Camera Lens Mug
Your photographer friends will gasp in horror when they catch sight of this quirky Camera Lens Mug. At first glance it might seem that you've ripped apart a perfectly good telephoto lens, then filled it with your hot beverage of choice. Of course this type of heinous disregard for expensive photography equipment would be sacrilege... to a cup of good coffee. Luckily the Camera Lens Mug is decidedly cheaper than a real camera lens and is washable to boot...
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife
"We learn some pretty interesting things while researching for ideas about product copy. For example, our copywriter was researching ""mantis"" and stumbled across a link in Wikipedia for a word she did not know: eggcorn. Turns out, an eggcorn is a linguistic term for ""an idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar or identical in the speaker's dialect."" For example: preying mantis vs. praying mantis, shoe-in vs. shoo-in, and eggcorn vs. acorn. Pretty neat! We hope you learned something today and will now return you to learning about this slick knife. The Mantis BK-2B Bottleneck Knife is a collaboration between Mantis Knives and Hawk Designs. It boasts a bottle opener and a butterfly knife and it will attach effortlessly to your keyring with its integral handle/latch configuration. The bottle opener can be accessed and used while the knife is still attached to the keyring, so there's no worry about forgetting your keys or your knife because they're attached for life (or at least until you have to go through airport security). Product Specifications Attaches effortlessly to any keyring with its integral handle/latch configuration Bottle opener can be accessed and used while knife is still attached to the keychain To activate the knife, a simple flip of the latch exposes the blade Overall Length: 3.750"" Blade Length: 1.990"" Blade Material: 400 series stainless Blade Style: Modified Tanto Edge Handle Material: 400 series stainless Lock Style: Patented latch-lock with integrated handle springs Carry System: Pocket Clip Weight: 3.1 oz. State Restrictions: Hawaii, Texas, Wisconsin These products are not intended for any unlawful purpose as defined by applicable local, county, state, and federal laws. By agreeing herein, purchaser acknowledges that he/she is 18 years of age or older. Purchaser also acknowledges that he/she is permitted to purchase this product pursuant to his local, county, state, and federal laws."