recipes in total)! Brew spirits to warm you in the coming winter. Treat guests to exotic sweets and alchemy-inspired cocktails. With The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook, it's all possible! Feast your imagination on entrees, desserts, snacks, and drinks that will make your fantasies a reality! Please Note: Some food titles are a little spoiler-y. Just be warned if you haven't read all the books yet.
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose from Courage: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) - e.e. cummings Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Super Me: If I gotta be me, I'm gonna be SUPER me!!! (with an inscribed lightning bolt above and attribution below) Tolkien: Not all those who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how you fasten it, it fits a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist. The plates with the statements on them are cast in lead-free metal and then given an antique brass finish. They attach to the bracelet using brass hooks. Our crafty geek girls will want to know you can add other things on to the hooks, such as beads or charms, to make your statement cuff truly unique, like you. Product features 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Statements cast in lead-free metal. Adjusts to fit a 7 1/4" (2 outermost holes + 2 outermost posts), 6 1/2" (all 4 holes and posts), or 6" (2 innermost holes + 2 innermost posts) wrist.
Photosynthesis UV-Sensitive Ladies' Shirt
Everybody likes photosynthesis. It's hard not to if you breathe. When we saw the new UV-sensitive ink, we knew what we had to use it for. Plus, printing the formula for photosynthesis on a shirt that reacts to sunlight is our super sneaky way of getting more Vitamin D into our customers. Here's how the shirt reads: 6CO2 + 6H2O + photons -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 Leaves and roots grow out of the formula when the shirt is exposed to UV light. The leaves and roots are visible but very faint indoors. The whole glorious mess is printed on an eco-friendly 100% certified organic cotton, 4.3 oz. natural (off-white) ladies' shirt. For maximum life of the design, machine wash cold, inside out. Do not iron. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 31 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 42 in.
DC Comics Batman Glow-In-The-Dark Hot Pants 3 Pack
This pack includes three hot pants: one with a gold stud Batman logo, one with a gold foil Batman belt print and one with glow-in-the-dark Batman logos.
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
Parker House Barcelona Glass Front Bookcase Library Wall with 2-Piece Library Desk
Made of quality wood with cast-metal door grills and accents. Walnut stain with overglaze adds distinction and protection. All components have strong locking bolts to connect together. Ample glass-enclosed storage and open display spaces. Modern conveniences like docking station and surge protector. Includes glass front library wall with 2-piece library desk. The Parker House Barcelona Glass Front Library Wall with Two-Piece Library Desk is a complete, luxurious office set. The Barcelona Collection has a stunning Spanish revival style that is crafted of solid wood finished in an antique vintage walnut stain and hand-rubbed overglaze. Cast-metal (zinc) door grills and accents enhance the Spanish feel of this set. All of the components have sturdy, locking bolts that connect them together, ensuring strong stability. This library-wall-and-desk combination has sparkling glass door fronts for enclosed storage, elegant open display space, and plenty of drawers. This library wall even includes adjustable shelving and lighting features. Modern office conveniences abound, like a four-port docking station and three-plug surge protector on desk area.The library wall is composed of two 17W x 17D x 94.25H-inch outside corner display pieces; two 32W x 17.75D x 94.25H-inch glass-door cabinets for either side of the desk; one 40.75W x 22.5D x 94.25H-inch two-piece desk with a drop-face laptop drawer, five standard drawers, and open shelving.About Parker HouseFamily-owned and -operated, Parker House Furniture is based in California and has been serving the fine furniture industry since 1946. The company's time-proven quality is an industry standard. Parker House continues its legacy with its newest line of expanding television consoles and entertainment wall systems, plasma TV stands, and accessories. Parker House takes pride in the quality of its furniture and is committed to making customer satisfaction its No. 1 priority.
Anatomical Heart Necklace
Right, so you can't literally give your heart away. Well, you can, but that tends to work out best for both involved if you're dead and there's a medevac helicopter standing by. Love tends to work out best, on the other hand, if you're both still amongst the living. So allow us to recommend this slightly-more-literal-than-a-cutesy-heart-but-not-as-literal-as-organ-donation option. Give your significant other your "heart" on a chain for safekeeping...
Name something that your parents gave you which you can't return. No, not a hand-knitted sweater. (Although we don't recommend returning those either. It's best just to leave them in the back of a drawer to pull out during visits.) The answer we were looking for was your DNA. You are a unique combination (unless you're an identical twin, triplet, member of a clone army determined to take over the world, etc.) of your parents' genetic material...
