Missguided - Enya Leather Cut Out Boots In Black
Be fashion forward and give your summer wardrobe some attitude with these faux leather, cut out sandals. Pretty and chic, these are totally on trend.Side buckle fasteningApprox heel 3.5"/9cm
Collapsible Pocket Pint Glass
Impress the ladies and enjoy a glass of that sweet sweet nectar in style with the fully collapsible Pocket Pint Glass. Made from a sturdy plastic it folds up to fit into any festival goer's backpack or in your picnic basket for those hot summer days. Pour in your favourite drink and relax under the sun with a sweet cider or lager. (MM) Sturdy Plastic Build Instantly Pops Up Collapses for Easy Storage Perfect for Festivals Picnics and your back Garden!
Superman Caped Knee High Socks
Immediately claim the nickname Calves of Steel with these unisex Superman Caped Knee High Socks! These are the same Superman socks worn by Robert Griffin III, or RG3 as we cool people call him, the American quarterback from NFL team, The Washington Redskins!
ZAP Umbrella Hat
Is it an Umbrella, is it a hat? It's both! What an amazing little gadget. This cool Umbrella hat means you'll never get caught off guard again! Not only is it cool and a fun talking point, it's super practical. Perfect for puddle splashing and festivals. Enjoy!
Fred Mr Tea
Mr. Tea is the perfect companion for your afternoon tea. Just load his little silicone pants, perch him in your cup, watch him relax, and your brew will be perfect.
Novelty Dress Up Teeth
Novelty Dress Up Teeth
Tabasco Chocolate Tin
The Tabasco Chocolate Tin is a seriously HOT chocoholics dream! Dimensions: Diameter 8.8cm Height - 1.4cm
Eyes you can eat. Stick them on your food to turn a sensible snack into a fun snack. Surprise your kids, give their packed lunch apple some personality. Stick them to your dinner and give your carrots a face. Make eye contact with your cupcakes right before you swallow them in front of their friends. Delicious.
Communicate with hand gestures (and notes). Hand shaped sticky notes you can make point, give thumbs up, and even a couple we cant mention. All the surface area of a sticky note, with the added flourish of being able to shape your memorandum into helpful hand signals.
Chums Pencil Pot
This Shark Chums Pencil Pot is a fun way of storing small office and household items. From pens to toothbrushes the shark will chomp on anything you put in his mouth. This novelty shark will bring a humourous touch to any office or bathroom. (Jemma Stockton) Features: Hungry shark pencil pot Will hold pens pencils toothbrushes and more Made of PVC A novel way of storing essential items Size:Dimensions: 6.1 x 9.8 x 5cm
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Thumbs Up Cufflinks - Pair of Likeable Cufflinks
The Thumbs Up Pair of Likeable Cufflinks lets you show the real world what you like and dislike. Give a subtle thumbs up ('like') or thumbs down ('dislike') depending on how your day's going and they look quite smart too so they'll still work well with more formal attire. These accurate looking cufflinks are the perfect gift for fans of social networking. - A.D. Features: Thumbs Up Cufflinks Show the world what you like or dislike Perfect for fans of social networking Presented in a quality padded cufflink giftbox
Kikkerland Moustache Grooming Kit
Keep your "tache" trim and your beard beautiful with this purpose-made moustache trimming kit. The moustache-shaped, faux leather case contains a comb and a pair of stainless steel scissors.
So Bloody Blonde Mirror
Make a statement with this So Bloody Blonde mirror, the perfect gift for a blonde buddy.
