The F This Book
The Chronicle Books F This Book It is probably one of the best and most used words in the English language. This book illustrates the way people have used to word to subvert, create, and simply add a little humor to our world. Remember to Fle Up and Drive Safely. Designed by Bodhi Oser Imported By Chronicle Books
Little Ella James Pink Lipstick Pen
This novelty ball point pen is shaped like a lipstick.
We have a soft spot for stationery at JOY HQ and know you have too which is why we are so excited to show you these stylish Lipstick Markers. In four fluro shades of pink, red, purple and green, these four handy pens are cleverly disguised as makeup with the highlighter hidden inside; they are sure to colour your day happy.
Joy The Store
Tetris Animated Alarm Clock
We can remember it like it was yesterday. Summer time in high school pre-drivers license, pre-job, no spending money. What did we have to keep us occupied after sleeping in all morning? Our "old school" Nintendo and Tetris. We're talking hours of Tetris. Hours. Two-player tournaments until our thumbs were stiff and sore. Those good old days of sleeping in and playing video games for hours are long gone, but that doesn't mean you can't still get your fix of Tetris every day. It just might not be on your Nintendo. Instead, you can wake up to this officially-licensed Tetris Alarm Clock and its Tetris theme song alarm. Watch the minutes tick by as Tetriminos pieces fall into place to form each new number as the minutes roll by. Product Specifications Has 12/24 hour clock options Features snooze function and backlit display Takes three AA batteries (included) Alarm alert is Tetris theme song Tetriminos-shaped buttons on front
Orange Super G Manual Typewriter
This vintage cursive font Smith Corona Super G Ghia Design manual typewriter is in absolutely stunning condition and perfect working order.
Happy Jackson I Love Lists Notebook
ABOUT HAPPY JACKSON. Inspired by their doodlings of pugs, co-founders Giles Andreae and Heather Flynn launched colorful stationery brand Happy Jackson in 2012. Combining Andreae’s talents as a children’s book author and Flynn’s illustrations, the UK-based brand have added catchy slogans to their illustrations across a range of eye-catching notebooks, pencil cases and stationery.
Neon Pink Mobile Memo Pads: Set of 12 - Cool Office Supplies | Poppin
Adhesive backing makes notes defy gravity, as if by magic.
Floating Desk - White
Save space and gain storage with the Designer Floating Desk. This wall desk can be mounted at any height for a personalized design, so it can even be used as a stand up desk. A wall mounted desk doesn't take up any floor space making it a great fit for smaller space. Use this as a writing desk everywhere from the bedroom to the office to the kitchen. A built-in flip-up door in the back offers concealed storage for power bars or adapters also allow it to be used as a computer desk. An easy to use hanging rail system makes installation a cinch. Made of laminated composite wood, this desk holds up to 80 pounds. 20.5"H x 42.5"W x 21"D
Modern Day Accents Spinning Armillary Sphere Sculpture
MDAC1045 Features Finish: Buffed aluminum Contemporary style Water resistant Product Type: Sculpture Style: Contemporary Subject: Abstract and shapes Finish: Aluminum Hand-Made: Yes Primary Material: Metal Weather Resistant: Yes Water Resistant: Yes Age Group: Adult Outdoor Use: Yes Dimensions Overall Height - Top to Bottom: 16" Overall Width - Side to Side: 12" Overall Depth - Front to Back: 10.5" Overall Product Weight: 5.1 lbs
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kate spade new york Cross Pointe Clock
Adidas Originals EQT Running Guidance 93 Sneakers - Red
Sneakers by adidas Originals 50% Other Materials, 50% Textile upper Breathable mesh and matte finishes Signature stripes with molded eyelets Lace-up fastening Padded cuff for cushioning Durable sole with textured tread Remove light marks with a clean damp sponge ABOUT ADIDAS ORIGINALS With a brand history stretching back over 60 years, adidas Originals draw inspiration from street culture and retro styles to provide fresh vintage inspired menswear. The adidas Originals range incorporates everything from the brands most iconic sneakers to new vintage inspired clothes. ABOUT ME Upper: 50% Other Materials, 50% Textile, Lining: 100% Textile, Sole: 100% Other Materials. LOOK AFTER ME Remove Light Marks With A Clean Damp Sponge Product Code: 552509
