Black Leather Red Bow Push-Up Bra
This extreme push-up bra offers maximum support for those days when you just need a lift. This shiny faux leather bra features red straps with bow accents, and a tiny skull charm to wear close to your heart. 90% polyester; 10% spandex Hand wash; line dry Imported
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Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls
Monsters are a real and serious threat to the sanity and sleep quality of parents everywhere. As long as our geeklings think that monsters present a real danger, they won't sleep. And if the geeklings don't sleep, nobody sleeps. The problem with your standard night light is that it only illuminates one part of the room. Sure, you could plug in multiples, but at that point, you might as well leave all the lights on. The Glo Nightlight looks a bit like alien plant life...
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Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
$2.99 $4.99 (- 40%)
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
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Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
$6.99 $14.99 (- 53%)
Water Bottle Stick Ice Cube Tray
Water is good for you. Unless, of course, you are a sandworm. Not big fans of water, those great worms. Hopefully you're human, and need to stay hydrated - especially when you're exerting yourself. Nothing's more refreshing than ice-cold water on a hot day, unfortunately while you were outside soaking up the sunshine and raising your internal body temperature, your bottle of water has been doing the same! Twisting off the cap, you take a long pull and PFFAAAAA!! Blood-warm and disgusting. What would be good is some ice, but your ice-cubes are bigger than the mouth of your water bottle. You'll have to settle for tepid water. Or do you? What if your ice-cubes were big enough to chill your water, but small enough to fit in the narrow bottle opening? Finally, somebody made a silicone ice-cube tray that makes ice perfectly shaped to fit in your water bottle! So go out for a run, mow the lawn, maybe wander the high desert in search of a Fremen sietch and always have a bottle of ice-cold water handy. You're going to need it!
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, and you know the rest. This light-up, color changing cushion is the fluffiest light source you'll find anywhere. Use it to create some mood lighting or as a soothing rainbow night light in your child's room. A simple tap to the center of the pillow turns it on and another tap turns it off. Ultra bright LEDs create beautiful colors that illuminate the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between colors. It's chill, it's beautiful. It may or may not attract unicorns. Product Features A chill and colorful way to set some mood lighting Tap the center to bring it to life, tap again to turn it off Colors cycle automatically for an ever-changing display Ultra-soft and fuzzy plush outer layer makes it very snuggly Perfect to use for a nightlight or to set the scene for unicorn romance Bright, low energy LEDs do not create heat, so are totally safe! Powered by 3 AAA batteries - battery pack tucked inside a zippered compartment Dimensions: approximately 13.75" tall x 13.75" wide x 6.7" deep
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
"When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. ""Glow in the dark TP?"" we said, arching an eyebrow. ""Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?"" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but... well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself. This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including: Power outages Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights Camping Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life A gift for the person who has everything Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.) Product Features One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper Fits on all standard toilet paper holders Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!"
$4.89 $6.99 (- 30%)
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
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Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing Tetris in a game with no long pieces. Pivot Power made us squeal with nerdly glee. With up to six adjustable outlets, we can pivot this surge protector in such a way that we can actually use all the outlets. Every plug fits into every outlet. And if that wasn't cool enough, you can also use Pivot Power's ... powers to wrap around furniture or squeeze a surge protector into hard to reach places. (The long cord helps with that too!) With 672 joules of rock-solid protection, Pivot Power is poised to be our new favorite surge protector - why not give it a shot and see if you agree? Product Specifications Adjustable power strip that holds large adapters in every outlet Standard features six adjustable outlets, Jr. features four adjustable outlets: every kind of plug fits into every outlet No more unusable outlets! Just pivot and fit it! 672 Joules of rock-solid protection Flexible shape pivots around furniture and hard to reach places Crazy reach: Standard features four feet of cord with a flat head plug, Jr. features two Conforms to UL Std No. 1363, Certified to CSA Std C22.2 No. 21
$10.00 $19.99 (- 50%)
Root Vue Farm
Multiple Award Winner, including Dr. Toy and Oppenheim Gold! One unfortunate fact about gardening is that you don't see a lot of the magic because it's under the ground. It's all fine and dandy to plant seeds and then watch them sprout, but what about the other half of the plant? Sure, you could dig up the plant to see the roots, but then it's just about dead. If only there was a sort of ant farm for vegetables.....
