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Bacon Wrapping Paper
"If you want to make a food product even more desirable, there is one thing you can do. You can wrap it in bacon. Shrimp, pork, human - everything tastes better when wrapped in bacon. So, why not apply this principle to gifts you bestow? Now you can, with Bacon Wrapping Paper. Wrapping presents in Bacon Wrapping Paper isn't just fun for you. It will let the giftee know how much you really care about them. Think of that, then, as you send your off your package waving. Snail mail gifts are still the bestest, and even better when wrapped in Bacon Wrapping Paper. Save the real bacon for yourself! Bacon Wrapping Paper Instantly make any present look like it was wrapped in delicious bacon. Two 20"" x 30"" pieces of quality wrapping paper."
$3.19 $3.99 (- 20%)
Doctor Who Tardis Decorative Pillow
This soft plush pillow is perfect for a Doctor Who themed room! Decorated on the front and back with accurate details. 10" x 20" x 3" 100% polyester Imported
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Doctor Who Series 5 Posters - Victory of the Daleks
As the story goes, little Amelia Pond had a crack in her wall. Then, an impossible man in an impossible box fell out of the sky. She fed him fish fingers and custard, and promised to return. She waited for fourteen years. When he did, they went on an incredible adventure from one end of the universe and back again. Along the way, they met Daleks and Vampires, Winston Churchill and Vincent Van Gogh. If you haven't seen Doctor Who, stop what you're doing right now and get caught up...
$2.99 $11.99 (- 75%)
Doctor Who River Song's TARDIS Journal
River Song's diary was given to her by the Doctor, but he never got to read it. After all, a time traveler must never tell all of her secrets, Sweetie. Within this diary are things that could change all of space and time... or maybe just River's secret recipe for moussaka. We'll probably never know for sure. This TARDIS-shaped notebook is perfect for keeping track of your timeline, or just writing down your dreams of traveling through time and space with a 900-year-old alien...
Doctor Who TARDIS Flash Drive - 4GB
Have you ever considered how much data the TARDIS must have? That sexy blue box has been all over time and space with The Doctor and we can't even fathom how much data she has stored in her. That's probably why she didn't do so well in human form... too much info for such a tiny brain. If only we could pull off just a teensy bit of that data...
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Star Wars R2-D2 Folding Armchair
It's heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we're always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they're helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He'll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don't recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you're going to go ice fishing or something. He's more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone's favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product - you won't find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults Max weight: 225 lbs
$25.99 $39.99 (- 35%)
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Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from "Halloween"? Unfortunately nothing...which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come-up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush. The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm... he doesn't mind...
$5.99 $9.99 (- 40%)
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Zombie Glass Decanter
We've always been perplexed by the expression, "Pour me a stiff one." Sure, the word stiff can mean potent or strong, which certainly describes hard liquor, but to us, stiff connotes things like death or at least the middle school sleepover game, Light As a Feather, Stiff As A Board. (Did you know that game has been played by kiddos since the 17th century? We found an account in the diary of our peep, Samuel Pepys!) Since we're not fans of death, but rather undeath, why don't you use this Zombie Decanter to pour us an undead one? After all, in slightly-more-than-moderate amounts, alcohol serves to dull our senses, slur our speech, and makes us stumble around, much like our zombie friends. This vessel closes with a cork stopper and will hold approximately 27 ounces of your favorite stupefying liquid. Just remember, you'll never survive the apocalypse if you're drunk, so drink responsibly, will ya? We need you on our survival team. Product Specifications Glass decanter in the shape of a zombie head Features sagging skin, exposed brains, and bad teeth Closes with a cork stopper (included) Fill it with 27 ounces of your favorite beverage Drink responsibly - we need you on our zombie survival team
AK Ice Cube Tray
The AK-47 is an extremely reliable weapon. Also known as a Kalashnikov, it has been in service for over 60 years and produced in over 25 countries. It remains highly prized by those who desire a weapon that will shoot every time. Its name is feared throughout the world, and its signature bark chills the blood. And a chill is not necessarily a bad thing. On a hot day, a chill is just what you want on your drink, for example...