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Coca Cola 8 Pcs Party Pack
Lip Smackers Coca Cola offer the authentic taste of your favorite Coca Cola brands in a lip balm that s as good for your lips as it tastes! Lip Balm with smoothing moisture and lip refreshment in one. Enjoy the delicious flavors of Coca Cola, Fanta and Sprite on your lips, tastes just like THE REAL THING! Get your party started with these great-tasting lip glosses. Treat everyone at the party to the perfect party flavor. This eight-piece collection lets you share all the great flavors of Lip Smacker Coca cola lip glosses with your friends. This collectable Party Pack has all of your favourite flavours, including: Coca Cola Original, Coca Cola Vanilla, Coca Cola Cherry, Sprite, Fanta Orange, Fanta Strawberry, Fanta Grape and Fanta Pineapple. These will keep your lips looking smooth and tasting great!
Boxed R2-D2 Star Wars PU Wallet, White/Off White
This official, Star Wars R2-D2 wallet reaches happy levels of galactic proportions! It is intricately detailed with all the designs features of the lovable robot painstakingly apparent. Order by 4pm for Next Day Delivery
Emergency Money Box
Break Glass to get at your emergency cash Instantly recognisable from public buildings and offices, the ubiquitous In case of emergency box transformed into a piggy bank. How committed to saving are you? Will you really drop another coin in the slot if you know that you have to break the glass to get it out? Then - in a real emergency - youll have the cash to hand. And wont that feel great?
Moustache Paper Clips
Add a sophisticated touch to any book, page or magazine with these paper clip moustaches, suitable for the discerning gentleman.
Bubble Wrap Costume
Bubble Wrap Costume - the coolest outfit you could possibly own! This awesome outfit consists of a pair of trousers and a hooded jacket, covering you in those pesky air pockets! If you've got a penchant for bubble-popping, you'll love to pinch, nip and squeeze this suit and feel some serious satisfaction as those everyday stresses melt away! One size fits all. Dimensions: 64 x 51 x 58cm
Bad Egg Cup
Nobody likes a bad egg but in this case bad is the name of the cup it sits in. Looking particularly mean and nasty the moustachioed glasses wearing egg cup comes to life when a boiled egg is placed in taking the appearance of a bald headed wrongen. Taking orders from nobody good luck with cracking its shell. - R.K. Features: Egg cup decorated with glasses and a moustache Adding a boiled eggs adds to its bad man appearance! Egg cup base has sturdy feet
Stress Ball Paul
Feeling overwhelmed - tense - under pressure? Frustrated at work? Computer keep crashing? Dont let it get to you - take it out on poor old Paul! Hes there for all your stress-busting needs. Keep him on your desk, in your pocket or tucked in your handbag.
Shenanigans Rude Origami
A quirky take on Origami!
The Incredible 3D Doodle Kit
Once you have had a go with this amazing kit you will never draw a regular picture again! The simple stationary set will play stereographic tricks in your mind's eye. Using the same principle as those great 3D movies (no that doesn't include Jaws lll) the brain is tricked into creating an illusion of depth in your 2D scribblings. A fun and educational novelty craft kit for all ages! You hold the amazing pen holster and draw with the red and blue pen at the same time. When your master piece is completed pop on the ultra retro specs and view... Boing! Whether it be a romantic letter, a doodle, or piece of art your creativity will literally be jumping off the page. Contents: 1 x 3D Specs 1 x Blue pen 1 x Red pen 1 x Magic 3D pen holster Dimensions (pack): Height - 240mm Width - 140mm
Jelly Shot Glasses
Dazzle party guests with delicious jelly alcoshots; this set includes a six-jelly mould and recipe book.
Urban Outfitters Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray Assort
Be the ultimate charmer with this Irish mouth spray, just one spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth! Well, perhaps not - but this novelty spray certainly tastes great!
Alligator Oven Glove
This novelty oven glove will make cooking and baking extra fun (and possibly tasty); featuring a fun alligator design and rubberised grip to the underside.
Ring for Sex Bell
Ring the bell and well, we can't promise it will work every time, but you never know your luck.
Cat Hanger in White
This decorative animal hanger will be sure to give your clothes some character when you're not wearing them; use the wooden hanger to show off your favourite clothes or as a decorative accessory.
