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DIY Instant Underpants Two Pack
$19.99
DIY Instant Underpants Two Pack
"If you know children or ever was one, you know that accidents happen. And some of those accidents happen in pants. Long story short: sometimes kids need new underwear in a hurry. For those children, there is now hope. And when those children grow up, there is a wonderful gag gift. That hopeful gag gift is called a pair of DIY Instant Underpants. DIY Instant Underpants start out as a dry pellet in a very keen (and reusable) tin. Add the pellet to water and get it good and wet. The compressed layers start to separate and (with your help), you'll soon have a pair of DIY Instant Underpants in front of you. You can let them dry or wear them wet (both are fun). You don't even have to wear them down there - on your head is equally acceptable. DIY Instant Underpants - in a pinch, we've got you covered! DIY Instant Underpants Just add water to the pellet in the tin and you'll have one pair of unisex underpants in no time. A great gag gift or for ""just in case of emergency."" One pellet per tin. Two tins per two pack. Sizing: Fits most children and small adults. Tin Dimensions: 2.5"" diameter."
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Build-On Brick Mug - Grey by ThinkGeek
$9.99 $6.99
Build-On Brick Mug - Grey by ThinkGeek
Important Note: The Brick Mug does not come with any bricks. You need to provide your own. However we're confident you've got a variety of compatible building sets at your house already. Oh... also you don't get coffee, you need to brew that or something. In short, you get the mug. Okay, we're done here. Morning meetings suck. We're lucky at ThinkGeek because generally a "morning" meeting starts at 11, so you've got some time to get a cup of coffee in before you have to brain too hard...
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Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
$22.99 $15.99
Geek Inside Maternity Shirt
Is your body the staging area for a future geek? Or do you know a gestating female mammal who's growing her own? Celebrate the miracle of birth with our Geek Inside shirt, logo emblazoned in white on future mom's belly. There'll be no question of what sort of toys to buy the little tyke with this guidance. Break out the USB-powered crib mobile, the Hoberman blocks, and the caffeine-laced pacifier. These are maternity shirts, a 100% cotton combed ringspun jersey in black with the Geek Inside logo in white across the belly. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 38 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. Waist 40 in. 42 in. 46 in. 50 in. Front Length 25 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. Hip 46 in. 48 in. 52 in. 56 in.
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DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
$9.99
DIY Blood Typing Test Kit
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but foolish. And giving blood or a kidney is noble, but could pose a big problem if you don't share the same blood type. What would happen, you wonder? It's very simple - your loved one's blood antibodies would bind to too many antigens in your donor blood causing the erythrocytes of your love to burst...
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Harry Potter Sorting Hat
$24.99 $19.99
Harry Potter Sorting Hat
We think that every boarding school and college in the world could benefit from a Sorting Hat. No more would a Night Owl and Early Bird be placed as roommates. No more would a Straight Edge kid be placed in the party dorm. Of course, the downside to such "perfect" placements is encouraging the collaboration of people with less-than-honorable intentions. See: House Slytherin. If you've ever wanted to put on the talking hat from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, now's your chance...
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Totoro Plush
$29.99
Totoro Plush
Sometimes licensed properties make plush, and we have to wonder what they're thinking. We don't need cuddly Terminators or Borg cubes that have baby rattles inside (Actually, now that we think about it.... Oh, GeekLabs! We have a project for you!). But Hayao Miyazaki's creations, especially the creatures from My Neighbor Totoro, are perfect reinterpreted as stuffed animals. They look like something you might want to hug (or give an umbrella to) in their original incarnations, so these little, plush versions are entirely endearing. Choose from Grey / Oh Totoro, slightly smaller Blue / Chuu Totoro, or Catbus, whose destination is set to "Mei." We predict they'll find their way into your hearts. Product Specifications My Neighbor Totoro plushes for fans of Miyazaki Officially-licensed Studio Ghibli product Made by Gund Materials: polyester blend, plush Dimensions: Grey / Oh Totoro - 9" high x 10" wide x 8 1/2" deep (nose-to-tail) Blue / Chuu Totoro - 8" high x 8" wide x 7" x 7" deep (nose-to-tail) Catbus - 3 1/2" high x 11" long x 5 1/2" wide Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent.
