Magnet Powered Spinning Top
At the inception of this product description, let's begin by saying we won't reference any movies. No movies with totems or tops or that guy from Critters 3. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It's just a top that, once spun, will continue to spin for about a week. It uses magnets, and that's why we call it the Magnet Powered Spinning Top! Science-wise, it's actually pretty cool what's going on with the Magnet Powered Spinning Top...
Bleeding Skull Candle
We've been to our share of Halloween parties, horror movie watching parties, and horror roleplaying games. We know scary. We love scary. Most skull candles we've found have been more kitschy than scary. The Bleeding Skull Candle? It's something worthy of being the centerpiece at our Halloween feast or mood lighting for our Call of Cthulhu game. At first, you'll just have a normal skull candle. Place it on a heat-resistant plate, because in a while, you'll need it! Light up the Bleeding Skull Candle and begin your night of mayhem and horror. As it burns, bright red wax will ooze from its eye sockets and down its face, pooling ever so deliciously on the plate. (See why you needed it?) The longer it bleeds, the creepier and bloodier it gets, making it perfect for those nights when you keep turning the dial up, up, up on the scare factor. Product Specifications Spooky skull candle bleeds as it burns Perfect centerpiece for your Halloween feast (or anytime!) On the outside, it looks like a normal skull candle! On the inside, it's full of red wax, which bleeds out the eye holes in a most creepy way (how else can one bleed out the eye holes?) The longer the candle burns, the more "blood" pours out Dimensions: 4" x 3.5" x 4.5" Important Candle Safety Notes: Remove all packaging before lighting. Place on a protected, heat-resistant plate, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Keep wick trimmed to 1/8” at all times. If smoking occurs, blow candle out. Trim wick, remove trimmings, and relight. Keep the wax pool free of wick trimmings, matches, or any combustible material. Keep the wick centered. Avoid burning in draft. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it within sight at all times. Keep all matches and lighters out of the reach of children.
Doctor Who Adipose Stress Toy
"The fat just walks away!" Gosh, we wish those Adipose pills had actually worked without the pesky side effect of death. We could have fit a lot more of us in those elevators at Dragon*Con. Sadly, we're just going to have to hit the gym and attempt spin class. If copy stops being written, you'll know why. Take care of our monkey families and don't forget to spread our ashes in downtown Indy during GenCon. We want to be with our people...
Lumadot LED Umbrella
This umbrella is one of our favorite things. For starters, like all good umbrellas should, it keeps you out of the rain. Well, not really. It doesn't actually teleport you from a rainy location to a non-rainy location. Our inventing monkeys are hard at work developing that technology, it may be a few months before we get it perfected. Sadly, we've lost a few Customer Service temps during product testing. We really hope we'll bump into them again on whatever plane or timeline we accidentally sent them. But what this umbrella does (besides keeping you dry) is pretty awesome. With the flick of a switch, it is transformed from a boring black umbrella to a black umbrella with glowing blue raindrops all over it. Flick the switch further and those raindrops will blink! It's deliciously geeky (what geek doesn't like LEDs?) but it's also pretty, which makes it a great gift for the lady in your life who may not be geeky. Buying yourself some cool gadgets and witty t-shirts and don't feel like making a separate purchase for Mother's Day or your girlfriend's birthday? The Lumadot LED Umbrella comes to the rescue! Stay dry, stay safe, and look cool doing it.
USB Heated Blanket
"There are very few things in the universe that are better when they are cold. Among these are Revenge, Balrog, and overclocked processors. Most other things suck when they're cold - most notably you! That chill you get can't be warmed adequately with sweaters, stiff drinks or warm intentions! You need direct application of heat! If you work in an office environment, you've probably encountered the dreaded office-manager - that jerk that tells you it's ""against policy"" to have space heaters in your cube, but won't do anything to raise the temperature in the office. What does he think you're going to do, burn the whole building down? How do you keep from shivering to death? What you need is an electric blanket that won't draw the ire of that office-manager jerk. Hey, your computer spits out power out of those USB ports! Why not use them? Plug in our USB Heated Lap-Blanket to two spare USB ports, and spread it out on your lap. Suddenly, it's like Ebenezer put another lump of coal on the fire! Is it a Christmas miracle? Perhaps. All you know is you're toasty warm, and you didn't have to set the building on fire to do it!"