Original Beard Hats (Blue with White Beard)
Does a man make a beard, or does a beard make a man? Ponder this and other silly questions while stroking your very own chunky knit face fur.
Designed by serial innovators SUCK UK, this ingenious folding mat makes tidying up your tees a total breeze.
Glow in the Dark Loo Roll
Whether you're a scruncher, a folder or a one sheet wonder we guarantee you'll be impressed by this loo roll that glows in the dark. Yes, it’s pretty pointless but you’ll be grateful when you’re wallowing in its reassuring glow during late night wiping sessions.
USB Pet Rock
Bringing the inexplicably huge Pet Rock craze from the 70s into the 21st century, this simple rock is now attached to a USB cable but it still does…erm, absolutely nothing. And that’s exactly why you’ll adore it. It’s the perfect pet. Rock on!
Mint this, fresh that – why be so pig-headed and conventional when it comes to brushing your teeth? Especially when you can have breath like a Dane’s frying pan thanks to this yummy bacon flavoured toothpaste. Oink!
Test Tube Shooters
Create your own science experiments in these colourful test tube shot glasses. Exactly how many tequila shots can you endure and what is the chemical reaction when Sambuca meets vodka?
Penis Pokey Book, Assorted
Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Each spread has an exciting new scene for male readers to, ahem, star in…if you know what we mean wink-wink. THINGS TO KNOW: - Hardback - 20 Pages - Author: Christopher Behrens - Publisher: Quirk Books - Dimensions: 20cm (W) x 20cm (H) x 1.5cm (D)
Nail Candy Book
You'll never need a trip to the nail salon again with Nail Candy , packed with over nail 50 ideas presented in full-colour photographs, themes range from fruity-inspired nails to iconic characters like Hello Kitty and Batman. Designs and tutorials are simple enough so that anyone can achieve that salon-look manicure.
I Heart Your Mum Mug
One for mother lovers; tell the world how much you love their mum with this ceramic mug.
Biscuit Pocket Mug - Urban Outfitters
You’ll never have to ask the awkward question ‘where shall I put my biscuit?’ again with this ingenious mug. It comes with a labeled pocket for your favourite dunking biccie.
OUCH! Comic Strip Plasters
The super cool OUCH! Comic Strip plasters come in a funky re-usable tin which contains 15 assorted plasters. In the sylie of comic book injury cries each plaster will look so awesome you may actually look forward to the odd (non-serious) injury. When you see how cool they look you may find yourself falling over a lot more than usual! Aaargh! Pow Whaam! Bam Ooow! Ouch!
Mealworm Bug Lolly Pop - Apple
Are you brave enough to eat a Mealworm Lolly pop?
USB Toast Flash Drives (Ry Ry - 8GB)
With these tasty looking USB drives, you can keep your files toasty and organised, whether it’s breakfast time or not
Skinnydip Orange Moustache 5 iPhone case - . -
From Skinnydip, this iPhone case is for the 5 model and has a moustache design and comes with a screen protector
Octostand mobile phone/mp3 player holder
This Octostand from Amplified is an excellent gadget for your mobile phone or mp3 player, making it possible to hang, grip or stand them anywhere. It is portable, secure and adjustable for the perfect fit and ideal for a gift.
Gold Fish Tea Infuser
Many enjoy the benefits of owning a pet fish. As a result of watching your fish swimming lazily round and round in their fishbowl homes, your stress and anxiety levels will be replaced with feelings of calm and serenity. Wait, maintaining tank cleanliness, controlling water temperature and oxygen balance? Perhaps its actually less stressful to just sit back and have a cup of tea, and enjoy the same benefits from a fish-shaped infuser. Use loose tea leaves to retain more of the natural flavours in your tea, coupled with enhanced water circulation, using a tea infuser results in a much tastier brew.
Robot Nut Cracker
The Robot Nut Cracker is a really cool gift for the home!
