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The Pointy End Necklace
$74.99 $37.49
The Pointy End Necklace
"The females at ThinkGeek often pick out our jewelry based on the mood we're in that morning. We have a suggestion with this piece: pick out your jewelry based on what mood you know you're going to be in later in the day. Brace yourself to call somebody out. Get the confidence to be contentious when somebody needs to be. This necklace says you're ready to start a fight to stand up for the right thing, even when nobody else will. Or maybe explicitly because nobody else will. Or just get it because it's a really sweet sword. That's good, too. This gorgeous swept-hilt rapier pendant is definitely a statement piece. The tapered blade's two-tone metal combines with genuine Swarovski crystals to create a stunning impression. Purple crystal on the guard. Black crystal as the pommel. Product Specifications Huge sword pendant on chain Materials: English pewter and Swarovski crystals Dimensions: pendant - 5 1/4"" long x 1 3/4"" wide x 1/2"" deep, 32"" chain Use pliers to open the chain if you want it shorter or just add a slipknot for a casual look Weight: 7 oz. For our customers with nickel allergies: the pendant and chain are made of English pewter, which is a mixture of tin, antimony, and copper. They are free of both lead and nickel."
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Starfleet Necklace
$39.99
Starfleet Necklace
There's more to Starfleet than seeking out new life and civilizations. You've got to spend time teaching the replicators how to make your favorite homemade foods. It's also important to bond with the rest of the crew while enjoying some Romulan Ale. And even if you're soaking up the rays on Risa while on shore leave, it's nice to wear a little trinket that reminds you of your greater purpose. This Starfleet insignia necklace is made of stainless steel and hangs on a 24" chain...
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Marvel Iron Man 3 LED Arc Reactor Ring
$44.99 $9.99
Marvel Iron Man 3 LED Arc Reactor Ring
Tony Stark is pretty bad at gifts. Remember that time he gave Pepper a box of strawberries? Yeah... he may be ultra rich and super smart, but when it comes to gift-giving, he's not the most thoughtful. Therefore, guys, be sure that you check to see that your better half actually likes Iron Man before buying her this ring. Okay? Okay. Inspired by Iron Man's arc reactor, this ring is a totally sweet accessory for the Marvel fan. This carefully machined ring features the red and gold of Iron Man's suit and a tiny arc reactor at the top. Tap the ring and the bright white LED will glow for 60 seconds. We really wanted it to shoot repulsor beams, but our lawyers said that was a no-go. Stupid lawyers. Anyway, the ring is awesome the way it is and a whole lot safer for humanity. Product Specifications Ring inspired by Iron Man's arc reactor Solid metal alloy construction Enameled metallic finish Tap it and the LED illuminates for 60 seconds Does not repel your enemies (sorry, Legal said we couldn't do that version) Materials: nickel-free metal alloy Battery: Included (replaceable) Sizes: 8, 10, and 12 Dimensions: Arc Reactor circle has a .43" diameter UK Size Inner Diameter mm US Size P1/2 18.1 8 T1/2 19.8 10 X1/2 21.4 12
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The Babe With the Power
$14.99
The Babe With the Power
You know this woman. Chances are, you are this woman or you're working your way to being her. She's your sysadmin, your security adviser, your lead architect, your Chief Technology Officer. We saw this phrase in another context and thought, "Hey. That works." And we suspect the geek women who are the sort who identify with this shirt will also identify that other setting which we will assiduously avoid referring to directly here. We'll just say that the path to the top for a woman in IT sometimes seems like a complete... what's the word we're looking for? Maze? That's not quite it. Oh well. We're sure you know what we mean. "The Babe With the Power" in various shades of blue on a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.
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Pokemon Laplander
$19.99 $9.99
Pokemon Laplander
Ash's trucker hat is not a look that everyone can pull off. So how do you express your love for Pokémon if snap-back baseball caps do bad things to your hair? You get a laplander with Pikachu's big, happy face on it. This hat will keep your head warm and cozy under Pikachu's watchful eye. Pikachu's facial features are embroidered on the hat, and it has long, pointed ears with black tips. Knitted Poké Balls swing from the end of the strings instead of tassels. One size fits most adults. 100% acrylic. Made in China. Handwash only.
