Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils
"You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, and then you hear the noise of a savage beast: your stomach. It is empty and angry about it. Good thing you are at a Renn Faire, where great food is always close at hand. And good thing you have your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils on your belt, so you can eat in style. These Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils are beautiful. Hand-forged, heat treated, and sturdy as heck, they'll easily make a meal out of whatever food dares to cross your path. They look old, tough, and conveniently store in the included all-leather holster. We call it a holster because that implies quick draws for feasting emergencies. Get your Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils today, and be the toast of the feast tomorrow. Please Note: Your utensils will arrive a little oily, as they are given an oil bath quench when the forging process is complete. We recommend giving them a thorough scrubbing with steel wool. You will notice the black coating will flake off in places, giving your utensils an old, well worn look - this is completely natural. It's what will help make your set unique! Awesome 3 piece utensil set - hand-forged with a traditional blacksmith's twist design. Knife arrives dull, but can hold an edge. All three utensils are made of iron - just for you. Includes: Fork, spoon, knife, and leather holster (with belt loop and leg tie - colors may vary). Dimensions: Knife: 8"" long Fork: 8"" long Spoon: 7.5"" long Holster: 14.5"" long"
Aspen Forest Pedestal Bathroom Sink Set - Base Finish: Silver Shimmer
QSE1038: Features: -Aspen forged iron bathroom vanity with integrated boulder sink.-Base has open back for drain connect.-8'' pre drilled on center faucet cutouts.-Aspen themed forged iron frame and mirror.-Available with concealed mounting brackets for easy hanging.-Framed with climbing iron aspen leaves and branches. Options: -Available in several finishes. Color/Finish: -Boulders varies in shape, size and color. Dimensions: -Overall Dimensions: 24'' H x 36'' W x 36'' D.-Beautifully hand crafted beauty of home Overall Dimensions: 37'' H x 33'' W. Collection: -Aspen Collection.
Aim Keyboard Zippo Lighter
This Black Zippo Lighter features a keyboard design.
Make any night magical. Place Fairy Berries around your lawn or garden, hang them from trees and shrubs, tuck them into plants, even float them in water features. Each little 3/4" sphere contains a tiny white LED that fades on and off slowly, like a firefly. Each takes 2 button batteries (included; last about 25 hours). Open to turn on and off. If you use your Fairy Berries in water, remove afterward. Keep away from children and pets (small objects) and walkways. Set of 10. Fairy Berries
Glow in the Dark Path Markers
Glow in the Dark Path Markers Illuminate your flower beds or mark your walkways with the Glow in the Dark Path Markers by Trademark Home Collection. 15 pieces of plastic path markers allow you to configure your path markers where you want them. Eight brown rock like markers are accentuated by 7 glowing markers, each marker attaches to a 2.45 inch nail to hold securely where you place it. Highlight your garden or path with the Glow in the Dark Path Markers by Trademark Home Collection. Features: Durable Plastic Construction 8 Brown Rock Styled Pieces Each Measure: 9.67 x 4.02 x .24 inches 7 Glowing Pieces Each Measure: 3.12 x 4.02 x .28 inches 23 Nails Each Measure: 2.45 x .32 x .32 inches Combine Pieces to form a Path up to 99 inches Long No Batteries Required
Dog Pencil Sharpener
The Dog Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those naughty pups that litter in your garden or let themselves in through your back door!Whether you're a dog-lover or a dog-hater, you'd be barking mad to miss this woofing good gift! They say you haven't sharpened pencils until you've sharpened pencils in a dog's derriere so purchase a Dog Pencil Sharpener today and see what all the fuss is about!As you'd imagine, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little wimping noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its 'sharp-end' and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in - what a polite pedigree! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely!
