My First Bacon - Talking Plush
"(and he talks and says ""I'm Bacon!"") We're always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. ""With all this vegetarian buzz going around,"" he mused, ""What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes... vegan?"" (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping... except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan. My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they're not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn't be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon. Squeeze him and he says, ""I'm Bacon!"". No matter what the situation, he says, ""I'm Bacon!"" This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn't want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don't just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much. Product Specifications Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older Says ""I'm bacon!"" when you squeeze him Mechanical animated mouth Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm). Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!) Dimensions: 19"" tall by 7"" wide Download the My First Bacon Ringtone! For the .m4r (iPhone) version, right- or control-click here to save the zipped file, then unzip. For the .mp3 version, right- or control-click here."
Caffeinated Geeks Candy
In this world there are dorks, nerds, and geeks. Let's see if we can accurately describe them, without being insulting. Picture a Renaissance Faire. The dorks are the guys running around with a sword on their back . . . and tennis shoes. The nerd is the one with the completely accurate costume who points out that fact to annoyance of everyone around. But the geeks are the lords and ladies in the completely accurate costume with the appropriate weapons who are so comfortable in their nerdiness and dorkiness that they have elevated it to a new level. They have become cool due to the sheer awesomeness of their personality. These are the geeks - these are us and these are you - and we are the people who will rule the world. To celebrate the awe-inspiring power of geeks, we bring you these candies: Caffeinated Geeks Candy. You see, dorks evolve into nerds who evolve into geeks. So, we took one of our favorite candies (Nerds®) and evolved them. We bulked them up and added a load of caffeine (that magic dust that helps give geeks their powers). Caffeinated Geeks Candy is made by geeks, for geeks. You get two delicious flavors which combine to form another great flavor. And each container is stuffed with 100 mg of caffeine - more than enough to pep up your day. Geeks of the world - we are a proud people, a wise people, a fantastic people, and it's time we had a candy to match. Caffeinated Geeks Candy is just that candy. Viva la Geek! For nutritional information, click here.
Perfect for those cooler summer nights this great-looking, high-performing metal chiminea, will help heat up your garden in no time at all. Beautifully finished in a perter effect, with a strong and durable metal foundation, this brilliant source of heat is the perfect way to enjoy your garden dur. Size H135, W48.5, D48.5cm. Weight 14kg. Diameter 48.5cm. 2 person self-assembly. EAN: 3450482.
Cupcake Lip Balm
"We've all been there. You want a cupcake (you need a cupcake), but you just don't have room to eat one. So what do you do? That's right, you rub it all over you face, hoping to get some of the taste on your lips. Messy, sad, and wasteful. But if you had some Cupcake Lip Balm, you could get that same sensation without compromising your morals. Yes, friends, Cupcake Lip Balm is just what your lips need to be happy. Sure you could slap any old lip balm on for lip protection, but wouldn't you rather have some that tastes like frosting? Yes, we know you would. Cupcake Lip Balm is wonderful. It fills the cracks in our lips and the cracks in our heart (from not having cupcakes all the time). Cupcake Lip Balm wants to be your friend too. Cupcake Lip Balm Frosting flavored lip balm - for your lips. Makes you infinitely more kissable. Ingredients: Petroleum jelly, mineral oil, Beeswax, Polybutene, Octyl Pamitate, Propylparaben, Fragrance. Dimensions: 2.5"" long tube."
8-Bit Hair Bow by ThinkGeek
You were a gamer before they made pink controllers. Heck, you were a gamer before there were female characters. When it was revealed that Samus Aran was a girl, you cheered while your brother stared slack-jawed at the screen. If you do play a female character in a game it's because you like her moves, not because she's the only female option... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Paper Airplane Doorstop
Paper airplanes are the perfect distraction for the bored. With every office and workspace filled with scraps of paper, many of them printed with the meaningless memos of the day, you've got everything you need for a little action, adventure, and origami. Just fold, crease, fold, crease and toss, and you've got a fighter jet! A space ship! A hypersonic bomber! A doorstop! Wait, what? A doorstop? Follow me, here, 'cause we're gonna get crazy here. The wedge shape of your typical needle-nose paper airplane is the perfect shape to jam in between a door and the floor. Unfortunately, a folded sheet of paper's ability to effectively stop a door from moving is limited, to say the least. Recognizing the perfect shape of the paper airplane, engineers replaced the flimsy paper construction with durable ABS plastic. With the added strength of science, the airplane wedges in nicely, and keeps the heaviest door from slamming shut. We don't recommend you try to fly it, though. While it's the right shape for flight, the lift over the wings isn't quite great enough to overcome the added weight that comes with the hardened plastic construction. It is the price to pay for immobile doors. Features Paper-Airplane shaped doorstop Made of plastic, not paper! 8 1/4 inches long by 4 inches wide Keep your doors in a... holding pattern! Get it?!