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Periodic BaCoN T-Shirt
$19.99
Periodic BaCoN T-Shirt
Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian...
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Complete Solar System Necklace
$109.99
Complete Solar System Necklace
"When we first discovered it on Etsy, we highlighted this great necklace on our Facebook page, and you guys had one thing to say: where's Pluto? Guess what? We found it. We worked with the artists who create this necklace, and they agreed to make a version with Pluto just for y'all. So, you see, the world really does revolve around you. ;) Our adjustable, 20"" Solar System Necklace features the 8 planets, plus the Sun, plus a tiny Pluto hanging off the back of the chain extension as a surprise. Well, it isn't a surprise to you now. But you get the idea. Product Specifications Solar System Necklace For women whom the world(s) should revolve around Handmade with sterling-silver-plated elements Necklace with Pluto is a ThinkGeek exclusive! Lobster-clasp closure Materials: silver-plated pendants, silver-plated chain Dimensions: 20"" chain (adjustable), sun's diameter is 1 1/2"", planets are 1"", Pluto is 1/2"" For our customers with nickel allergies: the chain and pendants are plated with nickel-free sterling silver."
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DIY Instant Underpants Two Pack
$19.99
DIY Instant Underpants Two Pack
"If you know children or ever was one, you know that accidents happen. And some of those accidents happen in pants. Long story short: sometimes kids need new underwear in a hurry. For those children, there is now hope. And when those children grow up, there is a wonderful gag gift. That hopeful gag gift is called a pair of DIY Instant Underpants. DIY Instant Underpants start out as a dry pellet in a very keen (and reusable) tin. Add the pellet to water and get it good and wet. The compressed layers start to separate and (with your help), you'll soon have a pair of DIY Instant Underpants in front of you. You can let them dry or wear them wet (both are fun). You don't even have to wear them down there - on your head is equally acceptable. DIY Instant Underpants - in a pinch, we've got you covered! DIY Instant Underpants Just add water to the pellet in the tin and you'll have one pair of unisex underpants in no time. A great gag gift or for ""just in case of emergency."" One pellet per tin. Two tins per two pack. Sizing: Fits most children and small adults. Tin Dimensions: 2.5"" diameter."
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Build-On Brick Mug - Grey by ThinkGeek
$9.99 $6.99
Build-On Brick Mug - Grey by ThinkGeek
Important Note: The Brick Mug does not come with any bricks. You need to provide your own. However we're confident you've got a variety of compatible building sets at your house already. Oh... also you don't get coffee, you need to brew that or something. In short, you get the mug. Okay, we're done here. Morning meetings suck. We're lucky at ThinkGeek because generally a "morning" meeting starts at 11, so you've got some time to get a cup of coffee in before you have to brain too hard...
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Vintage Batman Skyline Hoodie - Black, XL
$39.99
Vintage Batman Skyline Hoodie - Black, XL
Wouldn't you love to visit the Batcave? All you need is a cape and Google Maps! Wish it were that simple. The federal government may call it a "no man's land," but there are many who would want to live there, or visit, or just fly by, or... you get the idea! Imagine being able to put Gotham City on your GPS and head straight to the beautiful city, get to Batman's house, have some coffee with him, chat about all the villains, and generally find out about how he does what he does...
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Adventure Time Finn's Hat
$16.99 $9.99
Adventure Time Finn's Hat
So, all the missiles went off and the world as we know it ended. Oh well. What's the last human to do? Why, be raised by a family of loving dogs and then go out into the world and find adventure. And do you know what time it is when you go out to find adventure? ADVENTURE TIME! Duh. And now you can be just like the kid we're talking about when you wear your Adventure Time Finn's Hat. Each Adventure Time Finn's Hat is made with love by the wonderful denizens of Ooo and exported here (somehow) for your adventuring needs. Made of soft polyester fleece and sized to fit most adult heads, this is one easy step in getting the perfect Finn costume. Then, just grab your trusty dog and head off on adventures. Folks will get out of your way (and tell stories of your bravery after you pass) when you're wearing an Adventure Time Finn's Hat. Holy stuff! waving snail Adventure Time Finn's Hat Get ready to make all your adventures more adventurous with this accurate replica of Finn's hat! Made of 100% polyester, super-soft fleece. Chin strap closes with hook-and-loop strip. Fully licensed hat thing. One size fits most (intended for ages 14 and older). Dimensions: Head sized - with ears and a chinstrap.