Stellé Audio Clutch
Rebecca Minkoff Spring 2014
Merkury M-BTWK20 Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard, Pink
Merkury M-BTWK20 Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard: Full-sized keys including numeric keys and special function keys Front battery indicator light Ergonomic design for comfortable typing reducing wrist strain Cable-free, ultra-slim portable design Compatible with Bluetooth capable devices including: Apple iPad, iPhone, iPod and other devices with Windows XP/Vista or Mac OS 10.4 or later Color: Pink
Pentel WOW! Retractable Ballpoint Pen - Medium Pen Point Type - Assorted Ink - Transparent Barrel - 8 / Pack
WOW! retractable ballpoint pens offer a unique triangular barrel with a soft, latex-free rubber grip for writing comfort. Design also prevents the pens from rolling off desks. Click top to advance tip. Click side button to retract. Ballpoint pens write medium lines. Each pen features a stylish transparent barrel and convenient pocket clip. Ideal for students, households and general office supplies.
LumiSource Element Touch Lamp - - Chrome (Grey)
Find Freestanding Lamps at Target.com! This curvaceous and modern chrome Led touch lamp will make a great addition to any home or office. The Element Touch Lamp is both sleek and stylish with its unique design. Simply touch the surface to activate the bright 3-watt Led light. This lamp works best as an accent lamp and provides directional lighting. The Led bulb does not need to be replaced. Gender: Unisex. Pattern: Solid.
Like/Dislike Stamp Set
"History Time: The thumbs up/thumbs down gesture for approval/distaste (and which gesture means which) comes from Ancient Roman times - specifically, instructions to the gladiator on whether or not to spare his opponent. But here's the thing: the Latin term for this is Pollice verso, which translates to ""turned thumb."" If you consult the writings of old dead Roman people, you'll find even they contradict each other on which one is really approval and which is distaste. But, who cares: we of the present have decreed thumbs up to be good and thumbs down to be bad. And that's the model that the Like/Dislike Stamp Set perpetuates. Each Like/Dislike Stamp Set comes with two, self-inking stamps (that's why we call it a set). Use the Like stamp for things you like and the Dislike stamps for things you don't like. For instance: we like origami - so though we will probably crush the little paper swan, we're gonna stamp it with the Like stamp. We don't like TPS reports, so we'll save the Dislike stamp for that. And why did we provide these further instructions and examples for such a straight forward product? Simple: to fill up space. YAY. Get your Like/Dislike Stamp Set today, and ink up your future with your opinion tomorrow. Like/Dislike Stamp Set Set of two stamps - for every occasion. Self-inking, for your convenience. Set includes one of each stamp. Dimensions: 3"" x 1.25"" x 2.5"""
Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
The sun's about to go down and you should be heading back home, but you need three more birch woods to make a stack! Chopping furiously, your iron axe breaks. The only thing left to do is use your shovel or go at it kung fu style. Punching furiously, the sun has all but a few pixels below the horizon and you can hear the spiders and zombies coming out. It's time to make a break for it. Only a few dozen yards out you can see the square patch of torches illuminating the night, casting silhouettes of shambling creatures prowling the edges of your fence. There's no way you can get past them without taking damage and all that tree cutting has left you hungry. Thankfully, there's a mine that you connected your house that's just behind a nearby hill. Wait! What's that? "SsSsssSsSS..." It's too late; you don't even bother moving. Respawn or Exit to Title Screen? Product Specifications Foam Creeper for fans of Minecraft Made of EVA foam As much articulation as an 8-bit Creeper could and should have Frighteningly huge and detailed Invented at ThinkGeek! Officially licensed Minecraft collectible Dimensions: 2 feet tall!