Rainbow Cushioned Knee-Highs
Look sunny and bright in this pair of rainbow striped knee-highs featuring cushioned feet for extra comfort when you're sportin' your cute Mary Janes.
"We love steampunk! From the gears, goggles, top hats, everything about steampunk fashion is fun. Now there's a new thing for us to wear during cosplay: a telescope necklace! This vintage brass telescope harkens back to that romantic era of swashbuckling. As an added bonus, it's fully functional and collapsible. It comes with a 24"" antique brass necklace with a clasp closure. It'll make a great addition to any shiny costume, or on its own. And if you happen to see a dashing young swashbuckler on the other side of the party or con, use it to get a close-up before sauntering over. Nothing like saying ""I saw you from across the room"" and showing off the telescope necklace to entice someone to roguish adventure! Product Specifications Vintage collapsing brass telescope—it works! Perfect for steampunk cosplay Telescope is about 1.5"" in length when closed, and 3.25"" in length when open Hangs from 24"" antique brass necklace with clasp closure For our customers with nickel allergies: this pendant and chain are made from raw brass, and are both nickel free."
"Black 50"" Posable Spider"
Get caught in this spider's web. With fully posable legs, this terrifically creepy decoration will pull your friends in and keep them totally tied up! From Seasons.
Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Things
From alternative energy simulations to sneaky animated origami to paper airplane experiments, Sneakiest Uses for Everyday Objects is jam-packed with engaging and educational projects for the wannabe detectives, scientists, and adventurers in us all. This book is volume 3 in the awesome Sneaky Uses series by famed author and gadget-man, Cy Tymony...
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he was nowhere to be found. Oh, and all our food was gone. And our chinchilla. WTF, dude? We invested in a Ghost Lamp on the off chance he reappears in our house. The Ghost Lamp is remote-controlled, so when you hear Pac-Man sneaking out of the guest bedroom, just push a button and the ghost will glow, sending him scurrying back to his room. We've had Ghost Lamps in the past, but these new ones are way more awesome because they have 16 different colors and can flash, strobe, or fade in addition to regular light. Unfortunately, they still will not provide any power-ups if you eat them while they're blue. Product Specifications Ghost lamps to decorate your desk at work or home Scare off that yellow guy who steals your food Officially licensed Pac-Man collectible White when off, glows in 16 different colors Pick your color and effect by remote control Smooth, Flash, Strobe, or Fade effects Lamp Power: Plug it into the wall! Remote Battery: CR2035 (not included) Dimensions: Approx. 7.8" tall
Laboratory Beaker Mug by ThinkGeek
If you're awesome, you know that coffee's heavenly taste comes from a perfect balance of acids - aliphatic, chlorogenic, and alicyclic carboxylic acids and phenolic acids, and sweet roasted carbohydrates in the form of mono and polysaccharides and sucrose, and alkaloids. Hundreds of different individual chemicals! The combinations of which depend mostly on the roast, skill of the roaster, and even the kind of brewing pot you use... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Spin Master Board Games - Would You Rather
Find board games at Target.com! Based on justin & dave s bestselling books, would you rather provides ridiculous and hilarious scenarios as you and your friends debate the better option. Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab? Eat a fist-sized moth or a dead bird with feathers? Discover each player s logic no matter how misguided and bet on their response. Would you rather is the game where sometimes, there s no right answer.
Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
Mikasa Cheers 6-pc. Shot Glass Set
Mikasa at Kohl's - Shop our entire selection of drinkware, including this Mikasa Cheers 6-pc. shot glass set, at Kohls.com. Model no. 5065529.