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Rubik's Cube Mug
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of puzzles. What could we be talking about? Why the Rubik's Cube Mug, of course (you know, the thing that's in all these pictures). Each Rubik's Cube Mug comes presolved (and, really, it can't be messed up, so there). Although it seems difficult to drink out of a cube, the lip is actually curved a bit for your comfort. It's a mug. It's a Rubik's Cube. It's the Rubik's Cube Mug! Drink from one of the world's most beloved puzzles, and show your pride in the Cube that Rubik built. Rubik's Cube Mug It's a mug, but it looks like a Rubik's Cube, but it's a mug! A curved lip actually makes drinking out of a cube easy. Ceramic mug is not dishwasher/microwave safe. Hand wash only! Holds: 8oz (250ml) of liquid goodness. Dimensions: approx 3" cubed (not included handle).
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Cube - Bluetooth Laser Projected Keyboard
"Remember when you were promised all those amazing future tech innovations? Just around the corner was supposed to be a shining technology utopia with flying cars, personal space travel to distant galaxies, and bio-implantable cell phones. It's almost disappointing enough to make you sit at home and watch old episodes of ""Space 1999"". Don't lose hope! An amazing glimpse of this promised future has just arrived at ThinkGeek in the form of the Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard. This tiny device laser-projects a keyboard on any flat surface... you can then type away accompanied by simulated key click sounds. It really is true future magic at its best. You'll be turning heads the moment you pull this baby from your pocket and use it to compose an e-mail on your iPad, iPhone or laptop. With 63 keys and and full size QWERTY layout the Laser Virtual Keyboard can approach typing speeds of a standard keyboard... in a size a little larger than a matchbook. Product Features Projects a full-size laser keyboard onto any flat surface Allows the convenience of full-size typing in a tiny form factor Connects wirelessly via bluetooth to iPhone, iPad, many Smartphones and most Laptops Mouse mode allows you to use your finger as a mouse rather than typing when using with a laptop. Rechargeable battery lasts for 150 minutes of continuous typing Charges via USB. No drivers to install Product Specifications Compatibility: iPhone 3GS/4, iPad (iOS4), Blackberry tablet, Android 2.0 and higher, Windows Phone 7, Windows XP/Vista/7, Mac OS Interface: Bluetooth HID and USB 2.0 Keyboard Layout: 19mm sized QWERTY layout Detection rate: Up to 400 characters per minute Operating Surface: Most flat opaque surfaces Battery duration: Approximately 150 minutes, 700mAh built-in rechargeable battery"
$143.99 $179.99 (- 20%)
Bacon Lip Balm
"You CLAIM to like bacon. You say, ""ThinkGeek, I like bacon."" And we say to you, ""O RLY? How much bacon did you have yesterday?"" And you reply, ""Ha! Easy! I had bacon with my pancakes at breakfast, bacon on my cheeseburger at lunch, and dinner was bacon-wrapped steak!"" We snicker and lick our monkey lips. Mmmm, bacon. We lick our lips again. Mmm, bacon. Then we laugh at you since you limit your bacon intake to meals only while we have the awesomesauce that is Bacon Lip Balm to have baconny goodness all day long. Seriously, this stuff tastes like the king of meats, but in smooth and moisturizing lip balm form. Fix chapped lips AND taste like the world's most scrumptious pork product all day? We can't think of a better combination. Share your love of the magical animal that produces pork, ham, sausage and bacon by giving your loved ones bacon-flavored kisses."
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Betsey Johnson Ring, Gold Tone Teacup and Teapot Two-Finger Ring
Pour yourself a cup of chic style. Betsey Johnson's two-finger ring highlights a gold tone and silver glitter teapot, gold tone and purple glitter teacup and gold tone spoon with crystal accent. Crafted in antiqued gold tone mixed metal. Size 7-1/2.
Lil' Vampire Pacifier
When our copywriter monkey's brother was a baby, he had a biting problem. He just loved sinking his brand new teeth into anything and anyone available and he especially loved the tender flesh of the human neck. And so, geekling Brian went through life chomping on anyone who dared cuddle him. He would probably have escalated to vampirism if not for one angel of a woman at the grocery store. Mid-dairy-aisle, Brian sunk his razor sharp baby teeth into his mother's neck, causing her to cry out. The woman moved in with advice. "Bite him back," she said. Brian's mom looked skeptical. "Seriously," the woman said. "He won't learn unless you bite him back." Mom sunk her teeth into Brian's tender baby neck. He cried, he screamed, and he never bit anyone ever again. Do you have a noisy baby or one you feel may grow up to drink the blood of mortals? This pacifier is the way to go. It features luscious red lips and a full set of teeth including sharp canines for sucking the blood of the living. Our lawyers say we must tell you that ThinkGeek is not responsible if your geekling grows up to be one of the undead (but we are grateful because that means they can be one of our customers for centuries!).