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Refill Required Baby Creeper
$21.99 $13.19
Refill Required Baby Creeper
"Babies are always up to something. They have things to do. Places to be (such as the crib). Fingers to stick in light sockets if you're not careful. If they don't have a full bottle at all times, they might just conk out, and then where would you be? It's all fun and games until you pick up 100 db wailing through the monitor. Let's face it. If baby ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. This is an authentic Glennz design, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% baby rib cotton lap-sleeve creeper, this design features a milk bottle with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's offerings, so be sure to check below before selecting a size. Size 6 Mo. 12 Mo. 18 Mo. 24 Mo. Chest 14"" 16"" 18"" 20"" Length 13"" (creeper) 14"" (creeper) 15"" (creeper) 15 3/4"" (creeper) Weight (lb) 7 - 15 lb 16 - 22 lb 23 - 27 lb 28 - 30 lb"
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Lil' Vampire Pacifier
$4.99
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).
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