Picnic Plus Sebago - Honey Willow
Picnic Plus Honey Willow Sebago 2 Person Picnic BasketMaterial: Woven Willow Picnic Plus,Lunch Bags & Coolers,Coolers,Picnic Baskets
KitchenAid KSM150PSPK 5 Qt. Artisan Series Stand Mixer - Komen Pink
Get powerful mixing action while showing your support for an important cause with the KitchenAid KSM150PSPK 5 Qt. Artisan Series Stand Mixer - Komen Pink. Featuring a durable all-metal construction this mixer has a stainless steel bowl and a powerful motor to make short work of any mixing task. Additional Features: 14.13L x 8.75W x 14H inches Tilt head for easy bowl access Powerful direct-drive transmission Attachment hub with hinged cover Planetary mixing action About KitchenAidFor over 80 years KitchenAid has been devoted to creating innovative cookware that inspires culinary excellence. From the original Stand Mixer first created in Troy Ohio this industry leader now offers a wide assortment of cookware bakeware kitchen accessories and appliances. All products are designed with your cooking needs in mind and are engineered to exceed the highest manufacturing standards. Since 1919 KitchenAid has been synonymous with quality and value. As a result all KitchenAid products are backed by exceptional industry-leading warranties. Check out the complete line today.
KitchenAid KSM152PSCP Custom Metallic Series Stand Mixer
5 qt. capacity; 10 speedsSatin copper finish325-watt motor for 9-cup flour powerStainless steel bowl with handleIncludes beater, dough hook, and wire whip. Gorgeous in satin copper, the KitchenAid KSM152PSCP KSM152 Custom Metallic Series Stand Mixer - Satin Copper also delivers powerful performance to any kitchen. Built from metal for durability, this mixer has a 10-speed solid-state control, generous 5-quart capacity, and handy accessories to get you started. Additional Features: 14.13L x 8.75W x 14H inches Tilt head for easy bowl access Powerful direct-drive transmission Power hub to add attachments
Flying Alarm Clock
It's not that we've gotten lazy as a species, far from it! We're more productive now than we've ever been, but with more and more work to do, we have to create time by cutting down on late night raids on Molten Core, ordering fast-food, talking on the phone while driving… The only time we have left is spent sleeping. Now you have to stay up late and get up early in an effort to get more done. Waking up after a pitiful five hours of sleep has its own challenges, though. At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for new ways to haul your lazy butt out of bed. Normal alarm clocks wake you up with loud noises to jar you into wakefulness, however we've become accustomed to the snooze-bar… Now, it's become muscular instinct to flail your hands roughly in the direction of the noise, and smack! Nine more minutes of blissful unconsciousness. No more. The Flying Alarm Clock wakes you up with a loud shrieking alarm coupled with a little propeller-driven key that leaps off your nightstand. To turn off the horrible racket, you have to get out of bed and retrieve the key. The propeller flies the key high into the air and off into some dusty corner. You have to force your sleep addled brain into wakefulness, move your stiff legs and retrieve the key before the alarm goes off. By the time you've done so, you're awake enough at least to go make a pot of coffee.
Self Stirring Mug
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure...
WS Bath Collections Epoca Arabesque 66 Inch Slipper Acrylic Clawfoot Tub
Overall dimensions: 67L x 32W x 28.4H inches. Black acrylic slipper-style clawfoot bathtub. For use with floor- or wall-mount faucet (not included). Silver floral design with chrome imperial legs. Features standard 1.5-inch drain opening. Empty weight: 130 lbs., full weight: 400 lbs.. A bit of mystery and sultry romance surround the WS Bath Collections Epoca Arabesque 66 Inch Slipper Acrylic Clawfoot Tub. When you recline in the warm water with fragrant bath oils, you'll feel as if you're the main character in a historical novel. Let yourself float away to other places and times for just a little while. Items required for the tub to function include a wall- or floor-mounted faucet, drain, and water supply line (not included). This freestanding tub comes with a one-year manufacturer's warranty. We recommend that a professional plumber or contractor install your new tub and that you measure your space prior to purchasing to ensure a proper fit. When you resurface to the present, reach for that novel and give yourself a reason to linger in your clawfoot tub just a little longer.Tips to Take Before Taking it Easy in Your Clawfoot or Freestanding TubWe know you're excited to transform your bathroom from dull to indulgent with the addition of a clawfoot tub or a freestanding tub, but please consider this important information before taking on your tub.We recommend having a professional plumber install your tub.Make sure your floor can support the weight of the tub, whether it's empty or full.Measure the doorway you'll take the tub through to get inside your house, and measure your stairwell and your bathroom doorway, too, to make sure the tub will fit. Remember that some tub feet are not removable.Get prepared with the right parts. You'll need some essentials to enjoy a proper clawfoot or freestanding tub experience. Keep in mind that parts such as the faucet, drain, supply lines, hand-held shower head, shower curtain, and shut-off valves are sold separatelyWhile you can use universal parts for some tubs, you'll find that others require parts that are the same brand as the tub. All of your necessary tub parts are available for purchase here at ClawfootTubs.com.Have your plumber ensure that your tub is level. To prevent the tub from moving and to protect your floor, try placing coasters underneath the tub feet.After the tub is installed, see that your plumber turns the water on and makes sure everything works and drains properly.Now, don't forget the bubbles!
