Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
What a wonderful idea! Tetris piece shaped lamps that you can stack. Of course, you're going to have to be sure to stack them non-optimally. If you make a straight line, sure, you'll get points, but then your lamp will disappear! Hang on, let us double check that... Oh, phew! It has just come to our attention that when you stack these lamps they do not disappear like in the actual game...
Minecraft Steve Vinyl Figures
You are Steve: a blockheaded, happy man that spends his time exploring an 8-bit world, digging giant holes, gathering materials, and erecting massive structures that protect him from the world's dangers. Creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry jungle cat: each has their own reasons for going after Steve when all he wants to do is build a cool house and maybe eat some pork chops and pumpkin pie. So, grab that pickaxe, adorn yourself in diamond armor and be ready for adventure. You never know why you might find out there. Some 200 blocks down, past the waterfalls of lava, and beneath the foggy chasms awaits The End, a horrid place full of terrifying Endermen and their ruler the Ender Dragon. Or maybe just grab a shovel and build a moat. The possibilities for fun, adventure, and excitement are endless when you're Steve! Product Specifications: Play with Steve... or Diamond Steve! Ball-jointed head and posable arms Materials: Vinyl Dimensions: 6" tall
TARDIS Tank Dress
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! Regardless of what you may think of the Impossible Girl, we had to give kudos to Clara for turning the usual phrase about the TARDIS inside out. "Smaller on the outside!" she exclaimed. And you know what? That's just what your body is, too! Seriously, think about all the bones, organs, muscles, and stuff you have floating around inside of you. There has to be a pocket dimension inside each of us. This Tank Dress is made in the USA with 95% cotton and 5% spandex material. Sizing chart S M L XL 2X 3X Chest 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. 38 in. 39 in. 41 in. Waist 27 in. 29 in. 31 in. 33 in. 35 in. 37 in. Length (neck edge to hem) 30 1/2 in. 31 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 in. 32 1/2 in. 33 in.
Magnet Powered Spinning Top
At the inception of this product description, let's begin by saying we won't reference any movies. No movies with totems or tops or that guy from Critters 3. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of that. It's just a top that, once spun, will continue to spin for about a week. It uses magnets, and that's why we call it the Magnet Powered Spinning Top! Science-wise, it's actually pretty cool what's going on with the Magnet Powered Spinning Top...
Soft Kitty Singing Plush
We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you just don't want to see other humans. You feel horrible. You look horrible. You just want to burrow in your blanket cave and be left alone. That's when the Soft Kitty Singing Plush comes in handy...
Every once in a while, we give you a product that requires a little bit of imagination. Bacon-flavored things? No need for imagination. Highly caffeinated things? No need for imagination. Adorable plush of your favorite characters? No need for imagination. Quantum Bits? You'll have to put on your imagination hat and let us tell you why you'll love 'em. Quantum Bits are little chips with super-bright LEDs inside. They light up in response to vibration and thus far, here's what we've imagined doing with them: Desk Toy: Fun to poke, tap, flick, toss from hand to hand, etc. Anger Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam fist on desk. Frustration Monitor: Place on desk. Will light up when you slam face on desk. Runner's Friend: Glue to the backs of your sneakers for nighttime runs. Oontz Oontz Oontz: Put Bits on subwoofer. Turn on tunes. Oooh, trippy. Maker's Friend: Integrate them in your creations. Send us pictures! Each set of Quantum Bits comes with eight chips and each chip has a lifetime of 100,000+ flashes. Got any other cool ideas? Mention them in the comments below! Product Specifications Set of eight motion-sensing LED lights 100,000+ flashes per chip Use them for: Amusement at work while on boring calls Superglue to your sneakers for running at night Bright lights for your subwoofer Integrate them into your building projects ...who knows what else you crazy kids will do! Dimensions: Each bit is 1.25"x 0.5" x 0.25"
Superhero Caped Socks - Batman
Your socks are one of the few places you can secretly be geeky that still allow you to show your geekiness off if your audience earns it. Geeky underwear, not so much. At least, well, unless you have to moon the folks in question. And although the Superman shirt reveal is awesome, you end up spending a lot of time reattaching buttons to all your dress shirts instead of fighting crime.Geeky socks are a lot more subtle, even ones with frickin' capes attached to them...
Critical Hit LED D20 Die by ThinkGeek
We have two audiences for this item, so we'll address you separately: PLAYERS: You know that amazing feeling you get when you roll a crit? The sight of the "20" on your die blasts straight up into the pleasure center of your brain and you feel like a million astral diamonds. (Except when you roll a crit for initiative. That's just lame. Especially if you're the cleric... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.