"Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that ""ice"" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below freezing, then the hard water starts to melt and your drink becomes all watery and doesn't taste good anymore. It's all very scientific stuff. You wouldn’t understand. Luckily, a few great soapstone workers in Perkinsville, Vermont have created Whiskey Stones. These little ice-imitators are specially designed to put a slight chill in your Whiskey. All you do is put them in the freezer for a few hours and then pop a couple into a glass of single malt. Once you're done, rinse, dry and do it all over again! And no need to worry about a watery drink, because these stones don't dilute (that’s the best part). Dylan Thomas would've loved these things. We hope you will too."
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Star Wars MimoMicro USB Drive & Reader
"When you need to transport certain *cough* cargo across the galaxy, you call up one Han Solo and his Millenium Falcon. He's sure to get it where it needs to go for a price. But what if you want to quickly remove a file from your digicam to your iPhone? Turns out, the Millenium Falcon is the answer to that problem, too! Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease with the MimoMicro USB Drive and Reader. These tiny heroes are less than two inches tall, but are super-powered on the inside. Pull your microSD card from your cell phone, pop it into your MimoMicro, flip out the USB port and it's ready to transfer your files to your computer. There's even a keychain attachment so you can keep your MimoMicro by your side at all times. Product Specifications Move your files from mobile device to computer with ease MicroSD USB card reader hidden inside a Star Wars character or vehicle Compatibility: microSD, microSDHC, microSDXC memory cards Note: MimoMicro does not come with a microSD card. You must provide your own. Flip out USB port with LED light (so you know it's working!) High speed USB 2.0 interface Mac/PC friendly Keychain included so you can take it wherever you go Dimensions: approx. 1.75"" tall x 1"" wide (Yoda is smaller, natch.)"
$9.99 $12.99 (- 23%)
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MARC BY MARC JACOBS 'Pickles the Bulldog' iPhone 4 & 4S Case Highlighter Orange One Size
A pouty pooch perks up his ears on an animal-loving iPhone case crafted from supple silicone for flexible protection with a cute kick. Color(s): highlighter orange. Brand: Marc by Marc Jacobs. Style Name: MARC BY MARC JACOBS 'Pickles the Bulldog' iPhone 4 & 4S Case. Style Number: 693432.
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USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
"Some have said, if toast is so good, why don't they just leave the bread in the oven longer and make the whole loaf toasty? Those people are morons. The initial premise is sound - indeed, toast is scrumptious. The flaw lies in the second part of the statement. You can't just leave the bread in the oven longer for delicious toast. You'd just end up with overcooked bread. It's hard to blame them for their silliness - toast can lead some to irrationality. Which probably explains the overly loud SQUEE we emitted when we first saw these little gadgets! Four little USB thumbdrives shaped like teeny anthropomorphized pieces of toast. And, what better place to put your little USB toast than a USB Hub shaped like a toaster? The drives themselves come in four varieties. From lightest color to darkest, there's Tato, Butta, Ry Ry, and Crisp! The hub is silver with four slots for your favorite 4 pieces of memorytoast. You can, of course, insert your own thumbdrive, but where's the fun in that? They've also thrown in an SD Card slot, so your new shiny hub can perform double-duty as a card reader! Features and Specs USB 2.0 thumb drives and hub Thumb drivesCapacity: 4GColors: White (Tato), Yellow (Butta), Tan (Ry Ry), and Brown (Crisp)Size: 1.5"" x 1.25"" x 0.75"" USB Hub4 USB 2.0 portsSpeed: Up to 480mbpsIncluded 1 meter long USB CableIncluded SD Card ReaderColor: Silver"
$11.99 $27.99 (- 57%)
Adventure Time Mimobot Thumb Drives
When you're off on an adventure -- to school, to work, to the Candy Kingdom -- you'd better be sure you're prepared. You'll need an awesome hat, a trusty dog, a sword, and a flash drive. Yes, a flash drive. You never know when you'll come across data you'll want to copy. Likewise, you'll never know when you'll have to flash your cred for a Princess or some other member of royalty. Adventure Time Mimobot Thumb Drives are here! They're algebraic and awesome, all rolled into a pocket-sized package. Each drive holds 8 GB of your VIP files. All Adventure Time X MIMOBOT flash drives come preloaded with exclusive content like behind-the-scenes studio photos, videos, and mimoByte sound software that plays when you pop 'em in your computer! Oh yeah, and when you whip your Adventure Time Mimobot out, everyone will know that you are King (or Queen) Awesome. Product Specifications Flash drives that are mathematical! For fans of Adventure Time 8 GB of storage for your awesome files Preloaded with exclusive Adventure Time content: Behind-the-scenes studio photos Videos MimoByte sound software Choose: Finn Jake Princess Bubblegum
Bubble Gum Phone Stand
Properly propping up your phone for watching videos or surfing the internet can sometimes be sticky, but our charming stand provides a handy solution. Small and pliable, this innovative accessory is designed to look just like a chewed gum, giving it an adorably cheeky appeal. Suction cups at either end keep it anchored for hours!