Prepac Tall Platform Storage Beds
You'll reach great heights with these Prepac storage beds. The tall design holds two rows of drawers, providing a phenomenal storage space solution. Get style and function with these Prepac storage beds.
FTD University of South Carolina Gamecocks Rose Flowers - 6 Stems - Vase Included
"FTD proudly presents the University of South Carolina Gamecocks Rose Bouquet. Show your colors and pride with this unique rose bouquet celebrating the spirit of a university that rises to every challenge! Remarkable roses display the bold colors of maroon and white, and arrive accented with lush greens. Presented in a spirited college themed gift box displaying the colors and logo of the university, this gift is a wonderful way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, homecomings, graduations, and any of the accomplishments that students and alumni achieve throughout their lives.6 Stems. Approximately 16""H x 10""W."
Flowers Jewels December Blue Topaz Birthstone Flowers - 12 Stems - Vase Included
The Floral 617ewels December Blue Topaz Birthstone Bouquet is a unique gift to add to the celebration of your special recipient's day! Inspired by Blue Topaz, stunning roses have been artfully dyed to the perfect shade of sky blue for an eye-catching look. Accented with lush greens and arriving with a stylish silver julep cup vase and a card describing the attributes of people born within this month to create a gorgeous bouquet that offers a personal touch to your warmest wishes.Approximately 15"H x 15"W.
Hydrodynamic Building Set
Water is everywhere. It covers 71% of the Earth's surface and composes about 112% of the human body. Gaining control over water would be an awesome super power, but for now we are stuck with using science to master water. Good thing someone invented this Hydrodynamic Building Set. It makes science fun again. But this kit isn't a simple connect the dots - you have to do some thinking! Why? Read on! The instruction manual shows you how the girders connect, how to build the various tanks, and some rendered images of completed projects - but not step-by-step. Your entire model gets built up from the bottom of the carrying case, which acts as the water reservoir and also has a special footing to be the structure's foundation. Level by level, you build your support frame and add your tanks. Then connect all the tubes, add in the valves, and turn on the electric pump. If you've done it right, you'll have an awesome construction everyone will marvel at (a little food coloring helps). Fail and you're all wet - quite probably literally. And Kids: Build something with this kit for a Science Fair Project and you are guaranteed to win (this guarantee not guaranteed)!
Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.
It's rumored that the first drinking straws were cut from dried wheat shaffs. But as our technology evolved, we moved on to better materials. Whoops! Okay, not at first. Wax-coated paper straws were pretty fail for long-term drinking. We eventually got things right with plastic straws and bendy straws. Oooh, and super fat bubble tea straws for sucking up giant tapioca beads. But as usual, we didn't think of the consequences: landfills full of red and white plastic straws, piles of refuse looking like giant porcupines. Save the planet and have cooler drinks with Ice Straws! The mold is made of food-grade silicone rubber and will quickly make six 8-inch straws of whatever liquid you like. Of course, we don't have to remind you, dear fans of chemistry, that alcohol doesn't freeze too well. We recommend water or juices to make the best frozen straws. Pop them out of the mold and into your drink and you'll have the coolest meltable straw on the block.
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Aqua End Table 15 Gallon Aquarium
Thrillingly creative square table aquariumSolid square 3/8-inch beveled glass topBlack acrylic pedestal base hides filtersIlluminated from beneath blue glass gravelHolds 15 gallons of fresh water. We love this. We want this. We can't believe no one thought of this before! The Aqua End Table Aquarium is creative from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch beveled glass top is illuminated by light shining through the sparkling glass gravel on the bottom. It definitely sets a sensuous mood. Included black acrylic base hides away the silent filters and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel are all included. Did we mention we want this?