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Captain America Socks
$9.99
Captain America Socks
Captain America is not here to lead the country. I'm here to serve it. If I'm a captain, then I'm a soldier. Not of any military branch, but of the American people. Years ago, in simpler times, this suit and this shield were created as a symbol to help make America the land it's supposed to be... to help it realize its destiny. Ricocheting from supervillain duel to supervillain duel doesn't always serve that purpose. There's a difference between fighting against evil and fighting for the common good. I'm not always able to choose my battles... but effective immediately, I'm going to make an effort to choose the battles that matter. Battles against injustice, against cynicism, against intolerance. I will still serve with the Avengers. I will continue to defend this nation from any and all threats it may face. But as of today, I am not a "superhero." Now and forevermore, I am a man of the people. Together, you and I will identify and confront America's problems. Together, we will figure out what we are and what we can be. Together, we will define the American Dream and make it an American reality. -- Captain America, Vol. 4, #7 We're kinda hoping for the comic book world to intersect with the real world so we can vote Captain America in 2016. In the meantime, we have these awesome socks, complete with wings! Prefer your heroes with capes? We have caped socks, too! Product Specifications Winged socks with the Captain America shield One-size-fits-most women (and tiny but powerful men) Materials: 80% acrylic, 17% polyester, 3% spandex Care: Machine washable Dimensions: Heel-to-toe: 8.5" (unstretched) - 13" (full stretch) Cuff: 6" (unstretched) - 12.5" (max stretch) Height: 9"
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Weeping Angel V-neck Ladies' Tee
$24.99
Weeping Angel V-neck Ladies' Tee
Right. Who put the weeping angel in the closet? Very funny. Everybody knows we store the weeping angels in the garden. I guess you expect me to lug this thing to the .... ack! Black 100% cotton v-neck ladies' tee says Don't Blink in grey letters on the bottom of the left front and has an oversized image of a weeping angel printed on the back so that the angels wings are where your wings would be. If you were a weeping angel. Which, fortunately for everybody, you're not...
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d20 Spiral Necklace
$12.99
d20 Spiral Necklace
The venerable d20 die, that platonic solid whose numerical etchings cast an impartial providence upon friend and beast alike. It holds the power to grant or take life, and even the power to revoke such grants. Imagine such an influential tool intricately cradled in a spiral, that ancient symbol of the cycle of life, death, and rebirth. Now imagine that spirally-fenced die bound to your body and soul by cord around your neck - ready for whatever circumstance the Fates throw at your feet...
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Elven Ear Clips
$19.99 $3.14
Elven Ear Clips
"Oh no! Okay, so we sourced these bits of shiny from a 3rd party vendor, and, well, we hear you loud and clear! We've contacted the vendor to find out what's up. Some of the monkeys here also had a really nice conversation with an Etsy shop owner, and we've hit upon a solution that works for everyone. Thanks for pointing this one out, guys! The choosing of race is one of the tough ones in fantasy role-playing games. You hate to be human, because it just seems so dull, but you've got real-world experience you can bring to that. Method acting, as it were. Then again, the reason you're playing is to experience something different, so maybe you should go wild. For us, it usually ends up being a choice between which one gets the best racial bonuses for the type of character we want to play and which one looks the coolest (best equipment, best dance moves, etc.). We'll be honest. Maybe a little more of the latter than the former. These Elven Ear Clips are like an InstaElf kit for humans. (Or InstaVulcan if you prefer.) And although these have the words ""ear"" and ""clip"" in their name, they're nothing like clip-on earrings, which can be incredibly painful. These slide over the tops of your ear to use gravity for the assist and hook underneath the lobe for a snug fit. The wire's flexible, so you get to create a custom fit for your own ears, adjusting them so they're just right. Quick instructions: Each ear clip has two parts - a front and a back. The front has the decoration and a whole bunch of wrapped wire that leads down to a piece of wire shaped like the top of a bobby pin. The back is a single piece of wire that has a scroll at the bottom. The front sits entirely on the outside of your ear; the back wire goes behind your ear, except for the scroll at the bottom. That curves around under your lobe and hooks back in the front for additional support. In addition to adjusting the space between the front and back wires, you may find that you need to scroll more or less of the wire to fit your ear properly. These are flexible enough to provide you your own custom fit. Product Specifications Pair of wire clips that secure over your ears to give you pointy tips like an Elf or a Vulcan Choose from Future Elf (plain linear design), Forest Elf (linear design with green beads), or High Elf (swirly design with ""pearl"" beads) A quick and elegant costuming solution that doesn't involve spirit gum Functions like a paperclip - doesn't require pierced ears Can be worn with earrings Materials: base metal with rhodium plating Dimensions: 3 1/2"" tall x 2"" wide Weight: .5 oz./pair For our customers with nickel allergies: the wire in these is base metal plated with rhodium."
