Crackheads Hyper Three Pack
"Three boxes per order. Share them or eat 'em all yourself!! It's hard sometimes. You can't bring crackheads home, or your parents (no matter how old) will yell at you. You can't bring them to work, or you risk losing your job. And you can't really hang out with them, or you risk being arrested. But now we've discovered Crackheads (the capital ""C"" is very important here), a delicious way to give yourself a nice, legal buzz with everyone's favorite drug of choice: caffeine! Crackheads (technically, Crackheads 2, but we're calling them Crackheads Hyper, because you will be) are white and dark chocolate covered espresso beans, and dang are they ever tasty! Each 1.3oz box has about 30-32 Crackheads inside, which packs a nice punch of about 600mg of caffeine per box. And 600mg of caffeine is a very sweet treat indeed. OMG! But seriously, there is nothing more enjoyable than inviting someone to your office to enjoy some Crackheads and Bawls. For nutritional information, click here. Want to try just one? Click here and build your own Caffeine Sampler! Crackheads Unbelievably tasty espresso beans candies. A whopping 600mg of caffeine per box (dark chocolate and candy coated espresso beans) Box Dimensions: 4.5"" X 0.75"" X 1.5"" (1.3oz)"
Case o' BAWLS - 24 Pack New Orange
This is ThinkGeek's favorite caffeinated beverage, and the choice of most of our customers as well. The caffeine (65mg in each 10 ounce distinctly colored cobalt-blue bottle) is derived from the guarana berry from the Amazon. (The rainforest in Brazil not the cardboard box mecca headquartered in Seattle.) This berry lends a sweet flavor to the drink. It's a little hard to pin down the flavor, but really it just tastes like Bawls...
All-Natural Caffeinated Maple Syrup
Pancakes and waffles are (after bacon) our favorite breakfast-anytime foods. But they make us sleepy. Now we can pump up the jam, so to speak, with caffeinated maple syrup. Its all natural and each serving has more caffeine than most energy drinks!
Sugarpova Chic Mix
A portion of every purchase is given to the Maria Sharapova Foundation Gluten free 5 oz.
Caramel Liquid Chocolat
An extremely mellow blend full of comforting chocolate and cuddlesome caramel just like a great big chocolate hug. Sultry caramel chocolate with notes of milk & dark chocolate, with little love hearts.
Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler
"When you need a little pick-me-up, candy is dandy, but caffeine is quicker. Or something like that. And when you combine candy and caffeine, it not only tastes great, but it's less sleeping. Enough messing with classic sayings - time to mess with classic candies! We've taken three of our favorites, stuffed them with caffeine, and given them a life all their own. Presenting, our Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler. Each Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler will bring you three different types of candy (one tube of each). Each tube has 150mg of caffeine, which is a lot (because these taste so good, it's hard to stop eating). Cinnamon Logs are cinnamony, Lemon Plops are lemony, and Sour Children are . . . sour. (You thought we were going to say childreny, didn't you?) Get a Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler or five today, relive some of your favorite tastes from your childhood, and get jacked up on caffeine! Because we care. For nutrition information, click here. Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler Geeked-up versions of some of our favorite candies - now loaded with caffeine. Sampler contains one of each of three candies. 150mg of caffeine per tube of candy! Tube Dimensions: approx. 4.75"" tall x 1"" diameter"
Bacon Lip Balm
"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."
10 Assorted Jelly Bean Flavors - Pyramid Bags - 6.5 lb Case
Jelly Belly Assorted jelly beans in pyramid-shaped bags. 10 assorted flavors. Very Cherry; Buttered Popcorn and more included. Great candy for a party; gifts or giveaways.