Aqua Octagon Coffee Table 40 Gallon Aquarium
Dazzling octagon coffee table aquariumSolid 3/8-inch beveled glass top is strongIlluminated from below through sparkling blue glass gravelBlack acrylic pedestal base hides 2-stage filterFilters pump aerator decorative plants includedHolds 40 gallons of fresh water. Imagine the intimate creative conversations you'll have while sitting around this breathtaking Aqua Octagon Coffee Table Aquarium. It's oblong shape is perfect for even long couches but nobody is going to notice the couch now that you've added this unbelievable centerpiece. It's stunning from top to bottom: the 3/8-inch sparkling beveled glass top is lit from below through the blue glass gravel on the bottom giving you one more reason to turn down the room lights. The included black acrylic base conceals the silent two-stage filter and pump. Decorative plants and blue glass gravel come with it too. All you need now are clear glass cups and glasses so you don't miss anything.
Glow in the Dark Zombie Mug
We have a thing against light here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. The overhead fluorescent lighting in our office only gets turned on when one of two things happen: 1) Officials from the mothership are visiting. (We're extra sure to wear pants those days, too.) 2) The cleaning crew for the office park has arrived and needs to SEE the dust in order to clean it. Other than that, we'll take our darkness, illuminated only by the glow of our monitors and maybe some LED toys. If you're someone who enjoys the darkness like we do, or leaves for work at a time we refer to as the buttcrack of dawn, you may just need a glow-in-the-dark mug! Also excellent for people who may or may not be zombies. (We won't blow your cover. Just don't eat us, okay?) If these particular zombies look familiar, it's because you see them in the background of this very website every time you visit. Now you can have a bit of ThinkGeek with you, glowing and friendly, all the time. So comforting. Bullet Headline ThinkGeek.com background zombies - on a mug! Glows in the dark, for drinking in poor light Integrated handle included at no extra charge Holds 11 oz of your favorite beverage Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiinz.
Amazing scents and beautiful warmers...a little something for everyone
Professional 600 Series Bowl-Lift Stand Mixer
"A high-performance, professional-level mixer with a powerful motor and a large stainless steel bowl that can effectively mix up to 14 cups of flour per batch and powerfully churn through yeast bread dough and triple batches of cookie dough. ;For use with US power sockets only. Adaptable for use in Europe with a converter.;575-watt motor;Bowl-lift design;6-qt.polished stainless steel bowl with contoured handle;Soft Start® mixing feature;Direct drive transmission, all-steel gears, and all-metal construction;Commercial-style motor protection;Powerknead spiral dough hook, flat beater and stainless steel wire whip;Elegant, satin pearl custom finish;30 lbs.;11½""W X 16½""H X 14¾""D;Imported;"
Saks Fifth Avenue
Sunset And Vines Woodland 8-Pc. Comforter Set
Inspired by nature. This Sunset and Vines Woodland comforter set is simply stunning. The branch pattern and striped accents lend an eclectic touch to your bedding collection. Count on compliments using this fashionable bedding set in your home. In black.