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Superhero Belts
$24.99
Superhero Belts
Many superheroes are defined by some aspect of their costume: Superman has his cape, the Flash has his ring, and the Hulk has his purple shorts. Of course, clothes are only a small part of a superhero, but it's the first impression that makes them memorable. Besides, seeing Hulk completely naked would be disturbing to say the least. For Batman, his utility belt is the source of his power. For Wonder Woman, the belt is what holds her most powerful weapon, the Lasso of Truth. Sadly, the limitations of scientific advancement don't allow us to sell Batman's utility belt or Wonder Woman's golden hip lasso, but you can wear homage to your favorite hero with these durable seatbelt style belts. Product Specifications: Seatbelt style belts for fans of superheroes Made of durable nylon and polyester Adjustable Size: 26.5" to 46" waist Other Dimensions: 1.5" wide, buckle is 1.5" x 1.5" Weight: 8 ounces
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Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt
$24.49
Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt
The difference between you and Tony Stark isn't the billions of dollars in his bank account, the triple digit IQ that flirts with the line between human and machine, or his alter ego superhero battle suit. It's his fashion sense. Tony Stark is all about efficiency, comfort, and his suave appearance, and sometimes we can be, too. With the Marvel Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt, you can slide into something that gets you closer to being the legendary Tony Stark than any supercharged IQ, billion-dollar pay raise at work, or titanium-alloy suit could! (Although they couldn't hurt.) 65% polyester / 35% cotton, fitted shirt with 3/4 length sleeves features a black body, grey shoulders, and white cuffs, along with a glowing blue Arc Reactor. The body is pique, which makes it more breathable and quicker drying. Note that this has a slightly athletic cut to mimic the shirt in the film. Please reference the chart on the Sizing Info tab to select your size. Product Specifications Officially-licensed Marvel collectible Black poly/cotton blend, 3/4-length sleeve shirt containing a light-up Arc Reactor Modeled after the Arc Reactor in Iron Man 3 Machine washable (all electrical components can be removed from the shirt) Requires 3 AAA batteries (not included) Washing Instructions: All electronic devices and accessories must be removed before washing the shirt. To remove electronic components: Detach cable from battery box. Carefully peel off the hook & loop attached light panel. Remove the light panel along with its cable from the shirt. Machine wash in cold water with like colors. Tumble dry low heat.
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Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
$22.99 $15.99
Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
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Victorian Pocket Watch Pendant
$14.99
Victorian Pocket Watch Pendant
If we could save time in a bottle, we'd probably do so until the bottle got full and then we'd ask for a TARDIS. Or we'd mix the bottle of time with various other things in our lab in an attempt to blast to the past, or the future, or wherever steampunk is. Maybe it's a bit of both. This miniature pocket watch dangles from a chain about your neck. It's a pocket locket, but don't put it in your pocket. Put it around your neck and show it off because it's really awesome...