8-Bit Flower Bouquet by ThinkGeek
We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Inanimate Character Stickers
"We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we ""love this coffee mug,"" and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes, and a goofy grin on a coffee mug, and hey-presto! Your happy smilin' coffee-buddy is happy to let you drink from his skull! That letter-scale looks a little like Domokun, doesn't he? I think that tape dispenser has something evil on his mind… Hmm… Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!"
Ornithopters are everywhere. But just in case you're thinking we're crazy, we'll list a few places you've seen these amazing flying devices. The 'thropters in Frank Herbert's Dune. The sidequests in Bioware's Jade Empire. The movies of Hayao Miyazaki. The Ornithopter card in Magic: The Gathering. The chimp-powered airplane in Madagascar 2. And our personal favorite, the half-ornithopter, half blimp that serves as the Ranger plane in Chip n'Dale Rescue Rangers. (Which probably tells you how old the monkey writing this description is...) Ready to bring a classic toy home to the digital generation? The Classic Ornithopter is a bright yellow birdie with colorful, tear-proof wings. Simply wind up his rubber band, align his tail, then toss him in the air to watch as he flaps his wings and flies up to 25 meters (about 82 feet) away. What's better than an afternoon where you can play with a flying toy and discuss Leonardo Da Vinci, Sir Isaac Newton, and the awesome science that is physics? Product Specifications WARNING: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not for children under 3 Recommended ages: 4+ with adult supervision Mechanical bird flies up to 25m (about 82 ft)by flapping its wings Classic toy for fans of birds, and or aviation Powered by a rubber band (one spare rubber band included) When you crank your ornithopter up, the rubber band stores up the energy that is used to power the tear-proof wings Directions: Pull the lever up under the right wing Hold bird upside down and crank the handle 50 times Lift the tail up (experiment with different tail angles) Press in switch under the right wing Once the wings begin to flap, lightly toss up and away. (Do not throw forward like a glider.)
Martin Universal Portfolio Acrylic Painting Art Kit
Durable nylon weave over metal frame portfolio. Everything you need to start painting. Acrylic paints, pads, brushes, palette, and more!. No assembly required. Portfolio dimensions: 10W x 12H inches. The Martin Universal Portfolio Acrylic Painting Art Kit is an all-in-one kit that includes the brushes, paints, and palette you need to get started in acrylics. The portfolio is constructed from a metal framework and covered with a durable nylon. It has multiple pouches and an interior adjustable strap to secure your artwork during transport. On the outside, the case has zip pockets and a large flap pocket, plus a handy handle and a padded shoulder strap.
Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
"The zombies are coming. And not just regular zombies, oh no. Well, some regular zombies, of course, but also zombies with cones on their heads and in disco attire. But what's a homeowner to do? That's right: cultivate a garden. Because if video games have taught us anything, it's that the best way to repel the undead is with a lawn full of just the right plants. And now the battle is for realsies with these Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures. The Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures bring everything you love about the game right into the real world. 3.75"" tall and ready for action. There's the Peashooter, the Sunflower, and three types of zombies (Regular, Conehead, and Disco) to take the war off your smartphone, monitor, or tablet and onto your desk. Sure you can collect one of each of the Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures, but we know you wanna buy a ton so you can act out full games. Go ahead. We won't stop you. Time to copy/paste the genius wording of the game's creators: ""Time to soil your plants!"" Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures Stylized vinyl figures of one of the bestest games in the universe: Plants vs. Zombies. Choose from: Regular Zombie, Peashooter, Disco Zombie, Sunflower, and Conehead Zombie. Collect them all (and then some) and stage your own live action Plants vs. Zombies battles! Dimensions: approx. 3.75"" tall."
Giant Plush Microbes - Crab Louse
Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat...
River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver
DOCTOR: Your screwdriver... looks exactly like mine. RIVER: Yeah. You gave it to me. DOCTOR: I don't give my screwdriver to anyone. RIVER: I'm not anyone. The mysterious, curly-haired, and wee-bit-crazy River Song waltzed into The Doctor's life in the episode "Silence in the Library." She was even wielding a sonic screwdriver, which she claimed was given to her by The Doctor himself. Of course, The Doctor remembers nothing of that encounter because it hasn't happened yet...