Arcade Cabinet Candy Two Pack
"Two packs per order. Share them or eat 'em all yourself!! All those hours standing around the arcade cabinets of old; all those quarters pumped into the machines. All those Power Pellets, fruits, and ghosts eaten; all those insect-like aliens blasted into nothingness. Ah, the memories. Alas, we can't bring ALL the memories to your office (the shipping charges on those arcade machines would be huge!), but we can bring a little nostalgia. And candy. Time for you to buy a bunch of tins of Arcade Cabinet Candy. Each tin is shaped like an arcade cabinet, like the ones you lovingly fed coins. And inside each tin of Arcade Cabinet Candy is (you guessed it) candy! More specifically: Pac-Man or Space Invaders candy - whichever one you chose! And what do they taste like? Well, Pac-Man tastes like strawberry, just like the real Pac-Man (long story; trust us), while the Space Invaders taste like other-worldly sour apple. Best of all, once you eat the candy, you can keep neato things in the empty tin. Might we suggest quarters? Then you'll be the coolest kid at the arcade! All thanks to Arcade Cabinet Candy. Yay! For nutrition information, click here. Arcade Cabinet Candy Your choice of Pac-Man or Space Invader shaped candies in a retro arcade cabinet tin! Pac-Man candies are strawberry flavored and Space Invader candies taste like sour apple. Get a 2 pack of Pac-Man, a 2 pack of Space Invaders, or 1 of each! Net Wt.: 0.6oz of candy per tin (approx. 30 pieces) Tin Dimensions: approx. 1"" x 2"" x 3.25"""
Gourmet Chocolate Covered Jalapenos
A unique treat for someone special. 1 pound of assorted sweet peppers and jalapenos. Hand-dipped in Belgian milk, dark, and white chocolates. Decorated with chocolate drizzle. Comes in an elegant box. It doesn't make sense, does it? Trust us, though, the Golden Edibles Gourmet Chocolate Covered Jalapenos - 1 lb. Classic Assortment is sure to brighten someone's day. This assortment of chocolate covered jalapenos and sweet peppers is sure to melt the heart of the one who receives it. And maybe their mouth, too.Gift Basket IncludesChocolate-covered jalapenos, Chocolate-covered sweet peppersAbout Chocolate Covered Company, Inc.Based in Southern California, Chocolate Covered Company is dedicated to providing heavenly treats that satisfy your sweet tooth every time. Its unique and delicate berry creations are hand-dipped to perfection using the finest imported chocolate. This Intimate Chocolate Experience is backed by excellent customer service as well as creative design and careful packaging. This ensures that your gift remains secure and fresh while in transit. We call them sweet heat treats. As singer Robert Palmer once sung, Some like it hot, some like it hot. If you know someone like that, this is fun gift box to send. It starts with jalapeños, and then we dip them in Belgian chocolate. Sweet meets heat!
Jim & Jack Grillin BBQ Gift Basket
Jim Beam and Jack Daniels grilling basketSauces, marinade, coffee, jerky, and moreComes in large red re-usable wicker basketIncludes 2 grillin' hot pad setsApproximate dimensions: 18L x 13W x 12H inches. With the Jim & Jack Grillin BBQ Gift Basket, you have an instant party. Great if youâ€™re looking for gift baskets for men, this all-in-one set brings two true classics together at last. Jim Beam and Jack Daniels have teamed up in this delicious assortment of grilling goodness. The delectable sauces and marinades will add zest to any steak or chicken cook out. Even those who don't drink will love the zesty flavor of Jim's rich salsa followed by a creamy fudge dessert. Treat yourself to this large gift basket, or give it away - itâ€™s great as a thank you gift or birthday gift for him.Gift Basket Includes:Jack Daniels barbecue sauce, Jack Daniels marinade mix, Jack Daniels horseradish sauce, Jack Daniels sweet-n-hot mustard, Southern Comfort gourmet coffee, Jack Daniels coffee, Jim Beam original beef jerky, Jim Beam medium salsa, pretzel rods, premium water crackers, J & M cookies, 8-ounce bag of Buffalo Bills tortilla strips, 4-ounce bag of chocolate fudge popcorn, 3-ounce smoky cheddar cheese triangle, two bricks of Jim Beam fudge, peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets, Grillin' hot pad sets, and red wicker basketAbout Gift Basket Drop ShippingGift Basket Drop Shipping is the industry-leading supplier of gift baskets of all varieties to suit any type of occasion. With over 15 years of experience, this company offers a great opportunity to provide gifts for coworkers, friends and family, and clients at a reasonable price. With their wide selection of beautifully-designed baskets and gift sets, there's sure to be something to match everyone's taste. Send high quality gift baskets along with your best wishes... trust your gift-giving to Gift Basket Drop Shipping.
Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack
"Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. Can't sleep - zombies will eat us. If you're scared about getting eaten, the first monster you need to vanquish is the sleep zombie. Those are the things that sneak up on you and eat your consciousness (thus making you fall asleep). And just like you fire shotgun blasts at real zombies, so must you fire shotgun blasts at the sleep zombies. Stay awake forever with Zombie Blast Energy Shots. Zombie Blast Energy Shots come in awesome reusable shotgun shell bottles. Loaded with Wildberry flavor, Zombie Blast actually tastes great. It's also loaded with caffeine (from guarana and yerba mate), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, other good stuff, and Cognizin! Cognizin is an easily absorbable (and useable) form of citicoline (an essential happy brain nutrient). With Zombie Blast Energy Shots, you'll be able to stay awake for wave after wave of zombie attacks. Or, you know, like a normal work or school day or something. Zombie Blast Energy Shots - BOOM! For nutrition information, click here. Zombie Blast Energy Shots 3 Pack Blast sleep outta your brain with this delicious energy shot. Full of caffeine (about as much as a super strong cup of coffee), ginseng, B vitamins, amino acids, and Cognizin (a well-researched and highly bio-available form of the ""brain nutrient"" citicoline). Citicoline is an essential nutrient that supports overall brain and cellular health. No sugar, no aspartame - but still only 5 calories per shot. Delicious (really, it's one of the best we've tasted) Wildberry flavor. Each shot comes in a reusable shotgun shell bottle! Up to 6 hours of power! 3 bottles per 3 pack. Net Wt.: 2 oz per bottle. Bottle Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" diameter x 3.5"""
Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate
It's tough being a crime lord. You need to keep track of your bounty hunters, your smugglers, your assassins, your bodyguards, your dancing girls, your droids. You need to rig the gambling games to be sure the house keeps an advantage. It's a pretty rough life. Lucrative, sure, but rough. Sometimes, you just want to escape to a simpler way of doing business. Which is why Jabba has opened his own sweets factory. A little side venture where he makes Lightsaber Popsicles, Wookiee Cookies, Candy Rancorn, Twi'lek Dancer Lollipops, and the ever popular coconut Wamparoons. Getting these Han Solo in Carbonite Chocolates shipped in from a galaxy far, far away took a long, long time, but they're finally here! Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. For nutrition information, click here. Product Features Gourmet Dark chocolate molded to look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite Trust us, chocolate tastes much better than carbonite Comes in a box suitable for gifting to your favorite Star Wars fan Officially licensed Star Wars edible delight Exclusive product designed and manufactured by ThinkGeek Each bar is 4.5 oz of premium dark chocolate and measures 6 inches in length
Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows
"Sometimes we only have a few seconds to get going in the morning. Other times we need to wake up, but we also crave decadent chocolate. And sometimes we just want to eat marshmallows for no other reason than because. Well, luckily for us, then, that we found these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows. Get ready to fall in love. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are tiny squares loaded with chocolate and caffeine. Loaded with 100mg of caffeine per piece, to be precise (that's more than a standard energy drink), and so much chocolate there are even chips of the stuff (so don't worry when you crunch a little). Seriously, kids, these Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows are the Ambrosia the Greek Gods wished they had. No more writing - we got some mallows to eat! For nutrition information, click here. Super Caffeinated Chocolate Marshmallows Delicious chocolate marshmallow squares - with 100mg of caffeine per mallow! Just imagine mixing them with caffeinated hot cocoa (see below)! 12 pieces per package, in a resealable pouch. Only 50 calories per mallow. Made with non-GMO ingredients, all natural, and Kosher! Dimensions: approx. 1.5"" x 1.5"" x 0.5"" (single mallow)."
AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."
Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers
"Relaxing at the space station's bar, you order the house special and are presented with a glowing blue drink. At the bottom of the glass you see something; and it appears to be moving. You can't quite tell if it's a flower from a far off world dancing in the carbonation, or the tentacles of some creature waiting patiently to make you its repast. The barkeep assures you it's safe. ""It's just an Edible Wild Hibiscus Flower,"" he says, ""suck it down . . . if you dare!"" And you should dare, because Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers might look like baby Cthulhu, but they are magically delicious. Tasting a little bit like raspberry (and a little bit like something not of this world), they make an incredible garnish on or in any dish you create. But the real beauty (as you can tell by the pictures) is enhancing your inebriating beverages. They make your martini extra exotic and add an unheard of layer of romance to a glass of champagne. Or you can just pull some Edible Wild Hibiscus Flowers out of the jar and pretend you are eating alien anemones before they eat you. Because you never know . . . they just might try!"
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon. That is why we are strong; that is why we'll win. Ok, that is just one scenario where having a lot of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon would be handy. Another one is: you are gaming late at night and you get hungry. Seriously, do you really need a reason to crave bacon? We think not. And Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we've ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips - blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you'll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon - the zenith of canned bacon! For nutrition information, click here.
Canned Unicorn Meat by ThinkGeek
Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn
Back in the day, Timmy's grandma used to make the most delicious popcorn on the stove. She'd stick her monkey paw into a jar and pull out a big glob of bacon grease, stick it in a pot with the popcorn kernels, put on the lid, and shake shake shake as the popcorn pop pop popped. In another saucepan, she'd melt delicious butter and she poured it all over the bacon-flavored popcorn. With just a sprinkle from the salt shaker, the masterpiece was complete. You COULD do all that today - going through the effort of collecting your bacon grease in a jar and using it to pop your popcorn by hand, but let's face it, you just don't have the time to do it like Grandma Monkey. Now thanks to BaconPop, you don't have to! Just stick a bag in the microwave, press the Popcorn button, and stand back and watch the bag inflate with delicious, buttery, bacontastic popcorn. Everything is better with bacon and this popcorn is so much better, you'll never go back to regular popcorn. Ever. For nutrition information, click here. BaconPop - Bacon Flavored Popcorn Microwave popcorn with delicious buttery bacon flavor Each box contains 3 bags of Bacon Pop, ready for popping in your microwave WARNING: Once they smell it, your co-workers will jump you in an attempt to steal it. Best to eat at home. Alone. BaconPop is vegetarian and certified Kosher (aka, it tastes like bacon, but no pigs were harmed!)