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DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
$9.99
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
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Solar System Glow-in-the-dark Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
$26.99 $18.89
Solar System Glow-in-the-dark Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
How do you make a big impression at night when you're not the evening gown sort? You wear a totally sweet glow-in-the-dark shirt, that's how! This sweet black tee has a solar system print that will soak in the rays during the day and glow by night. This relaxed fit ladies' tee is 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Sizing Chart XS S M L XL Chest 33 - 34 in. 35 - 36 in. 37 - 38 in. 39 1/2 - 41 in. 42 1/2 - 44 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in. 28 in.
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Harry Potter Sorting Hat
$24.99 $19.99
Harry Potter Sorting Hat
We think that every boarding school and college in the world could benefit from a Sorting Hat. No more would a Night Owl and Early Bird be placed as roommates. No more would a Straight Edge kid be placed in the party dorm. Of course, the downside to such "perfect" placements is encouraging the collaboration of people with less-than-honorable intentions. See: House Slytherin. If you've ever wanted to put on the talking hat from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, now's your chance...
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I see the assassins have failed.
$14.99
I see the assassins have failed.
We get a lot of suggestions through the Bounty Program. A handful of us pore over several hundred of them each month (including the half a dozen each month that suggest something about "this new, awesome thing called The Game" and the dozen that propose shirts we've sold for the past decade) and then we get together to compare our favorites. Frequently two of us will have the same one jotted down. Occasionally more than two of us will have selected the same one. Very rarely does a single bounty suggestion show up on everyone's list in the room. This one did. It was basically the closest thing we've ever had to an insta-shirt. The sentence "I see the assassins have failed." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton shirt.
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Star Trek TNG Men's Socks 3-pack
$19.99 $14.99
Star Trek TNG Men's Socks 3-pack
If you're going to have to wear a one-piece suit to work, you can at least hope for comfortable socks. Seriously, what Starfleet tailor thought that one-piece spandex was a good fashion choice? Maybe people are less body-conscious in the future? (We can hope!) For now, work requires separate pants and shirt. It does not have rules in regards to socks. Show your love for Starfleet with this three-pack of crew socks, one pair in each uniform color...
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Totoro Plush
$29.99
Totoro Plush
Sometimes licensed properties make plush, and we have to wonder what they're thinking. We don't need cuddly Terminators or Borg cubes that have baby rattles inside (Actually, now that we think about it.... Oh, GeekLabs! We have a project for you!). But Hayao Miyazaki's creations, especially the creatures from My Neighbor Totoro, are perfect reinterpreted as stuffed animals. They look like something you might want to hug (or give an umbrella to) in their original incarnations, so these little, plush versions are entirely endearing. Choose from Grey / Oh Totoro, slightly smaller Blue / Chuu Totoro, or Catbus, whose destination is set to "Mei." We predict they'll find their way into your hearts. Product Specifications My Neighbor Totoro plushes for fans of Miyazaki Officially-licensed Studio Ghibli product Made by Gund Materials: polyester blend, plush Dimensions: Grey / Oh Totoro - 9" high x 10" wide x 8 1/2" deep (nose-to-tail) Blue / Chuu Totoro - 8" high x 8" wide x 7" x 7" deep (nose-to-tail) Catbus - 3 1/2" high x 11" long x 5 1/2" wide Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent.
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Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter by ThinkGeek
$29.99 $14.99
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter by ThinkGeek
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially-licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. The laser-etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or slicing pizzas with precision... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Floppy Disk Drink Coasters
$5.99
Floppy Disk Drink Coasters
We have a soft spot for old technology, whether it's computers, phones, or music players. Our parents warned us that this would happen, so it appears once again they were right. We're staying on the bleeding edge of technology as long as we can, but we'll wax nostalgic about cassette tapes and floppy disks so today's teenagers can roll their eyes and call us old fogies. This set of coasters is designed to look just like the floppy disks you know and love...