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Safe
The Doctor has always used a key to secure the TARDIS, but it's changed shape and size over the course of his 900-ish years. It's gone from a standard Yale key (like a real police box would have) to a spade shaped silver key to a double helix and back to the standard Yale key again. But one thing never changed: that one key was the only thing able to unlock the amazing vehicle known as the TARDIS. This TARDIS Safe will allow you to lock some of your prized possessions away from friends, family, coworkers, and alien life forms. Rest easy knowing that only you hold the key. When locked, the light on top pulses gently, awaiting your return. Turn the key and the light will flash and the distinctive vworp vworp vworp will play as the interior of the TARDIS is revealed. Product Specifications Keep your stuff safe from friends, family, and aliens Lock valuables inside the Doctor's TARDIS Only you have the little key that opens the TARDIS When unlocked, the TARDIS light flashes and re-materialisation sounds play When locked, the light gently pulses Batteries: 3 AA (not included) Dimensions: approx. 9" tall
Doctor Who TARDIS Table Lamp
Lamps are cool, especially this one. It's none other than a Type 40 TARDIS Table Lamp, Mark 3, capable of illuminating anything within time and space. (Time Lord not included, for your safety.) This lamp features the Eleventh Doctor, bow tie and all, with Amy Pond and a host of baddies from our favorite BBC show. And if that's not your Doctor, flip the lampshade over to showcase even more of our favorite blue box. No matter who your Doctor is, there's only one TARDIS...
Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug
We all like to sit around and complain that we need caffeine to take on the oh-so-hard task of sitting on our expanding backsides and typing for eight hours. "Oh no," we say. "Don't talk to me about that spreadsheet until I've had my 4-cup French press!" Do you know who thinks you should STFU? Mario. Link. Other heroes who are busting their tails in the wild to rescue princesses and save the world. Think of them next time you complain about being bored in a meeting...
Walking Dead Board Game
Ooooh, Walking Dead. You're doing an awesome job of filling our quota of blood and guts on a Sunday night. (For those keeping score, our other bloody weekend favorites are True Blood and Game of Thrones.) But what will we do the other six days of the week? We need our zombie fix on a daily basis. The Walking Dead Board Game is here to give us our zombie fix and because there's a solitaire-play option, we can do it even if all our friends have been eaten. In this game, you're fighting your way through walker-infested Atlanta with your team of survivors. Grab weapons, collect supplies, find safe places to rest. Watch your back, though. When supplies run low, it's every man for himself. Did we mention that if you get bitten, you turn into a zombie and get to attack your former friends? This is the best part. As a zombie, you can spring surprise attacks on the humans, get your fellow zombies riled up in a feeding frenzy, and even contaminate the survivors' supplies. Every former friend you bite becomes a new member of your zombie team! Product Specifications Cooperative game for fans of The Walking Dead Recommended ages: 13 - adult Number of Players: 1 - 4 Play Time: 30-45 minutes Box contents: 1 Game board 6 Character cards 6 Survivor game pieces 2 Walker game pieces 16 Ally tokens 40 Scrounge tokens 40 Encounter cards 30 Walker cards 16 Location cards 4 Badges 1 six-sided die (d6)
Marilyn Monroe Small Recycled Shopper Tote
This water resistant tote is made of 25-percent recycled materials. 10" x 12" x 4" Imported
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H2O Instant Water Candle Kit
"Two packs per order for even more candle-ness!! Candles have been used for hundreds of years to spread light where there was dark, not just because no one had invented electricity yet, but because they were so beautiful. And ever since about 10 minutes after the first candle was created, the first candle-lit romantic mood was created. But regular candles are boring. Time to play with some liquid density and cooking ingredients (also romantic) and put an H2O Instant Water Candle Kit or few to good use. Ok, so first you get a jar or vase or something (something glass with a wide mouth). Fill it 3/4 full of water, and mix in some coloring for . . . well, color. Drop in any other crap you want in the jar for to make it more beautiful. Add a centimeter layer of cooking oil on top of that water, and gently float a wick (which you already inserted into a floater) on the water. Then light it. It will burn off the cooking oil (since said oil will be floating on top of the water), and look gorgeous. By using some H2O Instant Water Candle Kits, you will have unique candles that won't drip wax all over the place. Oh, and, if the candle gets knocked over by accident, the water will extinguish the flames. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit - a simple, science-y, exquisite way to add some beauty to your world. Please Note: You'll need to supply your own vase/jar, water decorations (rocks, etc), water, and oil. H2O Instant Water Candle Kit Just add water, cooking oil, and a jar (or vase) to make a beautifully unique candle. Fire not included, either. Non toxic, but that doesn't mean you should drink it. Colors: Blue, Green, and Red. Each Pack Includes: 3 floaters, 18 wicks, and 20g (0.71oz) of coloring). Super Six Pack Contains: 2 of each color - for super decorating and stuff. Package Dimensions: approx. 2.75"" x 5.5"" x 0.75"""
Beats by Dr Dre Studio Over Ear Headphone - Purple
After 25 years, Dr. Dre was tired of spending months on a track only to have his fans hear it on weak, distorting earbuds. Two years and hundreds of prototypes later, Beats Studio Headphones are the icons that bring you Sound the way it was originally intended. Beats Studio headphones deliver Professional grade sound for professionals and audiophiles alike. They're tuned for all genres of Music and made for relentless, heavy-duty use. The Beats Studio headphone is the iconic flagship product for Beats by Dr. Dre. The active noise cancellation feature gives Studio headphones a unique level of power and performance.-Features: -Two AAA Batteries power the technology that blocks-out external sound to give you powerful, crystal clear audio-Each earcup works like a powerful mini--speaker, playing music at all volumes without any distortion-Beats Studio headphones deliver the even Frequency response of studio monitors for ultra--accurate recording, mixing, and playback.-Built with exceptionally high--quality materials, Studio headphones are made to withstand life on the road. The unique folding body also makes them easy to pack up for extra portability-Switch tracks and change volume from the cable so you don't have to reach for your music player. The adjustable extension gives you room and freedom to move-Includes: Beats Studio headphones, Two AAA batteries, 3.5 foot audio cable, Airline adapter, Apple remote Microphone in--line cable, Hard shell carrying case, Beats by Dr. Dre cleaning cloth
by J&R Computer/Music World
Ceramic Zombie Mug
After years of research and the loss of many interns, we've finally discovered the inoculation that will save humanity -- or at least, most of it -- from the zombie virus. Injecting dead zombie blood into a chicken egg and incubating it? Nope. Wiping zombie spittle on your gums? Heck no. It's a little more gruesome, but we can't argue with success. The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs. (Funny story, we should have been more specific when we told HR to hire headhunters. Lesson learned!) Product Specifications Our zombie head cookie jar shrunk down to mug size! Drink from the shrunken head, gain mystical powers Capacity: 16 ounces of zombie-immunity tea Love your mug: Hand-wash for longest artwork life Not Microwave or Dishwasher Safe Hand wash only
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Hidden Wall Safe
The Hidden Wall Safe is handy because most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home and only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique wall safes allow you to hide valuables inside one of many identical looking wall outlets you already have in your home, the last place someone is likely to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than a locked safe and a hundred times cheaper. Worried about the outlet cover not matching your other outlets? No sweat, you can interchange any standard plug cover for this one to match your other plugs.
$4.99 $7.99 (- 38%)
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Doomed Crystal Skull Shotglass
The life of an average skull is pretty straightforward. First, you're inhabited by the brains of your human, then you're either burned or buried and inhabited by... well, let's not think about that. If you're very lucky, you may end up on stage for a production of Hamlet. If you're very unlucky, you get inhabited by a spirit of intellect under the control of an evil necromancer...