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Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
""The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's Wampa kabobs, Wampa creole, Wampa gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried..."
Inanimate Character Stickers
"We do it every day, though mostly without thinking about it - we get angry at the stapler that mangled our presentation, or the phone when it can't get a signal. We say we ""love this coffee mug,"" and sometimes we even imagine a face on the clock on the wall. It's called anthropomorphizing, and it's where we imbue human characteristics to inanimate objects. But are they really inanimate? Certain mythologies suggest that the more we use and include these objects in our daily lives, the more connected they become with our lives, thoughts and feelings. They are pleased when we use them, and are sad when they're discarded. Think back to that stuffed monkey doll you had when you were a kid. You threw him away one day, and there he sits - vacuously staring at rotting garbage in a landfill for all eternity. Not very nice at all! So some of these objects can be construed as to have a personality. Why not make it official? Stick a couple of googly eyes, and a goofy grin on a coffee mug, and hey-presto! Your happy smilin' coffee-buddy is happy to let you drink from his skull! That letter-scale looks a little like Domokun, doesn't he? I think that tape dispenser has something evil on his mind… Hmm… Two sheets of eyes and mouths in various shapes, sizes and expressions, more than 100 stickers, are waiting for you to give life to the lifeless. That's sorta godlike!"
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8-Bit Flower Bouquet by ThinkGeek
We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
$4.99 $9.99 (- 50%)
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Paper Airplane Doorstop
Paper airplanes are the perfect distraction for the bored. With every office and workspace filled with scraps of paper, many of them printed with the meaningless memos of the day, you've got everything you need for a little action, adventure, and origami. Just fold, crease, fold, crease and toss, and you've got a fighter jet! A space ship! A hypersonic bomber! A doorstop! Wait, what? A doorstop? Follow me, here, 'cause we're gonna get crazy here. The wedge shape of your typical needle-nose paper airplane is the perfect shape to jam in between a door and the floor. Unfortunately, a folded sheet of paper's ability to effectively stop a door from moving is limited, to say the least. Recognizing the perfect shape of the paper airplane, engineers replaced the flimsy paper construction with durable ABS plastic. With the added strength of science, the airplane wedges in nicely, and keeps the heaviest door from slamming shut. We don't recommend you try to fly it, though. While it's the right shape for flight, the lift over the wings isn't quite great enough to overcome the added weight that comes with the hardened plastic construction. It is the price to pay for immobile doors. Features Paper-Airplane shaped doorstop Made of plastic, not paper! 8 1/4 inches long by 4 inches wide Keep your doors in a... holding pattern! Get it?!
$9.99 $11.99 (- 17%)
Drinklip Portable cupholder
"It seems that no matter how big your desk is, there's never enough room for all of the stuff you ""need"" on it. (Ladies, this is much like how once we get a big purse, we can never go back to a small one.) There's your monitor, your second monitor, your mini-monitor, your desk lamps, your plush creatures, action figures, a pile of random plates and bowls and silverware, not to mention the things you actually use to do your job. ...and what would happen if you knocked over your water glass and it spilled all across your desk? Extend your desk and avoid spills by putting your beverage in the Drinklip Portable Cupholder. It clips securely to any desk, table, or shelf and will hold your travel mug, glass, or water bottle within arm's reach. There's even a little slit at the bottom for condensation to drip through, hitting the floor rather than moistening your desktop. The Drinklip also doubles as a tiny item holder, perfect for storing nails and screws while going DIY, beads and safety pins while crafting, or even your dice while you're playing a game. Product Specifications Attach a cupholder to any desk, table, or shelf Use it to store your drink or small objects Other ideas for using your Drinklip: Home repair: Nails, screws, or drill bits Crafting: Beads, needles, pincushion, safety pins, stitch holders Organization: Keys, loose change, hair ties Gaming: Dice! (But also keeping your drink off your GM's table.) Play: Clip to LEGO fortress to use as a guard tower Fits cups up to 3.25"" in diameter (similar to a car cupholder size)"
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and sometimes there's collateral damage when you let out a blast, but it's all in a day's work...