PREMATURELY PINK DOG
Your Puppy Will Be Pretty In Pink! If Your Dog'S Got An Old Soul And An Appetite For All Things Pink Then This Outfit Is The Perfect Costume For Her! The Zelda - Bouffant Pet Costume Includes A Pink Dress A Hot Pink Beehive Wig And Pink Rimmed Glasses.
Goldfish Garbage Bag
Bloop..Bloop..Bloop Oh My! Its giant gold fishes! Trick your neighbors into thinking your are tossing a bunch of Gold fishes out on the curb. Oops its just trashbag! These bags are great for use as a giant gift bag or trash bags, Made from biodegradable plastic,
Rasta Imposta Costumes Heinz Ketchup Packet Infant Bunting Costume
Includes: Bunting Material: Polyester Care Instructions: Spot Clean This Is An Officially Licensed Heinz Costume.
Scrolling LED Name Tag
"Check-out this customizable name badge with scrolling LED message. It is completely programmable to say what you want. The message can be changed ""on the fly"" using the 3 onboard control buttons. Up to 6 different messages can be loaded into the badge. Each message can be set for scroll speed and brightness level. To change to a different message, simply use the buttons on the back of the badge. The Scrolling LED Badge is smaller than a credit card and weighs about 1 ounce. It attaches to your shirt using a small magnetic connection on the back of the badge. The LED message is very visible and easy to read and has 9 different speed settings. The battery life is about 18 hours."
Walking Dead Board Game
Ooooh, Walking Dead. You're doing an awesome job of filling our quota of blood and guts on a Sunday night. (For those keeping score, our other bloody weekend favorites are True Blood and Game of Thrones.) But what will we do the other six days of the week? We need our zombie fix on a daily basis. The Walking Dead Board Game is here to give us our zombie fix and because there's a solitaire-play option, we can do it even if all our friends have been eaten. In this game, you're fighting your way through walker-infested Atlanta with your team of survivors. Grab weapons, collect supplies, find safe places to rest. Watch your back, though. When supplies run low, it's every man for himself. Did we mention that if you get bitten, you turn into a zombie and get to attack your former friends? This is the best part. As a zombie, you can spring surprise attacks on the humans, get your fellow zombies riled up in a feeding frenzy, and even contaminate the survivors' supplies. Every former friend you bite becomes a new member of your zombie team! Product Specifications Cooperative game for fans of The Walking Dead Recommended ages: 13 - adult Number of Players: 1 - 4 Play Time: 30-45 minutes Box contents: 1 Game board 6 Character cards 6 Survivor game pieces 2 Walker game pieces 16 Ally tokens 40 Scrounge tokens 40 Encounter cards 30 Walker cards 16 Location cards 4 Badges 1 six-sided die (d6)
Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen
Time to update a classic that updated a classic. Imagine this: two rival gangs, one named the Jets and one named the Sharks. They live in Anytown, and any time they meet, they rumble. And dance a bit. And when they rumble, they pull out their Butterfly Knife-Styled Pens and show off their tricks. Why? Because this pen can flip and spin and write and it's just plain awesome. And, as you know, the pen is mightier than the sword...
Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes
Ever since the first person grew teeth, they have gotten dirty. And ever since that first person looked in disgust at dirty teeth, we've worked tirelessly to clean them. From crushed oyster shells, to ferrets, to chemicals, humans have tried everything to get their chompers polished. Little did we know that the two best things to clean your teeth with are bacon and cupcakes. Well, only if the bacon and cupcakes in question are Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes. It's very simple. The bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon, while the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. It's almost like having breakfast or dessert while you clean your teeth from eating breakfast or dessert. Whoa! With that sort of crazy thought, Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes might very well destroy the fabric of time and space. Or they might just and clean your teeth. Either way, at least the Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes with be tasty. YAY! Delicious toothpaste helps you brush longer for better oral health (and justice!) Bacon toothpaste tastes like bacon and the cupcake toothpaste tastes like frosting. Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica, Glycerin, Flavor, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum. Net Wt.: 2.5 oz.
USB Plasma Ball
We are certain you've seen these plasma balls before. They've been around ever since bad hair bands from the eighties. Recently they've become available in tech friendly USB versions so we've decided to put this classic on your must have list...