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Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter by ThinkGeek
$29.99 $14.99
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter by ThinkGeek
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially-licensed Star Trek collectible is everything you hoped it would be. The laser-etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or slicing pizzas with precision... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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Floppy Disk Drink Coasters
$5.99
Floppy Disk Drink Coasters
We have a soft spot for old technology, whether it's computers, phones, or music players. Our parents warned us that this would happen, so it appears once again they were right. We're staying on the bleeding edge of technology as long as we can, but we'll wax nostalgic about cassette tapes and floppy disks so today's teenagers can roll their eyes and call us old fogies. This set of coasters is designed to look just like the floppy disks you know and love...
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Doctor Who Weeping Angel Charm Bead - Charm Only
$39.99 $24.99
Doctor Who Weeping Angel Charm Bead - Charm Only
To see all our charm beads, click here. In addition to "Don't Blink," The Doctor also meant to say "Don't Shrink." See, when you shrink a weeping angel, you concentrate all their power into this itty, bitty space, which is bad for the space-time continuum. It's like dark matter, only chronological. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers...
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Doctor Who Blue TARDIS Dangle Charm Bead - Charm Only
$39.99 $34.99
Doctor Who Blue TARDIS Dangle Charm Bead - Charm Only
To see all our charm beads, click here. Seeking: one companion for adventures through space and time. Must be a flexible traveler, able to roll with the punches. Good with sudden changes of personality and atmosphere a plus. Must be less than 10 mm tall. Apply within. That's the ad we think the tiny Doctor within this tiny TARDIS would need to post. There's probably some seriously evolved bacteria and viruses that could apply. But yeah. Not us...
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Furry Adventure Slippers
$24.99
Furry Adventure Slippers
What do being a furry adventurer and telecommuting have in common? Breakfast, that's what! You wake up, pour yourself a cup of coffee and start the day with something healthy, like maybe an egg & veggie scramble. You start your day like an eager beaver, but soon you're reading r/funny and obsessively reloading your Facebook feed. Time to relocate.... TO THE COFFEE SHOP! A new jolt of caffeine, and since it looked so tempting, maybe a bear claw. Or a cake pop. Or both...
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Wonder Woman Apron
$24.99 $9.79
Wonder Woman Apron
"You might be asking what the Princess of the Amazons has to do with cooking. Allow us to enlighten you as to why Wonder Woman is the best chef that ever was. For starters, her superhuman strength, stamina, and agility would negate the need for most appliances. Lemonade? Sure, she'll squeeze every drop out of that lemon. Dice a 10-lb bag of potatoes? Give her 30 seconds and a sharp knife. And if she forgot an ingredient, she could just fly to the supermarket. Just remember, her Lasso of Truth will prevent you from lying about the quality of her cooking. This is a full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it! Product Specifications Full-length, adult-sized apron featuring Wonder Woman costume One size fits most adults Size: 27""W x 31""H, 24"" neck loop, 33"" waist tie 100% Polyester: Machine wash gently with like colors, tumble dry low"
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My First Cthulhu Plush
$18.99 $11.99
My First Cthulhu Plush
"One of our favorite cartoons of the 80s was ""Cthulhu Babies!"" Remember all the fun adventures Baby Cthulhu, Baby Nyarlathotep. and all the other babies had? That time they devoured Nanny's soul and then did a musical number pretending they were characters in ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" - priceless. Ah . . . we love remembering memories. Anywho, now you can finally share the abject horror and cuteness of Baby Cthulhu with your kids when you buy My First Cthulhu Plush. My First Cthulhu Plush is super soft and super huggable. Designed for the young ones (to get them in the cult early), these plush are safety tested for ages 3 and up. That means your wee ones can learn about the Old Ones as soon as they are able to really run away in fear. Full of loves and hugs and power and terror beyond comprehension, My First Cthulhu Plush want to come home with you today! My First Cthulhu Plush The cutest and bestest way to introduce Cthulhu into the lives of your little spawn. Super soft material is fun to hug and love. Safety tested for children ages 3 and up. Dimensions: approx. 10"" x 10"" x 4""."