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Secret Agent Phone Holster
Starsky: "Well, here we are again facing danger together in the pursuit of law and order. To the average passerby, we may seem like three ordinary people... on the way up to the maternity ward, to see if it's a boy or girl or something in between. Little do they know that we are three highly dedicated servants of the public." Hutch: "Starsky?" Starsky: "Huh?" Hutch: "Shut up." Whether you're Starsky, Hutch, Ponch, Baker, Thorny, Farva, Mac, Rabbit, Beckett, Crockett, Tubbs, Angel, or Butterman, you'll need to look slick when you're facing danger in the pursuit of law and order. You need to keep your ultimate weapon handy and hidden under your jacket. And by ultimate weapon, we mean your smartphone. Unless you're a K9 like our pal Hooch. He'd probably use a holster to carry a big ol' bone. Worn like a real FBI-style gun holster, this fun accessory is an ingenious way to keep your smartphone ready to grab at a moment's notice. But we don't stop there. The Secret Agent Phone Holster includes stick-on seventies sideburns and a handlebar mustache for when you're feeling retro. It's instant Starsky & Hutch! Product Specifications Phone holster lets you play good cop (or bad cop, or goofy cop) Holster your phone and slap on a fake stache. Who's laughing meow? Holster is big enough to fit nearly all models of mobile phone Self-adhesive 70s-style sideburns and handlebar mustache included Great for Halloween, cosplay, or Thursday
$4.99 $19.99 (- 75%)
Pop Quiz Clock
Pop Quiz, hotshot. Think back to a time when you were a young geek. Sure, you were brilliant at math, but being asked to solve problems on the chalkboard... That's the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, that time is over... Or is it? The smell of chalk, and the feel of the blackboard is still fresh in your mind. If you close your eyes, you can almost feel the eyes staring at your back as you labor to engage your brain and simplify the polynomial...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick by ThinkGeek
Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it's always a fiasco. You know... lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the stylish Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick...
$14.99 $29.99 (- 50%)
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Ominous Visitor Shower Curtain
Driving through the countryside is a tradition in America. The open road is freedom, and pointing your nose to the horizon and going where destiny takes you can be an exhilarating experience. But when a long day of driving is done, visitors passing through Anytown, USA, often stop at roadside motels for the night, with a promise of a warm bed, soft pillow and a clean shower. The innkeepers are often charming people - kind, attentive, ever watchful... there for your every need. You may not even know that they're there. Watching. Waiting. Sometimes with a knife. You know, in case you need to carve a roast or something... in the shower. Those innkeepers are almost scary in their ability to surprise you with their generous hospitality. To that end, this PVC shower curtain is sure to remind you of such travels, that time when the innkeeper surprised your girlfriend in the shower, and the horrible bloody aftermath.
$13.49 $17.99 (- 25%)
Minecraft Foam Pickaxe by ThinkGeek
You're in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn't the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can't just tunnel your way out, but maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe! Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
Swarovski Ambiray Candleholder & Aura by Swarovski Scented Candle (Set)
The elegant accessory holds a scented candle with a scent inspired by the Aura by Swarovski fragrance. Shining in bold stainless steel, the holder is decorated with a large number of tiny, faceted clear crystals. It can also be used to store pens, make-up brushes, or other objects. Decoration object. Not a toy. Not suitable for children under 15. Dimensions: 3 5/8 x 3 1/2 in x in
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Primal Elements - Wish Wish Candle
Make a wish for yourself or share one with a friend. Primal Elements beautifully hand jeweled Wish Candles fill your space with a sparkling expression and a warm glow. Featuring irresistable original fragrances and a unique vegetable wax blend, each Wish Candle will provide approximately 55 hours of twinkling burn time. Wish is a delicate blend of citrus and fresh flowers. Twelve-ounce 2-wick Wish Candles. Net Weight: 12 oz. (Burn Time of 55 hours.)
