Red Hot Chilli Jellies
Nice and nasty, pain and pleasure, chilli and jellies - some things just go together well. Judge for yourself with these awesomely fiery jelly sweets that will challenge even the most iron-mouthed snacker...
Urban Outfitters Dress Up Emergency Moustache Assort
Not able to grow your own moustache? This pack of six will give you a tash-tastic look for any occasion!
White Chocolate Cola Bar
Chocolate bars in so many flavours they make your mouth water just thinking about them...Hold on to your taste buds boys and girls, Scrumpalicious! confectionary has arrived! These delicious chocolate bars, from Scrumpalicious! are available in everything from orange popping to milk banana and the wacky designs and genius flavour concoctions make our minds whirl into one big chocolate coated feeling of awe! So what will it be? Chocolate fudge? Lemon meringue? Mint choc chip? Or Bubblegum perhaps? Weight 110g. Allergy & Intolerance: Contains soya, milk products, flavours, gelatine & may contain traces of nuts.
Zombie Shower Gel
Add some fun to your daily shower with this Zombie Shower Gel! Features: 400ml Dimensions: 17.5 x 11.5 x 4cm
Urban Outfitters Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray Assort
Be the ultimate charmer with this Irish mouth spray, just one spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth! Well, perhaps not - but this novelty spray certainly tastes great!
Canned Unicorn Meat
Amaze friends and shock cupboard snoopers with this highly realistic can of unicorn meat that pops open to reveal a cute little plush unicorn, chopped up into prime cuts for your twisted amusement. There’s magic in every bite!
Maldives Dhoni Cruise
White sands, blue skies, and crystal-clear waters – cruise the extraordinary islands of the Maldives by traditional dhoni. Experience the turquoise lagoons and perfect beaches that make these islands famous. Learn the local way and dive the spectacular corals of the Indian Ocean. Every day offers relaxing sea breezes and countless photo opportunities. Indulge yourself in this tropical paradise.
Halloween in Transylvania
Transylvania. The name itself is enough to send an icy chill down the spine of even the most fearless adventurer. Now imagine being there, in person, when the clock clangs midnight… on Halloween! At odds with its creeptacular reputation, Romania ranks as one of Europe’s most charming and underexplored regions, beguiling visitors with its stunning Gothic architecture, enveloping forests, and friendly people. But as idyllic as it is by day, the real fun happens at night – particularly Halloween, when we’ll treat you to a costume party in an authentic castle. Think you’re not afraid of the dark? You will be.
BBQ Branding Iron
Say howdy doody to this searingly brilliant aluminium branding iron that lets you personalise your meat (ouch!) with any message you fancy. Simply arrange the moveable letters, heat and get phsstt-ing! Ideal for steaks, chops, chicken, burgers or even (gasp!) tofu. Yee-ha!
Smencils (Pack of 10)
Made from 100% recycled newspaper, these quality non-toxic pencils are infused with gourmet scents, so you can inhale the heady aroma of Toasted Marshmallow and Bubble gum as you sketch. Don't ask why, just take a deep breath and get scribbling.
Monkey Picked Tea
This deliciously delicate brew has been hand - or rather paw - picked by specially trained monkeys. No, really! The industrious little fur balls are famous in China, and the leaves that they pick produce a wonderful, pale golden tea.
Who Dares Burns (2nd Assault)
No kitchen should be without Hot Sauce - if you or a friend think you have an asbestos mouth then this is the sauce for you. Fire extinguisher not included.
Ice Shot Glasses (Tray of 12)
Drinks with ice in them? Boring. Ice with drinks in them? Now you're talking! Simply add water or fruit juice to this 12 glass mould, bung it in the freezer and you'll soon be downing booze from shot glasses made of solid ice. Brrr-illiant!
Put your pencil where the sun don't shine with this truly vulgar sharpener. As well as teaching pusskins not to act all aloof and lift his tail in the air, it's the ideal desktop gift for infantile doodlers everywhere. Meow!
Stay Puft Marshmallows
Officially licensed by the Ghostbusters gang, these beautifully packaged, ultra high quality marshmallows are exact replicas of the ones last seen in Sigourney Weaver’s apartment. The perfect way to satisfy your Zuul-related cravings. Scoffin’ makes ya feel good!
Human Snot and Brain Jam (Olde Fashioned Brain Jam)
Brought to you by the Ministry of Stories, these yummy preserves are disguised (via trad-with-a-twist packaging) as stomach-churning bodily gloop. Choose from Thickest Human Snot and Olde Fashioned Brain jam. Disgustingly delicious!
Ass Kickin Ketchup
Add a donkey kick of Habanero flavour to your next BBQ with this Ass Kickin’ Ketchup.
Making Gordon Ramsay sound like St. Cliff, this potty-mouthed, motion-sensitive reptile really needs to wash his mouth out. Ideal for insulting passers-by, Terry is preloaded with over 25 highly, erm, original expletives. Utter g****s!
Insectilix Lolly (3 pack (Scorpion/Worm/Ant))
These exceedingly slurpable lollies have genuine edible creepy crawlies embedded within their candy confines. Choose from vodka flavour with a scorpion, tequila flavour with a worm or Peppermint flavour with ants. Yummy!
Giant Cola Bottle
One hundred and twenty times the size of a typical cola bottle sweet, this gargantuan 420g confection is only for the brave.
Log and Squirrel Plant Pot (Brown and Pink)
Don’t let your plants die of thirst, pop them in this whimsical log-shaped pot that tells you when to fill its built-in reservoir. How? A cute plastic squirrel hiding inside begins to sink out of view. Nuts, eh!
Underwater Disco Lightshow
Whatever kind of music floats your loofah, you're going to love this mesmerising floating gizmo as it projects a barrage of psychedelic lights onto the bottom and sides of your bath. Strike a pose!
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.
Blue Blueberry jar candle
This highly fragranced candle from Jelly Belly features a blue blueberry scented candle in a retro sweet shop jar, with a lid top and a clear design.
Le Patissier Caramel Roll Towel Cake
A Le Patissier Caramel Roll Towel Cake that looks exactly like the real thing. The cake itself is made from soft, fluffy towels, whilst the fruit toppings can be used as magnets. Each item is individually hand-made from carefully selected materials. As an interior decoration or, of course as a towel, the care and detail that has gone into the Le Patissier cakes is visible for all to admire.
Bubble Bath Machine
Our Bubble Bath Machine is the ideal gift for anyone who loves taking a bath! Whether you want to make bath time fun for the kids, or fancy creating a romantic bubble bath for you and your partner, the Bubble Bath Machine will fill your bath full of bubbly bliss. Whether you are looking for Birthday, Christmas or Mother's Day gifts, your can't go wrong with a Bubble Bath Machine! Relax with aromatherapy bubble bath, candles and a good book for some well deserved 'me' time thanks to this handy machine. It sticks to your tiles or bath easily with the suction pads provided and can be used with your favourite bubble bath! Why not treat the kids to their first bubble bath and watch their faces light up when they see millions of bubbles coming out of the Bubble Bath Machine!
Bath Buddies - Female
Bath Buddies - Female. The perfect novelty gift. This amply cushioned companion for the tub provides comfort, support and will even hold your drink for you!
Stan got splatted protecting your table top from tea and coffee stains!
Faux Fur Slippers
Keep your toes extra toasty in these faux fur slippers. Round toe. Fleece lining. Textured floral outsole. Lightweight. Knit. DETAILS: - Upper: 42% acrylic, 58% polyester ; Insole and outsole: 100% polyester- Imported