You persist in defying our efforts to provide an amusing death for you, dear reader. So before you leave us, permanently, feast your eyes on this spectacularly luxe, handmade leather, steel and chrome chair that looks just like the kind of thing an evil megalomaniac might sit on. Mwah-ha-ha!
Is it a caravan or a floating leisure pod? The incredible Schwimmcaravan is both, because as well as functioning as a luxe towable caravan this pimped-up pod doubles as an electric-powered boat. Onlookers won’t know whether to applaud you or throw you a life ring. ‘Mmm, salmon for supper.’
Agility Saietta R Bike
More than just an exercise in style, this stunning urban sports bike will shift from 0 to 60 in four seconds – and all with an electric engine.
Styled like it’s straight out of the Cunningham's kitchen, this classic-looking machine will let you churn out fruity slushies, iced coffees, or chilled cocktails to your heart’s content. Happy days!
Electric DeLorean DMCEV
‘Can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance.’ No, it’s not Doc Brown calling, it’s Firebox because we’ve got hold of this amazing DeLorean car. With a top speed of 125mph it easily exceeds 88mph – incredible as this stupendous retro-modern vehicle is electric!
Moller Skycar M400
Why travel in 2D when you can travel in three dimensions? The Skycar will put an end to road rage. Stuck behind slow-moving traffic? Then take to the air, my man.
This bespoke box will launch up to 200 brilliant white rockets – creating a likeness of your face in the night sky, visible up to 30km away.
A dog’s life? We’d swap it for a human one any day – but only if we get to hang out in this ludicrously luxe mansion-style kennel. Barking but beautiful!
iPhone Horn (Green)
Boosting the audio output of your iPhone by up to 13 decibels, this chunky steampunk wonder also acts as a vertical or horizontal stand.
Super yachts? Bah! Now all you billionaires can rule the waves with your very own floating city because Project Utopia will soon be a reality. With 11 decks, a wet dock, several helicopter pads and enough luxe accommodation to house a micro-nation/army, this jaw-dropping ocean-going giant is ideal for flush megalomaniacs.