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
Boogie Board LCD Tablet
This ain't yo momma's Etch-A-Sketch, son. This paperless LCD writing tablet is perfect for leaving messages, sketching ideas, and practicing anything from handwriting to calculus without killing a single tree. But we hear you. You're thinking, "WTF can *I* use this thing for, ThinkGeek?" Allow us to give you some suggestions, based on your likely occupation...
SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet
Picture this: you are out boating with a friend, when suddenly you see a woman get trapped in branches of a fallen tree. She is struggling to survive, but the water is rough and risky to swim in. But you are wearing your SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, which you quickly unravel into 14' of paracord. You hold one end and give your friend the other. A quick swim to the trapped woman and you have her in your arms. Your friend then helps haul you in by pulling the paracord. It might sound like fiction, but the above is a true story. A life saved because of a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet (great job, Mike Harper). But you might not just save someone else's life, you know. What if you are in a building overtaken by Alan Rickman and his gang and you find yourself on top of a roof? Sure you could always use a firehose to swing to safety, but if you had a SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet, you wouldn't have to worry about improvising. See, these bracelets (which, by the way, you don't have to wear on your wrist - you can attach them to virtually anything) are ready to get you out of trouble. SurvivalStraps Survival Bracelet - because stuff happens, so you might as well be prepared.
4D Concepts Bazaar Rolling Storage
Features 15 drawers for maximum storage space. Crafted from polypropylene and powder coated metal. Drawers snap together with silver buttons. Drawers can be completely removed for convenience. 2-inch castors makes moving the tower simple. Measures 36.5L x 20.75W x 14.5H. Additional FeaturesTop rails gives you additional storage on topMulti-color drawersHas 5 small and 10 slim drawersSmall drawers measure 5.75W x 14.5L x 5H inches insideSlim measure 12.25W x 14.5L x 2.38H inches insideSome assembly requiredFeaturing five small drawers and 10 long slim drawers the Bazaar Rolling Storage is the perfect design for storing crafts sewing items or even extra supplies for the bathroom and linen closet. Crafted from polypropylene for durability this tower has a frame made from powder coated metal for extra stability. The drawers snap easily together with silver buttons and can be completely removed so you can easily take a drawer full of supplies you need anywhere you like. If you need to move the entire tower the two inch castor wheels makes doing so easy. The round pull handles add a decorative touch that is the perfect complement to the different colored drawers. The top rails add a decorative touch and also gives you additional storage. Simple to clean with a dry non-abrasive cloth some assembly is required.About 4D Concepts4D Concepts is a manufacturer of fine homewares located in California. They specialize in kitchen cabinetry cupboards baker's racks as well as bathroom furniture. Using materials such as metal select woods and premium hinges and hardware their products whether they are entertainment centers or a simple plant stand are designed to endure years of continuous use.
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Video Swim Mask
Little did you know, all the underwater scenes in The Little Mermaid were filmed using Video Swim Masks. (You see, the local Merpeople Videographers Union 42 refused to work the project, so humans had to be used.) The scuba diver crewmen couldn't handle all their gear and their video cameras, so the great Mouse himself outfitted them with these stylin' yellow masks and told them to go forth and shoot all of the magic that happens under the sea. Take it from us, darling, it's better down where it's wetter and you'd better be wearing the mask that lets you capture video of the fishes dancing to the hot crustacean band. This is the world's only swim mask with an integrated waterproof digital camera that works swimmingly in pools, lakes, or the ocean. Keep your hands free as you swim all the way to a depth of 15 feet! Turn the camera on, choose a mode (video or still) with the upper button, and press the shutter to record pictures or video. The friendly LED inside the mask lets you know which mode you've selected. Downloading images once you've gotten your land legs is simple - just plug the mask into your computer's USB port with the included cable. There's even software included that allows you to edit your content. The built-in 16 MB memory can store up to 27 high resolution pictures or up to 52 seconds of video. A microSD card slot allows you to expand memory up to 2GB for additional pictures or videos.
Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
Warehouse 13 Tesla Artisan Hero Prop
Ooooh, do we want a Tesla for real life. We wouldn't turn anybody to ashes or anything like that. Nothing above a level 2. Okay, maybe 2.5. That coworker who emails to ask for that thing you emailed them last week? Zap. That guy on the third floor who always forgets how to print? Zap. The lady on the sixth floor who forwards ten year old urban legends to the entire company? Zap. We know what you're thinking. For this price, it should be a real Tesla that actually electroshocks people into unconsciousness. We looked into that and let's just say the government said no. So here's the most amazing replica on the market, made by the same studio that makes props for Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, and Fringe. The Tesla Artisan Hero Prop is hand built from more than 70 parts, nearly all of them digitally modeled on the very first hero prop and custom cast, rendered or shaped. It's totally screen accurate because it is exactly the same as the prop used in the hit television series. Product Specifications Hand-built from more than 70 parts Most parts digitally modeled from the original TV prop, for screen accuracy Precise modeling based on laser scans and computer-aided design Custom handmade acrylic cylinders for the vacuum tubes A baked-on black chrome finish that creates a mirror effect on the end caps of the vacuum tubes Custom-coiled springs and hand-coiled copper tubing Custom-cast Bakelite knob Comes with a hand-rubbed zebrawood base and graceful brass pedestal Carefully wrapped in canvas and packed in a handmade wooden crate Made by Kenney's Custom Props, whose credits include Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Fringe, and more. Limited edition: only 500 pieces worldwide
Grow Your Own Giant Sequoia
General William Tecumseh Sherman has been called "the first modern general." Not only was he a tremendous military commander, he also was very fertile (8 kids . . . dang). He was admired by many, including one of his lieutenants (and naturalist) James Wolverton, who named a Giant Sequoia after him. And that Giant Sequoia is now the world's largest tree. And guess what? Maybe you can grow one to rival General Sherman. Just get yourself a Grow Your Own World's Largest Tree kit...
Jim Henson's Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Mechanical Kitty Coin Bank
Kittehs, they're devious. They have been plotting ways to get a cheezburger and since stealing one at the 4th of July party didn't work, they've come up with a new plan. Kittehs know geeks have money. They also know geeks love kittehs, especially kittehs that pop out of boxes. (The YouTubes, they've been studying them!) Thus goes the Kitteh Gets Cheezburger Master Plan. Kitteh will hide in a box. When dumb hooman puts a coin on the fishy food bowl on top of the box, kitteh will pop out, snatch coin, go back into box, meow cute-liek, count money silently. As hooman cannot resist the feedback, hooman will put coin after coin on the food bowl to watch the kitteh pop out and snatch it. Eventually, enough coin for cheezburger will be achieved. Win! Product Features Adorable mechanical kitty coin bank Put the coin in kitty's food bowl and it'll pop out of the box to steal it Kitty meows to thank you after it's stolen your money Dimensions: 11.5cm (H) x 12cm (W) x 10cm (D) Requires 2 AA batteries (not included) This is not a Japanese version as shown in the video below. The images are correct. Unless you are lucky enough to get some of the old stock with the Japanese version.
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from "Halloween"? Unfortunately nothing...which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come-up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush. The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm... he doesn't mind...
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect disaster wrought by adorable white bunnies. Guess we'll be seeing you on Chiron Beta Prime. Karotz is the redesign of the popular Nabaztag rabbit you may remember seeing on ThinkGeek about 5 years ago. He's back and better than ever! Customize your Karotz with any of the 400 apps available (or code your own). Your bunny can inform you of what's shaking on your social networks, publish your status updates, play your favorite music, and even serve as a check-in point that emails you a photo of your child when they arrive home from school. If you're in a long distance relationship, you can "marry" two bunnies together and they'll mirror each other's ear motions no matter how far apart they are. Karotz speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and can teach you new things or enable your laziness. That's no ordinary rabbit. Product Specifications Karotz is the smartest electronic lagomorph on the block Speaks, sees, listens, obeys, and wiggles his ears to serve and entertain you Some things you can do with Karotz: Monitor your home from your iPad, iPhone, or Android phone. If you're a parent, you can have Karotz email or text you when your kids get home from school. Post to Facebook or Twitter just by talking to your Karotz, even pictures, videos, and music. Have Karotz read the internet to you. Wake up with Karotz, who will play you the song of your choosing Play and learn: Karotz is a polyglot and can teach you a new language Hook Karotz up to any of 400 apps (with more on the way) to simplify your life (or at least make it more fun!) Package contains: 1 smart Karotz rabbit 1 power supply with international adaptors 1 mini-USB cable 1 user's manual 2 recordable Flatnanoz (yellow and green) Technical specifications: Windows/Mac/Linux compatible Arm 9 Processor, 400 MHz, 64 MB RAM 256 MB Flash Memory Integrated microphone Integrated speakers Volume control Wi-Fi antenna Webcam RFID reader 1 USB 1.1 port 1 mini-USB port 1 LED 360 degree rotating ears Removable ears (magnetic) 1 push button 4 languages: French, English, German, Spanish Dimensions: 9.6 x 5 x 5"
Blood Bath Bloody Hand Towel
So you find yourself in the Hearts of Fire Funeral Home and Crematorium. Hearing a strange sound, almost like a bunch of hurt penguins, you push past the curtains and creep into the back room. There you see the mortician eating a few bits of a body on the table. He closes his deadly eyes in enjoyment, when the front bell rings. Before you can say, "Happy Birthday to Me," he's dabbed his face with a small towel and headed out to the front room. No one will know. But you're smart...
Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults Max weight: 225 lbs
Star Wars Family Car Decals
We had some fun conversations in the office as we tried to come up with families that we could create with this set of stickers. Dad as Darth Vader, Mom as Slave Leia? Ew, no. Dad as Chewbacca, Mom as Padmé Amidala? Let's not think about that. Dad as Han Solo and Mom as Leia would work, but would they really produce a Yoda and a tiny Stormtrooper? Show off your family's love of Star Wars with this set of 50 character decals, featuring 19 distinct characters from the saga. Everyone can pick the character that suits them best with plenty of decals left over for a second vehicle, a bedroom window, or an X-wing Fighter. If anyone asks about the canonically-impossible family on your back windshield, just blame your children. Nobody could be mad at their adorable faces for pairing up Luke Skywalker and C3PO. Product Features Family member decals based on the Star Wars universe Show off your family's love of Star Wars on your cars Includes 50 decals total, 19 distinct characters Characters included: Tall characters: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C3PO, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala, Slave Leia, Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Stormtrooper Short characters: Yoda, Jawa, Ewok, R2-D2, Little Stormtrooper, Little Princess Leia, Little Luke Skywalker Officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible Exclusive product designed by ThinkGeek Sticks to any clean, flat surface (best on windows!) Sorry! Scum and Villainy Booster Pack no longer available
Zombie Family Car Decals
"In the zombie apocalypse, family means everything. It's not limited to blood relations, either. If you're trusting someone to watch your back and keep the walkers from eating you, they're family. If someone trusts you to double-tap them after they've been bitten, they're family. Show your pride in your family with these Zombie Family Car Decals. They're black and white and red all over and include the whole gang: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, and Fish. We're not sure who is lugging their goldfish tank around during the zombie apocalypse, but who are we to judge? Maybe it's a talking goldfish like Klaus from American Dad. Product Specifications Stick on decals to make a zombie family on your car Black, white, and red stickers Includes: Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Baby, Dog, Cat, Fish Sizes from 1.25"" (fish) to 5.5"" (Dad)"
Spin Master Games The Logo Board Game Ages 12+, 1 ea
Puts Consumer Knowledge to the Test Our life is full of things - from chocolate to cereal, football to flowers - and they all have logos. But could you name them if you saw them? Logo is the game that puts your consumer knowledge to the test! Show off your knowledge of popular brands in this hilarious family game of pop-culture. The first person to make it into the winners circle and answer all the questions correctly wins! ;
Collapsible Shot Glass
There are several of us who grew up in scouting programs, where the motto is Be Prepared. As such, we carry our Swiss Army knives and a home emergency kit and all that good stuff. Unfortunately, there's no program that teaches you how to be prepared as an adult. You know what we mean...
American Crafts Gel Pen Canister 48 Piece Set - 1 ea.
Super smooth glitter packed gel ink and vibrant metallics make these pens a favorite among scrapbookers and card makers. They are great for journaling, titling, drawing, and all-purpose writing. Glitter gel pens write like butter Easily wash off of skin Safe for children to use This package contains forty-eight pens in a variety of glitter, metallic, pastel, and bright colors.
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down to you? With the Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium it's as easy as a button press. The Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium is the coolest little optical star planetarium for the home you'll ever find...