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TARDIS Tank Dress
$29.99
TARDIS Tank Dress
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! Regardless of what you may think of the Impossible Girl, we had to give kudos to Clara for turning the usual phrase about the TARDIS inside out. "Smaller on the outside!" she exclaimed. And you know what? That's just what your body is, too! Seriously, think about all the bones, organs, muscles, and stuff you have floating around inside of you. There has to be a pocket dimension inside each of us. This Tank Dress is made in the USA with 95% cotton and 5% spandex material. Sizing chart S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 39 in. 41 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Length (neck edge to hem) 30 1/2 in. 31 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 in. 32 1/2 in. 33 in.
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Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes
$69.99 $34.99
Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes
When a Jedi isn’t busy being a Jedi - gallivanting across the galaxy, negotiating trade disputes, or cutting the arms off of loudmouth bar patrons, they’re often found at home, relaxing on their easy-chairs and sipping on white-russians. It’s true. Nothing is more important to a Jedi than serenity. Comfort, for a Jedi in repose, is key, so when he lounges, you won't find him wrapped in many layers of cotton. No. You won't find him in ridiculously elaborate and colorful gowns with insane headdresses and clown makeup. The most relaxed jedi are often found in his soft fleece bathrobes. This sumptuous dressing gown is warm and luxurious - perfect for those strong with The Force who are taking a vacation, going bowling, or having their persian rugs cleaned. Sure, if you wanted to go out, whip out your lightsaber and start cutting down Sith, that's, like, your prerogative, man. Just remember, a Jedi abides. One size fits all, though Jawas may need a bit of alteration.
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Doctor Who Weeping Angel Charm Bead - Charm Only
$39.99 $24.99
Doctor Who Weeping Angel Charm Bead - Charm Only
To see all our charm beads, click here. In addition to "Don't Blink," The Doctor also meant to say "Don't Shrink." See, when you shrink a weeping angel, you concentrate all their power into this itty, bitty space, which is bad for the space-time continuum. It's like dark matter, only chronological. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers...
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Doctor Who Blue TARDIS Dangle Charm Bead - Charm Only
$39.99 $34.99
Doctor Who Blue TARDIS Dangle Charm Bead - Charm Only
To see all our charm beads, click here. Seeking: one companion for adventures through space and time. Must be a flexible traveler, able to roll with the punches. Good with sudden changes of personality and atmosphere a plus. Must be less than 10 mm tall. Apply within. That's the ad we think the tiny Doctor within this tiny TARDIS would need to post. There's probably some seriously evolved bacteria and viruses that could apply. But yeah. Not us...
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Trust Me I'm The Doctor T-Shirt - Blue, XXXL
$19.99 $14.99
Trust Me I'm The Doctor T-Shirt - Blue, XXXL
As much as we love Doctor Who, we have to admit that if we were an average Joe or Sarah Jane and an oddly dressed dude appeared in our backyard and told us to trust him because he was The Doctor, we're not necessarily sure we could. We've seen a few too many episodes of SVU, y'know? Then again, when life gets boring, sometimes you just have to take a leap into a police box. 100% cotton blue colored t-shirt with Trust me I'm the Doctor written in White.
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Furry Adventure Slippers
$24.99
Furry Adventure Slippers
What do being a furry adventurer and telecommuting have in common? Breakfast, that's what! You wake up, pour yourself a cup of coffee and start the day with something healthy, like maybe an egg & veggie scramble. You start your day like an eager beaver, but soon you're reading r/funny and obsessively reloading your Facebook feed. Time to relocate.... TO THE COFFEE SHOP! A new jolt of caffeine, and since it looked so tempting, maybe a bear claw. Or a cake pop. Or both...
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Wonder Woman Apron
$24.99 $9.79
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
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STFU University Hoodie - Navy, S
$33.99 $23.99
STFU University Hoodie - Navy, S
Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you'll find a way to show it. Well, we've teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit...
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Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
$19.99
Kill You With My Brain Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, M
The statement on this shirt is great. It's not just a reference to one of our favorite pop culture phenomena, because ... think about it. You probably could kill people with your brain. Have a psionic character in an RPG? Ding. Know how to mix acids and bases? Ding. Use dangerous skills learned on MythBusters for fun and profit? Ding. There are so many opportunities to use your mind as a dangerous weapon we're surprised you don't have to have it registered...