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Retro iPhone Case
"We remember the very first time we saw a cell phone. It was summer sleepover camp and we were in the backwoods of Maine, far from civilization. (Or it least it seemed that way!) On the first day of camp, the adults were going over all the important details, including that if we had an emergency and needed to call for an ambulance Mr. Jones had a mobile phone. And sure enough, he lifted this... brick of a device. Our eyes were like dinner plates. This was a phone. A MOBILE PHONE. Whoa. If you'd like to relive the days of having the ultimate status symbol, slip your iPhone into this chunky, brick-like case. It's not going to fit in your pocket or your purse, but if your backpack or briefcase is big enough, you might have some luck. Don't worry, though, the Retro iPhone case still allows you to access all of your 21st-century features. We're definitely picking up one of these to use at 80s costume parties. Product Specifications Turn your iPhone into one of the first mobile phones Combines the iconic look of an 80s ""brick"" handset with the specs of your iPhone Big and sturdy: protects against bumps and scratches Stands up on its own, vertical or horizontal Great novelty gift, gag gift, or costume accessory Compatible with iPhone 3GS, 4, and 4S"
$3.75 $14.99 (- 75%)
Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Blue Morpho
When we were kids, we liked putting butterflies in jars so we could keep them forever and ever. But sometimes they always died. It was sad - extra sad because butterflies (in our opinion) are like rainbows and unicorns: unadulterated creations of magic and beauty. That's why we got so excited when we saw this Electronic Butterfly in a Jar. Read on, and find out why you need one very badly. Each Electronic Butterfly in a Jar is a jar with a wire in it. The wire has a fake butterfly on the end...
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Swarovski Swarovski USB Crystalline Memory Stick, Vintage Rose
Save your files and photos in style with this slender and elegant 4 GB USB key! It features 140 Vintage Rose crystals with pink lacquering and silver-tone metal details. The memory stick makes a perfect gift, especially when combined with a Crystalline ballpoint pen! Dimensions: Size: 2 3/4 x 11/16 x 5/16 inches in x in
by Swarovski Crystal
$35.00 $59.00 (- 41%)
#1 Dad Dispenser with Personalized M&M'S
"Show Dad that you're his biggest fan! This classic white candy dispenser comes with three 7oz bags of your personalized M&M'S creation. Choose colors, write a creative message, add a face, or even put his favorite NFL, MLB, or NBA sports team on M&M'S! Dispenser is approx. 9"" high, and made of cast iron with a glass top. Holds up to 24oz of M&M'S"
by My M&M's
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Bacon Scented Air Freshener
Everyone talks about that "new car smell." But sometimes new cars smell kinda stinky. Now, that "new bacon smell" - freshly cooked and sizzling - now that's a smell we love every time it hits our olfactory receptors. It's like if you built a castle out of pure diamond and floated it up on a cloud and you could only get there via jetpack that fired out rainbows. Yeah, the smell of freshly cooked bacon is like that. And now you can make any space smell like meat with the Bacon Scented Air Freshener. Look - it even kinda looks like bacon. And it smells like bacon. And you can hang it anywhere you want to smell bacon - just use the hanging string. Each Bacon Scented Air Freshener will make you remember the times you've munched bacon and how happy you were. Seriously, though, the Bacon Scented Air Freshener - it's an air freshener that smells like bacon. What more do you need to know? Bacon Scented Air Freshener It hangs up and smells like bacon. Perfect for your car, dorm, office, or anywhere else you want to smell meat. Includes a handy hanging string. Dimensions: approx 4" tall.
$1.49 $3.99 (- 63%)
Fireflies in My Room
"As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controlled magic of LEDs. Now your wee geek can enjoy an enchanting show of glistening fireflies in their room! Install the seven fireflies on their seven leaves throughout the bedroom. Turn off the lights and click the remote control. Watch your glow-bug friends illuminate in an ever-changing pattern that will transform a mere bedroom into a magical place, suitable for a fairy tale prince or princess. Product Specifications For Ages 6 Years and Up (with adult assistance) WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 7 light-up fireflies to make your room more magical Remote-controlled, illuminate in an ever-changing pattern Easy-to-mount, requires small screwdriver, drill, and 7/16"" drill bit Includes: 7 Fireflies 1 Center leaf 2 Side leaves 5 Hanging leaves 1 Mounting plate 1 Remote control 1 Foam tape Batteries: 3 AA batteries & 2 AAA batteries (not included) Product Dimensions: 14 x 14 x 13 inches"
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Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
$10.39 $12.99 (- 20%)
Aim Keyboard Zippo Lighter
This Black Zippo Lighter features a keyboard design.
Napa LED Ice Bucket W/Remote
Napa LED Ice Bucket W/Remote LED Illuminated large Ice Bucket with 16 color options and 4 color changing modes on the remote. Portable, weatherproof and requires no batteries. Charge lasts approximately 8 hours. Item Length: 16. Item Height: 16. Item Width: 13
by SkyMall, Inc.