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Pac Man & Ghost R/C Set
$39.99
Pac Man & Ghost R/C Set
You can get your race on and your Pac-Man fix all at once with no quarters necessary. Take the high-intensity 2-D chases into 3D these Pac-Man and Ghost RC Racers. Thankfully for ol' Pac, the playing field is a little more level. One Pac-Man, one Ghost -- Blinky to be precise -- no rules. Game on. These two racers come with an arcade-like infrared joystick and blast Pac-Man theme music to accompany your choreographed chase scene around the living room floor. There may be no real pellets (unless you drop some Kix on the floor), but there is lots of real-life fun! Product Specifications Race Pac-Man and Blinky around your living room Easy-to-use infrared controls Racers move in four directions Pac-Man gaming sound FX play while you race Batteries: 10 AAA batteries total (not included)
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Superman Ice Cube Tray
$9.99
Superman Ice Cube Tray
Born on the planet Krypton, Superman was a god amongst the humans of Earth. His super strength, super speed, ability to fly, impervious skin, x-ray vision, incredibly chiseled jaw line, and super crafty alter ego all make the Man of Steel one of, if not the greatest superhero. But when Superman has finished his super day, he has an alter ego to maintain and we all know Clark Kent isn't skimping out on impressing the ladies. It's dangerous for Clark to use his powers in public and risk revealing his secret identity. So when his guests are bummed because their drinks are lukewarm, he can’t just use his Freeze Breath. Better yet, he can reach into his freezer and pull out his super meta ice cube tray. Superman, you so smooth. Product Specifications Officially licensed DC Comics product 8.5" x 4.5" Made of durable, food safe silicone Makes 12 Superman chest crest ice cubes
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Star Trek Logo Mug 20oz
$14.99 $6.99
Star Trek Logo Mug 20oz
Waking up in space takes a little getting used to. You don't get a regular sunrise and sunset and your bacon and eggs comes out of a replicator, not off a griddle. But there's something comforting about sipping your coffee from the same big mug you drank from on Earth. This 20oz ceramic mug is printed on one side with the Star Trek command insignia, and on the other with Kirk's speech from the opening of Star Trek. And once you've finished your cup, you'll be ready to boldly go...
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The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook
$18.99 $14.99
The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook
"""Here's some advice. Stay alive. "" - Haymitch Abernathy When it comes to ""The Hunger Games, "" staying alive means finding food any way possible. Katniss and Gale hunt live game, Peeta's family survives on the bread they make, and the inhabitants of the Seam work twelve-hour days for a few handfuls of grain. While the residents of the Capitol gorge themselves on delicacies and desserts to their hearts' desire. And now you can share in some of these delicacies with The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook. For the first time, you will be able to create delicious recipes from the humble District 12 to the extravagant Capitol, including: French Bread from the Mellark Family Bakery Katniss' Favorite Lamb Stew with Dried Plums Rue's Roasted Parsnips Gale's Bone-Pickin' Big Game Soup Capitol-Grade Dark Chocolate Cake If you're starving (get it?!?) for more from Katniss, Peeta, and Gale, this cookbook is sure to whet your appetite! And the recipes in The Unofficial Hunger Games Cookbook really are delicious. Our T-Shirt Guru made the lamb stew, and it was to die for. Or, rather, to kill others in mortal combat for."
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The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
$21.99
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook
The world in George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series is huge and full of lots of people. And boy do those people like to eat. And now you can eat like a Lannister, too! Of course, you'll have to cook the food first, but that's why we found The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook. Every dish finds its roots in the pages that brought Westeros to life, including: Arbor Red Wine - the finest spirit in the Seven Kingdoms. The House of Stark's Venison, Apple, Cheddar Plaits - savory meat pies, fit for any Warden of the North. The Imp's Wild Strawberry Fool - a dessert light enough to make Tyrion smile. Wilding Grilled Pork Chops with Stir-Grilled Apples - the meal of choice at Craster's Keep. Tears of Lys - the concoction of choice for bartenders and assassins alike. And a direwolf's buttload more (over 150 recipes in total)! Brew spirits to warm you in the coming winter. Treat guests to exotic sweets and alchemy-inspired cocktails. With The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook, it's all possible! Feast your imagination on entrees, desserts, snacks, and drinks that will make your fantasies a reality! Please Note: Some food titles are a little spoiler-y. Just be warned if you haven't read all the books yet.