Belham Living Meridian Outdoor Wicker Patio Furniture Set with Propane Fire Pit Table Sunbrella Antique Beige
Sectional design for multiple arrangementsAll-weather resin wicker over rust-resistant aluminum frames40,000 BTU cast iron gas fire pit with granite tabletop surroundSteel firebowl with lava rocks, artificial logs20-lb. propane tanknot included; fire pit cover includedFade- and weather-resistant Sunbrella cushion covers. Even if someone invented a fifth season it would still be the perfect time of year to gather around the Belham Living Meridian All Weather Wicker Fire Pit Chat Set - Granite Fire Pit and Sunbrella Cushions. At the center of this set is a 40 000 BTU gas firepit with a porcelain-coated steel firebowl surrounded by a solid granite top. Removable wicker panels let you access the propane tank that sits on a pull-out shelf and a hidden panel gives you access to simple automatic ignition. Around the fire pit you'll be relaxing on four curved benches made of resin wicker over a rust-proof aluminum frame. Resin wicker has all the appearances of traditional wicker but with a polymer composition that will resist moisture weather and aging. Dimensions: Bench: 65.75W x 28.5D x 29.75H in. Weight capacity each bench: 500 lbs. End tables: 19.75L x 29.25W x 19.75H in. Fire pit: 41.3L x 41.3W x 21.7H in. The Sunbrella cushions are fade-proof all-weather solution dyed fabric making these the perfect seats in any season. Two side tables are made with the same resin wicker and aluminum frame construction (glass not included). Each bench weighs 29 lbs. with a capacity of 500 lbs. *Please note that the wicker of the fire pit and benches are very close in color but because of their differing manufacturers there may be a minor variation in color. *End tables do not come with glass top surface. The tables are reinforced with PVC board underneath the resin wicker making cleaning low to no maintenance and are able to support the weight of drinks and serving ware. About Belham Living Belham Living builds catalog-quality furniture in traditional styles at a price that actually makes sense. By listening to our customers and working closely with great manufacturers we build beautiful pieces worthy of your home. Rich wood finishes attention to detail and stylish lines that tie everything together are some of the hallmarks of a Belham Living piece. From the living room or bedroom through the kitchen and out onto the deck there's something from an incredible Belham collection perfect for your style. Color: Sunbrella Antique Beige.
Relax Sack 8 ft. Foam Bean Bag Sofa Cover - Textured Microfiber
The 8 Foot Relax Sack Textured Microfiber Foam Bean Bag Sofa Cover gives you comfortable relaxation with convenient handling. This cover has a gentle and smooth texture that conforms to the shape of your body providing a relaxing support. The cover is water tolerant, stain-resistant, and can be cleaned easily with a damp cloth or a machine wash. The chocolate, textured microfiber exterior remains new for a long time without stretching or sagging.
Cook for the Cure! KitchenAid KSM150PSPK Artisan 5 Qt. Stand Mixer
A pop of color to any kitchen and a sign of support worldwide. Every product sold from the pink Cook for the Cure collection has made an impact. This classic KitchenAid Artisan Stand Mixer is easier to use than other stand mixers with a uniquely styled tilting head and an ergonomically designed handle on the mixing bowl. 1-year hassle-free replacement warranty. Model KSM150PSPK. Pink
Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
Pizza-Boss 3000 Pizza Cutter
When a man tears into a pizza, he does so with his bare hands! He then cries and rushes off to the emergency room to get his fresh 2nd degree burns looked at. Unfortunately, that's not the best approach to eating a double-pepperoni. As anybody who's been burned by bubbling cheese fresh out of the oven, you're gonna want to cut your 'za into manageable slices. If, however, you insist on maintaining your total dominance over Italian cuisine, you can cut your pizza into manageable slices using a pizza cutter that looks like a circular saw! Oh yeah! The Pizza Boss 3000 pizza slicer makes short work of sausage, powers through pepperoni, and annihilates anchovies like a hot knife through, well, pizza, actually. So the next time you're faced with a beautiful New York style pepperoni, or a classic Chicago deep dish meatstravaganza with extra bacon, grab your Pizza Boss 3000 and show that pie who's in charge. Booya. Features Laser etched stainless steel blade High-durability plastic Removable blade for easy cleaning Measures 5 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and 4.25 inches tall No batteries, gasoline, or oil required to operate this power tool!
Outdoor Coral Coast Del Rey Double Chaise Lounge with Canopy
Dimensions: 79W x 78W x 57.25H in.Hammock-like chaise lounge for any outdoor climateSteel frame with mocha powder-coat finishQuick-dry Texteline fabric is perfect for outdoor usePadded headrest and quick-dry sling and canopyWeighs 60 lbs and has a weight capacity of 500 lbs. Lie back in the Coral Coast Del Rey Double Chaise Lounge with Canopy and wake up in Fiji. Maybe not exactly in Fiji but when that wave of relaxation and bliss washes over you you may have trouble telling the difference between Bali High and your backyard. This chaise lounge has a groovy hammock vibe from the Texteline sling on the light-weight aluminum frame. The canopy is made from the same outdoor fabric and will give you a bit of shade while you read or snooze and you can do it all over again next year thanks to the rust-resistant steel frame and all-weather mocha brown powder coat. A padded headrest gives you just one more reason to clear your schedule and lean waaaay back.