Cube LED Light
Cube LED Light LED Illuminate 16" Square Seat with 16 color options and 4 color changing modes on the remote. Portable, weatherproof and requires no batteries. Charge lasts approximately 8 hours. Item Length: 16. Item Height: 16. Item Width: 18
by SkyMall, Inc.
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Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar
"As the days get longer, and the nights get warmer, people are venturing outside their doors and enjoying the moonlight. As they walk down streets and paths, the flickering lights of fireflies are hard to miss. During some summers, trees would light up with more fireflies than there were stars in the heavens, turning the whole sky upside-down. As kids, many of us ran through our parents' back yards, collecting fireflies in jars. They'd flicker inside, blinking out their little buggy code to each other. We would wonder what their bioluminescent blinkenlights were actually saying. Were they discussing the merits of Proust? Perhaps engaging in a rabid defense of French Existentialist poetry in an age of materialism and excess. No - nothing that heady. In fact, their gentle flickering communicates their ability to mate and their location - the entomological equivalent of ""Hey baby! Yo! Over here, good-lookin'! Yo!"" Of course, unless you're an 8-year old boy, or an entomologist, bugs are kinda icky, so handling them may not be your favorite thing to do. Also, there's the cruelty factor of shaking a jar full of bugs giving them tiny buggy concussions in an effort to stimulate their bioluminescence simply for the joy of a child who, in a few short minutes, will lose interest in favor of their Nintendo DS and some new Pokemon title. So where bugs fail us, robots fill in. These robots come in the form of tiny LEDs inside a frosted glass lantern. During the day, the lantern soaks up the energy of the sun, and during the night the little robot bugs glow, flickering and throbbing like real fireflies. You can set them to glow as long as they have power, or only when you shake the lantern. Don't worry about harming the little fellas - they aren't real. Your karma is safe. So traipse across your moonlit garden again, like you did when you were a kid. Set it on your night stand to offer a soft soothing glow while you sleep, or just take a walk using the lantern as cool illumination as you go. The fireflies won't mind - in fact, they'll probably come to check out the hot little robotic numbers inside. Ooh yeah, baby. Features Glass lantern full of flickering LED ""fireflies"" Rechargeable solar batteries keep your lights going for many hours Switchable to glow when it gets dark, or when you shake the jar Soothing light that's cruelty free! 4 inches in diameter, 5 3/4 inches tall"
$6.99 $29.99 (- 77%)
Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee
The problem with regular t-shirts is that they're always the same. If you got a shirt with Darth Vader on it, it will always have Darth Vader on it. No matter how hard you wish, you can't turn it into a shirt featuring Boba Fett. It just won't happen, Wisher, so stop wishing. Stop wishing and get a Lazer Shirt. Lazer Shirts are interactive white t-shirts that let you design your own creation with the power of UV light. Simply touch the ultraviolet Lazer to the shirt, press the button, and draw or write whatever you want. Step into the darkness and your shirt will glow, displaying your creative genius. When the design finally fades, you can use your UV light to draw something totally new. And even though your Lazer Shirt is magical, you can still toss it in the washing machine like every other t-shirt. Product Specifications Create your own temporary glow-in-the-dark designs on your shirt Note: Despite what the photo may lead you to believe, the t-shirt is in fact white in hue. Included UV Lazer will charge the glowy material of the shirt Touch the laser to the shirt and draw or write whatever you want Turn out the lights to see your design glow Lose your UV Lazer? Any source of UV light will work with Lazer Shirt Safe for children (just don't let them nom the UV Lazer) Machine washable: just turn it inside out and wash on cold S M L XL 2X Length 28.5" 29.5" 30.5" 31.5 32.5 Width 18.5" 20" 21.5" 23" 24.5" Sleeve Length 8" 8.5" 9" 9.5" 10"
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Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
$6.99 $14.99 (- 53%)
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch
Flud Watches Men's The Gunmetal Boombox Watch, Watches: The Gunmetal Boombox Watch The good folks at Flud Watches just put another classic retro icon back on your wrist with the Boombox Watch. This push button digital watch comes complete with slick details accurate from the speakers to the handlebar. One quick push reveals a sharp red LED display. ALERT! The LED screen will shut off when the watch is inactive for three (3) seconds! Please don't tweak and think the watch is busted just kindly refer to your manual for a detailed explanation. • Oversized Boombox Case • Custom LED movement • Dual textured linked band • Locking clasp with etched logo By Flud Watches
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Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring
We love steampunk style. The tiny top hats, the goggles (they do nothing!), the corsets, the leather, the crazy weapons. We love that there's no canon, no official characters to cosplay, so you're free to let your imagination go wild when designing a costume. We're calling this amazing accessory Captain Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring, named after... well, actually, we just made him up...