Cooking for Geeks Cookbook
Are you the innovative type, the cook who marches to a different drummer? Are you used to expressing your creativity instead of just following recipes? Are you interested in the science behind what happens to food while it's cooking? Do you want to learn what makes a recipe work so you can improvise and create your own unique dish? Do you enjoy paragraphs made only of questions? Read on, then? Cooking for Geeks is more than just a cookbook...
"""Southern Cooking Bible"" Cookbook by Paula Deen"
The gourmet gospel, according to Paula. From beer can chicken and barbecue pork loin, to twice-baked potatoes, skillet corn bread, and cure-all chicken soup--with heaping helpings of ultimate coffee cake, fried peach pies, banana pudding, and more for dessert--the Southern Cooking Bible puts hundreds of heavenly recipes right in the palm of your hand.
Aqua End Table 15 Gallon Aquarium
Thrillingly creative square table aquariumSolid square 3/8-inch beveled glass topBlack acrylic pedestal base hides filtersIlluminated from beneath blue glass gravelHolds 15 gallons of fresh water. We love this. We want this. We can't believe no one thought of this before! The Aqua End Table Aquarium is creative from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch beveled glass top is illuminated by light shining through the sparkling glass gravel on the bottom. It definitely sets a sensuous mood. Included black acrylic base hides away the silent filters and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel are all included. Did we mention we want this?
Grow Cook Eat (Paperback)
From sinking a seed into the soil through to sitting down to enjoy a meal made with vegetables and fruits harvested right outside your back door, this gorgeous kitchen gardening book is filled with practical, useful information for both novices and seasoned gardeners alike. Grow Cook Eat will inspire people who already buy fresh, seasonal, local, organic food to grow the food they love to eat. For those who already have experience getting their hands dirty in the garden, this handbook will help them refine their gardening skills and cultivate gourmet quality food. The book also fills in the blanks that exist between growing food in the...
Hermione's Time Turner
"I mark the hours every one nor have I yet outrun the sun. My use and value unto you are gauged by what you have to do...
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief raided your tupperware and has stolen your juice-box. Sure, there are plenty of ways to combat the dreaded lunch thief. You can leave passive-aggressive notes, but those only get laughed at. You can resort to shelf-stable items that require no refrigeration, but they kinda suck...
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit
Every once in a while a product comes along that just stops us in our tracks. Sometimes it's a new gadget, sometimes it's an expensive piece of electronics. Today, it is something very low tech, but unbelievably awesome: the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Take some deep breaths and get ready for the biggest smile you've had in a long time. Read on, friend. The DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit is a simple little kit. First, you just have to get yourself a 64oz bottle of juice. Then pour in a packet of the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit's yeast and pop the airlock top on. Inside the juice, the yeast will begin its sweet, sweet science - it will convert the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you'll have your very own alcoholic beverage. This type of drink has been enjoyed in Europe for about a million years. The Germans call it Federweißer; the Austrians call it Sturm. We call it AWESOME. Get a DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit now and turn boring, healthy juice into the party beverage it was intended to become. Prost! DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit With this kit and a 64oz bottle of juice, you'll be able to enjoy a sparkling, alcoholic beverage in 48 hours. Science causes the yeast in the kit to turn the fructose in the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Juice not included. Alcohol Content: once it has sat 48 hours, alcohol content can reach 14 percent. Includes: 6 yeast packets, 6 bottle labels, 1 airlock, 1 rubber stopper, and fun recipes. Ingredients: yeast, organic evaporated cane juice, emulsifier. Net Wt.: each packet contains 1g (0.035oz) of magic.
Aqua Octagon Coffee Table 40 Gallon Aquarium
Dazzling octagon coffee table aquariumSolid 3/8-inch beveled glass top is strongIlluminated from below through sparkling blue glass gravelBlack acrylic pedestal base hides 2-stage filterFilters pump aerator decorative plants includedHolds 40 gallons of fresh water. Imagine the intimate creative conversations you'll have while sitting around this breathtaking Aqua Octagon Coffee Table Aquarium. It's oblong shape is perfect for even long couches but nobody is going to notice the couch now that you've added this unbelievable centerpiece. It's stunning from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch sparkling beveled glass top is lit from below through the blue glass gravel on the bottom giving you one more reason to turn down the room lights. The included black acrylic base conceals the silent two-stage filter and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel come with it too. All you need now are clear glass cups and glasses so you don't miss anything.
Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. "But how?" you scream. The truth is, science doesn't completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds)...
LED Faucet Lights
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you need to get the LED faucet light attachment from ThinkGeek. You can turn any faucet in your home into a streaming fantasia of techie-bliss in just minutes. How does it work? Just attach to the end of your faucet (universal adapters included), and when the water flows through the magic chamber, it simply turns on the LED array and illuminates the stream with soothingly powerful hues. But wait, there's more! Not only does your water light up, but the color light changes with the water's temperature. When the water is cold, you see BLUE LED's until the water temperature hits 89 degrees after which the LEDs turn RED (now with a brushed chrome finish)! Here's what you get: Chamber with LEDs Batteries pre-installed plus a set of spare batteries (uses LR44 watch batteries) Instruction Sheet Two universal adapters included. (fits most standard faucets in USA. Not recommended for faucets outside of the USA.) Dimensions: 2.25" tall, 1.25" diameter.
Edible Dried Zombie Skin
"There's that old saying: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. But how does this apply to the zombie invasion, you're wondering. Well, let's just say that people will run out of food before the zombies do. So, why not do like the zombies and eat your enemy. That's right: cook and eat the zombies! Or, maybe, just munch on some Edible Dried Zombie Skin. Now, before you undead rights activists get all mad, Edible Dried Zombie Skin isn't really made out of zombies. It's actually crunchy dried seaweed. And it's delicious! It's all natural, gluten free, and perfect for vegans (no people parts - promise). Just make sure to eat Edible Dried Zombie Skin out of the bag; that way you'll get all the tastiness of the ""skin"" and all the joy out of the funny looks of others. For nutrition information, click here. Edible Dried Zombie Skin Looks like peeling, desiccated zombie skin, but it's really yummy dried seaweed treats! Vegan, all natural, and gluten free. A deliciously crunchy snack. Net Wt: 0.4oz (approx. 2 servings) Package Dimensions: approx. 9.5"" x 5.75"" x 0.75"""
Holga iPhone Lens Filter Kit
Get outta here, Instagram! With the iPhone Lens Filter case, you can create your own special effects and filters with no software or app necessary. Just slide your iPhone 4 or 4S into the case, dial up the desired effect, and shoot to your heart's content. The Filter Turret has nine different options: Dual Image Lens: Produces 2 identical images Triple Image Lens: Produces 3 identical images Quadruple Image Lens: Produces 4 identical images 60mm Macro Lens: For photographing objects approximately 60mm from the lens Red Filter with Clear Heart Shape Center: Reduces absorption of blue & green lights with clear heart shape center that stands out Red Filter: Reduces absorption of blue and green light Green Filter: Enhances green colors Yellow Filter with Clear Center: Clear circular spot in center with pale yellow surroundings to mimic sunset Blue Filter with Clear Center: Clear circular spot in center with blue surroundings to mimic gentle moonlight Empty Hole: For taking images with no effect All your iPhone buttons can be accessed through the filter kit's access holes, but the flash is obscured. Don't worry about that, though, because you are going to love the photos you'll be able to snap with this filter kit. It's the ultimate gift for the iPhone photog. Product Specifications iPhone 4/4S filter kit/case for photogs No software or app necessary 9 filters available: dial up the one you want Looks like an old school rotary phone All iPhone buttons can be accessed while in this case Compatibility: iPhone 4 and 4S only
LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of agony that played out before him. According to the infamous pirate's diaries, it really calmed his nerves, too. Wow...
Bring truly original smiles to the table with our unique Tillandsia terrarium. Commonly known as an Airplant, Tillandsia has the ability to grow without being rooted in soil, absorbing water and nutrients through its distinctive leaves. Whether surrounded by sand and decorative rocks inside a tabletop glass globe or accented with moss in a unique hanging glass, this terrarium is ideal for adding rare beauty to a den, office or any indoor decor. Tabletop terrarium features a fresh Tillandsia, or Airplant Large arrives in a glass globe and is accented with sand and decorative rocks; measures 5"H x 5"L x 4.25"L Small arrives in a hanging glass and is accented with reindeer moss; measures 4"H x 4"L x 7.25"L Tillandsia plant requires bright, filtered light; once a week, take out the Tillandsia and submerge in water for 20 minutes, then allow to dry before replacing in the terrarium Plant measures 4"H
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....