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Darth Vader Cake Pan
$15.99
Darth Vader Cake Pan
Did Darth Vader like cake? We don't know. Could he even eat? Good question. No worries, because you can! Now you can have your Darth Vader and eat him too. If you're ready to take your next party to the Dark Side, then this Darth Vader Cake Pan is sure to serve up some fun. Going Sith has never tasted so good. What kind of cake could ever hope to fill such a powerful pan? Maybe you can fill this even-heating aluminum cake pan with Devil's food cake? (Oh, we're sorry! Sith's food cake!) Get ready to stir up some black icing as your little padawans are stirring up trouble. Step-by-step cake decorating instructions are included to ensure that your cake is as realistic as the digitally remastered versions of A New Hope (without all the Greedo shooting first and new Sy Snootles and Rebo Band musical number business). We have a premonition that they will love it! Product Specifications Reusable aluminum cake pan shaped like Lord Helmet - er, I mean Darth Vader's Helmet Even-heating aluminum for uniform baking Pan fits any two-layer cake mix (box or recipe) Complete decorating instructions included Officially licensed Star Wars collectible
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DIY Guitar Pick Punch
$24.99 $14.99
DIY Guitar Pick Punch
Guitar picks are small, and we have to admit, sometimes we lose 'em. And sometimes, you just discover you need one at the strangest times (impromptu flashmob jam sessions, raucous children's parties, boring company meetings, etc.). Well, the good news is: if you have a DIY Guitar Pick Punch and some imagination, you'll never be without a guitar pick again. Just insert the material you want a pick out of into the DIY Guitar Pick Punch, and... well... squeeze...
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Doctor Who 16oz Travel Mug
$12.99
Doctor Who 16oz Travel Mug
Raise your hand if you've seen a blue car with a vanity license plate that says TARDIS, T4RDIS, TARD1S, T4RD1S, TARDI5, TARD15, T4RDI5 or T4RD15. Just in the area local to ThinkGeek HQ, there are at least three. We salute you, superfans who wear your Doctor Who love on your vehicles. Some of us carry our Doctor Who love inside our vehicles, which is why we have the Doctor Who Travel Mug. This 16 ounce mug is printed to look just like a TARDIS.... a travel-mug shaped TARDIS, that is. (A rectangular travel mug wouldn't fit in your circular cup holder, you see!) Fill it up with your caffeinated morning beverage of choice and get ready to wish you had a real TARDIS while you sit in traffic and sip your brew. Product Specifications Travel mug that looks like the TARDIS Drink while you wish you had a real time traveling vehicle Material: Blue plastic exterior, stainless steel interior Capacity: Holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage Love your mug: Hand wash only
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Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
$129.99
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
Certainly the tiniest of the three legendary swords, Sting was crafted as a dagger alongside Orcrist and Glamdring. Just as its siblings, it glows blue in the presence of orc and goblin. Lost in the Fall of Gondolin, Sting was missing for millennia. Finally, it was found in the cave of three trolls and taken by Bilbo Baggins. Sting earned its name from the way it was wielded by Bilbo against the spiders of Mirkwood Forest. They said that Bilbo himself had stung many of them with it...
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Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
$174.99
Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield found one of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Orcrist after it was missing for over 6000 years. Forged alongside its mate, Glamdring, Orcrist was meant to be wielded by only a few. Among those few was Ecthelion of the Fountain. Never officially stated that the sword belonged to him, it can only be surmised that he used this sword to slay one of the two most famous and feared Balrogs, Gothmog. After slaying Gothmog, Orcrist disappeared, having been stolen by Scatha the Worm. 2000 years later, Scatha was slain by Fram, son of Frumgar and the beasts treasure hoard was recovered by the Dwarves of Ered Mithrin with Orcist buried deep within it. Some of the hoard was lost in transit as Fram's people settled in Rohan, and among those whom rediscovered some of its missing relics some years later in a troll den were Thorin and Gandalf. Thorin used it in battle, earning him his name, Thorin Oakenshield before he lost it after being captured in the Woodland Realm. It was later returned to Thorin, placed on, or in, his tomb after his death. Product Specifications Wield the sword of Thorin Oakenshield Solid metal hilt parts, simulated gemstones, acrylic resin grip Etched runic inscription Presented with wood wall mount display Officially licensed Hobbit collectible Includes Certificate of Authenticity Dimensions: 38 3/4" long with a 25 7/8" stainless steel blade
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The Horse Head Mask
$29.99 $15.99
The Horse Head Mask
Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as a day, but sometimes they endure. This is one of those stories. This is the story of the Horse Boy of Aberdeen. It started, as most bizarre things do, in Japan...
