"If you've seen one hub, you've seen 'em all. Thus, we don't see the point of writing about USB hubs here. This one has 7 ports, so you can plug a lot of stuff into it. Got it? Got it. Now, for some facts about the majestic creature known as the octopus. The octopus is a mollusk, just like the oyster. It makes one wonder... if oysters are an aphrodisiac, what would consuming 90 pounds of octopus do? Beating out everyone's favorite Time Lord, the octopus has THREE hearts. Two hearts pump blood through the gills while the third pumps for the rest of the body. Their blood is blue. When escaping a predator such as a dolphin (bad Flipper! bad!) or a shark, an octopus will sometimes shed an entire arm. (Don't worry, it'll grow back.) Sadly, the male octopus dies several months after mating. At least he died happy? Product Specifications Flexible and soft USB hub with 7 ports (Yes, 7. The 8th leg has to hook into the power source, duh.) Plug and play, USB 2.0 specification compliant Length: approx. 24 cm (9.45"") AC power adapter included"
USB Squirming Tentacle
Back in the day, the coolest thing ever was the USB Humping Dog. What did it do? You stuck it in your USB port and it... well, it humped your computer, much like an amorous male dog is wont to do. We're beyond such juvenile humor (on most days), but we wanted a fun toy to use at the office. Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils...
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Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
$14.99 $29.99 (- 50%)
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... everything is cooler through a fisheye lens. But the Olloclip doesn't stop with just a fisheye lens. Compatible with the iPhone 4, 4S, 5, and the 4th generation iPod touch (adapter required) the Olloclip is a quick-connect lens system that includes fisheye, wide-angle, and macro lenses in a tiny and convenient package. It was a huge hit on Kickstarter, where the project blew past its $15k production costs goal and ended up raising a whopping $68,201. Using Olloclip is easy! Slide it on over your iPhone's rear camera lens and you're ready to take amazing photos and videos. The fisheye lens captures a nearly 180 degree field-of-view. The wide-angle lens doubles the field of view of the iPhone camera. Finally, the macro lens lets you focus the iPhone within 12-15mm of your subject and applies roughly a 10X multiplier. Olloclip's storage bag even doubles as a microfiber cleaning cloth for the ultimate in convenience. Product Specifications Quick-connect camera lens for iPhone 4, 4S, and 5 Three lens options: fisheye, wide-angle, macro Slides on to the corner of your iPhone and automatically aligns itself The camera will autofocus as normal with the Olloclip on, don't worry! Works for still photos, videos, even Facetime Lenses made with precision ground glass multi-element optics Barrels made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum Soft plastic material on clip protects your iPhone from scratches Included in the Olloclip package: Fisheye lens Wide-angle lens Macro lens Lens caps for both ends Microfiber lens cleaning cloth storage bag iPod Touch adapter: 5 includes a 5th gen iPod touch adapter 4/4S includes a 4th gen iPod touch adapter Note: The Olloclip is specifically designed for the shape and size of the iPhone 4, 4S, and 5. It will not fit any other device besides the iPod touch models mentioned above. Dimensions:1.37" tall x 1.22" across at the widest section Weight: 0.7 ounces