$3.99 $7.99 (- 50%)
Lomography La Sardina Dxl Analogue Camera
Overview: Fresh off the fishing boat and into your picture-taking hand, Features a classic sardine can-inspired design and practical 35mm format, Takes marvelous wide-angle shots with multiple exposures, Film cartridge window at the back, Simple two-setting focus, Night-time and long-exposure experimentation, Screw-in cable release, Comes with a special open-spine photo book, "Seeing The World Through a Sardine Cam", Housed in a great giftable package, 4.5"w, 2.5"d, 3.25"hContent & Care: Plastic, metal, Wipe clean, Imported, Requires 35mm film (not included), Includes camera, book, instruction manual, lens cap
by Urban Outfitters
Beats by Dr. Dre Solo HD On-Ear Headphones - Bubble Gum Pink (900-
Find headphones and headsets at Target.com! Beats by dr. Dre solo hd headphones are made to be a lighter, on-ear version of studios. Compact enough to fit in your purse, beats solo headphones carry the powerful signature sound beats products are famous for. clearer sound. Deeper bass. beats solo hd on-ear headphones feature the original beats by dr. Dre signature sound profile in a smaller, sleeker, more colorful package. You get crystal clear highs and deep, rumbling lows in a lightweight headphone perfect for long listening sessions. almost impossible to break. every pair is now constructed of super-durable, flexible material, reinforced with a metal strip to...
Doctor Who TARDIS Night Light
We're glad that we're watching Doctor Who as adults. Why? Because the whole storyline about Amy Pond and the weirdness that is her house would have scared the pants off of us as younglings. We believed in monsters under the bed, monsters in the closet, and now we have to think about cracks in the wall and a hidden room containing... well, you know the rest if you're caught up...
Doctor Who USB Dalek Desk Defender
"Every office has that person. You know, the one who ""borrows"" your stuff. When your scissors are missing, you know exactly who has them. When your bag of snacks is mysteriously low, you can tell who's been noshing on them. Politely asking them to QUIT IT doesn't work with these people. You need an ally, one that can exterminate the problem. The Dalek Desk Defender comes complete with a super-long USB cable, so even if your last remaining port is way in the back of your tower, your Dalek can still stand at the front lines. The motion sensor will detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away depending on the lighting in your office. While you're sitting at your desk you can keep it in silent mode so it doesn't drive you crazy with talk of extermination. Just be sure to turn it on before you leave for lunch. Product Specifications Motion activated Dalek will protect your desk Can detect movement between 6 and 9 feet away When activated, it will shoo away intruders with talk of extermination Plugs into any available USB port Three settings: Sound & LED - Motion detector on with sound and light LED - Motion detector and light on, no sound Off - Motion detector off Includes the following phrases: Exterminate! Time, Jump, Imminent Repair. Hover SFX Gun SFX"
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Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew that package of Oreos would last approximately 8.5 days. But now that we're saddled with significant others, roommates, and/or geeklings, the math gets complicated...
$19.99 $23.99 (- 17%)
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush
What a night. Her parents leave her to babysit her little brother, never bothering to ask if she had plans. Goblins come and take the poor boy away. And then, Sarah finds herself outside the Labyrinth, tasked with finding her way to the center or losing her baby brother forever! David Bowie sure can be mean. Once inside the Labyrinth, the first creature she meets is only referred to as "The Worm" (and no complaining, because she met Hoggle outside the Labyrinth)...
Pivot Power Mini - Wall Plug/USB Combo
We assume that the homebuilders of the current age are adapting their designs to work better with our modern, electronics-fueled lives. But unfortunately, most of our abodes were built in the days of yore, when the idea of having to plug in more than a lamp and an alarm clock by your bed was just ludicrous. You only need the one phone that hangs in the kitchen, duh! Pivot Power Mini is a bedside champion for home and travel. Plug it into any outlet and it will instantly provide you with two standard outlets, arranged so you can plug in even the most bulky of adapters, and two USB ports. Now you can have a lamp, and alarm clock, your phone, and your tablet handy by your bedside, getting all nice and charged. It's also a must-have for hotel rooms when there are never, ever enough outlets. Pivot Power Mini even folds up to fit easily in your suitcase or laptop bag. Product Specifications Turn an outlet for two things into an outlet for four! Plugs into a standard electrical outlet Provides 2 standard plugs (arranged to handle even big adapters) Also provides 2 USB ports to charge up devices Perfect for your bedside charging needs A must-have for travel (especially for conventions) Folds up to fit easily in a suitcase or laptop bag
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Unfortunately, you've got bills to pay, so you punch in every morning and punch out every night feeling a little more dead with each passing day...