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Superheroine 3-Pack Panties - S
$24.99 $9.99
Superheroine 3-Pack Panties - S
We will only let you wear these panties if you're super. This is a very strict policy and we've even coded something into this page to ensure these panties can only be added to the carts of super geek ladies or people getting them as gifts for super geek ladies. How can we tell? Psshh, if we told you, then you'd figure a way around it. We can't have that. Set of 3 panties- Batgirl, Wonder Woman, Supergirl - 95% cotton and 5% spandex fabric. Sizing Table S M L XL 2X Waist 25-26 in. 27-29 in...
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pi*z*z*a T-Shirt - Red, XXL
$19.99
pi*z*z*a T-Shirt - Red, XXL
As part of our anniversary proceedings each year, we like to look back. And this year we looked back and saw few shirts looking back at us. This shirt, specifically, was one of them. And it had pizza on it. Who are we to deny pizza? Pizza is the perfect food. It's got your grain, your dairy, your... fruit. Man, we make a face just typing that. Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. But we digress. Food pyramid. Depending on your choice of toppings, pizza may also provide protein and vegetables...
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My First Cthulhu Plush
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My First Cthulhu Plush
"One of our favorite cartoons of the 80s was ""Cthulhu Babies!"" Remember all the fun adventures Baby Cthulhu, Baby Nyarlathotep. and all the other babies had? That time they devoured Nanny's soul and then did a musical number pretending they were characters in ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" - priceless. Ah . . . we love remembering memories. Anywho, now you can finally share the abject horror and cuteness of Baby Cthulhu with your kids when you buy My First Cthulhu Plush. My First Cthulhu Plush is super soft and super huggable. Designed for the young ones (to get them in the cult early), these plush are safety tested for ages 3 and up. That means your wee ones can learn about the Old Ones as soon as they are able to really run away in fear. Full of loves and hugs and power and terror beyond comprehension, My First Cthulhu Plush want to come home with you today! My First Cthulhu Plush The cutest and bestest way to introduce Cthulhu into the lives of your little spawn. Super soft material is fun to hug and love. Safety tested for children ages 3 and up. Dimensions: approx. 10"" x 10"" x 4""."
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Bow Ties Are Cool T-Shirt - Navy, XXL
$14.99
Bow Ties Are Cool T-Shirt - Navy, XXL
There's a long history regarding bow ties, neckties, and doctors. Did you know that pediatricians wear bow ties to avoid being strangled by grabby babies? In fact, neckties are such a danger to doctors and patients that British hospitals banned the wearing of neckties in 2007. "Colonized by pathogens" was the exact phrase. Yuck. Our Doctor, on the other hand, acquired his signature bow tie in an English hospital, where perhaps it once graced the neck of a cardiologist...
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Caffeine Molecule Necklace
$84.99
Caffeine Molecule Necklace
Your favorite molecule shouldn't be relegated to casual Fridays. Bring it with you every day with a sterling silver incarnation. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics, this sterling silver caffeine molecule pendant is about 1.5 inches wide. It hangs from a sterling silver snake chain that can be adjusted for length between 16 and 18 inches. Each necklace is packaged in recycled paper jewelry box and includes an informational tag about caffeine. We know you're already in the know about caffeine, but if this is a gift or something that tag could come in handy. Or you could carry it with you for easier explanations when folks ask you what your necklace is all about.