DIY Drinking Straws
The DIY Drinking Straws will test your plumber skills to the limit as you create an endless array of twists, turns and splits! The possibilities are endless and are sure to keep you busy for hours! Connect each of the 21 pieces to create a hilarious drinking straw with a difference! The pieces all connect together so that you can drink from 2 glasses at the same time or simply create crazy shapes and watch the liquid go up and around. Why not get a few packs and experiment with even more crazy shapes? Like Meccano for your Margarita and Lego for your lemonade, this DIY Drinking Straw will give you endless fun! Create skyscraper constructions for your favourite cold beverage and impress everyone with your architectural drinking skills with the DIY Drinking Straw kit! Contents: 14 Clear tubes and 7 connectors Dimensions of Tubes: Height - 12cm Width 0.7cm Depth 0.7cm
Nose Gel Dispenser
Nose Shaped shower gel dispenser, squeeze the nose and out comes the shower gel!
The trend in moustaches has regained its popularity in recent years. With events such as Movember, the annual mass moustache growing month to raise awareness for prostate cancer, having a big influence on the moustache craze! This product includes five plastic straws and five different types of moustaches perfect to experiment which one suits you best! Included are the most iconic and well-known moustache types; the American Standard, the Devil, the Handlebar, the Chevron and the Horseshoe which, when clipped to a straw will rest against your top lip as you drink. Dimensions: 28cm x 13.5cm x 1cm Weight: 32g
Cookie Crochet Cheeky Monkey Cosy
Hand Crochet Cheeky Monkey Cup holder for disposable Tea or Coffee cup from vending machine (or hot Chocolate if you prefer!). These would make an ideal present for your work colleaguesor monkies you know! Made in wool mix to insulate cup Sized to fit normal disposable cup
Brain Freeze Ice Tray
Give your drink an extra helping of 'brains' with these cerebral ice cubes. The silicone ice tray contains brain shaped moulds to give ice cubes that pack some brainpower. Perfect for use at Halloween or a zombie themed party to really get into the spirit of the season. Your drink may look like something out of a laboratory but it will be icy cool and just the thing to cause some bewilderment as people take a gulp. - R.K. Features: Brain shaped ice cube tray Great for Halloween or Material: Silicone Rubber Dishwasher safe
Silly Sock Sandals
Wearing socks with sandals must be near the top of the list of fashion faux pas. Don this pair of Silly Sock Sandals and you can instantly get the tourist abroad look all year round. These white socks feature a brown sandal strap design and are complete with a realistic black sole. They're a hilarious gift and are ideal for anyone who doesn't want to conform to boring fashion norms. Now the sun doesn't even have to be out for you to get the socks and sandals look! - A.D. Features: White socks with printed sandal design One size fits all
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Sunnyside Egg Shaper
Sunnyside is the cutest way to eat an egg! Pop the egg white into the cloud area and the yolk into the sun and there you have it! Quite literally, sunshine on a plate!Features: Made of silicon Shines a light on breakfast times! Size:Dimensions: 13.8 x 11 x 2.4 cm
Finger Moustache Tattoos
These brilliant moustache tattoos will add fun to any party! Want to appear more attractive, worldy and sophisticated? Then these temporary Moustache Tattoos will help! Each pack of temporary moustache tattoos contains 19 quirky moustache designs. Pick your favourite and let others join in by picking out theirs too. Apply them to your index finger and off you go, ready to pop on your moustache at any time! Brilliant for fun party lovers! Great for children but equally as fun for adults and office parties! Plenty of designs to choose from included in the product. Have you seen our fun and quirky Party Alphabet Tattoos available in our Sophia Victoria Joy ETC shop? made from: Temporary moustache tattoo - application instructions present on the back of the packaging. dimensions: Packet of Moustache Tattoos measures 25.5cm x 17.5cm Each Moustache Tattoo measures between one and two inches long. product code: 226804