$11.99 $19.99 (- 40%)
Eyn Case For Smartphones - iPhone 4/4S - Turquoise
While we could carry around our bug-out bag and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need is your ID and a couple cards? The Eyn Case for Smartphones simplifies your life by allowing you to carry your cash and up to three cards snuggled with your phone...
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Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
$4.99 $7.99 (- 38%)
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
$4.89 $6.99 (- 30%)
Swarovski Collectible Figurine, Light Sapphire Pacifier - Retired in 2013
An adorable gift for new parents, the sapphire pacifier figurine combines faceted Swarovski crystal with a ring of polished silvertone metal.
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Alien Facehugger Plush by ThinkGeek
Don’t you wish there was someone, or something, at home that loved you unconditionally? The Alien Facehugger Plush can do just that! As soon as this little guy sees you he’ll try to jump up and give you a giant smooch. He loves you so much that he'll refuse to let go! He even told us that he wants to give you a super sweet present called a Xenomorph. We don’t know what that is, but it sounds pretty thoughtful. Who knows? Maybe it'll be another pet that is BURSTING with love... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
$24.99 $29.99 (- 17%)
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
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Mustard Unisex's The Emergency Food Tin
Mustard Unisex's The Emergency Food Tin, Housewares: The Emergency Food Tin This ironic tin box from Mustard can be used for anything from bringing your lunch to work to holding your first aid supplies. Add this cool urban décor to your hipster collection. By Mustard
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Tiddliwinks Batik Butterfly Night Light Switch Plate Combo
Find nightlights and booklights at Target.com! Add a charming touch to your nursery d cor with the tiddliwinks batik butterfly nightlight & switchplate combo. This set has an adorable theme of pink and lavender butterflies and flowers made of hand-painted resin. The switchplate easily fits on any standard light switch. The adorable nursery nightlight will give your little one a feeling of security at bedtime. Coordinates beautifully with other items in the tiddliwinks batik butterfly room collection.
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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi. It's curious, then, that the Big Red Button™ doesn't appear in your home or office! Wouldn't it be great to have one of those buttons, even if pressing it doesn't warn the sentries that the world-killer virus has escaped containment? What about your light-switch? Isn't that little flippy-lever overdue for a makeover? Sure it is, otherwise, you wouldn't have read this far! What we're offering is a wired replacement for your light-switch. Just turn off the breakers, pull out the light-switch and replace it with this one. It's a wire-for-wire swap, so it should be easy. Please be safe, though, and double - nay - TRIPLE CHECK that the breakers were switched before doing any home wiring. When you're done, you've got a Big Red Button™ that, when slapped, will turn on and off your lights. Also, if you just want to dim your lights and your computer voice-activation phrase isn't recognized by your home-automation equipment, your new Big Red Button™ also acts as a dimmer. Instead of smacking it, a gentle turn will lower the illumination to a level suitable for alien seduction. Features US Light-switch replacement kit 2 3/4" by 4 1/4" brushed aluminum wall plate and large red dimmer switch Not suitable for fighter ejection panels, nuclear rod extraction, or fire suppression systems Let's be serious here: Please use caution when performing any electrical work in your house Make sure you trip the breaker to your outlet to the off position before attempting to replace your switch
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Power-Up Arcade Light Switch Plate
Did you ever dream of living in the arcade when you were a kid? Every morning, you'd eat your cereal on the air hockey table (turned on, of course, so your spoon would float ever so slightly). You'd get in a few rounds of your favorite game before school and when you got home, you and all your friends would mash buttons together. Then you'd go to bed, snuggled up in the ball pit...
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Infectious Disease Balls - Smallpox (green) by ThinkGeek
IMPORTANT!!! Inside each ball is liquid latex which makes the magic happen when you squeeze it. Be careful you don't pierce the ball with your fingernails or any other sharp object lest you be left with a puddle of neon colored goo. Gotcha? People deal with stress in different ways. Some of us prefer shouting curse words. Others go out for a smoke. Still others head to the kitchen for a snack. All of these are bad habits, of course. We have a solution for the stress eaters of the world... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.
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