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
$19.99
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Whether you've got a cantina that rivals Mos Eisley's or just a fridge in the back of your ship, this Millennium Falcon-shaped bottle opener is perfect for the Han Solo in all of us! It's no piece of junk, either. She looks good and she's got it where it counts. Like Chewie, it's a faithful companion that'll open hard bottles for us and be by our side even if we drop our shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. This ThinkGeek exclusive collectible can't be found anywhere else. That's right, she's all ours... well, until she becomes all yours. This metal gadget comes with a magnet on the back to keep you from losing it, as long as you don't toss it out with the garbage or lose it gambling. And remember: don't drink and engage the hyperdrive! Product Specifications Bottle opener for smugglers and other scruffy types A ThinkGeek exclusive collectible! Metal shaped as the classic smuggler ship Magnet on back, sticks to your fridge Great for the Star Wars geek in your life Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Made from zinc alloy (heavy!) Dimensions: 4" x 3.25"
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Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
$5.49
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
In the olden days (at least, from what we learned from cartoons), when someone got a black eye, the best remedy was to put a steak on it. Imagine that: curing (get it?) a wound with meat! We've always thought bacon was the balm for any emotional wound, and now it can help physical ones as well! Introducing Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages are wiggly-cut, adhesive bandages that look like strips of bacon (hence the name). And really, that's about it...
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Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
$9.99
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
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ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils
$5.99
ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils
Anything that stands in the way of us cramming yummy food into our mouths in our enemy. The most common cause of this is not having the proper utensil. Well, consider the problem solved. Just get yourself a pair (or few) of ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils, and you will be prepared for almost every eating situation. ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils are three of the most common utensils all mashed into one. You get a fork. You get a knife. You even get a pair of chopsticks! The tips of the chopsticks are even textured for better gripping! The only things these can't pick up are soups and melted ice cream. But shoot - just drink those. Always look classy by having the proper utensil at hand (and not clumsy, if you find things you just can't eat well with chopsticks). ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils - get eating! ForkChops 3-in-1 Eating Utensils On one end you have a fork and a knife, on the other you have chopsticks. With one pair of ForkChops, you'll be ready for almost any food! Made of food-safe polystyrene. Reusable and dishwasher safe (top shelf only). If eating super hot foods (like soup), don't leave the ForkChops sitting in the heat for too long. While they have a melting temp of 300° F, they will get a little wibbly. Dimensions: approx. 10.25" long.
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Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
$74.99 $49.99
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) but that doesn't mean the TARDIS can't land in your home, office, or home office. The Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge holds a six-pack of 12-ounce cans, so you'll always have a cold drink close at hand...
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Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
$24.99
Hot Rod Heated Travel Mug
Your morning routine probably includes coffee, and a daily commute. You take great pains to make sure your coffee is rich and delicious, and, most importantly, hot. So when it comes to taking your travel mug full of hot coffee with you for your trip to work, what happens? You guessed it. The coffee gets cold before you really get a chance to enjoy it. Most travel mugs, you see, do a very bad job at actually insulating, and bleed out heat faster than an airlock blows out atmosphere...