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Pac Man & Ghost R/C Set
$39.99
Pac Man & Ghost R/C Set
You can get your race on and your Pac-Man fix all at once with no quarters necessary. Take the high-intensity 2-D chases into 3D these Pac-Man and Ghost RC Racers. Thankfully for ol' Pac, the playing field is a little more level. One Pac-Man, one Ghost -- Blinky to be precise -- no rules. Game on. These two racers come with an arcade-like infrared joystick and blast Pac-Man theme music to accompany your choreographed chase scene around the living room floor. There may be no real pellets (unless you drop some Kix on the floor), but there is lots of real-life fun! Product Specifications Race Pac-Man and Blinky around your living room Easy-to-use infrared controls Racers move in four directions Pac-Man gaming sound FX play while you race Batteries: 10 AAA batteries total (not included)
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Superman Ice Cube Tray
$9.99
Superman Ice Cube Tray
Born on the planet Krypton, Superman was a god amongst the humans of Earth. His super strength, super speed, ability to fly, impervious skin, x-ray vision, incredibly chiseled jaw line, and super crafty alter ego all make the Man of Steel one of, if not the greatest superhero. But when Superman has finished his super day, he has an alter ego to maintain and we all know Clark Kent isn't skimping out on impressing the ladies. It's dangerous for Clark to use his powers in public and risk revealing his secret identity. So when his guests are bummed because their drinks are lukewarm, he can’t just use his Freeze Breath. Better yet, he can reach into his freezer and pull out his super meta ice cube tray. Superman, you so smooth. Product Specifications Officially licensed DC Comics product 8.5" x 4.5" Made of durable, food safe silicone Makes 12 Superman chest crest ice cubes
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Building Brick Slippers
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Building Brick Slippers
One of the dangers of being (or living with) a construction bricks enthusiast is the chance of stepping on a brick with bare feet. That is a world of pain that is only rivaled by stepping barefooted on a wayward d4 or Looney pyramid at a gamers house. Ow, ow, ow. While we were soothing a sore foot as a result of one such accident, we had a brilliant idea: BRICK SLIPPERS. You don't want to step on bricks with your bare feet, but now you can step INTO bricks with your bare feet and be super comfortable. They'll even shield your feet so you can step on real bricks without fear of injury. Our Brick Slippers are one size fits most, but if you have monster feet, check the dimensions below. Product Specifications Colors: Red and Blue Materials: 100% polyester Care: Hand wash the surface/spots only Size: One size fits most Interior dimension (toe to back of heel): 12.25" (roughly a men's size 12, max)
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Adventure Time Footie Union Suit
$39.99 $27.99
Adventure Time Footie Union Suit
Everybody has a magical place they go to in their dreams. Sometimes that magical place is high school. (Not so magical, especially if we're naked and can't get to our final exam on time!) If you're lucky, that magical place is the Candy Kingdom, where you can adventure with Jake and Finn. These Union Suit Pajamas are as cute as they are cozy. Fans of Adventure Time can suit up and look just like Finn (with Jake in pocket!) or Jake (with Finn on chest). Pull the hood up over your head to block out the light and get some restful shut-eye. Adventurers need a solid eight hours of sleep, after all. Product Specifications Look like your favorite Adventure Time character Dream about the Candy Kingdom Finn (with Jake in pocket), Jake (with Finn on chest) Material: 100% polyester Love your PJs: Wash before wearing, hand-wash, line dry Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Height 4'11" - 5'3" 5'3" - 5'7" 5'7" - 5'11" 5'11" - 6'2" 5'11" - 6'3" Weight 100 - 125 lbs 125 - 150 lbs 150 - 175 lbs 175 - 200 lbs 200 - 250 lbs Hips 40" 43" 46" 49" 55"
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Star Trek Logo Mug 20oz
$14.99 $6.99
Star Trek Logo Mug 20oz
Waking up in space takes a little getting used to. You don't get a regular sunrise and sunset and your bacon and eggs comes out of a replicator, not off a griddle. But there's something comforting about sipping your coffee from the same big mug you drank from on Earth. This 20oz ceramic mug is printed on one side with the Star Trek command insignia, and on the other with Kirk's speech from the opening of Star Trek. And once you've finished your cup, you'll be ready to boldly go...
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10th Doctor Galaxy Silhouette Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, XL
$11.99
10th Doctor Galaxy Silhouette Fitted Ladies' Tee - Black, XL
In the eleven-or-so Doctors we've encountered, David Tennant is the most swoon-worthy. Is it the hair? The trench? The Chucks? The way his Doctor has an English accent but his real accent is Scottish? Doesn't matter. There is something about the man that makes our hearts beat a little faster. (Yes, even the men of TG have a bit of a bro-crush on Tennant.) The silhouette of the 10th Doctor in front of the TARDIS on a galaxy print, black colored 100% cotton t-shirt. Listed in juniors sizing...
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