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical - you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that's not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn't - if she doesn't think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the "blood" on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she's done it before - well then that's really scary.
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Time is an illusion - lunchtime, doubly so. The truth is, time is an arbitrary construct created by limited beings trying to make sense of causality. We perceive time as a sequence of events in a progressive chain of cause and effect. Were we to lose our perspective of cause and effect, time would lose meaning entirely, and it would seem to sag and melt like soft cheese left out in the sun - metaphorically speaking, of course...
$6.99 $14.99 (- 53%)
White Zombies Xbox 360 Modded Controller (for MW3, Rapid Fire)
This controller features 10 modes of rapid fire in addition to a sleek look. The 10 modes of rapid fire are pre-programmed for some of the most popular games on the market, including Halo 3, Gears of War 3, and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. Each mode is programmable, so the controller will work with future games as well.
Batman Ice Cube Tray
We'd say that Bruce Wayne uses these ice cubes when he throws a party, but that's probably a big fat lie. After all, that would give away his big secret. So we'll say that other people in Gotham who appreciate the good deeds of Batman probably use these when they throw parties. This silicone ice cube tray makes twelve bat insignia ice cubes. Not only are they the perfect addition to whatever you're drinking while reading the new Batman comics, they also look great in Halloween party drinks...
ACCOUTREMENTS BANDAGE - BACON
"Ouch! That Smarts! Treat Your Minor Cuts Scrapes And Scratches With The Incredible Healing Power Of A Designer Bandage. Each Comes In A 3-3/4"" Tall Metal Pocket Tin And Contains A Small Plastic Trinket To Help Make Even The Ouchiest Owies Feel All Better In No Time. The 3"" X 1"" Bacon Strips Are Cut To Look Like Small Slabs Of Bacon. Fifteen Per Tin."
Crystal Skull Glassware
Have you been putting in late hours at your lab in Castle East? Seeing eerie and surprising sights? Now the cadavers rise, the ghouls knock down the doors, the zombies are pouring drinks for Wolf Man and Dracula... are you still at work or is this a party? Now everything's cool. Just have that coffin-banger over at the bar mix you a Transylvania Twist in one of these Crystal Skull Shotglasses. Not into shots? No biggie, how about a pumpkin ale or a hard cider in a Crystal Skull Stein? Sit back and enjoy the rockin' sounds of Igor and the Crypt-Kicker Five. Just remember, no matter how awesome the monster bash is, we'd like to see you around tomorrow. We hear that Frankenstein runs a designated driver service. Product Specifications Creepy cool glassware for Halloween or anytime Host your own monster bash (with or without vampires) Choose: Skull Stein (holds 1 pint), features bony handle Set of 4 Skull Shotglasses (1.5 ounces each) Dishwasher safe We love you (even you creepy people), so drink responsibly
Nail Polish Dryer - Monkey Shape
Don't have enough patience to wait for your nails to dry? Afraid that you will mess up your freshly painted nails and have to do it all over again? Now with our cute monkey blower, your time and work will be saved! You just need to put your finger on the plate of bananas and the monkey will blow and dry your nail polish automatically!
Samsung Galaxy S3 I9300 Unlocked Cell Phone for GSM Compatible - Blue
Find cell phones at Target.com! Users will fall in love with the sleek, intuitive samsung galaxy s iii. notable for it's innovative sharing capabilities and new intelligent features, this smartphone is as powerful as it is stylish. in addition to its fast data speed, the super amoled touchscreen provides a stunning display. also includes an 8 megapixel camera for high-quality picture taking on the go. Unlocked cell phones are compatible with gsm carriers like at&t and t-mobile; also compatible with gsm sim cards like h20 and select prepaid carriers. Phone will not work with sprint, verizon, boost mobile, virgin wireless or other cdma carriers. Please contact your...