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Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Safe
$39.99
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Safe
The Doctor has always used a key to secure the TARDIS, but it's changed shape and size over the course of his 900-ish years. It's gone from a standard Yale key (like a real police box would have) to a spade shaped silver key to a double helix and back to the standard Yale key again. But one thing never changed: that one key was the only thing able to unlock the amazing vehicle known as the TARDIS. This TARDIS Safe will allow you to lock some of your prized possessions away from friends, family, coworkers, and alien life forms. Rest easy knowing that only you hold the key. When locked, the light on top pulses gently, awaiting your return. Turn the key and the light will flash and the distinctive vworp vworp vworp will play as the interior of the TARDIS is revealed. Product Specifications Keep your stuff safe from friends, family, and aliens Lock valuables inside the Doctor's TARDIS Only you have the little key that opens the TARDIS When unlocked, the TARDIS light flashes and re-materialisation sounds play When locked, the light gently pulses Batteries: 3 AA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 9" tall
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Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
$24.99 $14.99
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
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Pac Man Ice Cube Tray
$11.99 $7.99
Pac Man Ice Cube Tray
You're in what appears to be a black hallway. The floor is black. The ceiling is black. The walls are black. It would be dark except there are glowing white orbs ahead of you, beckoning for you to come closer. So you do. Why are your shoes squeaking like that? It must be the floor. You come to the first orb, reach out to touch it, and it soaks into you. You feel GREAT! Eagerly, you skip down the black hallway, barreling into orb after orb. Then you turn the corner... It's coming right for you!! It doesn't look friendly. You turn to run the other way, but another one is coming from that direction! Oh noes! You close your eyes and open your mouth in prayer to whatever god has dominion over this black domain. Suddenly, the temperature plummets. You crack open an eye and see that your ghostly enemies are now brightly colored popsicles. Of course, they're blocking the way, but now that they're delicious sugary treats, it shouldn't be hard to get rid of them. Start licking! Product Specifications Ice tray / candy mold for Pac-Man fans Safe to use in the freezer or oven Materials: Food-safe silicone Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible Care: Dishwasher safe (top rack) Dimensions: 6" x 5" x 1"
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Doctor Who Cell Phone Alert Charms
$9.99
Doctor Who Cell Phone Alert Charms
"If there is one thing the Doctor hates, it's missing a call on his cell phone. And sometimes, he's in a place where he has to be very quiet and sneak about so he doesn't get seen. Lucky for him, then, that whilst traveling the universe he found a little shop selling baby Daleks and Cybermen - really tiny, pocket-sized Daleks and Cybermen. They were too small to cause any harm, but they did have one curious feature. When exposed to certain frequencies, they would spin in a circle and cause random lights to flash. The good Doctor knew he had a powerful tool at his disposal so he bought a ton of the little creatures and disappeared into his workshop. When he emerged, he had invented the Dalek Cell Phone Alert Charm. Later, by popular demand of folks who were a little creeped out by Daleks and Cybermen, he used the same technology to reproduce his trusty vehicle, the TARDIS. Just hang one off your jacket, computer bag, navel ring, etc., and any time you get a call on your cell phone, your very own Dalek, Cyberman, or TARDIS will spin around and little lights will flash near its base. It's just that simple. So, anytime you have to leave your cell phone on ""silent,"" just watch your charm to see if you have an incoming call. 'But hey,' you are wondering, 'Didn't you just say the Doctor invented these things? Then how did ThinkGeek get them to sell to me?' Let's just say we have friends all over the universe..."
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Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
$49.99 $29.99
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
Beware of cheap imitators! This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tralfamadorian Use your knowledge of blue oyster cult numerals to control the Eye of Sauron Flaunt your disregard for the Temporal Proliferation Treaty of 3012 Suck the souls out of your enemies, leaving them empty shells of the losers they once were Experience the horror (the horror) of the heart of darkness or blue lights like Tron Be friended on Facebook by such famous wizards as Merlin, Gandalf, and Dumbledore (he's not dead!) Get you into top secret locations without top secret clearance Instantly assess whether someone believes in midichlorians Automatically harvest your Farmville crops, till your soil, and replant new crops instantly Checks into Foursquare for your location on all possible planes of existence Seriously, you'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology just shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we trust you won't use your newfound powers to hurt us. Because you like us, right? Right. * Powers of the Abyss Watch only work if you are The One. If you are not The One, YMMV. Product Specifications Japanese-inspired blue LED touchscreen digital watch Gently touch the screen to display the time Touch and hold to enter time setting mode Blue & white LEDs encircle the mouth of the Abyss Black, snakeskin-textured leather band with buckle clasp Powered by 2 - CR2016 batteries (included) Longer-than-average battery life since the time only displays when you tap the watch! ThinkGeek is not responsible if the watch drives you crazy
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Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
$24.99
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
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Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
$11.99
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
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Glowing Moonlight Cushion
$15.99
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
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Book of Secrets
$5.99
Book of Secrets
Did you know there's a secret daily flight from the United States to Cuba? Or, that in 1966, the U.S. government smashed a bacteria-laden light bulb inside the New York subway system? Or that there are quite a few abandoned underground New York subway stations? Or, that there's an entire (now-abandoned) underground movie theater in France? Of course not, because they are secrets. And this book is full of them. That's why it's called [insert eerie music here] the Book of Secrets. OOOOoooooo...
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Hidden Wall Safe
$7.99 $4.99
Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
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Fireflies in My Room
$34.99
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
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Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
$11.99 $9.99
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting...
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