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
Star Trek Interactive Tribbles
In the 23rd century, an enterprising trader named Cyrano Jones procured an interesting and adorable little creature. These tiny furry beasties had a calming effect on the nervous systems of humanoids - well most humanoids, anyway. They were called tribbles. These tribbles, when they're not busy being cute and purring, were prodigious breeders. As one country-doctor once quipped, "Well, the nearest thing that I can figure is that they're born pregnant - which appears to be quite a time-saver!" In fact, their ability to multiply is so incredible, they can fill an entire cargo hold in three days - that's one million, seven-hundred seventy-one thousand, five hundred sixty one tribbles... assuming one tribble with an average litter of ten producing a new generation every twelve hours. That's some impressive breeding, right there. It would make any man want to high-five any tribble, except tribbles don't have arms. These tribbles, however, are genetically altered to be sterile. In fact, ThinkGeek will guarantee that, should our tribbles somehow begin to multiply, we will dispatch someone to remove the infestation from your starship or space-station - even if it takes seventeen-point-nine years.
The Amazing Desktop Dinosaur Plant
This one-of-a-kind plant has lived on the Earth for over 290 million years and has the ability to “come back to life” (much like the undead) over and over again for hundreds of years! Simply place this seemingly dead ball of foliage in water and within hours it transforms into a vibrant green blood-sucking evergreen. Ok, we are kidding about the blood-sucking part...
"Nobody was quite sure what caused it. An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley's Comet? Some government ""rage"" virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing's for sure - the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It's a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called ""domesticated"" zombies. These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks - from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it's illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we've had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry! Of course, you know better! He's just a terrifying statue! From mid-torso up, he ""rises"" out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across. Guaranteed to scare away any trespasser, without the headaches of accidentally releasing a real zombie. All those complications, bodies, and police forms - who needs the hassle? Your fresh resin Garden Zombie comes packed in three pieces, and assembles in seconds!"
Electronic Firefly in a Jar
"It is a warm summer's night and the sun has just crept down below the horizon, finally going to sleep. But the world is still ablaze with light, as stars twinkle overhead. And on the ground, a different kind of magic appears. Golden flecks of light flash and float around. Fairies? Maybe some of them, but most are fireflies. Catching them in jars is mean, as they don't last long. Time to bring the magic of fireflies into your home (without inviting the Firefly Grim Reaper) with an Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Each Electronic Firefly in a Jar is loaded with magic. Tap the jar and your firefly will flutter around. Sometimes flashing when it flies, sometimes landing first and then flickering. It looks so real, especially in dim light. And guess what? You can even use your Electronic Firefly in a Jar as a real firefly collector. Just plop one on the ground outside at dusk and watch what happens. We're pretty sure you'll see the same thing we did: real fireflies coming to talk to your Electronic Firefly in a Jar. Ok, it's really probably to mate, but ""talk"" just sounds more family friendly. Note: Cats are insanely attracted to this toy. To ensure the safety of your four-legged friends, please ensure this glass jar is in a location where they can't knock it around and break it. Or, the cat is in another jar. Just sayin'. Electronic Firefly in a Jar The firefly in the jar flies around and even flashes his/her butt-light - just like a real firefly. Responds to taps on the jar and sound. The classic childhood memory, but without the sadness of death. One firefly per jar - fireflies cannot be combined into one jar. Batteries: 3 AAA (included). Dimensions: approx: 6.75"" x 3.5"" x 3.5""."
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
Ominous Visitor Shower Curtain
Driving through the countryside is a tradition in America. The open road is freedom, and pointing your nose to the horizon and going where destiny takes you can be an exhilarating experience. But when a long day of driving is done, visitors passing through Anytown, USA, often stop at roadside motels for the night, with a promise of a warm bed, soft pillow and a clean shower. The innkeepers are often charming people - kind, attentive, ever watchful... there for your every need. You may not even know that they're there. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes with a knife. You know, in case you need to carve a roast or something... in the shower. Those innkeepers are almost scary in their ability to surprise you with their generous hospitality. To that end, this PVC shower curtain is sure to remind you of such travels, that time when the innkeeper surprised your girlfriend in the shower, and the horrible bloody aftermath.