Sometimes, we have to admit, when we get super stressed we eat cupcakes. And not one or two, but a dozen or more. But this practice isn't the healthiest. That's why we found the Stress Cupcake. We get the joy of holding and squeezing a cupcake (something we do with real ones before eating anyways), but don't get all the evil calories and stuff...
There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don't necessarily have to read them. Being honest here. We used to hire smarter folks, but our death turnover rate is so high that we've had to lower our standards to the less-than-literate. But here's your Employee Manual and the various books on radiation poisoning that the government requires us to give all new hires. But really, don't bother reading them. It's not necessary to do your job...
Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
What a wonderful idea! Tetris piece shaped lamps that you can stack. Of course, you're going to have to be sure to stack them non-optimally. If you make a straight line, sure, you'll get points, but then your lamp will disappear! Hang on, let us double check that... Oh, phew! It has just come to our attention that when you stack these lamps they do not disappear like in the actual game...
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - all it takes is a appropriately awesome object worth stealing, and a really cruddy job of locking it up. What are you thinking, sticking it in a safe? What nonsense! Where's a thief going to look first? That's right - your safe. Stupid. Hiding in plain sight - that's what you need to do. We've glued two random hardcover books together, drilled out several hundred pages, and boom-shanka! You've got the perfect hiding space for nearly 80 cubic inches of stuff. Place these books crammed full of treasure on your bookshelf, and nobody will be the wiser.
Boogie Board LCD Tablet
This ain't yo momma's Etch-A-Sketch, son. This paperless LCD writing tablet is perfect for leaving messages, sketching ideas, and practicing anything from handwriting to calculus without killing a single tree. But we hear you. You're thinking, "WTF can *I* use this thing for, ThinkGeek?" Allow us to give you some suggestions, based on your likely occupation...
Adjustable Aluminum Laptop Desk
"Imagine how cool it would be if you had a job where you got to lay on your back all day and make money. Now, get your head out of the gutter (or think about it for a while . . . and then get your head out of the gutter) and keep reading. It might sound like something you could only do in space, but this Aluminum Laptop Desk will have you defying gravity in no time. It's true. Lie down and lock the legs into place - each leg has three self-locking joints to make sure your Aluminum Laptop Desk is at just the right angle. Since it's aluminum, it also helps draw heat away from your laptop. It folds flat for easy storage, has a shelf (with clip on plastic bumpers) to keep your laptop from sliding off, and sets up in seconds. And, if you're one of those folks who prefers standing while working, plop your Aluminum Laptop Desk on your regular desk, and you are a few clicks away from a very comfortable standing solution! Are we using our Aluminum Laptop Desk to stand while we write this? Heck no. We ARE using our Aluminum Laptop Desk, but we're in bed. Lazy FTW! Aluminum Laptop Desk Quickly and easily adjusts to give you the perfect desk - for more comfort and better ergonomics. Aluminum construction helps wick heat away from your laptop. Perfect for reclining, sitting, or standing. Legs feature 3 push-button auto-locking joints with 360° adjustability (marked in 15° increments for easy configuration). Able to support up to 20lbs. Weight: 3.3lbs Dimensions: Desk: 16.5"" x 10.8"" x 0.75"" (lip depth). Leg Segment: 10"" x 1.675"" x 0.625"" Max Height: (base to platform) 18.5"""
Staple Free Stapler
Staples have become a scourge to the office environment. Those shiny metal wires have jammed in thumbs, caught on sweaters, and torn papers. The horrors are just too numerous to mention. Recently, at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, an entire afternoon was spent watching a government mandated corporate safety video that showed, in excruciating slo-motion Tarantinoesque detail, just how terrible accidents with staples can be. ThinkGeek employees, however, rolled their eyes... for they had converted to an entirely staple free environment. We found in our travels a device that staples papers together - without staples! Oh, we're not crazy, this thing is real. This handy (and might we add - environmentally friendly) device cuts a tiny flap in the corner of your paper, and folds it in on itself, tucked in a tiny paper pocket. Sleek and small, the Staple Free Stapler can clip together up to five sheets with ease.