Deep Tea Diver Infuser from ModCloth
Discover wondrous new levels of flavor and breathtaking aromatic nuances by warming up after a swim with this tea infuser by Kikkerland! A charming addition to ...
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
USB Mushroom Lamp
"Ever wonder what Mario would do if he couldn't lay pipe or rescue princesses anymore? Would he get a desk job? His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, ""It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?"" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you! Each lamp is powered through USB and the inner light is provided by magic... or two super bright white LEDs, believe what you will. Product Specifications Red & green mushroom lamps for your desk or nightstand Inner light provided by magic (or 2 super bright white LEDs, believe what you will) Press mushroom once to switch on, press again to switch off Mushroom diameter: 13 cm (5.12""), base diameter: 10.8 cm (4.25""), height: 14 cm (5.5"") Powered by USB"
Cat Owner's Manual
You've broken the news to your kitteh that cheezburger is not cat fud. But when your kitty starts tearing up the furniture, spraying on the walls, and getting in a battle royale with your toddler, what's a cat owner to do? They don't exactly give you a handy dandy user manual when you buy a cat. If you buy an electronic gadget, it comes with a great manual in English, Spanish, French, Chinese, and Japanese. Sure, most of the time we just chuck it to the side and start tinkering, but sometimes, we have to reference it for the trickier parts. The Cat Owner's Manual is written in the technical style you know and love from those electronic gadgets you own and it's full of photos and diagrams that look like they come from our favorite furniture store for college kids and divorced men. (You know the one - if you don't have a home, you can buy one there.) Celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner teams up with acclaimed author Sam Stall to provide a book chock full of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners. Start out with the "parts list" (in which we learn that nipples are preinstalled docking ports for peripherals, but are inoperable in male models due to circuitry), move on to the many makes and models, home installation, programming, fuel requirements, maintenance, and much more.
Scratch & Scroll Mousepad
"The Note To Self evolves as we evolve. As teenagers, we grabbed a pen and wrote things on our hands or arms. Sometimes, this worked perfectly. At other times, we strained our brains trying to remember why we wrote 3:30 on our wrist. Where were we supposed to be? Make-up test? Karate? Picking up the little sister? D'oh. Then we got smart. We started keeping lists in Notepad. Then we remembered the milk. Then we had Evernote. Then we realized all the technology in the world wasn't catching EVERYTHING we had to remember, so we went old school with paper and pencil. Gosh, could this get any harder? It's certainly a case for hiring an evil henchman or three. The Scratch-n-Scroll is a mousepad and to-doodle list in one. The writing surface *is* the mousepad, so when the phone rings and you're having to jot down things quickly, you don't have to scramble for a pen. Simply jot notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus. It's just like that Magic Slate you had as a kid: lift up the semi-transparent sheet on top and the notes disappear, leaving a clean writing surface for next time. Bullet Headline Magic Slate meets mousepad! 9.4 "" X 8.4"" Slim, portable design Smooth scrolling surface like a standard mouse pad (but slightly larger) Non-slip back pad keeps it from sliding around your desk Works with any optical or ball-based computer mouse Write on the pad with your finger or the included stylus Lift the semi-transparent top sheet to erase"
Click n Cook
"Every kitchen has an organization system for eating utensils. There's that boxy thing that goes in the utensil drawer and it has compartments for forks, spoons, knives, and other nomming devices. But when it comes to cooking utensils, it's a bit of a free-for-all. Maybe you have a big ceramic jar with serving spoons, spatulas, and salad tongs sproinging out of it. Or you have a colorful basket full of can openers, cheese graters, and corkscrews. Whatever your ""system"" of ""organizing"" your cooking implements, it's hardly organized. Or a system. But with the Click n Cook, digging around for the right cooking utensil is a thing of the past. Click n Cook is a modular spatula system that keeps all your essential utensils in one easy place. The set features a stainless steel storage block, a sturdy ergonomic handle, and five detachable spatula heads: a classic flat spatula, a long and flexible slotted spatula for cooking fish, an extra-wide slotted spatula for when you can has cheezburger, a flexible mixer for mixing brownie batter, and a slotted spoon for stirring pasta. Just snap the attachment into the handle, cook up a storm and release with a click of a button when you’re done. Organizing your cooking supplies has never been easier!"
Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl
"We love goldfish, but alas, we're also lazy and forget to feed the little dudes. And we're ever so tired of all the toilet bowl funerals. That was just a joke to mention toilets, as we would never fail to feed our fishy friends. But what if there was an easier way to enjoy a goldfish without having to worry about food? There is (huzzah!) and it is the Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl. Playing with your new Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is super easy. Put fresh batteries into the top, push the base decoration into the bowl, fill the bowl with water, and put the top back on. Tap the top and the fishy ""swims"" around - looking quite alive. There's even an LED light show that morphs from one color to another for the perfect relaxing fishy mood. All you have to feed your Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl is batteries, and it will love you as much as a piece of plastic can love a human. Forever! Never again will you have to write ""RIP Cap'n Goldikins"" on your toilet. We salute you, Cap'n. Electronic Goldfish in a Bowl Just like a real fish, it ""swims around."" But unlike a real fish, you never need to feed it! Real glass bowl - just add batteries and water (both not included). Three Modes: Demo - Fish swims for 30 seconds with lights (button must be pressed first). Play - Fish swims for 90 seconds with lights. E.P. - Fish swims for 5 minutes with lights. Includes: Glass bowl, fish unit, and base decoration. Batteries: 3 x AA Dimensions: approx. 7.5"" x 4.5"" x 7.9"""
Zombie Emergency Response Operations Packet
"If there's anything The Walking Dead has taught us, it's that we need to have all our apocalypse supplies in one location. Then we won't be raiding stores and getting into sticky situations with zombies and the daughter the guy who is graciously letting us squat on his farm. Also, don't trust That Guy. You know which guy. He's just trouble. If you're looking to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you'll need this kit. It includes dozens of useful items, including ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" tape, warning signs, hazard stickers, toe tags for the bodies, a ""bite kit"" and much more. There's even a CD-ROM with ShockWave shooters and zombie desktop themes for your computer. Of course, there are a few necessities you'll have to pick up at your local pharmacy. We'll let you make a list of those since we can't include 'em here. Product Specifications Kit includes all sort of post-apocalyptic necessities Give it to those you want to be on your survival team Items include: 10 feet of yellow ""Caution: Zombie Outbreak Zone"" barrier tape 16 trading cards 4 warning signs 8 hazard stickers 2 toe tags Instructional poster Sterile bite kit ...more! Bonus CD-ROM containing ShockWave shooters & zombie desktop themes"
AeroShot - Breathable Chocolate
"We have a problem with the name of this product. ""Le Whif"" is not a word in French. Although we suppose that ""Le Smell"" or ""Les Microns of Food"" just doesn't sound quite the same. Oh well. It is what it is. We have to say, despite looking a little like you're sucking on a lipstick or smoking an extra short cigar, this product is pretty darn cool. Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup. Product Specifications Recommended for use by geeks over 18 Special inhaler allows you to taste chocolate without eating A 3-pack of chocolatey goodness, including 1 Cherry Chocolate 1 Chocolate Chocolate 1 Mint Chocolate Tube is 100% biodegradable Each Whif contains 300mg of chocolate, 40-80mg per inhalation (less than 1 calorie) Great for dieters and possibly smokers who prefer chocolate flavor . No, it won't go into your lungs. The particles will fall deliciously on your tongue. Le Whif is ingested, not inhaled. Le Whif should not be used by people with ragweed allergies. May contain traces of soy and wheat Do not use Le Whif in conjunction with alcohol Chocolate Whif ingredients: Organic cane sugar, organic cocoa solids, organic vanilla, natural flavors. May contain traces of soy, wheat, and gluten."